John Mayer took to his official Twitter and gave us some insight into his fascinating day to day thoughts.
He started with, "I love how some dudes hate me for dating their fantasy girl, as if they were going to if I hadn't."
First of all, there are a multitude of reasons they may hate him! We are pretty sure that is not the one.
The singer continues to clarify the difference between douches, famewhores and showbiz types:
"Showbiz types are people who grew up talking to themselves alone in a room for hours until they found some sort of outlet. Once they found that outlet, everything fell into place, except for the fact that they still never worked out why they still talk so much. So you see, though filled with deep emotional voids that can never be filled, Showbiz Types are an important part of our Nation's tapestry. I'm a Showbiz Type. (cue penny whistle and marching drums) But I am not a douche!!" the singer added.
John Mayer is the male Tyra Banks! It's all about him!
A piece of advice for the self-proclaimed non douche: Unless you are singing, keep your mouth shut!
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