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Thursday night, Madame Tussauds at the Venetian Hotel in Las Vegas premiered its first of a kind was figure.

Of a douchebag!

The museum set on display a wax figure of "magician" Criss Angel.

It's hard to tell which one looks worse.

But we're guessing his wax figure probably smells like shit too!

[Image via Chris Connor/WENN.]

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51 comments to “Which One's The Real Dummy?”



  1. 1

    I don't like the wax figure nor him. But sometimes I like his magic tricks.



  2. 2

    later peeps………………..



  3. 3

    At least it wasn't a Rhianna or a Gag-me post.



  4. 4

    He's got Kate Plus Eight hair.



  5. 5

    i love criss angel



  6. 6

    i'm crying from laughing so hard. this is why i LOVE perez. he says it like it is!!!



  7. 7

    The wan figure dose not have enough jewlry on, he's usually got 3 huge rings on each finger!! Plus all his awful necklaces, well they gor a few. What a douchbag.



  8. 8

    d00d gives me mad douche chills



  9. 9

    HA! Hard to tell which one's which



  10. 10

    omg a famous dungeons n dragons geek



  11. 11

    They're both dummies…



  12. 12

    he's actually an illusionist, not a magician. he creates illusions.



  13. 13

    gah, can't stand criss angel! won't he make himself disappear already? please?



  14. 14

    Perez, why do Men call People Douc****?
    DISGUSTING!!!



  15. 15

    I can't stand this guy



  16. 16

    lmfao! Can we start calling him Chris Sarantacos? Isn't that his real name?? According to Kevin and bean anyway lol.



  17. 17

    You should try editing your posts once in a while Mario



  18. 18

    Miss Christopher Sarantakos looks just as gross, dirty, gritty, and drugs and A.I.D.S. ridden as ever.



  19. 19

    Re: mozalot – Bookmark nndb dot com, baby.



  20. 20

    Re: PLEZZZ – Because some people, like this douchebag pictured above, are nothing but a container for the irrigation fluid used to flush out a skanky stanky uber-mungy pu$$y cave.



  21. 21

    Doeth the dummy come with the lithp…??? Jutht athking…….



  22. 22

    GAY



  23. 23

    ewwwwww

  24. Typh says – reply to this


    24

    Hef needs to use his was figure as a tiki torch at his next bruhahah.
    Just light the bangs on fire and poof!



  25. 25

    Both have cold vacant stares so it really is hard to tell. =P



  26. 26

    My vote for the dummy is Nubian Goddess With Dinner Plate. Anyone trying so hard to get attention must smell like shit too.
    .
    But no one is fuglier than Ann Coulter.



  27. 27

    Re: Typh – Yes, won't it look just amazing with it's hair ablaze!
    However if it is like the real Chris, it may emit a foul odor.



  28. 28

    This statue looks amazing! And so does he! And he is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo NOT a douche! U are.



  29. 29

    Re: Nubian Goddess With Dinner Plate – hahaha that was classic!



  30. 30

    jesus wept….anyone can get a wax double these days…



  31. 31

    Ewwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!! The statue looks really scary! So does the real thing. I used to like Criss Angel but now he just freaks me out. In the second pic it looks like the wax figure has his hand on Criss' shoulder and it's about to come to life. I'm going to have nightmares tonight! Thanks a lot Perez you should have put this one under "If You Are Easily Offended DO NOT CLICK HERE!!!" Then at least I would have had some warning. I seriously can't believe I'm saying this but ever since that night you went to his show it seems like his career is over. I don't know if it's a coincidence or what but I do think that it was ONE battle that you have won. One out of many which makes him even more of a LOSER. Sorry Criss Angel mind FREAK!!!!!!!!



  32. 32

    I don't understand why this douche is still relevent in vegas entertainment.. his show is horrible, every single critic has savaged his show. Yet this jerkoff gets a wax figure?? Hopefully MGM will put his show out of misery!



  33. 33

    This guy is awful… don't waste an hour of your life seeing him.. save it and save your money too…I can't believe they wasted money making a wax figure of him.. unless parents want to bring their kids there and show what a douchbag is, there is no reason for him to be immortalized in wax.



  34. 34

    Chris - you don't look happy with your replica. Have them re-do the
    face on the replica of you. The face looks lost and on drugs.

    Make them do it but be very gracious about it.
    The face on the statue has to go.lols



  35. 35

    douche



  36. 36

    The wax figure looks like Brett Michaels actually.

  37. R3LS says – reply to this


    37

    Ew.



  38. 38

    LOL



  39. 39

    Why is this gossip?



  40. 40

    what a creep.



  41. 41

    OK NOW WHAT?



  42. 42

    uno your a dumbass two ur a fucking idiot and three criss angel is not a douchebag he is very kind and he does not smell bad ….and he could kick your ugly fat ass any day of the fucking week so go suck an egg u ugly bitch and his names christopher sarantakos dumb fucks im so sick of all you sheepeople the only reason you dont like him is becuz hes better than each and every fucking one of you in every single fucking way hell he could probably run this fucking website better than perez fuckwad

  43. Typh says – reply to this


    43

    Re: meezermom
    Sorry.
    Knocked the wind outta me for a sec.
    Not the kind of fire you'd want to roast a marshmallow over I decided.



  44. 44

    Re: loyalyummyumm – UR SO RIGHT!!!! Mostly everyone on this board are just dumb asses! Criss IS super nice and kind! Everyone is just jealous cause they can't be half as cool as Criss. :D



  45. 45

    I saw him on t.v. doing magic when I was a teenager. He's not cool, he's NOT hot, and he's now a sell-out. Aaaack!

  46. Typh says – reply to this


    46

    Re: LoyalJackie
    ouch!
    knocked the wind outta me, AGAIN!
    Maybe he is but he needs an image check. STAT.



  47. 47

    yay, another douche with man-bangs and guy-liner. great, now theres two !! well at least now he can really kiss his own ass and makeout with himself.



  48. 48

    Perez why do you hate Criss so much? he is so hot, even the wax version of him is lol ;) . As much as I like Criss I do have to say one thing, what he did at his show, calling out Perez like that was so wrong. Those people were there to see a show, not hear Criss call someone a douche. Anyway I still love Criss Angel and I'm not ashamed to admit it.



  49. 49

    I love Criss Angel..! I think his wax statue is great too! Sexy, but not quite as sexy as Criss himself;)..

    I don't know why you don't like him, but I fancy Criss Angel quite alot!



  50. 50

    rofl if you look at the real chris, then the wax one behind him… they gave the wax one a nose job.



  51. 51

    ^^ But not really…