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Isn't It Hard Being Beautiful?

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Woe is her!

The wet dog fart known as Jessica Biel was photographed for some reason leaving her yoga class on Tuesday.

The pap was probably out shooting landscapes and thought she was a houseplant.

It's really tough having a warped sense of self, especially when people really don't care about you at all!

[Photo via Finalpixx.]

    Posted: May 20, 2009 at 7:15 pm / Email this  »
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    91 comments to “Isn't It Hard Being Beautiful?”



    1. 1

      If you feel burdened by being pretty, stop spending all your waking hours honing your beauty, liar!



    2. 2

      harsh

    3. Laryn says – reply to this


      3

      Wet dog fart…now there's a nice description.



    4. 4

      Im sorry but without a Glam team she looks like just another girl with a bad case of Man-Jaw.



    5. 5

      What has she ever done to deserve that post? What the F is wrong with you Mario? You are becoming more idiotic every day…You expect people to respect you and your gay rights movement, then you post crap like this that makes you look like a jealous 12 year old. Nobody can take you seriously when you do stupid things like this.

      Get a life, grow up, stop pretending you are so important!



    6. 6

      She looks beautiful and healthy.



    7. 7

      Who is she again?



    8. 8

      YESSSS I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING YOU WROTE ABOUT HER!



    9. 9

      Considering Mr. Ed had already been done in the 60s, she's lucky a talking horse can find the work she has found.



    10. 10

      she's so not pretty

      maxim, etc.. always vote her as hottest woman…obviously it's gone to her ugly head



    11. 11

      I think she's beautiful. I loved her movie The Illusionist with Ed Norton–one of my favorite actors.



    12. 12

      u should stop putting her on this page. shes lame and doesnt appreciate anything.



    13. 13

      She's not losing roles because of her looks. It's her shitty personality & her overinflated ego. Scarlett Johanssen is a more talented actress & she's way better looking than this bitch.



    14. 14

      lol Perez you finally said something funny.



    15. 15

      "WET DOG FART"! hahahahahahahahahahahahaha



    16. 16

      jealous much? lol



    17. 17

      Someone farted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    18. 18

      No one cares Jessica about you or your crap career.



    19. 19

      I don't get the big deal about her. She is really not that pretty. And it has been said, at best she's a mediocre actress. If she wants to be hired she should take some serious acting lessons instead of complaining that she's "too hot".



    20. 20

      i don't get it, if people don't like perez then why do they bother reading and commenting on his page? go away if you don't like what he does.



    21. 21

      "It's really tough having a warped sense of self, especially when people really don't care about you at all!"

      you would know, right Perez??



    22. 22

      hahha you're funny. If your last post about is true then she really needs to get over herself! Yeah, I guess she has a hot body but her face isn't anything special. It's a typical white girl american pie face. Pretty, but not stunning….



    23. 23

      Perez, you didn't even quote her properly. She said all the good parts goes to Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johanssen cause she's really beautiful/pretty.

      To that i say WHAT???



    24. 24

      Slow news day huh? I guess photogs aren't hovering around YOUR place covering the Swine flu epidemic!!!



    25. 25

      yep she's nothing special but neither is her gay boyfriend!



    26. 26

      Natural beauty if for Losers, fix yourself up honey. You are so pretty but you walk around looking like Gweneth Paltrow. Stand up straight, fix up and go.

    27. Aries says – reply to this


      27

      LMAO…Perez, you said it best.



    28. 28

      Um. If "no one cares about her at all" why are people taking pictures of her, why is she on your blog and why have 29 people left comments about her?
      Seems like several people care very much.



    29. 29

      Good one, fuckface. Why do yoga when your not gonna show off the goods?



    30. 30

      if she's not getting any parts, that means she's not sucking enough movie producer cock



    31. 31

      This woman is so delusional!!! You aren't that great looking honey!



    32. 32

      LOLS! Finally some good, funny stuff!! It probably IS hard being beautiful when you have to have a whole team of makeup artists & airbrushers completely remake/plaster your face.



    33. 33

      beautiful? where? Shes one ugly chick



    34. 34

      Perez, was'nt your mothers nickname "wet dog fart" of was that y our daddies asshole nickname. Just asking, you old cumsucker.



    35. 35

      Peres is pissed becasue his cumsucker friends all look like as brown hairy hole.



    36. 36

      Wet dog fart? LOL!!!!!!!



    37. 37

      What does SHE have to be depressed about?! Pathetic old sour puss looks like she is constantly smelling a fart. Someone please pass her some prozac quick. Why is Justin with such a wretch? He could have any happy girl he wants.



    38. 38

      "wet dog fart" ???
      HILARIOUS!!



    39. 39

      Damn, I'm sure her family and friends care about her. That was a low blow, even for you.



    40. 40

      "Wet dog fart"? What is going on with you? Why in the world does she deserve to be called that? And why do you tear apart all these beautiful, successful women for no apparent reason (other than maybe a personal one)?



    41. 41

      perez you haven't made me laugh out loud in awhile, but that 'wet dog fart' comment did it for me.
      HA….too true



    42. 42

      YOU'RE PATHETIC PEREZ, I'M STARTING NOT TO LIKE YOU. OBVIOUSLY YOU CARE ABOUT JESSICA, YOU'RE WRITING ABOUT HER!!! YOU COULD BE TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF: "YOU HAVE A WARPED SENSE OF SELF, ESPECIALLY WHEN PEOPLE REALLY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU AT ALL" AND I AGREE WITH #5, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!! GROW UP!!



    43. 43

      if you hater her so much why do you include her in your blog you retard!



    44. 44

      Why so mean?



    45. 45

      this girl is an ugly bitch



    46. 46

      She's a whiny skank. Must be nice to have money to spend on yoga classes right now.



    47. 47

      With all that work she does maintaining it, she deserves that rockin' body.
      She looks great!



    48. 48

      SHES GOT A LOT OF NERVE. SHES TIRED. WHO IS SHE AGAIN????

    49. ~LM~ says – reply to this


      49

      I LOVE HER. UR AN ASSHOLE PEREZ!



    50. 50

      "wet dog fart" *LOL*

      Who is she again?



    51. 51

      i honestly don't even see why people think she's pretty..she looks like a man.

    52. Moron says – reply to this


      52

      FUUUUUUUGLYYYY!!!!!! She and her gay, pretentious boyfriend. They do desrve each other!



    53. 53

      Perez is drooling out his ass his constant jealously of something he shall never be, perhaps he wants to be beautiful, knowing he can never be, he spits his poision for the world to read. Back demon from hell, I say back, return to the world of the non important, ignorant grunts who you rule, back demon from hell….now if only that would really work…



    54. 54

      i know you are just putting this picture on here to show how self absorbed she is and that no one cares about but by putting this picture up you are giving her attention and that is probably making her happy, so how about….you dont put any pictures up of her?? that will really get her going



    55. 55

      she is pretty hot. it must be the reason she can't get any roles. she was fantastic in chuck and larry. i totally believed her sister of a gay brother thing.



    56. 56

      hahahahah all of you bashing jessica when she works her butt off at the gym. She looks fit and healthy and i bet you would trade bod's with her any day… or probably wish you had a bod close enough. DON'T HATE!



    57. 57

      sorry Jessica but you are not as beautiful as you think you are. You're probably not getting the roles because you must not be talented either. You better keep a REALLY tight onto that cute uber talented BF JT 'cuz you are never gonna get anything else in your stuck up life. Get over yourself and realize YOU HAVE NO TALENT that's why noboby's hiring you. Scarlett and Charlize are both stunning women with talent to spare. Jealous much biyotch…?!



    58. 58

      – typical — Perez hating on a perfectly beautiful and straight person just because he wishes her boyfriend was gay and his!
      Poor Piggy no one loves him… boooo



    59. 59

      "It's really tough having a warped sense of self, especially when people really don't care about you at all!"

      Ironic when it comes from your mouth. I enjoy reading your blog, but seriously if you and your blog disappeared tomorrow morning I'd still continue on living as would the rest of the world. That being said, she's gorgeous. End of fucking story.



    60. 60

      Manchick!



    61. 61

      she needs to get the hell over herself… just cuz she is dating JT it doesn't make her hot shit….. actually you can see much more attractive people just walking down the street every day. She's nothing special…. and if it causes her so many problems she should stop trying so hard!



    62. 62

      Aside from her man voice and equestrian-missing-link, what's not to like?



    63. 63

      o k so i saw her and justin and jessica jogging and i mean not running chelsea piers. took me a couple seconds to realize it was j t we made eye contact. no one noticed them…



    64. 64

      WET DOG FART, OH YA FUCKER THATS FUNNY



    65. 65

      Why does she always look like she is on the rag when her photo is taken ?



    66. 66

      Miserable as sin



    67. 67

      i think justin wrotew especially for her the mediocre face!!xaxa
      who cares about her?
      what has she done except from being justin's girlfriend!!??
      justin you can do so much better!! she's just a failed actress with no talent!!



    68. 68

      She isn't Effron, R-Patz, Adam Lambert, Chace Crawford or any one of the other pretty boys you seem to lust after, Mario. She's an attractive young woman - something you could never appreciate. Why don't you leave her the fuck alone?!



    69. 69

      Come on Perez Jessica Biel stole movie Easy Virtue. She's gorgeous, she's a great actress. Go Jessica!



    70. 70

      seems like you should know Perez, being as though that's how most feel about you… what you didn't know?

    71. lilli says – reply to this


      71

      GET OVA YOURSELF UR NOT THAT BEAUTIFUL…JUST ORDINARY AND KINDA CUTE SOMETIMES..PULEEZE - SOMEONE FIRE THIS CHICK!!!!!



    72. 72

      she doesnt deserve JT



    73. 73

      I'm sure that it is pretty being beautiful, however JB certainly doesn't fit into that criteria as she is a bit rough and has not class.



    74. 74

      PITBULL FACE…PITBULL FACE…PITBULL FACE…PITBULL FACE…PITBULL FACE…PITBULL FACE…SHITTY ATTITUDE…SHITTY ATTITUDE LIKE THE SHITTY JESSICA ALBA…THEY THINK THEY ARE SO IT…THEY ARE PRETTY…YEAH…PRETTY UGLY ALRIGHT….



    75. 75

      If you go around looking like a frump all the time then you're not beautiful. That would include your posture and expression too. And personality.



    76. 76

      I still want Justin to get back together with Britney. There I said it.



    77. 77

      Why do Justins girls go crazy?????????????HUMMMMM



    78. 78

      seriously Perez why are you so jealous? She is absolutely gorgeous, rich and dating Justin Timberlake… get over it you fudge packer… how the hell do u sleep at night?



    79. 79

      you cared enough, obviously. I'm pretty sure you're hating on her cause of her great physique. I mean it must be hard being a whale when you see bodies like this?!



    80. 80

      come one perez stop bitchin it's not like u were dating JT and she took him away



    81. 81

      This poor girl has lost it - she mentioned she spends so much time getting ready everyday, to go anywhere….. because of the paps, ding dang, what did she look like before????? Someone needs to tell her she's not aging well, her youth was her best time!!



    82. 82

      ya mean hard like her cheekbones after all those filler injections?



    83. 83

      Perez hates straight people. He hates Beil because she dates Timberlake who Perez thinks should be gay. Perez hates people for their sexual orientation. How ironic? You are hurting the cause and it will be the downfall of your site.

    84. BJT says – reply to this


      84

      WHY DOES HER FACE LOOK LIKE SHE JUST ATE DOG SHIT ARE MAYBE SHE JUST GOT THEROUGH LICKING JUSTINE TIMBERPUSS'S ASSHOLE. sHE REALLY LOOKS LIKE A BITCH IF I WAS A PRODUCER I WOULDNT WANT TO WORK WITH A BITCH EITHER PLUS I WOULDNT WANT TO SEE TIMBERPUSS AND ASSHOLE MAKING OUT ALL THE TIME AND GIVING EVERYONE EVIL LOOKS.

    85. BJT says – reply to this


      85

      YOU NEVER SEE HER AND TIMBERPUSS GIVING BACK TO THE COMMUNITY AT ALL ITS ALL ABOUT THEM I THINK THEY ARE VERY SELFISH IN ORDER TO RECEIVE YOU GOT TO GIVE BACK AND DO SOMETHING NICE FOR PEOPLE MAYBE INVITE A PRODUCER WIFE OUT TO LUNCH SEND A FRUIT BASKET TO PEOPLE ARE CHOCOLATE TO PRODUCERS AND CARDS I MEAN THERE JUST NOT GOING TO HIRE YOU ON THE SPOT THERE ARE A MILLION PRETTY FACES OUT THERE AND SOME GREAT ACTORS TO OUT OF COLLEGE AND READY TO GO I THINK SHE JUST OVERSEEN TO MUCH OUT THERE THEY WANT FRESH UNKNOWN FACES TO MAKE A STAR I THINK ASHE HAS JUST OVER DONE IT BY DATING HIGH PROFILE DUDES AND GETTING HER PICTURE TAKEN 24/7. i DONT THINK SHE IS A VERY NICE PERSON AND FRIENDLY SHE COMES OFF COLD AND DULL.



    86. 86

      stfu this bitch is ugly as hell. even all made up she is one of the ugliest famous ppl ever.



    87. 87

      whats wrong with everyone, she's gorgeous and u guys are just jealous u dont look as good as she does without make up on. HATERS!!



    88. 88

      interesting. If that were true… we wouldn't have posted this juicy tidbit on perezhilton, right?



    89. 89

      the wet dog fart??
      ROFL



    90. 90

      wtf she looks normal,Perez ur fatass shouldnt even be talking all this shit.



    91. 91

      she looks good to me