Completely Gratuitous

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Yes, that's really him!

Comedian Dane Cook looks kinda sorta hot in the new issue of Entertainment Weekly.]

Posted: May 24, 2009 at 9:00 am / Email this »

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TheQueenOfComments says – reply to this

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WTF?!?! Why is this under "Z List"?? Dane Cook is hilarious, and better than you'll ever be, Perez!! And, that's not even an exaggeration, cuz I know Dane hates girls that exaggerate. Haha. But, still fuck you, Perez.
imamoonchild says – reply to this

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that is the hottest picture on the internet!!!!
RaaDee says – reply to this

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Yum!!!!!!!!!!! Not only is he HILARIOUS He is also HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!!
Mister Nee says – reply to this

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What's up with his, uh, man tit or something or other? His left tit has a huge identation but his right one doesn't. That's not hot. That looks like an old man body. Haha, it's Pee-pop Dane!
obbie doobie! says – reply to this

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Re: eat_me_im_chocolate – OMG…he could stalk me ANYTIME!! even while I'm sitting taking a shit or changing my pad…no problem!!
taday says – reply to this

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OMG… jaw on the floor… when did he get so hot?!
Mythtern says – reply to this

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He kinda looks like the late Great Kevin Acoin in this pic….
commentwhore says – reply to this

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do me NOW
danceislife<3 says – reply to this

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mmmm mmmm mmmm he is just so… FINE!!!

i have always had a crush on hi,. and as you cna see….with good reason.

damn dane…damn!
cabrona_cassy says – reply to this

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Kinda sorta? Yeah, sorry he's not wearing eyeliner.
jaydeeay says – reply to this

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Here's some maxims to live by:

1. Never trust a handsome doctor - he's a hack. 2. Never give a buff comedian the time of day - he's a hack. Dane cook is an absolute talentless hack, with a roadkill face.
LolliBean says – reply to this

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HAWT !!! eerily resembles ricky martin tho
luscious712 says – reply to this

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wow, are you sure thats him??

anyway, hot or not, he makes me laugh so i love him anyway
CraziHo says – reply to this

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hello?
WHY DO YOU THINK I LIKED HIM??
Low says – reply to this

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Re: TayBaby – Excuse me for being dyslexic. It's not hard to figure out who I am referring to … of course you need half a brain. And I don't need a "case" it's VERY well know. Do you know how to google? I bet not……..
Low says – reply to this

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As for misspelling a name… So fucking what?? I know the story not the man…. Here is a link so you don't hurt that half a brain you have…
www. liveleak.com /view?i=246d5_4707
Low says – reply to this

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If you are not bright enough to figure it out… push the links together.
lamegan23 says – reply to this

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um just kinda sorta hot???? what picture are YOU looking at? I'm about to start humping my computer screen right now!
tashanzac says – reply to this

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kinda sorta hot????
WTF
Are you blind. That man ooozzeess hot!
I'm a virgin and I'd do him
lisalovesperez123456 says – reply to this

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Yum!
chocolatmocha says – reply to this

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nice bod
temptressmoon says – reply to this

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Ouch! I noticed something different about him during his stand-up "Isolated Incident" now I see he's been busy losing his gut …
FreshlySquozen says – reply to this

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Re: Low – Its Louis C.K.
terminally sane says – reply to this

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hes so hot buts hes not funny
scotsalothilton says – reply to this

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Fagela!
honey29211 says – reply to this

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Re: Low – sweetie did you mean louis CK…if you are going to spead lies at least get your facts straight
Lorimar says – reply to this

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mama mia. . . I've never like him but i think am gonna start changing my mind.
LoloLev says – reply to this

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Wow.
farandula says – reply to this

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HE( SHE ) DOES NOT LOOK LIKE THAT11 BELIEVE ME . HE IS GROSS , I LIVED IN the same BUILDING ON CRESCENT HEIGHTS … HE IS NOT CUTE AND CHUBBISH, AND A HOMOPHOBE… WE ALWAYS THOUGHT HE MIGHT BE A CLOSETED HOMO BECAUSE THE WAY HE BEHAVED , PLUS HE WAS A PIG …THAT IS WHY HE GOT BOOTED FROM THE BUiLDING.. THAT PHOTO IS SUPER RETOUCHED, AND THE PHOTOGRAPHER TONY IS A MASTER PHOTOSHOPPER ….
just an observation …
farandula says – reply to this

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not a real photo - she doesn,t look like that in person, this is like a ricky martin photo ..
Ebonics says – reply to this

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Smokin with a great sense of humor down to earth simple and laid back This dude fuckin rocks and Isolated incident is the shit!!!
myers1978 says – reply to this

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Dane Cook is kinda sorta ALWAYS hot (and funny, that's the perfect man, being both)
Snarky404 says – reply to this

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Gross
bitchmama31 says – reply to this

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Honestly, I really don't give a damn that he's not really funny. ( I mean, it is HILARIOUS, that he thinks he's funny though.) But HOT DAMN!!!! I just burst an ovary looking at this picture. ( It would be so hot to see some man on man action, him and Hugh Jackman playing an x-rated version of X-MEN UNITED, holy guacomole, and I'm a total hetero bitch.) Good God Almighty!!!!
Shewolf says – reply to this

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Hot torso…too bad it's attached to Dane Cook! I will never get that guy…and his humor is even less inspiring.
pherb80 says – reply to this

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Was the theme of the shoot "complete a-holes while wet". F%%$# him. Maybe if I yelled everytime I said something other d-bags would think Im funny too. Just one more thing to complete his total tool bag arsenal.
123bri says – reply to this

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if he shaved, you would all be able to see his nasty craters
helen2009 says – reply to this

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Niiiiiiiiiiiccccceeeeee!
chuckiidee says – reply to this

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wow