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68 comments to “Douche Claims It Isn't So”



  1. 1

    wonder when that paperwork he filed to get his name officially changed to "PLEASE LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME!!! I DON'T EXIST UNLESS YOU'RE ALL LOOKING AT ME!!!" will finally come through?



  2. 2

    I find the PS ironic.



  3. 3

    ADAM IS OUR IDOL! …get lost John…



  4. 4

    THIS DESEASE THAT TYPES LIKE TYRA BANKS AND JOHN MAYER SUFFER IS CALLED " INFERIORITY COMPLEX" AND THEY TRY TO KEEP IT ALL ABOUT THEM , BECAUSE IN REALITY THEY THINK THEY ARE NOT WORTHY, THEY HAVE VERY LOW SELF - STEEM.



  5. 5

    Re: dishiereads – HAHAHAHAHA, so very true!



  6. 6

    Haha, so his theory is people hate him because of Jennifer Aniston ? More like -she's the only reason he's note worthy.



  7. 7

    he's such an idiot! Go away John "look at me always" Mayer! shew fly don't bother us!!!!!!



  8. 8

    Bahahahah! This is hilarious. He's such a douche - no matter how many times he says he's not.



  9. 9

    He looks like as a kid he wore a bicycle helmet all his waking hours.



  10. 10

    U are so right perez–this is a good post–showing this original definition of the word douche for what he really is..a DOUCHE



  11. 11

    Curious, Perez — why is it okay for you to always be running your yapper and whoring yourself out, but when others do it they're famewhores and douches?

    At least Mayer has an actual talent. Something to think about.



  12. 12

    girls only grab his nuts because he has money and plays the guitar. so what does he do? he goes around hollywood collecting STD's like they are coins or stamps.



  13. 13

    Hahahahaha how lame! When he was Jen's man you were dissing on Jen and when they broke up you were the first one to offer him some "comfort" during that difficult time but now all of a sudden you call him douche and many other things cause Mayer THINKS YOU ARE VOMITOUS P. lol… you really thought he will come out of the closet to be with your huge chin??? hahahahaha



  14. 14

    Ahh He's so annoying!!
    I mean come on, get over yourself!! He thinks so highly of himself! He thinks he's god gift to music. He isn't funny, he isn't good looking and since he started openning up his yawp he has no Music career. Its like everytime he opens up his mouth he sounds like more of a Douche Bag! I use to like him back when he wasn't begging for attention 24-7. John Mayer just wishes he was as popular as all the "Showbiz types" cause he certainly is a famewhore. He should stick to writing his music and staying in the background.



  15. 15

    john mayer is gross… his songs sound like what you would play to seduce someones grandma.



  16. 16

    Hahah, I laughed when I seen him say that.
    You take things to heart Perez, you call everyone a douche thinkin your not one, please.
    You are the most shittest gay activist, and the worlds biggest douche, eat shit and die, kthx.

  17. $onia says – reply to this


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    Good grief, he needs more hobbies — too much time on his hands to think deep thoughts about nothing.



  18. 18

    Jesus, he looks like a child molester. What's with the bug eyes?

    John May-lester.



  19. 19

    JENIFER ANISTON COULDN'T EVEN HANG ON TO MAN LIKE JOHN MAYER.SHE IS SUCH A LOSER.PEREZ AND MAYER LASTED LONGER THAN THEIR DATING>
    LOSER,LOSER,LOSER,LOSER,!!!



  20. 20

    tell me how maniston or the fat simpson gone country are ANYONES fantasies! ew john is better off without those crazy bitches!



  21. 21

    i wanna see another perez-mayer makeout sesh!!! k thx



  22. 22

    he is annoying…and insanely narcissistic!



  23. 23

    I think I know what is wrong with him! His dad is ancient!! He's about 90 and children who grow up will really old parents are weirdos. My cousin's parents were 40 and 52 when he was born and I've always felt bad for him because he's so strange. When he was little he didn't have any friends and his parents were to old to play with him. Now he's 19 and his date has Alzhiemer's. I'm sure John is completely dysfunctional emotionally because of this. I can't imagine being 33 and having to find an old folks home for my parents…how depressing.



  24. 24

    HE'S A DOUCHE. YEAH.

    BUT I STILL WANNA SUCK HIS HAIRY COCK!



  25. 25

    Go away washed up has been! Nobody likes you any more. No one cares about anything you have to say. Go date your marginally attractive, dull normal, nobody of a girlfriend and shut the fuck up. Please!



  26. 26

    hahahahahaha!!! you call him a douche for saying, "it's all about me", and then you add that idiotic PS.



  27. 27

    Totally a douche! And a media whore. His music sucks horribly too.



  28. 28

    Re: Kate27 – you have a huge flat ass. wide and flat eww Kate! Hit the gym and do some sit-ups pig!



  29. 29

    If you have to explain to the world on Twitter the reasons you are NOT a douche, then you might just be really be a douche!!



  30. 30

    Time to get some sleep. Nite, b 46



  31. 31

    There was a time, Perez, when you didn't want this douchebag to keep his mouth closed.



  32. 32

    Re: PP16WW – Last Star move on! your puzzle was tooooooo easy to break. Get a life along with the bitch you leave clues for! asshole

  33. fiona says – reply to this


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    krisss….



  34. 34

    This creepy fuck up should keep his stupid mouth shut, and follow you to twitter? How about this, follow my middle finger as it is raised in your direction KING OF ALL DOG TURDS, Smell ya later



  35. 35

    john mayer is a douchebag..all celebrities that take time out of their day to talk about themselves and who they are dating are idiots. yes you guys can sometimes be good looking and some of the girls are beauitful or even pretty and where cute clothes but besides that just do your regular job. go on and sing and act but please do not talk about yourselves. Yes i know you are famous but this is your job, your profession, do you really want to fuck it up talking about who you are dating? grow up peter pan, count chocula…



  36. 36

    Re: Kate27_and_Perez_are_Morons – awh fuck is that my former friend the last prison bitch? what a fucking dick, him and his tranny ass friends should go die in hell…
    ..
    Mind you I have no problem with personal preference, but him and his sexless cohorts are a bunch of fucked up mother fuckers, just like aaron head up my ass fernandes dont cum



  37. 37

    Re: JigSaw – huh? I was guessing but I have no clue what the heck you said!!!!! get well soon druggie :)



  38. 38

    If it looks like a douche, talks like a douche, acts like a douche, and smells faintly of vinegar and water, it's a douche.



  39. 39

    Re: MissMonica – Lol! So true ;)



  40. 40

    Re: celebgossjunkie
    Maybe we should rename him Massengill Mayer.



  41. 41

    BTW Who on earth is taking care of their bizillion kids??? Perez you are always sooo critical when you spot celebspawns & their nannies but you keep on giving these 2 adulterers a free pass… HYPOCRITE!



  42. 42

    Re: Kate27_haters make me stronger :) – Lol… wrong window ;)



  43. 43

    Well, he only said that ’cause you called him a douche out of the clear blue! He brought up the other names you've called him, so that's kinda out of context. I love reading his tweets, they're wildly entertaining. :)



  44. 44

    BORING…….who cares



  45. 45

    He is a Dave Matthews rip-off with an ego the size of Alaska. I hate his no talent ass!



  46. 46

    Maybe John Mayer's future will not please everyone. Or suit popular tastes, at least according to this bunch of blogerts…..LOL……but John remains a great performer and his writing is very enjoyable and original. He's a true artist and spokesperson for his generation.
    s2g



  47. 47

    oh Yawn!!! Who really gives a fuck what John Mayer thinks?



  48. 48

    If he didn't go through women like underwear…. if he just wrote songs and won Grammys…… if he would have just continued doing quietly funny comedy things like when he was in that sketch on The Chappelle Show. That was when he was truly a dreamboat. He reminds me of someone who's always whining "But I'm a good person!!!" Ummm, if you were such a good person, you wouldn't have to advertise it. And he is no friend to women, that's for sure. It's so sad because now when I hear his music, I just think 'he wrote this song to get me into bed so he can hustle me out the next morning and never call again.'



  49. 49

    Fucking Idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  50. 50

    Jen Aniston sayd she is not desparate, but to date this man 2x ..she has to be…I am not even in Hollyweird and could see right thru this man, cf course he is young ..
    man has talent….I know he is jockin for his next big hollywierd catch…so he can parade them around for a few months like he did Jessica and Jen…



  51. 51

    What's more disgusting and disappointing than John Meyer's mouth is the fact that women are stupid enough to throw themselves at this moron.

    He's bad, but he is what he is. Dumb.
    they're worse.



  52. 52

    Dude needs to shut up and sing!



  53. 53

    Don't follow John or Perez. Follow Kate Moss. She rocks!



  54. 54

    DOUCHE BAG…YOU ARE NOT EVEN HANDSOME…PUT A SOCK IN YOUR MOUTH AND SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!



  55. 55

    HAS HE EVER REALLY LOOKED HIMSELF IN A MIRROR WITH ONE EYE BIGGER THAN THE OTHER…EWWWWWWW



  56. 56

    You know, he's right. There are showbiz types and it is a category of their own and poor things shouldn't be associated with douche-baggery. That said, Mr. Mayer, you are a douche. And I've never wanted to date anyone you've dated.



  57. 57

    He would be much cooler if he would stop talking
    and just sing.



  58. 58

    His comment about guys hating him because he dates their fantasy girl is actually pretty hilarious!



  59. 59

    Me and my friends got "lucky" if thats what you wanna call it when I was in high school and got to go on his tour bus to "party" if thats what you wanna call it. Thought it was cool at the time..but he was a major creep and i agree with the comment about spending his life before fame in a room all alone because he definately must have hes a lame ass.



  60. 60

    umm, why are you giving him permission to talk while singing??
    FUCK NO.



  61. 61

    oops i mean pen his mouth- EITHER ONE WILL WORK THOUGH.
    in fact if he could just close up that nose of his too, that would just be great . . .
    yeah and just keep covering them john, even if you feel short of breath, dont worry, its just another way for you to get attention, it will be awesome . . .
    KEEP THEM CLOSED.

  62. Typh says – reply to this


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    I blanked at the reference.
    Who is the "Fantasy Girl" he dated?
    Guys consider him to the point they hate him?
    His delusions are almost as inspirational as that talentless-Z list fame whore wanna-be rapper.
    Sorry. I blanked on his name too.

  63. BJT says – reply to this


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    WHEN I HEAR YOUR MUSIC I TURN THE CHANNEL ASSHOLE THE ONLY REASON YOUR THERE IS ERIC CLAPTON HE MUST HAVE HAD A MAN CRUSH ON YOU ARE YOU PROBALLY LET HIM SCREW YOU IN THE BUTT TO GET ON A RECORD LABEL.

  64. fiera says – reply to this


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    What did Jennifer Aniston ever see in this tool?? Does he have a huge dick or something? I dont get it..



  65. 65

    from what my friend told me while they made out on his bus it is but that was almost 6 years ago he prob got some sort of infection causing shrinkage of body parts including his brain hes gross



  66. 66

    dumb ass. and who the hell thinks this ass wipe is cute you have got to get your eyes checked…………………….. i mean really ……………………..no non no i mean really.



  67. 67

    leave john mayer alone.he has real talent, he is amazing live and is an unbelievable singer and guitarist and song writer.he is talented-you arent. i love this site but you always pick on certain people…lately its been jessica biel.really though john mayer isnt a douche i think he seems like a really funny nice guy, even taylor swift says hes lovely. i dont know why everyone despises him so much, he doesnt get enough credit for his amazing music. and jennifer aniston and him werent even a good couple



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    no comment