Headline Of The Week Weak

5/22/2009 11:00 AM ET | Filed under: Headline of the Week

"Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash"

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Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash

A boss and his secretary who were having an affair saw their romantic tryst interrupted in a wince-inducing manner - after a car crash led her to accidentally bite his penis off.

According to reports in China Press and Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van.

The impact caused her to bite the man's penis off.

Just in case this wasn't already bad enough for those involved, the incident was observed by a private detective who had been sent by the woman's husband to catch them out.

He described how, shortly after parking, the car started to 'shake violently' - but then was hit by the van. He said that the woman screamed loudly, with her mouth covered in blood.

Helpfully, the investigator called an ambulance to take the man to hospital. His lover followed him there, with part of his penis.

The investigator said he's never seen an incident like it before.

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littlestster says – reply to this

101

Karma's a bitch isnt it! Shouldn't be cheating!
ROIMAUDIT says – reply to this

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Perez,chérie,i think mamie never taught her that is not polite talk when you have your mouth full.
loves8to8sing says – reply to this

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insane.
Bannika says – reply to this

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LOL OMG Karma baby! KARMA….
DominoHop says – reply to this

105

close enough to vagina dentata!
jonaslautnert94 says – reply to this

106

LMAO……. this is the funniest thing i have ever heard in the news. WOW!
karma is a bitch.
Ldycolorful says – reply to this

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OMG! yea karmas a Bitch! But what a hoot!
Margo_O_Awesome says – reply to this

108

woah
rawda says – reply to this

109

shitty karma
myers1978 says – reply to this

110

THAT'S FREAKING HILARIOUS! That'll show you, never cheat…
Jessica says – reply to this

111

Owwwwwwwwwwwwch! Friggin' gross.
Crazyocdgurl says – reply to this

112

well as they say, karmas a bitch!
Natureness08 says – reply to this

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Haha lol. This reminds me of the movie "Teeth".
msshady says – reply to this

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is this really singapore! OMFG! hahahahaha. the picture doesnt look very singapore. more of china.
EmoXCarebear says – reply to this

115

WoooooW.
That's really special.
Where do you find this shit?
trailerparktrash says – reply to this

116

It won't be long now….SAID THE RABBI !!!

Good thing she didn't swallow!!
chocolatmocha says – reply to this

117

pay back is a bitch
rconfromthafort says – reply to this

118

OUCH. Road head=bad news.