Shia's Got A Little Peen!

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   Miley Cyrus...The Princess of All Media says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Just like you Mario.

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   This is just disturbing, can't some people STFU about TMI shit?

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   he was a disney star…. not nickelodeon.

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   he's a Disney star, not a Nickelodeon star. Does Perez even write this shit anymore? Or is he too busy being a pimple on the rest of the world's ass?

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   the beouf used to drive me nuts, total douchery, but now, with mom's goddess class and his little peen and awkward sex, i'm beginning to think he's a cute little wierdo. . . refreshingly.

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   wow Perez, he's not from Nickelodeon, he's from Disney!
   Even Stevens, duhhhh!
   get your fact straight next time, Perez =]

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   *disney star. aw poor shia. he didnt have to admit that.

   and why does everybody call perez mario? its perez. i hate when people call people by their real name.

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   a Nickelodeon star? u perez hilton are losing ure touch. he was in disney channel. even stevens?

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   Disney not Nickelodeon.

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    he was a disney star….

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    ilovehollywood says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Yah he's from disney .stupid perez… nway, shia just can't seem to shut up..the things he say are quite disturbing.. ,maybe he should just keep some very private and personal things to himself.but whatever, i still love shia, im still his fan. such a good actor and down to earth..

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    Uhm, he's actually a former Disney star.. Seriously, Perez? You're supposed to know this shit. Brush up on your celebrity knowledge before you post about someone other than Lady Gaga or Madonna.

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    Surprise, surprise. A guy that looks like a nerd really is a nerd. How did this guy get into movies again?

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    beansy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He was a Disney star, not Nickelodeon.

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    beth monroe says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    This info just killed my high… DAMN. I am a size queen and this is not what I wanted to know or hear. He used to shit himself till a couple of years ago & now he has babdick. There went the weekend.

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    TMI!!

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    NicErica says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Aww, Shia's cute. Runs his mouth too much though. LOL

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    so does RK Aruzza

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    wow TMI. He really needs to learn to shut the fuck up.

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    Thats one lucky girl.

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    Calismelo10 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Former "Disney" star Perez! Get sum coffee B, u know dis!

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    Haagen-Dazs says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    TMI, Shia.

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    President Paul says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    my favorite position: he can fuck me anytime LAMO

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    Who's Megan Fox again?

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    missmya says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    IF YOU GO ON THIS WEB SITE www.talesfromagroupie.com SOME GIRL TOLD A STORY ABOUT HOW SHE HAD SEX WITH HIM AFTER SHE MET HIM IN A BAR!!

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    EW. WTF.
    shia is so fug. who'd fuck him?!

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    Calismelo10 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Former "Disney' star! Get sum coffee B, u know dis!

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    Boo hoo thumbdick! ( BBD throws his meat over his shoulder and leaves the room).

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    Why must people divulge this kind of garbage?!!

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    CabbagePie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Wow too much information shia

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    AmbrosiaRose says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He needs to shut up. He's probably Gay and said that so know one will know. His mom probably screwed him up.

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    Get it right, Mr. "Journalist." He was on Disney, not Nickelodeon.

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    TMI!!!…

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    He was actually a Disney Star, bro.

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    ….attracted…..

    ..to…

    ….his…

    MOTHER?!?!??!?!?!??!

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    MariMe says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    disney…not nickelodeon.
    and who cares what hes got in those pants..he's the sexiest nerd ever.

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    dude, shia i like you and all, but TMI. i dont wanna know that you have an awkward sex life and you are attracted to your own mother, which is gross btw. cmon now!

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    After all the hoopla about this site, I just had to see what it's all about. Apparently it's a site for people with such low esteem their whole lives they've come together under the guise of self importance and spend their time bashing other people to make themselves feel better. Sorry that by coming here to see, I've increased his hits by even one. It's a shame that those that have no talent feel the need to scratch at the eyes of those that do. Enjoy your trip down the hole of what could have been.

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    It sounds like he was just being modest!

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    Nick/Disney blah blah, same shit,….. who gives a fuck?

    Anyway this dweeb talks too much.

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    why is he so public about it,i didnt need to know.

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    He's from Disney…

    lol

    wow

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    small peen, eh? darn, well that is the only thing he seemed he would have had going for him.

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    Still, I bet Shia's peen is bigger than yours Mario, oops I mean Perez. I bet you can't find yours under that still fat belly your luggin around. You may have lost a tiny bit of weight, but not that much so….. it's ironic when you call other people out on there physical faults. Look in the mirror much? Post a bulletin when you find your own "peen". If you need some help I'll send you magnifying glass, just post your address and I'll get that right to ya!

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    Re: AmbrosiaRose – I think you are close to the truth.
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    LaBeouf has a big movie coming out next month, and the last thing his publicists want is the return of past rumors of Shia having gay sex.
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    So they did the same thing that Manny Ramirez's publicists did - they are planting a fake embarassing story that covers up the real issue.
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    In the baseball player's case, the embarassing fertility drug story covered up the fact that Manny tested as having 4 times the normal testosterone level, which is much worse offense than the banned prescription.
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    In Shia's case, the intent is to put out a story about Shia having sex with a girl, so that everyone will ignore any rumors thatcomeout about Shia slurping peen. Nice try, Melissa…..

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    SHIA IS NOT NOT WELL-ENDOWED AT ALL ITS A TACTIC FOLKS EVERYONE GUY DOES IT. I MAKE FUN OF MYSELF IN FRONT OF GUYS AND GIRLS ABOUT HAVING A SMALL DICK AND I ACTUALLY HIDE THE FACT IM BUYING MAGNUMS. ITS WORTH THE SURPRISE HEY JUST REMEMBER WHEN JOHN MAYER SAID HIS SONGS ARE AN AVERAGE OF 2 TO 3 MINUTES LIKE HIS DICK SIZE FROM WHAT IVE HEARD HES ABOUT AN 8ER AND THICK TOO AND BELIEVE ME IF ITS LIKE ME YOU WANT TO BE MODEST IT GETS YOU MORE ASS ALWAYS

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    GD says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HE IS TOTALLY HUNG HE IS BEING MODEST I DO THE SAME THING AND IM HUNG AS SHIT

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    DISNEY DUH

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    321WeGoLive says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He's a Disney star, idiot.

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    andey says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    why would he says that kinda shit

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    *Disney star

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    DISNEY.

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    he whats a former
    DISNEY CHANNEL STAR

    no offense perez

    thats all good because his good looks make up for everything
    ;)

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    ummm…..disney star honey…even stevens

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    uhmm, mario, perez, perez's mommy or sister, whoever is trying to write this-he had been watching a porn movie -then compared himself to it-99.99% of the population is going to look small after watching a porn movie. and he never said he was tiny, just not very endowed. could be just right. YOU, Perez, don't look like you pack much, and you know what they say, guys who don't have much normally talk about it all the time. You constantly draw little hearts on crotches and are obsessed-we are talking a 2 incher at most-right?

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    lolz, if shia was using porn movies as a reference tool his idea of being "well-endowed" would be 10 inches. no wonder he felt inadequate which is really too bad because women also expect guys to be 10 inches long and 7 inches around which i think is crazy.

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    hes such a freakand hes not a nickelodeon star perez

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    This guy is a twat!

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    At least he's honest and doesn't lie about it!
    that kind of confidence makes him sexy
    and his face of courrse

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    LOL!! Can't believe he actually said that. I'm glad he's not pretending too be extremely sexy or whatever.

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    I'm sorry but seriously, does it matter much if he's not seriously well endowed? what do u expect? he's a short guy therefore it's only proportionate - if he was tall n had a weeny peen then that would be slightly funny, as is - its not

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    Mario is probably wishing he was the one doing the Kama Sutra with Shia. lol

    And Mario, I bet you are not "exceedingly well-endowed" either…but please, for the love of God, do NOT show us!

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    IT'S not like he just offered this up! The interview was WITH PLAYBOY. They ask that kind of shit! And, just so you know, what guys say about their cocks usually means the opposite. "I'm huge" equals "I'm tiny." And vice versa.

    I'd still do him upside down and sideways.

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    FORMER DISNEY STAR.

    I swear perez do your homework

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    who cares, hes still sexy as fuck

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    MRS. JOSH HOLLOWAY says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    aww how funny

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    Re: srcamachonj – : Ah, get over it!!! It's not that serious!!! Have a lovely day!

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    He has a 2" ding-a-ling like you PERVez, that's why he couldn't get it in right. So why was he trying to get at Rihanna when she couldn't be satisfied with nothing less than an 8". But he must have a movie coming out real soon since he's putting all his business in the street. Now he'll have all the skanky gold diggers running to the theaters just to crotch watch him.

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    Re: GD – I want proof damnit!!! LOL

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    ha wow… thats a little tmi right there.

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    Those that aren't say they are.
    Those that are say they aren't.

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    Way too much info … even for Playboy.

    This is something that should be on Kanye West's blog.

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    Never did care for him. I find him boring and extremely overrated as an actor. He's kinda short too, but not as short as Martin Scorsese.
    I heard that Madonna is marrying Jesus. Now THERE'S a hot guy Mario!!!

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    i would still suck his peen no matter what size it is =]

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    thats kind of mean spirited of you, P. At least he is honest

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    Kate27_the original one says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Lol Perez I bet that his pe is 3X bigger than yours!

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    disney not nick man

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    An ex once told me my unit was under-sized, funny how fast her mind changed when I stuck it in her ass.

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    Sounds like his girlfriend was happy with his dick size as they had lots of sex together. He probably meant he didn't have massive porn star cock.

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    TMI. I really don't care about the size of your peen, Shia.
    Hmmm, speaking of peens…anybody knows details about Hugh Jackman's?

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    Awwe I'm sure he is just average sized.
    I still love him!

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    now he is a whore

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    DISNEY NOT NICKOLDEN

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    hey dipshit - HE WAS A FORMER DISNEY STAR

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    Dude, it was Playboy magazine… what do you except for them to talk about?
    Keyword: "extremely"
    Meaning he's most likely average. And props for him for trying something out during his first time.

    He was on the Disney Channel, btw.

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    so basically shia likes sucking cock??

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    HOW DO WE KNOW THE GIRL DIDN'T HAVE AN ABNORMALLY LARGE VAGINA?

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    I'd still do him.

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    Whatever, he's still hot. And it's an interview for playboy, which is about sex. It's not too much info…if he's comfortable saying it, so be it.

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    ewww wtf
    just keep your mouth closed

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    Hahahahahahaha!!! This is the perez we know and love–thanks

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    Wasn't he on Disney, not Nickelodeon?

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    I'd like to see some photographic evidence.

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    Aaaaand I still don't care. It doesn't deter me.

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    he was in disney u got the wrong information

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    Im sure his peen is bigger than yours perez!

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    EW NAST. YUCK. what a douche. sick. sick sick

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    He's a disney star//

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    Re: themeatshow – I thought that too but didn't have the balls to put it up.

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     I would teach him a few tricks that he would NEVER forget! aka "I would do him"