Ange Gets Wrecked, Has A Jolie Good Time!
Filed under: Brad Pitt > Baby Blabber > Angelina Jolie > Film Flickers > Love Line > Francophilia
Angelina Jolie attended the Cannes Film Festival for the premiere of Brad Pitt's film, Inglorious Basterds. And Ange was definitely looking gorgeous on the red carpet with that dress and the killer split. Though we can't say the same thing about her once she got to the after-party!
By the looks of things, it seems Ange might have had a bit too much to drink.
Momma Jolie looks wasted!
And there's nothing wrong with that - every once in a while.
Guess she needs to enjoy her time away from the six kids!
[Image via Celebrity Vibe.]
Posted: May 21, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Stars they're just like us! Sweaty, greasy and unflatteringly hammered.
i love angie, but she looks terrible!! she's wasting away. i hate to say this, but she's no longer a healthy, beautiful woman.
She sure looks like she's trying to avoid his kiss. Rotflmao! Maybe she needs to puke. These two are crappy parents. Drunkards and drug addicts.
Her arms look absolutely skeletal! Girl needs to take some time out for herself and eat.
?? she looks oily..
LOL did she rip her dress on the sleeve too? I dont blame her.. that many kids? Id be drinkin too!
Something looks different–did she get an eye/eyebrow lift?
It's a whole lot easier to fuck up ass when she smashed right Billy Bob?
shes not as hot as she used to be. I think its the skeletor-ness
Are you kidding? She's even hotter when she's letting loose a little. Sheesh.
She's waaay too skinny. In that second pic she almost looks like Janice Dickinson, and THAT AIN'T GOOD! Get some meat on your bones Ange. But Brad, on the other hand, looks better than…well, better than lately.
eat a sandwich already!!! I remember when she used to be hot and not resemble skelator
Someone needs to do an intervention and get her to EAT!!! She's too skeletal! Look at her neck and arms! If she shows a little leg, I guarantee you it would actually be most of her leg. Okay, Perez … she's one of your favorite people. Sound the alarm!!
ewww!! it doesn't even look like it's whorealina in the first pic!
Wow saying someone looks good when it is obvious they are deathly skinny is wrong
I thought you meant her face when you said "wrecked"! Why does she look like a shiny plastic mannequin? Looks like she had some weird plastic surgery done. It's too bad, she didn't need it to begin with.
what's with the veins popping out of her hands and arm in the 1st and last picture???
She looks a bit scary and Janice Dickinson-like in the second pic, not a good thing.
I thought she was pregnant? If she is she shouldn't be drinking like that!
DAMN!
these are quite possibly the worst pictures I've ever seen of Angelina!
Brad, on the other hand, looks as good as ever!
OMG, she looks JUST like her grotesque brother!!!!!!! What the hell happened to her?????
She's allowed to get hammered. She's Angelina.
brad is sooo cute..
This is the best picture of Angelina I've ever seen. She lloks like she is comfortable and having fun. Wouldn't you if Mr Pitt was stickin it to you? I would be drunk and turning cart wheels.
first of all, mario, that dress is not colorful, and it looks awful on her. she looks like those models that were heroin chic-maybe she is back on that crap. her face looks plastic, her lips look like phony ones stuck on, her hair dull. and getting drunk? anyone else, you trash. you are supposed to grow out of that when you become a parent, especially of six kids. she is going to give herself a heart attack. and her arms look like they are going to snap. pathetic
Holy face lift, Batman!
I thought she was pregnant again? If so then why is she drinking?
I love it! It is so refreshing to see such a serious person letting loose and having a good time! So she's shiny, it's sweat we all sweat so what? These pix somehow pathetically enough made my my day, and gave me a good chuckle! Woohoo get your party on Brange!
too skinny and too much botox.
Holy shit she looks awful!! I love that pic of her and Brad though, how sweet to have a man who helps you out when you are wasted!! Lol although Brad is looking ashamed in that pic. fun times fun times!!!Nothing wrong with getting away from kids once in a while but it seems they are always away from the kids.
her stomach area is looking kinda W-I-D-E and even a bit poochy in that second pic…
is she prego again? And if yes, why is she drunk?
No matter, I LUV U ANGIE!!!
Awww. She spilled something on the sleeve of her dress.
hehe. What a cute drunk.
I love it, it is so good to see such a serious person letting loose and having a good time! So she's shiny, so what? It's sweat, humans sweat! These pix pathetically enough somehow made my day and gave me a good chuckle! Get your party on Brange!
She couldn't have been drinking, isn't she pregnant?
Dear God, she looks like she has cancer!!! She's absolutely emaciated!!! Nobody can tell me that's good. This chick's gonna flip out one day.
PLASTIC ATTACK! It's the octomom meets Janice Dickinson meets Patron.
WOW she looks like a tranny in the first pic
wax figure come to life!
Did she have an eye-brow lift or eye-lift? She looks awful, kinda all fake.
Wow! That is what she looks like when she has a real smile?? Never seen that before…. Good to see she can let loose.
GET A ROOM!!!
OMG ARE YOU SAYING ANGELINA DRINKS???
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
So nobody is gonna say it huh?
Fuck it I will
What the fuck is wrong with her face?! She almost looks like that plastic lady on the Foster Farmers commercial about the plumpers!!
Ravaged by them kids, she looks 750 years old!
she looks old and too thin she needs to gain weight she's loosing her sexy symbol status
Re: itsmecarolina – Yeah I thought she was pregnant too! No time to be drinking if she is!
They look like they're having a lot of fun. So what? It seems to me that they lead totally charmed lives. We see them in all sorts of activities, like shopping at groceries stores, so why can't they also have a good time? I think they're amazing, and I think they're lives are such as to envy! I hope they stay together forever, doing exactly as they please, exactly like they do now! Long Live the Joile-Pitts!
What the F is up with her arms? I don't like her…
I love the spot on the dress. Funny. I like them both though.
yay celebrities dont look perfect when theyre off their faces either, theres hope 4 us all
LOL! Angie looks so fake, drunk and sweaty (last pic) its amazing how she manages to create a big buzz around her personal life to promote her new movies… so Perez why you are NOT critical about her kids being with the nanny while the parents are out and about posing for the cameras attempting to stop the rumors of their downfall?
Ange is wasted and for an ex alcoholic IS a big deal!
haha, well, so much for the pregnancy rumors…lmao
Look at her arms in the last picture! Her veins are scaryyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!! Wonder why Perez is not making fun of her anorexic figure???
wtf happened to her face?!?!?!? she looks sooooo scary looking…and shiny LOL she almost looks plastic! ewww…
I think she looks gorgeous, and I hope those pictures put an end to all those ridiculous break-up rumors. They look like two people who are very much into each other.
what the fuck is up with her face??? it looks like she had TOO much bad work done, and keeps doing it to try and fix it but fails every time. she is NOT aging well…….
Wasted is right, check out those pupils! I'm guessing something besides booze was imbibed!!
It's mommy and daddy's night out! Something that pathetic Aniston will never have LOL! Brad is thanking every day he had the courage to dump the dead weight that was Aniston!
Re: itsmecarolina – Well she kept on doing heroin while she was preggers so a drink or 2 should be ok according to her moral standards!
Anyways, you will never see Jen like that, she is way classier and a natural beauty… Angelina abused on botox and xtreme diets… not normal!
she looks okay but I don't like her hair like that or the color of lipstick. Its too bright, she looks better with nude lipcolors
ha ha thats funny…shit she deserves to be able to get hammered every once in a while……..shit she deserves it and come on…Its France bitches..let her have some fun who gives a shit at least she is actually smiling and looking all stuck up like usual
Bet Brad got the shit fucked outta him that night hahaha drunks partners are always more fun lol
she looks like jerry hall
is that octomom???????????
anyone see the video clip of Brad inside the conference for the film?
He put the tip of the sunglasses in his mouth and held them there while some photographers snapped shots. But he was trying to be some what nonchalant. I'm sure you'll see photos of it, but to see the video is better. He also posed like this in Venice.
I mean who does that? Someone who is full of himself and self obsessed and obsessed with an image in his head that he is trying to put out.
Somebody get her a dinner plate! She looks gawd awful to the point of looking botoxy with that shiny skin.
Re: marybk – No I didn't watch it… gonna go on youtube to look for it, I remember when he was one of the cool boys with G. Clooney and the rest, ever since he hooked up with Jolie he is a pretencious loser!
Doens't look like either of them, (especially in the last picture). I think these are impersonators.
I think that she is beautiful and it's nice to see her have a little fun.
I get so sick of Jen lovers coming here bashing Angie, it's pathetic.
She looks like a shiny, plastic-faced tranny with way too much makeup piled on. Gross!
Re: Kate27_haters make me stronger
– #53 If you would just STFU half the time u wouldn't have any HATERS!
She looks like a wax figure. Ugh! In the second picture, she looks like an evil skeleton lol. She's wasting away. She's beautiful but I don't find her appealing.
Re: dickbreath – Lol then I will have no one to luv!
damn wats wrong wit angelina…she doesnt look good at all..she has become to skinny and that first pic doest loook like her at all….there getting boring…yawn
She looks like Octo-mom in that first pic.
Perez left this info. conveniently out…
"Although the couple appeared affectionate in photos and remained at each other's side, the source tells Us they spent most of the night chatting up their fellow guests."
As servers dressed in World War II army gear passed around drinks, Jolie was "laughing and smiling and enjoying her conversations," a source at the party tells Usmagazine.
"Brad was also smiling, but not laughing," the source tells Us. "He looked tired … he seemed more reserved than Angelina."
WHATS WRONG WITH HER FACE??? OMG
Re: Kate27_haters make me stronger
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He was always pretentious. But it always is morphed into something else depending on who he is with and how he'd like to be perceived. To an extent it's almost sad that a person depends so much on his image because at the root it means you are living an unhappy or unfulfilling existence. He is so caught up in his reality that his behavior and the things that he does only brings him a temporary satisfaction so he has to constantly do/say something or put out an image in order to get attention and self created praise to make him feel value. Which is why many times he seems hypocritical because he has no sense of who he is. It is about who he'd like to be or liked to be perceived as. I can give many examples of this but my post would be too long for people to bother reading.
I don't think you can find the clip on youtube but its on wireimage video archives.
even is she is a bit drunk, Angelina looks a billion times better than Jennifer Aniston after her 12 hours in hair and makeup…oh Jennifer must be crawling up the walls and ripping her couches apart because she is a self centered bitch that can't keep a friend or man in her life longer than her movie (which all fail) releases…lol
sucks to be Aniston..yo Jen, you shouldn't have effed over your former roomies in NY pre Friends…word gets around about what a lying whore skank you are..
Re: 29 – shut up.i'd like to see your sorry ass
ewwwwwwww!
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she looks looks like a wax figure of Angie Deckinson - - on crack
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she needs to take her overrated ass home and take car of her kids
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typical "hollywood" parent
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pathetic.
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She looks awful. She had Botox or something done because her forehead looks crazy.
I love how Jennifer "I'm so Jealous" Aniston keeps making her friends post all these negative comments about Angie…Face it Jen and Jen lovers, Jen is shit and desperate and she knows it and you know it and the end…JEN = DESPERATION!!!!!!
GAWD, are you the ultimate hypocrite!!! If it was anyone else caught in a drunken haze, you would preach and criticize. But since it's your favorite adulterous wax figure, suddenly it's totally acceptable. And that thick layer of grease on her face would have earned anyone else a crucifixion. This is almost as bad as calling Lady Ca Ca an "original".
Re: omgggg – We're talking about Angelina here, not Aniston. I'm pretty sure a new pair of contacts will help you adjust your seriously warped vision because Jolie looks like a ho who's had too much Andre champagne at some tacky wedding reception.
Angie looks horrible…. the veins in her arms are gross… For Gods sake Angie digest some fucking food you Ana! Come on People we all know this is a media stunt to make it look like they are still happy un-married couple! These too are so over! NOT GETTING MARRIED WAS THE BEST IDEA THESE TWO EVER HAD! They are more over then John and Kate plus 8!
The veins popping out of her arms look like Madonna's arms. Gross!! Get some body fat please!!!
Re: omgggg –
STFU you dumb Bitch….. Jennifer Aniston is america's sweetheart ….. She is the girl next door …….. Unlike ANgie she is the slut next door who stole your boyfriend. Grow a brain you twit…. It's pretty well known that Angie is hated and Jennifer is favored in public opioion polls…..Your probably a SLUT too! ya ho! 6 kids won't even keep them together Brad already has one foot out the door!
she's hawt! Haters step back and look in the mirror. No way any of you people, including myself, look as amazing as she does. Be honest: you're not as good-looking as her!
she looks like an ugly wax doll. yuck.
Ange just had TWINS! How can she be so so skeletal??? WTF? Is it the diet of strictly only peppermint tea?? I don't get it.
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Perez and the Perez Sistas, I love the way you stand up for Moms but your very respectable stand on alcohol abuse is more than a little odd here — We know how much you love Angie, but do you think she should cover her pretty face too? Lord knows you believe in the Virgin Mary better than any of us, but honey — that is not
how sugar is made.
Re: porque_perez – LOL…you'd know all about that cheap assed andre's crap, wouldn't you, and was i even talking to your white trash ass???
no didn't think so, so go put on your own glasses and mind your biz, you Jennifer Aniston loving skank.
Re: Veruca Salt – LMAO…Jennifer is America's Sweetheart???
in what small village???Fargo???
I don't see the big deal about this woman. I don't think she's especially pretty. I think Jennifer Aniston is much better looking than Angelina. Her face is looking a little rough in these pictures.
Don't get me wrong Angelina is stunning but it has to be said, those veins in her arms look like ropes…… WTF??
Re: Kate27_haters make me stronger
– I hope Angie actually reads this blog, or her lawyers, because you accused her of "doing heroin" while she was pregnant! WTF, do you have proof? OMG ever heard of slander? You are despicable. Get a life since it's obvious you don't have one.
Re: omgggg – I can't believe the comments people are getting away with! Saying she did drugs while pregnant, yet she gave birth to healthy twins. People can't just make up shit w/o proof and preach it as fact! Team Angie and I hope she sues
Breast feed your babies and stop complaining about your thighs.
jolie looked like a giant squid in that dress. tentacles and all.