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"Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash"

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Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash

A boss and his secretary who were having an affair saw their romantic tryst interrupted in a wince-inducing manner - after a car crash led her to accidentally bite his penis off.

According to reports in China Press and Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van.

The impact caused her to bite the man's penis off.

Just in case this wasn't already bad enough for those involved, the incident was observed by a private detective who had been sent by the woman's husband to catch them out.

He described how, shortly after parking, the car started to 'shake violently' - but then was hit by the van. He said that the woman screamed loudly, with her mouth covered in blood.

Helpfully, the investigator called an ambulance to take the man to hospital. His lover followed him there, with part of his penis.

The investigator said he's never seen an incident like it before.

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118 comments to “Headline Of The Week Weak”

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  1. 1

    wow that sure is something lol guess that serves him for cheating



  2. 2

    omg lol…. That's insane



  3. 3

    lol talk about Karma in action



  4. 4

    How appropriate it was in the "Sin Chew Daily".



  5. 5

    The wife must be laughing all the way to divorce court!



  6. 6

    LMAO!!! KARMA at its best!!! Cheaters always lose and well…he lost! tee hee.



  7. 7

    omg! hilarious! how embarrassing… he won't be cheating anytime soon.



  8. 8

    Karma is a bitch!



  9. 9

    It's like John Irving's book, "The Hotel New Hampshire!"

    Yeah, kids, pick up a book sometime. You can read about dicks getting bitten off!



  10. 10

    Wow … karma bites!



  11. 11

    ouch.



  12. 12

    OMFG!!! no comments



  13. 13

    omg Perez! i read this 3 weeks ago!



  14. 14

    I love karma!!!…. I'm still waiting for it to get my ex-roomate though..



  15. 15

    Tough luck, "stubby."



  16. 16

    ewwwwww make it stop



  17. 17

    Last time her boss treated her to lunch.



  18. 18

    Reminds me of The World According to Garp by John Irving…



  19. 19

    the same thing happened in the world according to garp, by john irving



  20. 20

    LOL Funny! karma is a Bi%$h



  21. 21

    Has anyone read The World According to Garp, by John Irving??!! This sexual "incident" happens in the book!! I first read it when I was about 16, and I have NEVER forgotten it, nor have I heard of it happening in real life!! If you have not read it, please do so. It really is a jewel of a book..



  22. 22

    I call that devine justice!!! LOL



  23. 23

    Love bites!!!!!!!!!!!1 Yikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  24. 24

    lmfao



  25. 25

    F-U-C-K-I-N-G……A-W-E-S-O-M-E!!!!

    that's one small step for wives….one giant leap for scorned-woman kind!
    *xena yell*
    eiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyi!



  26. 26

    That really bites!



  27. 27


    ah ha ha ha ha ha

    that's karma for you



  28. 28

    HAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHA losers



  29. 29

    EWWWWW!! GROSS!!!!!!!!

    He deserved it though.
    What goes around comes around.



  30. 30

    Hotel New Hampshire!



  31. 31

    jokes, like in 'the world according to garp' by john irving



  32. 32

    Haha justice served



  33. 33

    KARMA!



  34. 34

    oh, burn.



  35. 35

    WTF!!!!



  36. 36

    HAHAAA EWWWWWWW THATS SO GROSSLY INSANE



  37. 37

    wtf hahahahahaha



  38. 38

    Tv movie coming soon to your HDTV: "Chinese and the Angry Inch"!

    R-



  39. 39

    ewww



  40. 40

    ahhh i love it!!!



  41. 41

    I TOLD YOU SASSY!



  42. 42

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's what all cheaters deserve.



  43. 43

    SHE cheated not him BTW!!!

    "was observed by a private detective who had been sent by the woman's husband to catch them out."

  44. Sheq says – reply to this


    44

    ok…Singapore girl here…. so did this happen in Singapore or china??? Its 2 different countries, far from each other.
    Having said that…good riddance to both!!!



  45. 45

    thats what he gets for cheating, hopefully the thing never works right again.



  46. 46

    Haha!! Classic!



  47. 47

    OMG! Wonder if he had liability insurance, because we all know these agancies are looking for any excuse not to pay off a claim! You know the Phillipines are dissapointed that he wasn't Alec Baldwin, ( even though this happened in China, but still) Some women really don't know how to keep their mouths shut! (Was the woman Lisa Rinna, if so, this totally makes sense)



  48. 48

    hahahahahahaahahahahahahah

    no coments

    hahahahahahahaahahahaha



  49. 49

    Re: Sheq
    It happened in Singapore park. Unless if Chinese parks are named 'a Singapore park' :P

  50. MP says – reply to this


    50

    Karma's a bitch.

  51. todd says – reply to this


    51

    thats some fucked up shit



  52. 52

    Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! I love it. I guess what goes around comes around!



  53. 53

    She bit off the WHOLE THING? Either he's got a really small dick or she has a really deep throat. Either way LOL.



  54. 54

    HAHA, that's hilarious. xD



  55. 55

    wa kaoz!!!singapore girl here..it happend in china right??not singapore perez!!get your facts straight..anyway,hoped she learned her lesson…don't give bj's in cars..



  56. 56

    Karma is a bitch and she will find you lol



  57. 57

    Three Words .
    Laugh
    Out
    Loud



  58. 58

    crazy shyt Perez!

  59. Nikku says – reply to this


    59

    Sounds like the movie "The World According to Garp" Where that same thing happened.



  60. 60

    ehh.. whatever it can be reattached like John Bobbit's was…



  61. 61

    holy fuck that's INSANE! omg i just died reading that. lmfao



  62. 62

    hahaha this is hilarious. i know its sad but…love it!!



  63. 63

    OMG! That's so nasty! Laughable though!



  64. 64

    Whoa, I hope they take that shiz to Divorce Court. The humiliation is legendary. He should be more careful where he parks his….well….anything!!!



  65. 65

    wow KARMA is def a B*TCH!!! haha thats what he gets



  66. 66

    dayummmm!!!!



  67. 67

    that was a mouth full



  68. 68

    and I hope she doesn't swallow



  69. 69

    just say no when you boss ask you out for lunch



  70. 70

    what did you have for lunch today?



  71. 71

    It sounds like the scene from "The world according to Garp", with Robin Williams.



  72. 72

    Hot!!!



  73. 73

    YUCK! Thats what you get! Why are woman so SLUTTY! Thats how men can cheat! SLUTS!

  74. AMO says – reply to this


    74

    Bit it off from that? Must have been a skinny one.



  75. 75

    Karma…



  76. 76

    funny



  77. 77

    blimey! well, karma and all that!

  78. Niobe says – reply to this


    78

    Karma is a bitch….bitches sometimes bite…..



  79. 79

    LMAO
    I guess the real lesson here is:
    You cheat; you get your dick bitten off by a cheating whore



  80. 80

    That will teach him………..



  81. 81

    ha ha ha ha ha



  82. 82

    lol he got what was coming 4 him



  83. 83

    good for him, that cheating bastard !



  84. 84

    HOOOLLLYYY SHIT, THAT'S INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!



  85. 85

    LOL! wow that is sooo karma!



  86. 86

    WHAT THE FUCK?!!! that's some crazy stuff .



  87. 87

    bet his wife is stoked.



  88. 88

    Ouch…that sucks

  89. aky says – reply to this


    89

    u kno what? serves u right!



  90. 90

    karma much



  91. 91

    THAT BITES!!!



  92. 92

    LOLOL That's deserved… that's all I have to say.



  93. 93

    LAUGH. MY. ASS. OFF.



  94. 94

    Why don't they ever listen when I try to tell them that road-head is dangerous?? Oh right because my mouth is full.



  95. 95

    wow…that super sucks! But that's what he gets for cheating!



  96. 96

    john bobbitt has a friend for life! hahaha
    i think he needs to find earl and get himself on his list!! haha
    =]



  97. 97

    holy cow. skank



  98. 98

    Wow! if that isn't karma, i don't know what is.



  99. 99

    Karma to the cheating bastard



  100. 100

    Garp…

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