Jessica Biel Sucks At Singing

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Jessica Biel lent her voice to the soundtrack for her latest film, Easy Virtue, singing the classic song Mad about the Boy.

Take it back, please!!!!!!!!

We've heard enough of your warbling, raspy voice for a lifetime!

And this is the girl who just landed a role in a production of the musical Guys and Dolls???

Check out Biel's "singing" above.

Thoughts????

Posted: May 25, 2009 at 12:45 pm / Email this »

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376 comments to “Jessica Biel Sucks At Singing”

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The Mancunian Candidate says – reply to this

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easy virtue was out ages ago…
shes not a bad singer, shes just a very musical-ly stage school type singer though not strong enough to be a proper musical star. she definitely shouldnt go into pop though
Alice Wonderland says – reply to this

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She sounds fine. I don't like that kind of music but her voice is okay.
xcalibur says – reply to this

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NO DIFFERENT THAN ANY NON-SINGER TODAY. SOUNDS LIKE A TYPICAL AI FINALIST. IS THAT A SURPRISE MARIO?
denelle15 says – reply to this

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i think she's quite good… i have no idea why you would trash this other than a personal vendetta towards her, because i would say this performance is definitely strong enough to merit being in the movie.
AnnaVita says – reply to this

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Its not that bad. I've heard worse.
felelle says – reply to this

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I think she is quite good 100 times better than brooke hogan who really suck!!
televators says – reply to this

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so you like britney but you dont like her voice? I've heard worse
Savii says – reply to this

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She's not bad at singing Mario. But i still don't give a fuck about this broad.
Sharmell says – reply to this

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I don't think she's bad….she is just trying to sound like the era the movie was from!
Nectar says – reply to this

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I think she sounds great! Let's hear you sing Perez!
PFF says – reply to this

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Well, she can sing. You jealous fat fuck.
Mylittlewitch says – reply to this

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Sounds pretty good to me. hmmm….must be jealous Perez.
nicolenjessica says – reply to this

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SHE'S SOUNDS GREAT! VERY SEXY! YOU GO GIRL!
JASMIN22 says – reply to this

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SHE SOUNDS GOOD !!! BETTER THAN SCARLETT JOHANSSONS GOAT_SINGING!!
Pinksoda says – reply to this

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not bad actually!
peachtree says – reply to this

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Yep, she's singing. Nothing wrong with it. Good voice. Not great, but good.
shalalala says – reply to this

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You know Perez, I think it's ridiculous that since you hate her so much, you automatically don't like her singing. I mean, she's no Etta James or anything, but she has a nice voice, and didn't do too shabby.
Hollie says – reply to this

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I think she sounds good!
evolve_evolve says – reply to this

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perez clearly you're deaf. There was nothing wrong with her singing whatsoever.
meezermom says – reply to this

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Jessica Biel sucks at singing? Jessica Beil just plain sucks!
JASMIN22 says – reply to this

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she souns GOOD !! Better Than SCARLETT JOHANSONS GOAT_VOICE !!!
Adele46055 says – reply to this

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Even though I am not a fan of Jessica because I always think she looks like a sour puss, I have to admit the girl can sing. Perez obviously doesnt like her either for whatever reason and is just hating her voice just to hate, but she CAN sing, props to her
sjflick says – reply to this

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It didn't seem bad to me.
Angelica18 says – reply to this

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she's not bad
XOXOgospgrl says – reply to this

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suuuuuuuuuuuucksssssssssz….stick to what you do best hunny…oh wait, you suck at acting too!
givepeaceachance says – reply to this

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can't stand her.
ela05 says – reply to this

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shes horrible, I'm not a fan at all
Madonna the great says – reply to this

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well she sings better than shitney
Suzzapalooza says – reply to this

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she sounds good to me
Lene says – reply to this

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I thought it was good. Stop being a hater for no reason, Perez!
Thescrutinizer says – reply to this

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Wow … it's great. I don't understand why so many rag on her. She may have her moments of pretty and down right ugly … but for the most part she has a rockin body, she's a pretty good actress AND I really like the way she's singing this tune. Now can she do other types of music … who knows … but this broadwayish Chicagoish kind of tune is nice!
ruin_sorbeez says – reply to this

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Are you serious??? Jeeeezzzzoss Perez you are snippy when you don't like someone. She does a pretty damn fine job considering. She may never make a diva…but aren't there a few too many of those anyway?????
DeadlyNightshade says – reply to this

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ok this attack against Biel is now past ridiculous. what's your fucking problem Perez ? Is she stealing boys from you ?
AngryTahms says – reply to this

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She sings a million times better than that old hag you worship, Madonna.
Ghadir says – reply to this

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she actually sounded pretty good. hater
XCilla says – reply to this

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Not bad, her voice sounds ok to me
htownboy says – reply to this

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*rolls eyes* actors and actresses should not sing. their job is to act. not sing. have you ever heard of a lawyer/cable guy? no. they are 2 different jobs. singers shouldnt act either. pick one thing and stick with it.
MattBailey217 says – reply to this

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Her singing isn't really that bad. What exactly do you have against this woman?
Adele46055 says – reply to this

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Dont like her but she CAN sing
sfaguy says – reply to this

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Perez, why are you always hating on J.B. Are you jealous?
twistedviridiana says – reply to this

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She had a couple weird notes but other than that her singing was perfect for the era of the movie. She wasn't bad at all Perez! Stop hating so much on her.
SJourney says – reply to this

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It's average. Enough to carry a tune. Enough to not sound like a cat dying. So it works. They didn't ask her to do a Whitney Houston song, so she's well within her range.
woobie says – reply to this

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i thought it was good
Shuggafoot says – reply to this

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She sounds good, Perez. Leave her alone.
theamericanidol says – reply to this

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I thought it was bad at all…Actually kind of good.
elsie72377 says – reply to this

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She seems like a natural singer and she is on key which is more than I can say for Britney and Scarlett.
Britany says – reply to this

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Not a fan of Jessica Biel, but the singing isn't all that bad. Could be something more like Lindsay Lohan's!!!
St00p!d is as St00p!d does says – reply to this

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If she sucks at singing and you suck at maturity mayeb you two can get together and make some kids who suck at life?

Leave her alone asshole. She's way more talented and puuurdy than you will ever be Photoshop retouching included!
lala land bitch says – reply to this

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Once again, your opinion is way off Douche Bag Mario. Jessica actually sounds great. A lot better than Scarlet and a million times better than Heidi Montag who you have stuck far up your disgusting ass. Thank you for demonstrating once again how jealous you are of people with actual talent. You're hateful, spiteful, queen who is a poor reflection of the gay community.
LiveItLoveItKC says – reply to this

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She's not that bad! Geeze Perez. Wayyy better than Brooke Hogan.
Leaderboard says – reply to this

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Perez hates straight people.
Madonna ciccone says – reply to this

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LLL
misskeli says – reply to this

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I think she has a really pretty voice, actually….
Somewhither says – reply to this

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I think her voice is perfectly lovely, and well-suited to the song. I used to check this site regularly but now I rarely come here because you seem to get more and more needlessly critical, and your fan base seems to drop IQ points by the day, as demonstrated by some of the commentary I've seen. Jessica Biel is not my favourite actress, or celebrity personality, but I've seen far worse talents press their lips to a microphone.
Spaznatic_female says – reply to this

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Thats how youre suppose to sing that song…Its a lounge song.
Do I think she has the best voice? no. Do stars comments on how hard it is for them because theyre so friggin beautiful get on my nerves? Well of course….Lets beat them with a tree branch and see if it makes it all better.
ingthing says – reply to this

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Her singing isn't half bad. It's just plain and boring, that's the problem.
feigleyrules says – reply to this

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Like to hear Perez hit those notes. She did just fine, especially for that kind of song and the genre in general. Perez just targets certain people and rips them no matter how they sound. Personally, I like Jessica Biel and wish Perez would leave her alone. Actually, I wish he'd leave everyone alone and just report the gossip, without having to comment on their sexual orientation, religion, personality, etc.
annielovesfred says – reply to this

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It's not THAT bad. You just don't like her. Me neither!
Madonna ciccone says – reply to this

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Re: AngryTahms – NO ASSHOLE SHE SINGS BETTER THAN SHITNEY.MADONNA IS NOT ABOUT HER VOICE ITS ABOUT HER HUGE PERFORMANCES ASSHOLE.U SHOULD KNOW THAT.A GOOD ARTIST LIKE HER ITS ALL ABOUT THE SHOW AND ACTUALLY MADONNA SINGS BETTER NOW THAN BEFORE
stophating09 says – reply to this

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Not that bad …

So sad she left 7th Heaven
Madonna ciccone says – reply to this

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Re: AngryTahms – SHE IS FRIEND OF MADONNA ACTUALLY AND MAONNA IS NOT OLD
TrendyRichBtch says – reply to this

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I think she sounds GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gossipmama says – reply to this

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I listened just to hear her suck! But she didn't! Don't hate just for the sake of hatin'! You're better than that. Don't lose your credibility.
rachelinala says – reply to this

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it's not HORRIBLE. but it's not something she should keep doing either.

if she dumped her douchebag boyfriend justin, people would like her a lot more

maybe she could learn to smile
Kdizzlle says – reply to this

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You can always tell when you are hating on someone, cause you will bash them for EVERYTHING, even if they don't deserve it! I think she sounded really good!
proloz32 says – reply to this

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I too thought she had a really wonderful voice. Seems like anymore that the only singer Perez does like is Lady Puke up. She's SO over rated by the way.
Sportyraven says – reply to this

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her voice is less annoying than Perez's

I think she sounds fine, definitely not a "great" singer but doesn't sound as painful as the article describes it.
littlelady45 says – reply to this

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I thought she was decent… not amazing but not completely unfortunate.
Madonna ciccone says – reply to this

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she is prettier than shitney
EmmiLou says – reply to this

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I think she sounded lovely. I never knew she has such a beautiful voice. It's very respectable.
twixxx says – reply to this

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It's not as bad as you say it is, Perez.
Or are you just a pathetically jealous ghost writer?
rachelinala says – reply to this

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lol….just reading all the comments and everyone seems to disagree w/you perez

then again…..you worship lady gaga & KATY PERRY……..please….watch a katy perry concert and tell me she can sing

wtf? and susan boyle trashing? and adam lambert trashing???

you obviously aren't getting any……you have been super pissy lately
covadonga says – reply to this

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I love it!!! she actually sings..!
Madonna ciccone says – reply to this

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Re: meezermom – u suck
Violet Virgo says – reply to this

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Mario, your ears must be filled with man juice (just like Meg Griffin's) She sings beautifully…100 times better than lady gag gag.
brad9teen says – reply to this

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THIS WAS BEAUTIFUL! SHE SINGS BETTER THAN HALF THE POP STARS OUT THERE! RIHANNA, BRITNEY, CIARA, MADONNA, ETC. AND BETTER THAN HALF OF THE AMERICAN IDOL FINALISTS..
gennybaby says – reply to this

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she can sing. brooke hoogan is a million times worst
wkbzns says – reply to this

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She's actually pretty good. You're forgiven though…it's hard to hear real talent when you've got your face stuffed up Lady GaGa's ass.
Kissa6669 says – reply to this

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better than horribly false singing Scarlett Johansson. She might have some hearing but still she has no good singing voice. Squeeky.
DALE says – reply to this

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1000x better than katy perry.
VioletMars says – reply to this

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sounds good to me. her voice fits that era. but looks like she is lip syncing. probably a lot of editing!
justtfax says – reply to this

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okay, Mario, take the hate plugs out of your ears. AS USUAL. I did not like the song, but she is okay as a singer. Jessica has either dissed you once and you get a constant hard on for Justin. You have to give up what you are supposed to be doing-you are no-where near fair anymore. you are a racist, bigot towards woman.
perezhater says – reply to this

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I thought she was good!!!!!!!!!!
DALE says – reply to this

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@64 Hilton doesn't have credibility. He ALWAY'S plays favorites. He's a douche!
Madonna ciccone says – reply to this

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net
Madonna ciccone says – reply to this

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lady gaga sucks and jessica is friend of madonna so im on jessica side
hildufflove says – reply to this

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She can definitely sing, you probably just don't like this genre of music.
musicfan says – reply to this

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She's pretty good (and I'm no Jessica Biel fan). I can't imagine her as a singer on the radio..but for theater and film she's fine. Oh wait..half the singers on the radio can't sing well enough for radio OR theater or film..so she's ahead of the game. Should've known Perez was just hatin' again.
cookies. says – reply to this

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I've listened and enjoyed every second of it !
pinkbarbie says – reply to this

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She can't sing for shit. She is just kinda talking/singing. Like J.Lo. This has obviously been played with to sound like she can sing…and it still sounds awful. She should just stop.
meleah says – reply to this

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BLAH, she is awful. Get over yourself
TerrificallySane says – reply to this

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she's not bad. perez, you ust don't like her. that much is clear. you can be such an ass!
Hathor says – reply to this

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She sounds great.. She has a very strong voice.
Madonna ciccone says – reply to this

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better than gaga and shitney but not better of madonna of course.see a video of madonna singing you must love me in argentina.amazing
Haagen-Dazs says – reply to this

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Porkez, why do you hate Jessica so much?. This was pretty nice.
daphnegh says – reply to this

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lol perezzle you just hate her for some unknown reason. it wasnt bad and if it was dita von teese you would have thought it perezious
skaboosh5767 says – reply to this

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shes not that bad actually. kinda monotone at times but overall its ok
love me tender says – reply to this

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I like it. Actually, I like it a lot.
ilonarose says – reply to this

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Blame her parents….Girl is FULL of herself…So sad, but good for the lol's.
xox, ilona rose
shopping2009 says – reply to this

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