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He Should Have Stayed Retired!

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Feminem's new album, which has already leaked on the Internets, is getting shiteous reviews!

    Posted: May 17, 2009 at 2:00 pm / Email this  »
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    62 comments to “He Should Have Stayed Retired!”



    1. 1

      first!!!!!!!!!



    2. 2

      He is extremely irrelevant.



    3. 3

      It doesn't suck!!!! It all depends on your taste of music!!! This cd is showing what Em has been through in the past few years!!! he is a lyrical genius and thats more than I can say about a lot of the "artists" these days!!!!



    4. 4

      He didn't retire you idiot - he was living and writing.



    5. 5

      its actually getting pretty good reviews, thats just one review. way to do your research!



    6. 6

      i dunno why its getting such harsh reviews its not that bad. but you know what they did that with the slim shady LP & the marshall mathers LP - then a few years later they went and re rated them and now call them 2 of the best hip hop albums.. and in 48 hours - that cd will be #1 in the charts - and in about 3 yrs they'll rate it again and it'll have more stars.



    7. 7

      This is just really stupid, Perez… how irresponsible of you to say "reviews" when this is just some random fan's BLOG and in the same article, a link to an actual Rolling Stone interview/review where they LOVED it. I haven't heard the album yet, but this gives me no information as ot whether I'd buy it or not. Waste of time Perez!



    8. 8

      Haven't heard it yet, but i think he's a hasbeen



    9. 9

      LMAOOOOOOO Shiteaous REVIEW(s) or REVIEW ( singular)??? Last i checked he's getting GREAT reviews from every other critic, and the fans LOVE LOVE LOVE this album. I gave it a listen and thught it was GREAT. His single "Beauitful" is going to explode when it's released next month. I bet even YOU are going to like it. Stop manipulating shit to further your agenda. You're seriously scum. I love how you make that comment about Lily Allen talking shit for no reason, when you get paid to do that for a living. Ur a deadbeat. Oh and EMINEM's BACK, the album was FIRE



    10. 10

      WTF, Rolling Stone gave it 4 stars and most other reviewers gave it at least 3 and a half, don't talk shit.



    11. 11

      i listened to previews on his site and their good! not GENIUS like Eminem Show but really you can't expect him to beat his best work. I'm so buying it.



    12. 12

      I have to disagree w/ u for once perez….Eminems new album fuckin' rocks



    13. 13

      I don't like him, but-does a review mean anything??? good reviews for a movie do not mean high box office, bad reviews dont mean poor box office. probably the same way with singers….. or pseudo singers….. and people mario hates…… so other than mario, who cares



    14. 14

      wtf is wrong wit u…do u know music., he is the best rapper out there…. that was probably the only critic that gave it a bad review…and ofcourse you had to post that one u fucktard….RELAPSE is an amazzzing album..listen to the song "BEAUTFUL"its one of his best…nd his whole album is great..wait till he goes multi platinum again….nd he will…..nd stop calling him feminem…u idiot!!!



    15. 15

      Perez….you´re lying and you know it! I love you, but this is lame. This album - Relapse - is receiving great reviews - on the web and in print - all over the US and Europe. Some even go as far as claiming this album will be better than Marshall Mathers LP - ooops! So you need to check your facts, or just come out and say how much you hate him. It´s pretty obvious you do.



    16. 16

      your wrong perez, its getting rave reviews. there are a few people out there who have given it shitty reviews and its clear that those ppl hated eminem to begin with &/or did not listen to the album thoroughly. the album is ONE OF HIS BEST yet and its probably going to break records. stop being so biased, and dont hate on him cuz u think hes homophobic. he isnt, and if u dont get that, then u dont get eminem period.



    17. 17

      Picking one unknown Chicago blogger's review does not constitute "shiteous reviews" (plural).

      The album will go straight to #1, and probably stay there for several weeks. You can lie about him being "retired" and call him "Feminem" all you want, but you'll just end up pouting like a teenager, pecking away at your keyboard because of some unknown vendetta you have against Eminem.

      You are in the extreme, extreme minority, Perez. You are entitled to dislike Eminem, but the way you are doing it is embarrassing.



    18. 18

      you obviously dont listen to hip hop properly cuz this album is far from terrible. it's a very good album, the delivery, content, and flow that he has on these tracks is second to nobody. what is your deal with Eminem dude? pull your head out of your ass dickhead!!



    19. 19

      "Internets"? as in plural?! Ghost writer or just hung over, Perez?

    20. 29 says – reply to this


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      fuck off mario



    21. 21

      That review is bias; in the review it clearly says Jim DeRogatis covers POP music for the Chicago Sun-Times, why is that fat piece of shit reviewing a RAP album. Why don't you show the other reviews. like the one from Rolling Stone. (A much more reliable source.)



    22. 22

      you don't know real music so don't even talk. it's actually getting good reviews. and do you really think that his fans give a crap about some stupid review. as long as his fans LOVE it, the rest doesn't even matter.



    23. 23

      if u actually did ur research perez u would see that it actually got good reviews… how can u judge by just one? do u hate him that much? u ever think that maybe u have horrible taste in music? mika? pllleeeeeaaaasssseeee

    24. embo says – reply to this


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      Ummmm, that "reviewer" (i use the term loosely) gave Asher Roths album 3 stars. Enough said.

    25. AMO says – reply to this


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      And you of all people call HIM feminine?



    26. 26

      Perez did you listen to the whole album??? Just because Em's a homophobe don't hate on him, I heard the album and I think it's great.



    27. 27

      WRONGGGGGG hes getting good reviews hahaha



    28. 28

      Um, Perez, you're wrong on this one. The album has actually gotten an average of 4/5 stars from a lot of reputable critics, and to post the one review that grossly downplays the genius of the album is not really fair. Don't let your own agendas encroach on the credit that Eminem is due. The album is worth a listen people! He's back..



    29. 29

      yes, idiot, and this is ONE bad review of at least THREE good reviews.

      You pick quite *objectively*.

    30. Low says – reply to this


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      Re: JockMyStyle – Eminem is NOT a homophobe. You should do your research just like Perez. Entertainment Weekly can the cd an A… so of course Perez is wrong on this one.

    31. Low says – reply to this


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      Re: JockMyStyle – He is NOT a homophobe. You should do your research too. Entertainment Weekly gave it an A.



    32. 32

      i find this hard to believe, hes always been very well recieved critically



    33. 33

      Jesus, you are such an idiot Mario.

      Rolling Stone gave it 4 out of 5 stars. And that's a credible source.

      Just because This album is 100 times better then what Lady Gag-Ya can do doesn't mean you have to hate him. Have you even listened to the album? Bet you haven't idiot.



    34. 34

      god i hate you perez. you're blog is going down in flames.



    35. 35

      So full of shit… this is ONE crap review out of MANY. The vast majority of critics are hailing "Relapse"…. nice research Mario. =\



    36. 36

      wow perez somthing stinks like shit….oh wait its me …you should learn to wipe better ;) U call eminem Feminem? U? XD R U fucking mentally handicapped aswell?



    37. 37

      He'll make more money than you ever will Perez!! Straight UP!!



    38. 38

      perez mannnn..proepr dissapionted in uuuuuuu!!!!

      the thing i used 2 love abt u was how u managed 2 call out shit when it needed 2 b called outt! u kept ur personal issues and ur proffessional issues apart….but this just proves that that seperation u used 2 have which made u who u r is now gettin blurred :(

      we all know u dnt like eminem cvause u believe he's a homophobe *which is kinda weird since he is like BBF with like elton john* but u cnt just pik out 1 random review and claim he is gettin shit reviews…u know as well as all of us that that aint truee! He's reviews have been on the whole gr8….and if anythin….all these comments 4rm users prove that….majority of ur fans think ur wronggg….



    39. 39

      who really gives a shit about what this stupid article says and what loser Perez thinks. I've listened to the album a few times and everytime it gets better and better. I am so fuck'n happy that Eminen is back, finally I have an album I can listen to from beggining to end instead of one or two songs that get annoying and played out from other artists. Any true Eminen fan will absolutely LOVE Relapse and I give it a fuck'n 10 stars out if 5. You must buy this album. I guarantee if you really listen to it you will fall in love and be playing it non stop. Words cannot express how happy I am that Eminen is back mother fuckers!!!!!!!



    40. 40

      By the way, Eminen is so damn hot, and fuck u Perez for saying he should have stayed retired and for calling him feminem. did anyone see him on jimmy kimmel this Friday??????? That was awesome!!!! Of course Perez doesn't put that performance on his website like he does for so many others performances on talk shows and American idol or whatever. Can u say BIASED?????!?



    41. 41

      I don't know what you have against Eminem, but you keep making posts about him that have no foundation in fact. First he is "buying fans" by getting sponsors together to have people from the United Auto Works flown out to see the Kimmel Show… now he is having bad "reviews". If you took the time and did your homework, you'd know that the larger, more important reviews are giving him great write ups. No matter how great something is you can always find a hater who is trying to make a name for himself by going against the flow, so if the album does flop he can say "I told you so."

    42. MP says – reply to this


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      He should have stayed "retired." His last album was perfection, you can't improve on that. I haven't heard the entire new album, but the tracks that have been released so far are unimpressive. I like his angry music, not his satirical make fun of Jessica Simpson stuff.



    43. 43

      follow me on twitter@skyelighter



    44. 44

      Hey Perez, stop being a a FAT-ASS retard for a minute and do some research. This is just ONE review. Every review I have read for Eminem's latest album is very, very good. Rolling Stone gave it a very great 4 star review. And Entertainment Weekly graded it an A. This is just ONE review, from a pretty un note-worthy source, so come off it fat boy. Just because you and one lame source give his album a bad review does not mean its getting "shiteous reviews". LOL, you're such an idiot… if you read any thing other than your own retard website you'd be well aware that Eminem's new album is being critically embraced by all the top critics. Get over it FATTY, you ain't gonna piss Eminem off and get your name dropped in one of his tracks… cuz he don't give a shit what your fat-ass thinks



    45. 45

      Love the new cd.. he puts in work!



    46. 46

      how do i get it from the internet PLEASE HELP



    47. 47

      Re: mandadanda02 – were did you get it i will like to get it



    48. 48

      i love it eminem is bac



    49. 49

      Wow, looks like you got told Mario. Nice try though.



    50. 50

      Not exactly.
      You are showing ONE review here - one guy's opinion - in the Chicago Sun Times.
      The most current Entertainment Weekly magazine gives "Relapse" a great review, with a grade of "A-"



    51. 51

      Don't hate on Eminem…..Perez attacks anybody who voices opinions! C'mon Perez! That is why you are in business…..because of your OPINION!! By the way, nice how you picked out the worst review from the biggest idiot in the USA. But this is your site so there you have it. Peace!



    52. 52

      eminem who??? i think i might remember that guy… he's still alive?



    53. 53

      Soooo good to hear a new album.. His sound is fresh, his flow is constantly changing, the beats immediately make me move. Fuckin amazing. Love him.



    54. 54

      So he's gonna talk more shit about Mariah Carey to get publicity…and sales.



    55. 55

      Now perez, let's be fair here :o
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      It seems like you delibertly searched for the worst review you could find, then have the nerve to report that relapse is getting "shiteous reviews". I haven't read the review yet, just skimmed through it. Mind you that this is the same critic that gave that ashton kid 3 stars! :o

      If you keep trashing eminem, you're gonna get dissed on relapse 2 — which is probably what you're really hoping for.
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      Why not just admit that you got it bad for eminem ;)
      twit me @morenamami :)



    56. 56

      Ive loved Eminem since i was about 12 im 22 now and i still love him, I think he is one of the best story tellers i have ever herd, his music is awesome and he is generally very tallented, and it depends on your taste i mean done get me wrong im not like obsessed, there are some songs i dont like by him, with me if its a good song its a good song no matter, who its y, when its from what genre it doesnt matter, music is music and artists are srtists and tases are different!!!!



    57. 57

      Its the way of the net. Piracy can be a bitch



    58. 58

      Let's see, obviously you didn't get paid anything like you do with Katy Perry who is a one hit wonder. I swear Perez once you get a bent on someone they could create a masterpiece and would still be saying how "shiteous" the music is. You have no good taste in music. You slam every one who is not some sugar pop idol. The only person you have it dead on with is Lady GaGa. She rocks but you even over do it on her. Katy Perry is already a has been and you still force that no talent hack down our throats. Grow up Perez, you are not 12 anymore!



    59. 59

      get a life perezz you mention him every day, like a stalker, does he even acknowledge who you are!!
      NOPE AND THE ALBUM IS GREAT SO SHUT IT FISH.
      -_-
      damn



    60. 60

      I used to LOVE Eminem but his new shit is just that SHIT. I can't bare to listen to one full song. WTF happened to him? He sounds like all the phonies he used to call out. Very, very disappointing.



    61. 61

      Wow, what a lame blog.

    62. banks says – reply to this


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      Fuck No eminem is the Greatest