It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
The vacation you were planning to China's Love Land?
Better cancel it ASAP!
Seems like the media blitz the sex park found themselves immersed in last week pissed off the Communist Party of China and the CPC ordered for Love Land to be knocked down.
The park was planning on featuring "exhibits on sexual history, naked human sculptures, giant genitals, and sex technique workshops" to educate and titillate the Chinese people.
The first structure to go?
That gorgeous set of legs pictured above!!
What a shame!
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