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"Man in ape costume tries to steal banana displays"

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Man in ape costume tries to steal banana displays

FOND DU LAC, Wis. – Police continue a fruitless search for a man wearing an ape costume who has attempted to steal foam banana displays from inside local gas stations. Capt. Steve Klein said Thursday someone donning an ape costume entered two gas stations Wednesday trying to steal the displays and police have received several calls about the suspect hanging around town.

While Klein acknowledges that the action may seem funny, they want to talk to the person behind the ape suit because they aren't sure what the suspect's motives are.

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50 comments to “Headline Of The Week Weak”

  1. 1

    Ughh, dont like her.

  2. 2

    maybe he's just hungry…
    btw-love her bag

  3. 3

    haha :)

  4. 4

    That don't make any sense…That's Madonna's daughter Lourdes

  5. 5

    LOL! Lourdes is very ape-y. Looks like her mustache has been trimmed down a little, though. Now to get some wax on those brows.

  6. 6

    This child MUST look like her father because she is really cute, unlike her Muglar! You'd think her mother would let her get that unibrow done by now! She has to be old enough….or are the rumors true??? She's jealous of how cute her daughter is because she's fugly?

  7. 7

    haha nice unibrow

  8. 8

    Lourdes looks like madonna as a child, its amazing what blonde dye and some eye brow plucking can achieve

  9. 9


  10. Jekka says – reply to this


    My sister has had that bag for the past three years. OLD!

  11. 11

    LOL…………. FTARD!!!!!!!!! whers's mommy????????

  12. 12

    Doesn't that guy (or girl) standing behind her look a bit like a super young Sean Penn, and of course she looks like her mom, weird…..

  13. 13

    sorry but that girl is just plain ole homely! if perez wasn't such a Madonna ass kisser, he'd say the same! mommy needs to hire a full time electrologists for her to keep the 'stache and unibrow under control!

  14. 14


  15. 15

    Isn't it Lourdes, Madonna's daughter, in the photo? She looks awful.

  16. 16

    Cute? I don't like this.

    Madge seems to tolerate if not like having bodygards (I think they're British), put their hands on her. I saw 2 pics where the same body guard had his hands on Madges waste….she didn't seem to mind at all.
    It has me wondering if British body guards put their hands on the Queen…oh right no-one touches the queen… Michelle Obama touched the queens shoulder to but it turned into a bad thing.

    Apparently Madge is not treated like a queen.lol

  17. 17

    p.s. I was commenting on the picture and not the article.lols

  18. 18

    Lourdes is a beautiful and very smart.

  19. 19

    OMG check her eyebrow!

  20. 20


  21. 21

    Ever heard of Remi Gaillard? It's already been done.

  22. 22

    I don't think it's cool to be picking on Lourdes like some of you have. She's still a KID and doesn't deserve you people saying nasty things like that. Pick on someone your own age.

  23. 23

    That pic of Madonna's hairy ass daughter is so fitting. Good job!

  24. 24

    Re: MaryLovesApples – I agree…. What has she done ?? Nothing !!!! She just happened 2 B a daughter of The Worlds most famous Woman….. So what that she doesn't have the *ideal* look… That is not you 2 decide !!!! She's very beautiful and looks wery much like both of her parents …. Get a life, your Bullies !!!

  25. 25

    do SOMETHING about her eyebrows. Madge will probably put a snatch gap in her teeth, too.

  26. 26

    Omegosh .. why does she still have one eyebrow ??

  27. 27

    Not a good picture of lil´Lourdes. Also, the unibrow has GOT to go!

  28. Typh says – reply to this


    Re: mom2boys
    Bag Art is by Warhol. Not sure if you can even get this now but super cute.

  29. 29

    I'm from FDL and check your site daily… I'm glad to see it on Perez…too bad it's for some crazy people that live here…

  30. 30

    Oh, poor Lourdes, you'd think Madonna would be able to afford an eyebrow wax.

  31. 31

    Re: Typh
    So do you know where I can find one of those bags? Online, google?

    In regards to the story: why were there displays of foam bananas at gas stations? Is that some kind of Wisconsin thing? Considering it's Wisconsin, should it be foam cheese?

  32. 32

    this girl natalie at my school has that bag!

  33. 33

    Perez, seriously… you need not show celebrities' children on your site.
    Leave them alone…you are becoming a sicko!!

  34. 34

    Stop exploiting Lola you sick fuck.

  35. Typh says – reply to this


    Re: mom2boys – I believe, and please don't quote the accuracy, is that it is a limited edition Paul Frank collection.
    It isn't within the past two years to be sure but they licensed Andy Warhols amazing impressions such as campbell soup, Marilyn, etc.
    I have three of these bags and have no idea but if you look up a combination you could probably find yourself some serious cute bags.
    I kind of have a passion for awesome pieces and have a rather large collection.
    Hope it helps!

  36. Typh says – reply to this


    I confirmed it because I hate giving bad information.
    This collection is circa 2005, Paul Frank for Andy Warhol, limited edition, It's Bananas.
    Sorry for sounding infomercial-ish.

  37. spam says – reply to this



  38. 38

    will someone please throw this poor girl some tweezers

  39. 39

    Re: Typh
    Thanks for the 411. I found the Banana one online in an ebay auction.

  40. 40

    Lourdes is so pretty! She did inherit her dad's height, and I think she is prettier than Madonna. Madonna used to be prettier before bleaching her hair and all the plastic surgery. I don't see what the pic has to do with the stupid article headline, but I don't care.

  41. 41

    CUTE?????? Get glasses - she looks like a fucking terrorist.

  42. Moron says – reply to this


    Man, stupid fucks really drive me nuts. She is a beautiful GIRL, not a grown, fat, retarded, stupid woman like all of you who are suggesting a girl should have her eyebrows waxed. Get a fucking life losers, and look yourself in the mirror. I'm sure waxing wouldn't help your cases!

  43. Typh says – reply to this


    Re: mom2boys – Glad I could help source it for you mom!

  44. 44

    Lourdes is Madonnas little latin mini-me….she is adorable.

  45. 45

    I love how Madonna's making a conscious decision not to wax her daughter's brows. If Lourdes was around when I was a kid maybe I wouldn't have fallen prey to the tweezers.

  46. 46


  47. 47

    maybe he wants to be the top Banana.

  48. 48

    Lourdes is such a beautiful young girl, she looks like a Madonna clone.

  49. 49

    I'm sure her and her mother sit around praising and listening to The Velvet Underground & Nico on a daily basis. Such fucking posers

  50. 50

    Yeah. That girl needs to be tamed!
    She must get a lot of shit at school… Poor thing.