San Angelo, Texas, mayor, J.W. Lown, abruptly announced his resignation Wednesday - just as he was to be sworn in as mayor for his fourth term.
His reason for quitting?
He announced from Mexico that he is in a romantic relationship with an illegal alien.
Doesn't sound that juicy?
Well, we forgot to mention that his other half is a MAN!
Lown, a well-respected public servant, won the most recent re-election with 89 percent of the vote in a very conservative West Texas town.
He agreed to come back only "if the people of San Angelo will welcome me back."
Scandalicious! He's cute, too!