It's A Little Transparent

Filed under: Kim Kardashian

Here's the recipe for famewhoring:

1. Take one lunch at The Ivy.

2. One Kardashian (In this case it's Kim).

3. One music industry robot with a new album to promote (In this case it's Ciara).

4. One swarm of paparazzi.

4. Mix together for instant BFFs and a super cheesy photo op on Robertson yesterday.

Viola!

The only thing missing was Speidi!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: May 15, 2009 at 6:15 pm / Email this »

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50 comments to “It's A Little Transparent”

jaded_d says – reply to this

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viola?? or do you mean voila' ?
Reefer says – reply to this

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don't forget - sitting on the same side of the table facing the paps…..
Sallyx says – reply to this

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your just jealous you are not getting papped you fame hogging fat fuck. you make fun of everyone else's flaws cause your so fucking insecure of yourself. GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU FAT PRICK!!!!!!!
SweetPat says – reply to this

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1,2,3,4,5,6….
I KNEW YOU WERE A COMPLETE MORON…BUT YOU NOT KNOWING HOW TO COUNT JUST TOPS IT ALL!
Quaintrelle says – reply to this

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Bless your heart, you can't even keep count correctly.
cherricola says – reply to this

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LOL
female version of a hustler says – reply to this

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omg saMAN and lindsanity come in a darker version??????
F18 says – reply to this

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Learn to spell Voila!
MILEY CYRUS...THE PRINCESS OF THE WORLD says – reply to this

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They look absolutely faboosh!!!
Kate27_is_a_Moron says – reply to this

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manish hussy + trashy, fake hussy = friends of Perez
ciara1 says – reply to this

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u stupid fuckin cerdo pig!
uggh i hate when you get shit wrong
theyv been spotted together lately
theyr koo friends for example
Hennessy Black at 7 World Trade Center in New York City on Tuesday…
do your resaech before you talk trash hunny bunns
i love it when u do tho but have ur shit right!!!!!
Lilplayboii says – reply to this

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I GUESS MANARA(CIARA) HAS A NEW CRUSH!!! LOL
Mimi the Magnificent says – reply to this

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Famewhore. Kim is SO shallow, its ridiculous. What kind of person releases a sextape to become famous? Kim.
BlahGirls says – reply to this

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WTF @ their outfits?
Kate27_is_a_Moron says – reply to this

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Re: SweetPat – Perez is the biggest dumbass ever!
1,2,3,4,4 LOLZ
tchocaro@hotmail.com says – reply to this

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It's VOILA Perez!! With all the French people you love you should know that!
imceecee says – reply to this

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"The only thing missing was Speidi" LOL… I love you Perez you are crazy as hell!
love me tender says – reply to this

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Viola??? Who is she? Another girlfriend?
Voila!
StupidBitchesNeedsToLearn says – reply to this

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Lol double 4, you gotta learn to count.

Nobody cares about kim kardashian anyway, she's a major bitch
18 carrots says – reply to this

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Perez, not only you spelled French "Voila" as a "Viola" , but you tried to count from 1 to 5 and ended up with 1, 2, 3, 4, 4.
Are you intoxicated or something?
Help, I'm convulsing here!!!!!!!!!
Jesse King says – reply to this

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She looks hot in that pic!
JenJen714 says – reply to this

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Is it just me or is Kim trying to look lighter everytime!!!
Dontgetit! says – reply to this

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KIM IS SOOOO PHONY!!! When will she get it???? She's NOT BLACK! She's transformed her body to look like a black woman! It's so fake and everyone knows it! Go away, you have no talent and a fake ass body! Of course if I had that kind of money for doing absolutely NOTHING, I'd have a PERFECT body too! My booties REAL though!
I'llbeyourpinupgirl says – reply to this

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They're friends Perez! I suppose having lunch with friend makes you a fame whore now. They are both pretty girls and Perez is jealous, and can't count.
cinamae says – reply to this

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wow.

follow me at twitter.com/cinaaadoll
Puffin says – reply to this

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LOL…I love all the peeps talking sh!t about Kardashian and how her body is fake…except it's NOT. trust me when I say 95% of ARMENIAN women have her body type. big boobs, big butts, tiny waists, juicy thighs and child-rearing hips. she must feel SO flattered when thinking about the fact that her body is so perfect to most that they can't fathom that it's real…that has got to be the biggest compliment to any girl. YOU GO KIM!!!
I'llbeyourpinupgirl says – reply to this

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Re: Dontgetit! – Wha??? I am the same colour as Kim, and I have a naturally round butt and little waist, and I've seen plenty of skinny black girls. Stop stereotyping!!!!
LovelyLucy says – reply to this

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AND, they sat NEXT TO EACH OTHER! What is the point of that unless they both wanted equal exposure??
cboy says – reply to this

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LOL Perez leave them alone!!
They look Great!!

Ciara Fantasy Ride in stores!!!!!!
TaylorGBryant says – reply to this

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viola?
footefetish says – reply to this

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Mario cannot spell. Mario could use a lesson or two in how to properly use the english language. Mario is a jealous little biotch!
MmCcGg says – reply to this

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I think you mean "Voila" Perez =P
kwikerpickerupper says – reply to this

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Ciara is just showing Kim the new boxer briefs she's got on and kim's mouth is just watering.
southernbellela says – reply to this

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Why are you such a Kim hater? She is a beautiful business woman trying to make her way. She gets so much shit on this site! Whats the deal?
hey_perez says – reply to this

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Re: LovelyLucy – Yes, i agree. For some reason, i think there may be a ciara & 50 cent sex tape in the works — since her new cd hasn't done as well as expected. Kim is probably giving her some advice.
sheba088 says – reply to this

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They look cute!
magentapyramid says – reply to this

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VOILA!!!!!!!!
For C******* sake, learn to spell or get a new editor.
hotgirl101 says – reply to this

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Would looooove to see a sex tape from these two~ HOT!
berryliousbea says – reply to this

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why u hatinq on them for
so what!?
sweetescape says – reply to this

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AMEN Perez! Perfectly said
cojovi79 says – reply to this

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For the love of god, get a spell checker. You can afford it. All of your typos make my brain bleed.

Thanks.
STUPIDLIKEPEREZ says – reply to this

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stupid is VOILA not viola! that is the third person del verbo violar, silly!!!!
Xufiaxinha says – reply to this

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voila perez…
Club80 says – reply to this

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Don't bitch about them wanting free publicity, when you're more than capable of not posting the pic. You're giving them that free publicity.
kenzosh says – reply to this

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The copy put out by this website is appallingly skill less. It reeks of carelessness, and day old news. Ur time with this success can only last for so long, with ypur apparently obvious, and making no bones to hide sloppy work ethic. The way you run your business, and the product you generate has a messiness with train wreck written all over it. This translates into a big Fuck You to the people who hit you up on line.
freakindontcare says – reply to this

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well i think they are both hot…just saying
xoxo_anonymous says – reply to this

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they've been seen in public together before - when ciara didnt have a cd to promote - god forbid people were friends…

learn to count fool.
laceyy says – reply to this

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it's definitely voila, not viola perez
skyelighter says – reply to this

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follow me on twitter@skyelighter
ladydnphilly says – reply to this

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here is the real deal…Ciara did a real sexy video with Reggie, I forget name,,,it was rumered they were dating,.she even did a performance on bet awards with his number on the back on her jacket..
,,next thing ya know he is with Kim,,so I guess they are using the media to bury the hatchet.