Jon & Kate Plus An Attempt At Normalcy
Filed under: Reality Television > The Gosselins
The Gosselin sextuplets turned five recently, so Mama and Papa adulterers made it a happy day this past Sunday to throw a party filled with fun, cake, and as much "reality" to fill a hour long special, at least.
The kids are all smiles, seemingly unaware of the mayjah drama that has recently plagued their parents. And even Jon and Kate Gosselin look like they are enjoying themselves.
Of course, notice how they position themselves as far away from one another as possible in the family portrait.
We hope these crazy, reality people can keep their family together. Look at those little faces!
The new season of their show premieres this Monday and the debut episode will be addressing their recent marital turmoils.
TLC must be thrilled with all the press the alleged cheaters are getting!
[Images via TLC.]
Joh & Eight minus Kate. Click Click BOOM BOOM
She annoys this !
She needs to do a porno and go away !
Greed will keep these two together.
The will never give up the money. They think they are huge celebs now.
I feel so sorry for those kids.
Kate can have Jesus. I want to fuck Jon so bad!!!!!
Praise the Lord!
the kids are so adorable.
Now you're interpreting the fact they are on opposite sides of the kids as another sign of trouble? Only a douche gossip queen would think of that. You're a fucking lowlife.
I want TLC to do a new show, "Jon plus eight, without Kate!"
I wouldn't breed with either of them. Too afraiod of catching cooties or something worse.
What about the two pictures of them side by side? What because they weren't attached at the hip the entire day they wanted to be as far away as possible from each other? Next time just do us all a favour and keep your stupid comments to yourself and stick to the story.
Fake wedding renewal and now fake birthday party!
The fans will eat it up.
yay Jon loves Indiana University!
those kids look pure asian not a quarter.
A hot scandal just in time for season premier, where does the reality end and the bullshit start?? I am done with these breeder freaks anyway. Is there really any talent involved here??
Really? You never noticed that they tend to be spaced out in family photos all the time?
Re: EnoughAlready –
No the fact that they are fucking other people is a sign of trouble LOL
perez for once i like the article its rare but i do love it !!!! they both cheat and deserve nothing !! but they will profit off the kids…
go JOHN!
Re: Emily V –
Jon's father was Welsh and his mother is Korean. The Asian gene is dominate so anyone with parents who are Asian will look Asian.
I wish Jon would put his gene in me.
Praise the Lord!
we need to do TEAM john
and team KATE!
who do ytou think deserves the kids
TEAM JOHN!
u people have all been sucked in. this is nothing but a script and storeyline they are following for ratings. they have shots of john hanging with the bodyguard that supposedly is fucking his wife. how huch is perez getting paid to post shit about this non storey
So sad for the kids….
This is so good to see… of course, there is no way to if its genuine. I love these kids. I hope their parents can work it out.
WOW they're so big now.
I feel sorry though to have parents like that.
Stay together for the kids D:
Kate NEEDS to change that hair "style"… it's getting old. grow it out already!!
Jon is looking SEXXXY as usual!!!!
I do believe that the actual birthday was a week ago but mom was too busy tanning, getting her hair done and doing interviews all over the place to have it on the real day… such a bitch
Re: Carrie Prejean – You're twisted! He is seriously one of the UGLIEST muthafuckers I have ever seen!!! Who says you have to be beautiful to be on TV!! He is way to FUG!!!
It looks like he's hiding a boner in the first picture.
Can you say child exploitation? These creeps should be locked up for ruining their childrens lives.
Kate is such a beotch to him! I don't like her! No wonder he cheated.
Re: hugsandhissyfits – TEAM KIDS!!
Re: stoney_g – Yes, I agree!
Ohhh wooooowwwww they weren't glued to eachother all day and in the picture they put all the kids together in the middle…..whatttttt that's soooo weird, NOT!!!!! God leave them alone it's their business and it's hard enough as it is to have marriage problems and go through a divorce without having some idiot post pictures of them and make drama up. Jesus leave people alone just because you're insecure doesn't mean you can take it out on people. You're so insensitive to people and you take offense when someone says something about you but then you continue to be mean and rude to people and it doesn't even matter if they're celebrities THEY STILL HAVE FEELINGS!!!!!!!! Have some courtesy Mario
I hope the best for them!
If they really wanted to quite any divorce rumors, they could have positioned themselves side-by-side in the middle, with 4 kids on either side of them. Check out the body language:The daughter next to Jon has a nearly bursting smile. They are both relaxed and leaning towards one another. Kate is perfectly posed and stiff looking. She leans in towards her daughter in a formal way with an arm around her daughter who also sits as rigid as a board and is also perfectly posed. She doesn't even have a hand on her mother's knee. In the photo where Kate is kissing her daughter's head, the daughter still leans towards the father and the son has even reached out to touch his face. Check out all the family photos. You'll see which parent the kids feel most comfortable with. Maddie even said on national t.v. that she "likes Daddy better!".
Really sad…those kids need parents
Re: sam007 –
EAT MY SH*T, C*%T!
PRAISE THE LORD!
i'm a quarter japanese and i was born blonde! not all quarter asians come out looking that asian… they look half.
hmmm… why the iu shirt? and no, he's not hot… he looks "special" she, on the other hand is too cute for him & she can be a bitch, she has 8 kids. if he was such a great dad to his kids he would've considered what he was doing to their lives instead of being selfish. i hope kate's doing the bodyguard, no double standards. 2 wrongs don't make a right, but it sure does make u fell better….
they pimped out their lives for fortune. then came their 15 minutes fame. now they're forced to play nice. and this is a reality show? what a farce. hope they get cancelled so we don't have to see either of the adults any longer.
Why are they making those kids wear matching outfits still? Surely the kids would like to be individuals by now
Re: EwithawYe – They had TLC cameras filming too. If they don't want attention they don't need to be filming fake events. Paps will go away if they go away. Please, Go AWAY! Let the kids have privacy and some kind of NORMAL life.
TEAM JON.
I think this whole divorce rumors is just a total ploy for more ratings.
why must those children have to wear identical outfits? i've always found it very annoying when parents dress their twins, triplets, etc in matching outfits. they are young but geez, let them express their growing personalities.
The kids wear identical clothes because they get them for free! Beacth Kate would not spend her tanning money on her own children, when she can get everything from sponsors. I hate them both for abusing their kids this way. Enoiugh is enough - we are sick of these freaks - go away.
Re: Carrie Prejean – Classy…..real classy….
Not surprised tho….trailer trash!
I hate Kate's hair.
Males can befriend females. Sometimes they hangout and stay out late. End of story.
Re: blondejap01 – The kids are half Korean, not quarter.
Re: Sammyj – You try dressing 8 kids all under the age of 10 individually. Haha.
Re: Carrie Prejean – Uhhh…whats with you girl?
Alexis is just the sweetest thing! Love this family. I hope for the best for the gosselins.
Re: Carrie Prejean – are you serious about fucking jon? what is so attractive about him?
i think kate should keep the children. Just because she yells alot and is a neat freak doesn't make her a bad mother or wife at all. You'd get frustrated 99 times out of 100 if you had 8 kids around the same age screaming and playing around and a husband that doesn't help around the house much. They would be morons if they didn't keep pretending to love each other just for the $75,000 per episode paycheck plus their sponsors. I'd do the same thing cause in this economy a 9 to 5 job isn't enough to feed 8 kids
It is obvious that you do not have children. I have two and my husband and I are very much in love, but when we take a family pic he sits on one side and I sit on the other. Wow….
It's also funny how everyone acts concerned about the kids, but no one minds printing nasty things about their parents.
All eight of those kids are just too cute for words. Especially the little boy with the glasses….SO adorable.
Re: MommiLis – aiden! he IS ADORABLE so are the other 7
Re: EeekJustine –
They could pick out their own outfits they only one who would care if they matched would be kate.
Cara and Maddy are too old to be still wearing matching outfits.