Shia's Got A Little Peen!
Poor Shia LaBeouf! Guy really needs to get some therapy.
Despite saying he's attracted to his mother and grew up with an awkward childhood, Shia still has other problems to deal with.
Like the size of his little peen!
During a recent interview with Playboy mag, the 22-year-old opens up about his life and even talks about when he lost his virginity.
What??? A former Disney star having sex???
He recalls from his first time, four years ago: "I was shaking in my boots. Getting naked was very strange. It was the first time I'd been naked in the light, in front of a girl, with no hiding place."
And straight from a shitty porn movie, he tried to spice things up by placing a pillow underneath the girl.
He adds, "I remember putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a porn movie…[It] put her at a weird angle, where I couldn't get in correctly. I'm not extremely well-endowed … and clearly this wasn't the move."
Uhm, how much is not well-endowed?
Though luckily it seems he was happy with the girlfriend at the time, as he added that "We had a lot of sex and would read the Kama Sutra together and do the wildest shit."
Mom and dad must be so proud!
[Image via WENN.]
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~~~~HE SAID HE'S NOT EXTREMELY WELL ENDOWED. THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S TINY!!!! USUALLY GUYS R BRAGGIN ABOUT THEIRS AND LYING MOST OF THE TIME ANYWAYS. P.S. YOU HAVE SEEN THE SIZE OF HIS FEET RIGHT? LOL~~~~
itz not the peen, itz tha gusto.
Nice to hear someone secure enough to talk about it.
who cares id fuck him! hes sexy
Re: Big Black Dick – 28 Now that is a man who is confident! (hard to keep it hard though! That's why you can swing it over so easy right? Kind of wrap's around the shoulder and hangs there!)
Yes, yes, whatever. He was on Disney, okay? STFU.
Perez doesn't watch Disney. Jeez. Give him a break.
Re: Penny Royal – Evil Mario/Perez doesn't write his blogs anymore either. He's too busy trying too hard, eating too much, and trying to figure out where his own "peen" is.
He's still hot! Shia there are lot's ways to deal with that.
who cares? shia is a hot piece of cake. i would love him with every size. *.*
Show us, Shia
Christ on a Crispix! I mean, I know it's Playboy but, he didn't need to go THAT far into the details. A simple "It was awkward." would've sufficed.
He's more of a bottom anyway…LOL
he may have a "little peen"
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but i bet he's got a nice tight booty!
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mmmmm,hmmmmm
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Re: srcamachonj – This is probably the best comment Ive ever read on this website. Thank you.
Extremly is 12. I never expected a 12. Im pretty sure your efron is small. No wait he doesnt even have one.
He is sooooo hot!!!!!
seeing as how he has bought his momma and papa a bunch of shit like cars and houses ….. I'd say that his parents are glowing with pride mr. P.body …. wouldn't you…. ?
makes me wonder about u sumtimes mr.P …. do U write this shit?
Re: Lula Mae Lou – pleeeeez…. tell me more about these gay shia rumors….. i am itching to google mySelf sum more details =)
I'm glad he's honest about it, though it is a little TMI. I still love you, Shia
Shia is a liar! He only lost his virginity 4 years ago? When he was 19? So after Living in the hippie hell of Echo Park as he claims? Watching mommy play with herself and others? Jacking off to his Charlie Angels co-stars? Doing drugs and booze and all these things before age 16 ….. We are supposed to believe he dodged the sex bullet all those YEARS!!! I don't think so!
glad to see you changed it to disney…. like mayb u read our comments? CRAZY!
He's on of the weirdest guys around. Has he never heard the phrase TMI??
I have a tiny peen but some badass balls!
hey perez I bet u would still s-u-c on that little peen u qeen lol!
not all like huge peen
sometimes size doesnt matter
its how you work it. Shia's still hot. at least hes honest
Re: GD – You don't seem too modest. Anyway, size is subjective. Let me see it and I'll let you know how big I think it is. LOL
As for Shia's peen, who cares? He's a little fuglet anyway. I wouldn't even fuck him with my worst enemies va jay jay…hmmm, maybe I would…
Wondering was it Princess Ri Ri? doubt it though, Princess Ri Ri would have done some freaky shit to him. At least he admit that it's not very big or big. Can he eat? lmao
Total TMI but this is really funny! i mean its an interveiw with Playboy what do you expect……im just laughing my ass of right now..ROFLLMAO! Im sure he was wanting people to read this and laugh…….people dont be a Tart about it……just enjoy the laugh….
it's not the quantity, but the quality! that's one lucky girl!!! I'm waiting for u shia… sigh..
shia is fuckin sexy!
ROFLMFAO!!!! xD
disney kids man, but this disney i love.
luckily he left that shettt, now its jb's turn, i hope
Re: SkippM – ummm, doesn't it say up there: "What??? A former Disney star having sex???"
Probably you Perez already heard:"The important is not the size but the pleasure it gives"Did you get it?
Does size REALLY matter, perez?
either way he is still hot and a good actor
he knows what to do at that moment….other guys are jerks on sex stuff for their firts time.
You know, somehow, I DO think Shia's parents would be proud of the story. Though I'm sure they're probably not happy that he told the world he's not that well endowed.
DISNEY, NICKELODEON, WHO CARES???????
SO, HE'S A GROWER AND NOT A SHOW-ER! ALL SOUNDS HOT TO ME!!!!
uummmm woow
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what a goof that shia labouf
thats must have been an uncomfortable interview.
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Jewish guys are known to be pretty hung. Maybe he's a nice average size. ; )
A person can say size does you no good unless you know how to use it. That isn't necessarily true. The difference is knowing how to use it is like going from a volkswagon to a Bentley. Are you telling us you are a size queen, Perez?
Uhh, that kind of lost a lot of my respect for him..
Fiddle-dee-dee and shame on thee, Shia. Guess he's not shiabout blabbing the secrets of the bijoux de famille! Ugh, Shia….. indeed and undoubtably TMI!
he is just as hot as Rpatz.
wow i think its cool that someones being honest for once