The Original R-Patz
Filed under: Brad Pitt > Yummy Yummy Screw
Brad Pitt looked oh so fine at the Inglorious Basterds photo call at Cannes on Wednesday.
The ultimate movie star flashed his million dollar smile and made the ladies (and homos) sooo jealous of that babymomma he's got back at home!
And, in true Bradley fashion, he looked impeccably chic and put together.
His stylist deserves a raise!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: May 20, 2009 at 12:15 pm
FIRST FOR SURE
Forget Chris Pine, Brad still Got it !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heard on the TODAY Show — it was Tom Ford himself. The Man!
zexy
YOU MEAN MR. TOM FORD himself…………………
Pay attention Perez, he said that in the interview you posted below!
what horrible look!!! booooo
You did not just compare Brad Pitt and Rob Pattinson (or whatver the hell his name is)? Brad Pitt has everything Rob doesn't have - looks and talent! Mario when will you realise that Rob is ugly and awful at acting?! You're deluded!
Angelina made him look so masculine and a mature male. He always overshadowed his partners who are less attractive and sexy, kind of blurred his sexuality. But with ultra-feminine Angie at his side, there is no mistake, he is THE man. Poor plain Jennifer Aniston she didn't stand a chance to this Sun God. Nor she ever deserved him.
What a dreamboat!
What the fuck? He looks like some slimeball named Guido. That dude needs to pass the baton already…that shit is not hot.
What is with the scarf?? Looks kind of gay to me. Still very hot though but I'm not a big fan of the outfit.
yeah, the ultimate movie star who can't buy a hit movie for the last several years.
Oh my dear Good!!!, I have to kill Angelina anyway!!!! What a gorgeus man!!!!
GORGEOUS MAN! I love it…The things I would do to him! YUM.
You've got to be kidding - a pink suit?? pffft
He is so hot and so paying for cheating on jen with the slutness that is angelinia. Now she makes is life a drama filled mess. You get what u pay for.
always HOT!!!! angelina is SO LUCKY!!!
The ultimate movie star? How do you figure that?
THERE IT IS! THANK YOU PEREZ FOR HELPING ME FIND THAT LAST EASTER EGG! WE JUST COULDN'T REMEMBER WHERE WE HID IT! HE LOOKS SO PATHETIC!! MASCULINE, MY ASS….HE LOOKS LIKE A WHOOPED ASS! GOOD RIDDANCE SAYS JENNIFER…..ANGELINA CAN HAVE HER SLOPPY SECONDS!
Re: Jenfraud – Yeah he looks so happy these days ROFL!!!!!!!
"that babymomma he´s back at home"???? didn´t you tell that Angelina was in cannes W/ him????????????
besides he looks chubby, look at his hands….
Brad looks nice, but that bulky scarf is an overkill. The scarf has to go!
if PEREZ write something like this… that means - few last nights Brad and PEREZ have had a good sex!!! Slow down PEREZ !
Brad is marred!!!
"babymomma" will be VERY ANGRY !!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing special about this one. Just another corn-fed, podunk country boy from Missouri. I see better looking faces than this every time I ride the NYC subway.
This is not my idea of a sex symbol. Stop the insanity.
Do not EVER compare Brad Pitt to P-Raz!! Robert Pattinson is NOT good looking (not sure why you think he is…) and Brad Pitt definitely is gorgeous.
Real men don't eat quiche….. and don't wear pink suits.
Hmm, I dont know P. I beg to differ.
You have to admit he looked SO much better during his Jen Anniston days.
Not just look wise, but charisma wise also. He seems so like Angelina weird to me now. He has lost his charming, carefree, kick back Cali guy appeal that he used to have. Now he seems tired looking and weirded out like Angelina. Get back with Jen Brad, you know you want to. Biggest mistake of your life was leaving Jen for crazy lady. Body of an 80 yr old with a beautiful face, she even has that 80 yr old hunch in her. Jen on the other hand, her body I wish I had!
I much prefer R-Pattz;
he looks hot except for those sunglasses…never did like them.
He looks like the movie star that he is.,.HOT! Where's Angelina? By the way, Perez,the original R-Patz? Are you serious? Robert is not hot!His nose and mouth are punched in! Never compare these two again, Perez, NEVER!
He is so Delicious!
Re: Jenfraud – Give it a fucking rest already! Yes, he does looks so masculine in that tacky pink suit.
Brad looks damned hot, but am I the only one who spies a little lip colour?
I don't like it. It looks like he's trying to hard to be a fashionista.
Also, I think one needs to be about 80 years old to wear a scarf in good weather.
peretzel, im suing for liability to the damages that might occur to my keyboard from the excessive drooling im doing looking at that beautiful man! but keep posting about him, he's dreamy…lol
yummm-mmy! classy, sexy, mature, rawr. i love brad pitt more and more as he gets older. joe black era i couldn't stand him.
Random question, but anyone know what kind of sunglasses those are? I need them!
That's the "American gigolo" look.
look! it's Spaulding from Caddyshack!
The scarf doesn't fit that look… But, maybe he uses it to wipe his d!ck.
WTF with you guys!?
Some people need to shut the hell up!
Robert Pattinson is gorgeous!
Brad Pitt is cute but he's not breaktaking!
But I have to admit that Pitt is not the Original RPattz,cause Rpattz is unique so GET OVER IT!!!
Re: Nip Slip – i dont think the suit is pink, maybe its just the lighting…its egg shell or off white i think…a sort of beige..
Looks like a douche.
Normally I don't care I really don't BUT…good heavens, the man looks like an ice
cream cone! Who choose this reprehensible suit? Maybe the only reason he is smiling is that he is away from whatsherface.
He does look delicious, but I gotta say, I'm totally against the scarf tucked into his collared shirt. Who does that?
whoa… he actually looks really really gay here. almost like he's trying to be in character for some flamboyantly gay porn. or director. lol
WTF !! Perez you only like the way he looks because he looks soo GAY. He's hot the outfit is soooo not.
Re: Jenfraud – Yes, he is the epithet of masculinity, that pink suit matches perfectly with his lipstick.
Re: Jenfraud – Yes, he is the epithet of masculinity, that pink suit matches perfectly with his lipstick!.
classy. sexy. handsome
that is a well groomed human being
Hey Porkez, Robert Pattinson is "the original R-Patz" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
handsome guy, but lose the scarf! What a ridiculous accessory to wear tucked into ones shirt and in that heat.
your a fucking idiot!!!!!
R-PATZ AND BRAD HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON!!!!
I thought he was at Cannes with Jolie? Reportedly, they were suppose to go together. I guess as time goes on it's harder for them to pretend to be happy when they're in public. Now, she conveniently is getting press oversees with the trials. I do remember the story about her being so cunning and calculating PR wise. Tick tock tick tock…I wonder when the relationship is going to explode?
GOD HE LOOKS LIKE SUCH A DOUCHEBAG.
cheatin ass loser!
I really wonder what it would be like to meet him. If Ann Curry gets all goofy and can't keep her professional hands off him while interviewing him what must he look like in real life.
Re: 18 carrots –
You are so damn right! And that loser Jenfraud-whatever!!!!! Are you a lawyer defendant of miss Jolie? Oh honey pls get a life!!!!
Brad is definetly one of the most hot and sexy men out there but COME ON!!! PINK SUIT? SCARF??? PINK GLOSS??????? Geezzzz!!!!
Oh for God's sake. Who dresses like that? I mean, seriously?
lookin hot
Ok, he's looking seriously gay in here. I mean, pink suit? really? wtf. And comparing him to Rob is really dumb. I'd like to think of Rob's career going in a more Johnny Depp-like way… taking parts that are really exotic and different. Brad can only act when he's working with a really good director… he sucks in some of his movies.
not to hate on pattinson, but he can hardly even compare to brad, even in the smallest degree….brad pitt is truly the sexiest man alive, well, him and george clooney…lol…they are double threat kinda guys…lmao
Wow. You'll say anything good about Brangelina. I think his outfit is hideous. He'd look better in a potato sack! I would rather see him in a potato sack anyway.
mehh…..not a huge fan of the outfit!
UGH!!!…what a NASTY FUK!
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"BAD SHIT"…I mean 'Brad Pitt'…is an over-hyped, attention seeking, heinous ass of a man…
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BAD SHIT is past his prime!!!…he must think he's HOT SHIT…but really…he ain't nuthin' but COLD DIARRHEA!!!
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Please do not EVER compare Brad Pitt to Robert patttinson. R-patz is so gross! not to mention talentless and not good looking at all. Please, please get that through your head Perez!
Everybody knows Brad loves giving head.
he looks so PHONEY FLAKEY like, like some american that is trying to pass him self off as a foreigner and sell you a castle in madrid or something. what is it -the more foreign he looks, the better he thinks the movie will be reviewed? or is he now meterosexual?
UGH!!!…what a NASTY FUK!
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"BAD SHIT"…I mean 'Brad Pitt'…is an over-hyped, attention seeking, heinous ass of a man…
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BAD SHIT is past his prime!!!…he must think he's HOT SHIT…but really…he ain't nuthin' but COLD DIARRHEA!
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Channeling Redford…Maybe??
that's a whole lotta suga!…love yah Brad!
He's wearing a pinky ring…so tacky and SO 1970's.
I love Brad Pitt, but I hate this look! Also, there is only one R-Pattz…..he is the only and the original….both are hunks (Brad has aged nicely) but beyond that I don't see where they are similar???
hottest man alive
Re: svalink – hey FUCK-TARD!!!
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get offline IMMEDIATELY and go enroll in an english class…you're either a natural moron, or simply just 'baked' from taking too many cheap drugs!
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Look at his square forehead. How did such a bad attempt to photoshop his forehead wrinkles get released?
I miss the old brad pitt…this self-righteous douchebag sucks.
Yuch, he looks FAKE!! His is so photoshopped
Horrible colour on that suit…
He's aging gracefully. What ever happened to Tom Cruise? Tom is looking for like Danny DeVito these days.
KINDA GAY LOOKING. A CHEAP KNOCK OFF OF ERROL FLYNN HIMSELF!
Did you just compare Rob Pattinson to Brad Pitt? You're going to hell for sure now. Pattinson is not even fit to lick the boot soles of Brad Pitt Open your eyes Brad = FINE FINE FINE Rob = GROSS GROSS GROSS
That ascot is so pretentious. Other than that, I don't mind him when he acts and dresses normally.
Clooney would NEVER show up dressed like this.
Except perhaps to spoof his buddy here.
Re: Jenfraud – "ultrafeminine Angie?!?" She can be a man eating, brother kissing, blood vial wearing, marriage wrecking, Dad denying pirhanna. Feminine is as feminine does. Compare her actions to Jen's, fraud.
Re: The-World-is-My-Stage – Surely you jest. Pattinson is good looking in that classic way, and you can't see up his nostrils.
WHY WOULD YOU COMPARE THEM?
brad's wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hotter
and robert pattinson would totally admit
the weather its hot…why its he all wintery dress….
bad choice
HE IS TRULY THE ONLY MAN I WOULD CHEAT ON MY HUSBAND WITH AND EVEN MY HUBBY UNDERSTANDS! HE IS SOOOOOOOO HOT!
Wow!
Tom Ford dressed him. I love Tom Ford, but I think the scarf is a bit bulky.
You'd never think that a peach colored suit would look good, but Brad pulls it off! He's beautiful in everything he wears!
ROB is HOTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't think anyone can look gayer than that!! not even elthon john!
Re: londonsdz – I agree. His personality soooooo depends on his partner for the moment! I've always hated that! while with paltrow (or whatever) all stylish, with Aniston all laid back cali guy like u said, with Jolie all cold-personality looking!
hot? more like gross. pink suit? really
hello babe… thanks perez for the brad overload this week
i dunno..i mean i like the ensemble tom ford always does it ..but i mean it comes off a lil douchy …anybody agree?
He may be attractive but damn if he isn't a douchebag.
Wow, he looks happy… maybe it has something to do with the fact that he doesn't have that wax figure next to him pretending to be his woman!