Dita Does Eurovision: Watch It!
Filed under: Dita Von TeeseCLICK HERE to view Dita Von Teese in the Eurovision song competition, held in Moscow on Saturday night.
The burlesque beauty was "featured" in Germany's entry, Miss Kiss Kiss Bang by Alex Swings Oscar Sings.
But….
They barely used her!!!! Booooo.
Dita was kept in the background most of the time, and when they did bring her up centerstage for her moment, it wasn't that big or special.
Oh well, she looked fab, though. As always!
Posted: May 16, 2009 at 10:01 pm




I'd take a trip to Lesbo Land for Dita.
That was just bad editing for TV. You can see Ditta was doing her thing and I'm sure no one in the crowd was looking at the singer doing his little dance.
I could TOTALLY see Adam Lambert wearing those silver pants.
And I'd rather see the dancing girls than Dita - THEY were working it.
What the heck are you talking about, Perez! She got a huge announcement and her name was on the flashing thing, and she was on there for a while. This wasn't Dita's performance, it was Alex's, you know.
Could she have been any less graceful?
They barely used her because it wasn't about her. She was a prop, a damn fine looking prop, but nothing more, nothing less.
his pants.
I'M NOT A FAN OF THE SONG BUT I SUPPOSE IT'S WHAT EUROPE LIKES.
ALSO, SUCH A YOUNG MAN SHOULD NOT NEED BOTOX IN HIS FORHEAD BUT TO EACH HIS OWN I GUESS.
Dita Von Teese is awesomeeee
Thats all she had to do! They could of use just her silhouette and I would have been happy! She is like no other!!!
HOW GAY, SUCH GAY DANCING!!!!! IM SURE MARIO WAS HAVING AN ORGASM OVER THAT. HAHA.
European tv channels told her to wear less revealing clothes in Saturday's final, on the dress rehearsal her breasts were basically bare. Also, she was called a stripper in a few newspaper articles…she's gorgeous but has nothing to do with Eurovision really.
THOSE PANTS! DAMN! i love it!!
I love Dita Von Tese!!!! Keep more news about her coming! Please less with Lindsay!! Got it? More Dita less Lindsay! Thank you!!!!!!
Gay love is still love!
What a shame that the camera spent more time on the dancers than Dita. What's the point of having her appear if she barely gets camera time?!
I love her! I'm making a tribute too her tonight! And gonna post it on YouTube. I think she is one of the few young active in hollywood ppl that has that old 1950s charm. I like the song too!
omg wat the HELL was with those pants and he like tap danced that really is the spirt of Eurovision
wow she is smoking hot!
THAT QUEEN (WHO MADE RICKY MARTIN LOOK STRAIGHT!) WAS VERY LUCKY TO GHAVE DITA VON TEESE FOR THAT PIECE!
love that woman
Dude, that's because it wasn't about her!! She wasn't singing the song, she was just meant to be in the background… I mean the burlesque thing is what she does… It would be another story if she was actually doing a duet with him.. The_Realist is right!.. She was only a prop!!!
potatoe head could do a tribute to dita and probably do pretty good
Damn that is a bad chick.
1 second alone of her is intoxicating.
i think dia was trumped by tha guys pants!!!!! she wasnt any good though…..
Uhh, Eurovision has become a joke - most of the songs these days are so tacky it's just embarassing to watch. And on top of that, they make people outside of Europe think that this crap music is what Europe actually listens to. Ugh.
so what is the deal with dita and deutschaland? it is all so random . . .
I hate to break it to you, Perez, but nobody cares about this trashy slut besides you. What is she famous for? Marrying Marilyn Manson and bathing herself in a champagne glass? She should be lucky to even have this gig. Dita Von Teese is the epitome of D-list celebrity.
Re: MISTERMARK –
No it's not acutally xD We made the 18th xD
The song wasn't too popular in germany itself even
they didn't use her? O.o
well they did, but the russian tv never wanted to show her coz they were too afraid!
i still think that the german song was AMAZING and really great and deserved more points!
As far as I could see there was only 1 star there DITA!!!!!!!!!
HAHA only 35 points. Fifth last out of 25
Did anyone notice that the winner broke the trophey he was given??
Poor sausage, he put it down on the stage to perform his winning song and it broke in two.
This was an awkward try to cath a better placing in this event. The last years we made a fool of ourselves by briinging up the rear…. I can't understand, although it is my home country…
They wanted to make sure she didn't take the spotlight away from the dude singin'! Hello! The star was SUPPOSED to be the dude singing, not Dita. That is exactly why she was left in the background.
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Dita rocks! She is absolutely gorgeous and if she were right out front she would have over shadowed him big time!
not enough showing of Dita but you can see in the background she was doing what she was suppose to… she's amazing !
She's in the background because she's a z-lister, only big in gayland like GaGa.
I kinda like the song
but the singer wasn't even german I think, californian???!!
they weren't allowed to "use" dita more, because the russian organizer thought she would be too nacked.
anyway, germany rocked !
SHE'S USELESS. WUTS THE POINT OF HER MODELING THE DAMN CAR! ADDS NOTHING TO THE SONG. THEY JUST NAME DROPPING. MOVING YOUR ARMS AND BENDING A LITTLE DOESN'T WIN CONTESTS. JUST SAYIN.
Seriously Perez, you are clueless when it comes to Europe. You dont understand the Culture, or Eurovision, so please cop on. This song was never meant to win. The odds were against it. If Germany weren't in the big 5 then it wouldn't have qualified. Song are sung in english, and do better as its the main 2nd language for most people. Only the UK and IRELAND has it as its official lang. Last nights production was unreal, the set was gigantic and the voting system proved amazingly with many western countries in the top 5! well done moscow and eurovision!!
OMG Dita! Scarlett O'Hara would be jealous of that waistline!!!!
Maybe because it's a singing competition and not a strip show?.. Geez.
Sorry, but this was laughable!!!! The whole "performance" was very cliche. She was probably thinking, "I came all the way to Moscow for this???" Ha ha!!!
Re: MISTERMARK – AHHHHHH forget it! no - even germany thinks this song sucks (at least i hope so). i still wonder how they got dita.
The reason they didnt use her was that they were afraid of a scandal, and also most Europeans are not interested in her b00bs.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY USE HER THEN?!?!? What a douche bag! Dita should NEVER have to share the stage with two lower end hoes!!
So cheezy. Isn't Eurovision embarrassing? As Master B said, there was only one star there and it was DITA.
Those 30 seconds she was on stage was 2 min and 30 sec to little. A little disappointing I must say.
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gayer than a birthday tablecloth…Liberace is revolving in his grave!
Re: EeekJustine – SWEET!I'd pay to see that!
That was a horrorific eurotrash song that almost makes lady Gaga sound like Led Zepplin!Had to fast forward just to see Dita shake her money maker at the end
She looks stupid!
And shes one ugly ass bitch!
Kink is gone mainstream in Germany lol
I miss Roger Cicero.
THAT'S NOT WHAT EUROPE LIKES! …
Ireland didn't make it through to the finals,booooooooo!Sooo not down with that!"Tog go bog e"!
that song was shit and everyone knows
you can't just slap a celebrity on stage and expect votes
That dude can't sing worth shit, the two dancers are smokin' hot, and Dita's gotten too damn skinny!
where's dita!??!?! in the last 10secs of the song?? LAME!!! i fuckin' love dita by the way!! & i'm soo dissapointed she's wasn't featured more! she's sooo hot!
sexy
And nobody cared about her. The song and performance totally bombed and they almost got no votes, they were among the least voted.
Dita was totally outshined by the European beauties that were there. Because lets face it Perez, Dita looks like the living corpse of some 40's grandma, and you and Marilyn Manson are the only ones who find that sexy.
And nobody cared about her. The song and performance totally bombed and they almost got no votes, they were among the least voted.
Dita was totally outshined by the European beauties that were there. Because lets face it Perez, Dita isn't pretty at all and she looks like the living corpse of a 40's grandma, and you and Marilyn Manson are the only ones who find that sexy.
I don't like her, plus her hips are awful. There was no point in having her there.
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When Dita takes the stage no other performers are necessary.
Re: EeekJustine – haha who wouldn't
MY god that song is awful the singer is ass ugly .Thank god they had dita because even the dancers turned me off .Dita was the only thing good about that mess
LOL……. Really Perez? Your wondering why they kept this ugly ass bitch hidden from the crowd! Dita is UGLY!! Ghost belong in the basement!
DITA VON TATER
I Adore Dita.
I'm suprised she could do that much! Even breathing would be a challenge in that piece of corsetry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe Dita was happy to be out of the spotlight for a little while or just happy to be on Eurovision. I wish the US could get it broadcasted.. and if we do I would have no idea what channel to order to get it! Europe has a lot of cool things on their tellies.
DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY
DITA,THAT IS