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Criss Angel Accused Of Stealing Cat

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Meow!

According to reports, Criss Angel allegedly stole the cat of Sin City comedian Jeff Beacher.

The Mindfreak star reportedly taunted Beacher by leaving him a voicemail messages stating, "I took your cat. He lives with me now. The cat no longer likes you. The cat and I have become close friends."

The feline, Hamlet, belonged to Beacher's parents who have both passed. He is threating to sue for Hamlet's safe return.

Criss Angel's rep has not returned phone calls.

But, if he could speak freely, we're sure the rep would say, "Criss Angel is the world's #1 douchebag!"

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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54 comments to “Criss Angel Accused Of Stealing Cat”



  1. 1

    Criss Angel IS a douche Bag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  2. 2

    douchebag and super stoned, you had a catch holly!



  3. 3

    It's the first time in his life he made something disappear!



  4. 4

    "Criss Angel is the world's #1 douchebag!" - he's a douchebag for sure, but he's up against some other worthy contenders for the title of world no.1 douchebag. E.g. Kanye, McConnaughey, Mayer, Pratt to name a few.



  5. 5

    He's had the cat for two years. Why hasn't the guy tried to get it back sooner?



  6. 6

    Why can't this douche bag make HIMSELF disappear !



  7. 7

    Criss is an amazing magician. Everyone has their douchbaggery, yours, being a flaming heterophobe.



  8. 8

    Re: starmix18 – You left out Mario…



  9. 9

    Re: LizardKinG – agree :D



  10. 10

    Re: LizardKinG – Ward.



  11. 11

    the only way he can get some puss…



  12. 12

    this angel's star is dimming…. yawn

  13. pomme says – reply to this


    13

    Ah! ah!ah!ah! i love this story! so idiot!



  14. 14

    douchebag snatched a pussie and put it in a box.



  15. 15

    what a fucken douche.



  16. 16

    Re: LizardKinG – I knew I had forgotten someone!



  17. 17

    CRISS IS AWSOME IF THAT DOUCH BAG JEFF BEACHER I S ABUSING THAT CAT I DONT BLAME CRISS FOR TAKING IT THAT CAT DESERVES A GOOD HOME WITH CRISS AND HIS CAT HAMMY SO THE DOUCHE BAG AKA JEFF BEACHER CAN GO JUMP OF A SKYSCRAPER!!
    TEAM CRISS FOREVER!



  18. 18

    GAWD!!! Look at that F#cked Up hair!!!!!



  19. 19

    Give him back is darn cat! That's just mean! What douche!



  20. 20

    Ummm…on another gossip site, it said that Criss has had the cat for TWO YEARS…why did the guy wait so long to decide to get his cat back? Who even knows if this story is true…if it is, then the guy's an idiot, not Criss, and I'm not even a Criss Angel fan



  21. 21

    you mean his messages said, "I took your cat. He liveth with me now. The cat no longer liketh you. The cat and I have become clothe friendth."
    Can't get much better than a douche bag with sibilant s's.



  22. 22

    as long as he is taking care of the cat………..



  23. 23

    "I took your cat. He lives with me now. The cat no longer likes you. The cat and I have become close friends."

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA What a mental-case



  24. 24

    Criss Angel needs to retire that shitty white rapper look and GROW THE FUCK UP! That looks is so tired, especially for a guy who is like 40 years old & trying to look like he's 20. GIVE IT UP!!



  25. 25

    was this before or after he made his career disappear??



  26. 26

    Are you serious?!
    Why would Criss steal a cat?
    He's had Hammy for 2 years!! If the dude wants his cat back so much, why didn't he do anything about it earlier?!!?



  27. 27

    wEiRd…..



  28. 28

    You take my cat, I will come kick your ass.



  29. 29

    Re: Sally H – You can say that again!



  30. 30

    how did he get the cat in the first place? Something just doesn't add up, he's still such a douchebag!!!



  31. 31

    seriously that is the stupidest thing i ever heard. he's had that cat for years.



  32. 32

    He might be a douche, but he looks hot in that picture. Pretty rare for him.



  33. 33

    Stupid douche!



  34. 34

    Re: Hinder_girl001 – the cat they're talking about IS Hammy



  35. 35

    ok so criss has actualy had hammie for a long ass time b4 mindfreak so why this douche bag trying to take him Hammie is criss' pride possesion he looves him why on earth…who what kind of ass would take that away from someone and ppl need to stfu hes a person just like u and me and u know what Perez… hes a celeb. he makes u money u hating him and him saying shyt back makes him money and u money the week after u came to his show ticket sales skyrocketed so suck on that fag



  36. 36

    How f….g sick you have to be if you steal someones cat…?! That's just soooooo wrong! (And yes, in high school I was voted most likely to be the crazy cat lady)



  37. 37

    Re: Hinder_girl001 – I agree.



  38. 38

    That's kind of funny, there's actually an episode of Supernatural that is called, " Criss Angel Is A Douchebag ".



  39. 39

    Return the poor cat, you HACK! :(



  40. 40

    Reminds me of that commercial….

    ….THIS IS YOUR MIND ON DRUGS……..



  41. 41

    Hahahahaha that is so immature and funny!



  42. 42

    Hilarious. The things I read when at this site…so much random knowledge. 75 percent of my brain cells are wasted here, the other 25 are wasted getting… well, wasted.



  43. 43

    What kind of guy kidnaps someone's cat? How wierd!



  44. 44

    dude, do u buy all ur clothes from the luxor gift shops or what?



  45. 45

    Honest to GOD why doesn't this 40 something grow UP already! ICK. He is so gross.



  46. 46

    Criss Angel sucks - Dynamo is WAYYY better than him ….
    anyone seen Dynamo ?



  47. 47

    I love Criss Angel, but this quote "I took your cat. He lives with me now. The cat no longer likes you. The cat and I have become close friends."
    Really made me LMAO!!! Criss is still smokin hot tho ;)



  48. 48

    Re: buffymybasset – take that back….u douche



  49. 49

    follow me on twitter@skyelighter



  50. 50

    wat kind of freak steals a cat while sober!



  51. 51

    Common, Jeff Beacher's blog takes place over 3 almost 4 years to blog or report this to the police Please people, you can't be that ignorant.
    You have approximately 48-72 hours to report a theft of this purportion not 48- 72 months, LOL. Then the police investigate and if charges are warrented (if a crime was actually committed ) THEY' RE FILED IMMEDIATELY IF THERE IS A BASES TO SAID CRIME, NOT YEARS LATER!

    So it clear of those who have experienced theft or are educatated in legal matters, that Jeff Beacher is clear seeking publicity.



  52. 52

    come have fun follow me on twitter @skyelighter.com



  53. 53

    i'm literally ROFLing at that phone message. i've always been fond of criss angel, buter seriously who says shit like that.



  54. 54

    hahaha, I think it's kinda funny, actually.

    Criss is still amaazinngg