Someone, Please, Look At Him!
Filed under: John Mayer
John Mayer was up to his usual fame-whoring antics outside My House nightclub in Hollywood on Saturday night.
The singer, who no doubt was on the tail end of a night of hard-pAArtying, displayed some less than impressive Jacko-inspired dance moves to exiting clubgoers.
Yawn.
At least flash a little peen to keep it interesting!
Maybe a nip?
We'd even be happy with a butt cheek!
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
Posted: May 18, 2009 at 9:30 am
omg he is so pathetic
does he even have a peen?
fucken gross!!!! who the tuck thinks he's hot has gotta be blind.. sorry jenn!
he looks like edward scissorhands
he is most def fu*ked up! lol…
God NO!!!! Do we really want to see his shrivelled up little peen???
what the fuck is that girl wearing behind him? does she actually think she looks good? i'm so confused by her outfit. wow. i don't even comment normally but that was just so bad.
Good call Perez, he could be the jack ass's twin!
he's so weird……i cannot find the appeal……at all……..
he s a cutie and a bit of a whore there is nothing wrong with that haha
He is such an IDIOT…can't believe Jennifer went out and slept with this DOUCHE BAAAAAAAg…
so? alot of people will dance around like that when drinking… or even if they are not drinking….he might just be having fun…. it does not mean that he wanted YOU to post about him, OR anyone else. He might just be letting lose like a normal person, but you have to read into everything mario
he looks like the serial killer richard ramirez in the bottom pic…he even has the crazy eyes…lol
John Mayer is a fag who sucked off fattie!
yo, aaron fernandes — b/c you're posting sooo many times here, i won't bother checking out your site
can someone plz get this SPAMMING a$s aaron fernandes off the site?
SPAM IS ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
also, mayer is a douche.
Re: lalalaa – she must think she's "hollywood"….
why do you hate so much on john perez? Is it possibly coz you had to slip him a roughie the night you kissed him and he vomited in your mouth? Awwwwwwww poor baby, stop trying to force yourself on people and then get all bitter when they dont want your fat ass.
not gna lie i d probs be one of the girls putting the lipstick on his face .
ewwwwwwww look at that right eye!! he should get the lazy fixed!!
his singing sucks too!
I saw this video of him on another website. He is a total douchebag. I cannot believe that Jennifer Aniston would be caught dead with this fool. I never thought I would say this, but at this point I don't even think he's good enough for Perez.
You would be happy with anythin to add to your John Mayer shrine/porn/jerk off collection!
I wish he would just go away. He makes me sick.
LOl!!! Troubles in paradise Perez? I thought Mayer was YOUR boyfriend… oh yeah right, even when Jen Aniston was out of the map he still refused your presents so yeah He is not that into you… lol… to think about all the hate you spread over Aniston and she was not the real issue… I actually feel sorry for you Perez… the never loved Perez…
Re: Bexter – Peen? I heard it's huge!
Christ, he is the biggest L-O-S-E-R……John, your so freiking ugly and have no talent. I don't see what the girls see in you???? LOSER!
He is just DYING to be a comedic actor, so PLEASE stop singing and try that!
this guy is such an asshole.
ahahaha he said this would happen on his twitter
i used to love john mayer
but he just seems like a total douchebag
Oh did you conveniently ignore twitter on this one, Perez?
MAYER'S TWEETS:
'Okay, check it. Just spent the last hour getting the reddest lipstick on me for a gag. When you see the pics of me leaving the club covered'
'In kisses it's all a gag. Have fun. Smile at the things that worry you. Play good music. Laugh. Live your life!!'
You're an IDIOT Perez.
hes sooo desperate for attention, my cousin ran into him at the city and he was trying to perform comedy at open mic. it was so akward and dumb u could hear crickets. than he flirted and man whored with every chick in the place. he is soo gross and not cute.
Re: lalalaa – my thoughts exactly.
i know John Mayer is doing something douchey as usual, that girl completely steals the picture.
LMAO at the lipstick on his face. Hahahaha
wow he looks like a moron but that girl on the left really looks terrible too.. What's up with her clothes?!? hahahah Looks like she stole her grandma's table cloth and cut it up into a shirt!!!
Get some fashion sense lady!!!!!!
if you read his twitter - you would have known this was a gag he was doing - the red lipstick was a setup for paparazzis and apparently they fell hook line and sinker!
john mayer is amazing leave him alone!