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"Deputies: Banana used as gun in holdup, then eaten"

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Deputies: Banana used as gun in holdup, then eaten

Authorities in North Carolina say a store owner and a patron thwarted a teen accused of trying to carry out a robbery by concealing a banana beneath his shirt to resemble a gun.

Winston-Salem authorities say 17-year-old John Szwalla entered the Internet cafe Thursday and demanded money, saying he had a gun.

The owner, Bobby Ray Mabe, said he and a customer jumped Szwalla, holding him until deputies arrived. While they waited, Mabe says the teen ate the banana.

Mabe says deputies took pictures of the peel. Forsyth County Sheriff's office spokesman Maj. Brad Stanley says deputies joked about charging Szwalla with destroying evidence.

Szwalla faces a charge of attempted armed robbery. Jail officials say he doesn't have an attorney.

7 comments to “Headline Of The Week Weak”



  1. 1

    as reported on the 16th by the ap… only two days behind, not bad perez



  2. 2

    Damn that banana be crazY!



  3. 3

    Oh Perez …. you are SO naughty!!!



  4. 4

    damn peretzel, please stop posting pics of her so early in the morning…it ruins the whole day!



  5. 5

    Re: JigSaw – Good morning to ya..lol



  6. 6

    Just one more reason living in Winston is terrible…



  7. 7

    that is the best looking, and most offensive phallic banana eating pici have ever seen, wow. makes my taco POP! ew!