Completely Gratuitous

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   SEXYCDN21 says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   YEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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   fercho.a.m.. says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   HOT

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   Long Dong Connery says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   NEXT

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   KLDizzle says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   at first glance this kinda looks very ricky martin

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   Sorta?

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   Homo………

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   well, somebody's been working out

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   wow. i don't like the guy either - but, damn.

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   He's always hot!

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    STILL NASTY. his douchey personality > countless hours at the gym

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    He's got Gay face goin on!

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    lick it and stick it.

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    loopit says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    can you please update us on the Pattinson situation in Cannes? Who the f… is Erika Dutra? And where is Kristen Stewart?

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    Low says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He is a pit face loser who steals jokes from CK Lewis.

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    Working out is not a substitute for having talent. Sorry.

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    johnboy79 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I thought he was HOT before, but this takes it to another level…Damn!

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    could be worse

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    yeah, except for his face…

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    ScottsGirl says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Very very nice. Yummy indeed.

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    Damn hes' hot but I didn't know his arms were that hairy….He 's a mans man no doubt otherwise he would be waxing like all you dumb ass metros.

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    Is it just me or his torso looks like of an alien. His cleavage looks weird. Maybe because in this pic he has one. Hope his dick is not that size though. I do agree his face looks gay. Hopefully he took better pics.

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    demos987 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    what do u mean..KIND of hot. what about SCORCHING HOT!!!!!!

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    Rambova says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Kinda, sorta yeah!

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    dbabygirl81 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    why do so many people hate him? his last comic show was hilarious and damn he looks good in this pic.

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    Wow. Break me off a piece of that.

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    ewww yeah i was thinking ricky martin too, but this Neanderthal cokehead is much, much grosser

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    Re: codabearskii – I'll give ya a piece………. LOL

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    Club80 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Hot pic. The guy just ain't funny, though.

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    Finally worth doing, , , , , , if he'd keep his mouth shut. This is proof, beauty is only skin deep.

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    Lindik says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Always thought he was a hottie…. and this proves it. Nice post Perez.

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    Re: Low – his name is LOUISCK..if you are going to be indignant please spell it right or you have no case!! but anyways…DAMN DANE LOOKING MIGHTY FINE!!!!

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    I don't give a fuck what he looks like all airbrushed in a magazine, he is a talentless, joke-stealing douchebag HACK. Plus, if you're going to steal jokes, at least do them well.

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    pshhh… dane is always hot. none of this kinda sorta business.
    as for the rest of you homely stupid people for thinking he is of this kinda sorta category… good for you. Keep all the ugly ones for yourself, leave the hotties to the rest of the world who are more deserving.

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    yummers!!! wish i could rub my body up and down his…just one time. i would even let him stick the head in…just a little!

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    looking good

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    THIS ONE IS THE REAL FAG OF THEM ALL. I JUST DON'T BUY HIS MASCULINITY IF HE EVER EXHIBITED IT, I NEVER SEEN IT. "BITCH IS A FULL-FLEDGED HOMO."

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    Re: dbabygirl81 –
    i was thinking the same thing. i think he's funny…especially the peanut butter smack down!!

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    hahah! Kinda!

    Try more than kinda!

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    Wow, He's funny, rich, intelligent, fit….he's peaking!

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    I love Dane Cook! I think he's hilarious! And I gotta say, I think I need a cold shower after seeing that. He's so f-cking hot! I would do dirty disgusting things with him…….

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    I would make love to him…

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    oohh. sexy.

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    OuterSpace says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    jeez. ps sucks that he shaved his chest

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    Common Sense says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Dane Cook is vile. Not being funny, yet thinking you are, is not sexy.

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    DAMN!!!

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    perezsphatgurl says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    call me crazy, while he looks hot, i kinda perfer him with a lil meat on his bones.

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    YEA TOO BAD HE'S AN UNFUNNY SARCASTIC ASSHOLE!! NEEDS ACTING SKILLZ BAD ON TOP.. NOT THAT IT MATTERS TO GAYBOY PEREZ.

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    he's sexy!

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    Wow.. didn't realize he had a body like that. Must be working out a lot!! Looks great Dane!! woohoo!

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    dane cook is RIPPED!!!!! i love him!!!

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    HisDruidess says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    This is exactly why I hate Dane Cook. Be a comedian goddamnit.

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    sareee says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    how can u classify dane cook in the z list

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    bisquitcase says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    RAPE MEEEEEEEE!! I LOVVE IT BLOODY UP THE ASS OR UNTIL MY BALLS ARE BLEEDING!!

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    MBitch says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    OMFG. I just saw him in concert a couple weeks ago and I don't remember him looking like THIS. :O Then again, we had shitty seats. But damn, looking good, Cook.

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    Holy shit, who knew?? HOT

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    cfreez says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Kinda hot..that's caliente!

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    xochristina says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    damnnnn.
    i love love love love dane cook =]]]

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    HE LOOKS LIKE DANE COOK.

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    metalxxx says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    that man is brilliant.
    and sexy as fuck

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    Since when does Dane Cook look like this?

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    monkeyjena says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    OH SHIT IT IS DANE COOK.

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    monkeyjena says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: KLDizzle – TRUE.

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    monkeyjena says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    YEAH HE COULD GET IT.

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    18 carrots says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I've no idea who this guy is, never heard his name, but he is FABULOUS!

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    Slaters says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I have always thought he was an attractive man!! He's good looking and his personality makes you look over the minor flaws.

    Sincerely,

    Slater Granite

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    YUMMY

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    Hypnoticpoison says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    omg funny and sexy if he has an iq above 140 im locking him in a basement for breeding purposes.

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    I would SO hit that.

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    chillwiththat says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    why is he on the Z-list…

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    yumm (:

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    There is a god!

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    Omg!!!!!! yum!!

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    oh god.. that.. is disgusting. i hate this photo almost as much as i hate his comedy.

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    yum (:

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    Looks photo-shopped. His head doesn't seem to be sitting right on his shoulders.
    And he's got that "I'm gonna stalk ya!" look down to a tee!!

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    Love him! Hot as hell here!

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    Yeah, he looks pretty hot. Too bad he's just not very funny as a comedian. I like him as an actor though.

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    mmm mmm good

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    DAYYYUUUMMMMMMMMMMM I LIKEY!!!!!

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    it almost looks like they photoshopped in dane's face on someone else's body. his head looks weird on that body.

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    yeah he looks pretty sexy.

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    Dane Cook looking gorgeous as always. And all you people who say he has no talent…you can't honestly tell me that you have watched a full dose of his comedy and not laughed. that's freaking impossible…if you can sit through two hours of his hilariousness and don't laugh just a little bit, you don't have a soul.

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    yummy!

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    WOW, wasn't expecting that.

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    cheap version of Ricky Martin!!!!

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    Re: Long Dong Connery – Homo or not, he looks 1000 times better than you, thats for sure, if u aint got nothing good to say dont say nothin at all. Thanks, now next.

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    No idea who he is but YUM. Would have been way hotter if he hadn't shaved his chest

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    Not hot.

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    Still can't stand him.

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    Kinda Hot Perez? Get your contact prescription checked! This is verrrryyy hott!

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    He is soooo untalented, poor guy…He remind me of Z actresses, they all pose naked to call for attention. What is this guy does anyway? He is not a comedian, he is not an actor…He should buy real estates to make money and leave the show business for good. Really.

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    Sooo weird, I was just at the ship and anchor pub with my friends and they thought this hot dude looked like dane cook and I thought that was sick coz he's ugly.. now seeing this pic, yeah I'd tap that

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    hey hilarious tooo! xD

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    i LOVE Dane Cook… i think he's genius and pretty damn hot

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    Kinda sorta hot?? Um are we all looking at the same picture? I don't even know who the hell he is but I had to leave a comment.

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    CAN WE SAY OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M WET NOW

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    Dane Cook can get the business in every which way….damn sexy :*

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    haters are awesome.

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    DAMN. and hes got a nice man booty.

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     YUMMI!!!