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"Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash"

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Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash

A boss and his secretary who were having an affair saw their romantic tryst interrupted in a wince-inducing manner - after a car crash led her to accidentally bite his penis off.

According to reports in China Press and Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van.

The impact caused her to bite the man's penis off.

Just in case this wasn't already bad enough for those involved, the incident was observed by a private detective who had been sent by the woman's husband to catch them out.

He described how, shortly after parking, the car started to 'shake violently' - but then was hit by the van. He said that the woman screamed loudly, with her mouth covered in blood.

Helpfully, the investigator called an ambulance to take the man to hospital. His lover followed him there, with part of his penis.

The investigator said he's never seen an incident like it before.

Posted: May 22, 2009 at 11:00 am / Email this »

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RoxyGirlPR says – reply to this

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wow that sure is something lol guess that serves him for cheating
Soda-Pop-Lover says – reply to this

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omg lol…. That's insane
slooshy says – reply to this

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lol talk about Karma in action
Club80 says – reply to this

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How appropriate it was in the "Sin Chew Daily".
LaffyTaffy says – reply to this

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The wife must be laughing all the way to divorce court!
Digital J says – reply to this

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LMAO!!! KARMA at its best!!! Cheaters always lose and well…he lost! tee hee.
ckillens says – reply to this

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omg! hilarious! how embarrassing… he won't be cheating anytime soon.
Journalist21 says – reply to this

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Karma is a bitch!
joeharter1 says – reply to this

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It's like John Irving's book, "The Hotel New Hampshire!"

Yeah, kids, pick up a book sometime. You can read about dicks getting bitten off!
alisha.scott says – reply to this

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Wow … karma bites!
NikaFashionista says – reply to this

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ouch.
Zaquishalisha says – reply to this

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OMFG!!! no comments
halo_girl02 says – reply to this

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omg Perez! i read this 3 weeks ago!
Dandy Lion says – reply to this

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I love karma!!!…. I'm still waiting for it to get my ex-roomate though..
Pervert says – reply to this

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Tough luck, "stubby."
PerezuBitch says – reply to this

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ewwwwww make it stop
topper says – reply to this

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Last time her boss treated her to lunch.
Solaera says – reply to this

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Reminds me of The World According to Garp by John Irving…
rosalba says – reply to this

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the same thing happened in the world according to garp, by john irving
Jaytizzle says – reply to this

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LOL Funny! karma is a Bi%$h
*LoL*ita* says – reply to this

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Has anyone read The World According to Garp, by John Irving??!! This sexual "incident" happens in the book!! I first read it when I was about 16, and I have NEVER forgotten it, nor have I heard of it happening in real life!! If you have not read it, please do so. It really is a jewel of a book..
cute_puppy says – reply to this

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I call that devine justice!!! LOL
bryanlizza says – reply to this

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Love bites!!!!!!!!!!!1 Yikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sarahlil says – reply to this

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lmfao
hotmilfchocolate says – reply to this

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F-U-C-K-I-N-G……A-W-E-S-O-M-E!!!!

that's one small step for wives….one giant leap for scorned-woman kind!
*xena yell*
eiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyi!
Sherri Lynn says – reply to this

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That really bites!
eatmejerkwad says – reply to this

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ah ha ha ha ha ha

that's karma for you
3velien says – reply to this

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HAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHA losers
AislingF57 says – reply to this

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EWWWWW!! GROSS!!!!!!!!

He deserved it though.
What goes around comes around.
schmoopsy says – reply to this

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Hotel New Hampshire!
the neen says – reply to this

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jokes, like in 'the world according to garp' by john irving
K-Rock says – reply to this

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Haha justice served
DANIELABITCH says – reply to this

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KARMA!
CraziHo says – reply to this

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oh, burn.
rippychippy says – reply to this

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WTF!!!!
Aimee999 says – reply to this

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HAHAAA EWWWWWWW THATS SO GROSSLY INSANE
beatlesownyou says – reply to this

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wtf hahahahahaha
Ridor9th says – reply to this

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Tv movie coming soon to your HDTV: "Chinese and the Angry Inch"!

R-
Sandie88 says – reply to this

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ewww
Tashina! says – reply to this

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ahhh i love it!!!
SWEETPIECE! says – reply to this

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I TOLD YOU SASSY!
kika415 says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's what all cheaters deserve.
deblou66 says – reply to this

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SHE cheated not him BTW!!!

"was observed by a private detective who had been sent by the woman's husband to catch them out."
Sheq says – reply to this

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ok…Singapore girl here…. so did this happen in Singapore or china??? Its 2 different countries, far from each other.
Having said that…good riddance to both!!!
baysidebird88 says – reply to this

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thats what he gets for cheating, hopefully the thing never works right again.
shazza says – reply to this

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Haha!! Classic!
bitchmama31 says – reply to this

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OMG! Wonder if he had liability insurance, because we all know these agancies are looking for any excuse not to pay off a claim! You know the Phillipines are dissapointed that he wasn't Alec Baldwin, ( even though this happened in China, but still) Some women really don't know how to keep their mouths shut! (Was the woman Lisa Rinna, if so, this totally makes sense)
saturnine says – reply to this

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hahahahahahaahahahahahahah

no coments

hahahahahahahaahahahaha
Yehsung says – reply to this

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Re: Sheq –
It happened in Singapore park. Unless if Chinese parks are named 'a Singapore park'
MP says – reply to this

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Karma's a bitch.
todd says – reply to this

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thats some fucked up shit
764momtolil says – reply to this

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Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! I love it. I guess what goes around comes around!
St00p!d is as St00p!d does says – reply to this

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She bit off the WHOLE THING? Either he's got a really small dick or she has a really deep throat. Either way LOL.
vogeljazz says – reply to this

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HAHA, that's hilarious. xD
tatts09 says – reply to this

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wa kaoz!!!singapore girl here..it happend in china right??not singapore perez!!get your facts straight..anyway,hoped she learned her lesson…don't give bj's in cars..
brandidid says – reply to this

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Karma is a bitch and she will find you lol
AdamGlambert says – reply to this

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Three Words .
Laugh
Out
Loud
NaughtyAngel says – reply to this

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crazy shyt Perez!
Nikku says – reply to this

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Sounds like the movie "The World According to Garp" Where that same thing happened.
XjadorevintageO says – reply to this

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ehh.. whatever it can be reattached like John Bobbit's was…
ZaneSylliboy says – reply to this

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holy fuck that's INSANE! omg i just died reading that. lmfao
iwilldateperezifheshowsthegreenlight says – reply to this

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hahaha this is hilarious. i know its sad but…love it!!
JennyAnn says – reply to this

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OMG! That's so nasty! Laughable though!
La Love says – reply to this

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Whoa, I hope they take that shiz to Divorce Court. The humiliation is legendary. He should be more careful where he parks his….well….anything!!!
mizaliza7 says – reply to this

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wow KARMA is def a B*TCH!!! haha thats what he gets
luvyaP says – reply to this

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dayummmm!!!!
steven8 says – reply to this

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that was a mouth full
steven8 says – reply to this

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and I hope she doesn't swallow
steven8 says – reply to this

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just say no when you boss ask you out for lunch
steven8 says – reply to this

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what did you have for lunch today?
Gnasty says – reply to this

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It sounds like the scene from "The world according to Garp", with Robin Williams.
Vivbabe says – reply to this

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Hot!!!
Tay in a Major Way says – reply to this

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YUCK! Thats what you get! Why are woman so SLUTTY! Thats how men can cheat! SLUTS!
AMO says – reply to this

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Bit it off from that? Must have been a skinny one.
blonde*lil*mama says – reply to this

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Karma…
poppykock1 says – reply to this

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funny
Jenny_wrenny says – reply to this

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blimey! well, karma and all that!
Niobe says – reply to this

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Karma is a bitch….bitches sometimes bite…..
redwitch75 says – reply to this

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LMAO
I guess the real lesson here is:
You cheat; you get your dick bitten off by a cheating whore
Dontgetit! says – reply to this

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That will teach him………..
Ms Right says – reply to this

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ha ha ha ha ha
crazyangel101 says – reply to this

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lol he got what was coming 4 him
Joe :) says – reply to this

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good for him, that cheating bastard !
Babbyyl says – reply to this

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HOOOLLLYYY SHIT, THAT'S INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amanda21 says – reply to this

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LOL! wow that is sooo karma!
Juicyypoo says – reply to this

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WHAT THE FUCK?!!! that's some crazy stuff .
ohyeahbabyohyeah says – reply to this

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bet his wife is stoked.
goodtasteishardtofind says – reply to this

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Ouch…that sucks
aky says – reply to this

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u kno what? serves u right!
meleah says – reply to this

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karma much
nakedsnake says – reply to this

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THAT BITES!!!
CallistaT says – reply to this

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LOLOL That's deserved… that's all I have to say.
Purple Hippo says – reply to this

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LAUGH. MY. ASS. OFF.
ChaChaJunkshow says – reply to this

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Why don't they ever listen when I try to tell them that road-head is dangerous?? Oh right because my mouth is full.
sandratpt says – reply to this

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wow…that super sucks! But that's what he gets for cheating!
RachelRose says – reply to this

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john bobbitt has a friend for life! hahaha
i think he needs to find earl and get himself on his list!! haha
=]
HELLO KEYONCE says – reply to this

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holy cow. skank
sweet basses says – reply to this

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Wow! if that isn't karma, i don't know what is.
heyitsbrenda says – reply to this

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Karma to the cheating bastard
Babbsie says – reply to this

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Garp…