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Jessica Biel Sucks At Singing

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Jessica Biel lent her voice to the soundtrack for her latest film, Easy Virtue, singing the classic song Mad about the Boy.

Take it back, please!!!!!!!!

We've heard enough of your warbling, raspy voice for a lifetime!

And this is the girl who just landed a role in a production of the musical Guys and Dolls???

Check out Biel's "singing" above.

Thoughts????

    Posted: May 25, 2009 at 12:45 pm / Email this  »
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    1. 301

      im not a fan personally. of her singing or her acting, but to each his own. she should not try her hand at professional singing (going into pop music, releasing a CD…) leave that to your boyfriend, jessica.



    2. 302

      She sounds good enough, but she should stick with acting anyway and let the real singers sing!



    3. 303

      pretty sure she sounds decent! i'm quite surprised actually.



    4. 304

      I thought she sounded good! Who was Perez listening too?



    5. 305

      she's not that bad…



    6. 306

      she's ok



    7. 307

      sorry mario, i liked it. don't know why you be hating her so much, but i don't have a problem with her. doing okay for being still a youngster. gotta give her that.



    8. 308

      that video was added OCTOBER 2008 … uh… perez… that was like a looong time ago! haha… oh well… yeah she isn't too good of a singer but i've seen worse! (uh amy winehouse for one! hahaha)



    9. 309

      really good voice - really good. : )



    10. 310

      Perez Hilton Sucks At Listening



    11. 311

      get over it!



    12. 312

      I really didn't think it was that bad def sounds like a voice you would hear in a musical



    13. 313

      WTF dude. Why do you hate on her so much? Did she steal Timberdick from you or something? Because bebe you sure are jealous

    14. Regan says – reply to this


      314

      Well…as much as I hate it, she certainly did NOT suck! she has a perfectly passable musical theatre voice. I wouldn't want to hear her sing pop or anything but for what that was and for her upcoming Guys and Dolls gig, she is not embarassing herself.



    15. 315

      She actually sounds good for the era and genre that she is singing.

      She couldn't sing pop this way, but who knows how flexible she is if she chose to go that direction. Point is…THIS isn't supposed to be pop. She hit the nail on the head with this one. Sorry Perez.

      And WAY better than ANYTHING Scarjo barfed up.

    16. Ty20 says – reply to this


      316

      While ur usually spot on with the musically talented individuals…u might have missed on this one. She's actually a pretty good singer. It's an old classic song…it sounds very similar to the original. Is she a beyonce? No. Is she going to sell millions of records and sell out the staples center? Probably not, but she really is a decent singer.



    17. 317

      She was GREAT. I'd like to hear you sing Mario



    18. 318

      I think she's actually a decent singer. She a lot better than Heidi Montag and Scarlett Johansson.



    19. 319

      Perez, I love ya , and agree with you about not enjoying Jessica Biel, she is stuck up and frankly , not the best actress in the world, but just because we don't like HER, doesn't mean we have to think EVERYTHING she does sucks.
      I listened to her sing, thinkg she was going to suck , especially because of what you said, but honestly she is not bad at all.
      She was in tune, and I heard no warbly , raspyness.
      She sounds more like "broadway" type, and there is nothing wrong with that. I was surprised at the strength of heer voice and the fact that she was able to "belt it out" a little.
      Still don't like her, but i will admit she is not horrible at singing.

      You gotta not be biased when it comes to things. Watch and listen first , then determine your opinion Perez!



    20. 320

      she sounds great. better than average.



    21. 321

      I'm definately not a fan of her but she was actually fairly good. You just have it in for the girl Perez, just like you have it in for Miley and Vanessa Hudgens. Get a life retard.

    22. Lidda says – reply to this


      322

      I think she sounds really good. She's not a singer Perez. Why do you hate her so much? She's absolutely gorgeous and very talented. Jealous much????



    23. 323

      I think she sounds ok. There are many other artists that suck completely and use electronics to cover the sound of their crappy voices….Ashlee Simson anyone?



    24. 324

      she has the right kind of voice for this kind of music…very nice



    25. 325

      haha yeh take it back! even after being in a damn studio it still sounds flat…. BRITNEY SPEARS CAN DO BETTER!!! Stick to acting gal I say



    26. 326

      Well she's pissed you off for some reason… e.g. she's pretty, successful, and goes out with J.T. because there is absolutely nothing wrong with her singing..And to call it raspy warbling shows what a spiteful little poof you really are..You embarass your self at times with your jealousy…



    27. 327

      I don't like the girl, but with that trashing I was expecting worse than Scarlett Johansen! And clearly it was not as bad at all!
      I guess she can sing, not my kind of music, but I found her voice boring. But absolutely not horrible and painful. (as I really thought scar-jo's was!)



    28. 328

      Thanks for posting this - she sounds great! Well done, Jessica!



    29. 329

      I quite enjoyed that. She's beautiful and sounds great. she looks dazzling in that movie too, what with the blonde hair and that body and all. Quit your bitching.



    30. 330

      She doesn't sound that bad….just like a singer in a play or something…nothing modern….I still don't get how she thinks her beauty keeps her from getting movies….GAG



    31. 331

      She doesn't sound bad at all, certainly a lot better than Britney Spears.



    32. 332

      Very nice! Her voic is beautiful!.. jazzy, classical type.
      Much better than a lot of the so-called "american superstars" that's out there today..



    33. 333

      As a trained classical singer with a Bachelor of Music degree, I really don't think she is that bad Perez? I mean, she definitely sounds a little moanie…sliding isn't a good thing to do as singer…but her voice itself. Not a bad instrument?



    34. 334

      I thought she was really good!

      Very classy :)



    35. 335

      wtf, perez? stop hating. she is beautiful and she sounds great! go, jessica!



    36. 336

      I think its not that bad, Perez you're just giving ppl reason to like her instead. Now she's glorious compared to that retard Scarlett HOhannson



    37. 337

      I think it will work ot for musicals but she really shouldn't record a pop album or anything.



    38. 338

      LOL, oh come ON 'Perez'. She is good and you know it. She said people don't give her a chance at auditioning, but she never said it was because she is too pretty, so what the hell is the matter with you?? Such a drama starter…maybe you should go find a boyfriend??? You sound lonely and angry??? You just need to relax….



    39. 339

      She's OK.



    40. 340

      WOW! PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!



    41. 341

      I actually think she sounds really good.
      She's got a strong voice.



    42. 342

      Perez, AKA Mario the A-hole. The only sound you like is when you pull you dick out of someones ass and is sounds like DADDY.



    43. 343

      she really isn't that bad…i'd rather listen to her as a crossover then most of the little singer/actress kids putting out music right now…



    44. 344

      The fact that 99% of the comments posted are overwhelmingly positive speaks volumes about Perez's overly harsh critique. And once again because she's dating someone Perez has a crush on, she'll never be able to do anything right in his eyes.



    45. 345

      I think she sounds very good! I was actually surprised. Perez and the others who are trashing her singing are either deaf or they just don't like her so they can't be nice and give credit where credit is due.



    46. 346

      why u hating? she sounds better than most "singers" these days



    47. 347

      I SWEAR PEREZ, U JUST TALK SHIT FOR THE SAKE OF TALKING SHIT, DON'T YOU? AS MUCH AS I DON'T CARE EITHER WAY ABOUT HER AND HER NOT SO SPECIAL ACTING, SHE'S A PRETTY GOOD SINGER. MAYBE SHE SHOULD PURSUE THIS INSTEAD OF ACTING.



    48. 348

      Her voice isn't bad at all…..at least she doesn't have a "studio voice" like most singers. I hope to hear more songs from her since this one didn't really fit her. =)



    49. 349

      I actually hate Jessica Biel, and I think that was pretty good. She's a better singer than actor, that's for sure. She's very musical theater and I think she'll be perfect for "Guys & Dolls."



    50. 350

      I think she's ok….I mean she's not making a CD like the rest of these dushe-bags who act then TRY to make an album!



    51. 351

      she sings good… and her voice matches that kind of music



    52. 352

      Who cares if she cant sing, her ass makes up for it all.



    53. 353

      her voice is fine?
      its like a more classic type of voice
      not super star singing



    54. 354

      she has a really good voice…



    55. 355

      that was nice. Perez you are weak in the wrist and the brain



    56. 356

      Re: pinkbarbie –

      Thank you. All these "OMG SHE CAN SING" idiots are just deaf as hell.
      And to say she can sing better than Britney or Madonna?
      Please. Britney might lip sync but people need to look at her old videos where she's singing live, she has a nice voice. And Madonna too.



    57. 357

      GOD DAMN that first note was HORRENDOUS. ANd this is a RECORDING after they fixed it up. Bitch can't sing. Get real.



    58. 358

      Re: missbhaving – You lost all creds with your posts you should get a hearing aid if you think Brit and Madonna sound better than Jessica…please!!!



    59. 359

      Meh, okay.

      Average, and a bit plain, but not bad.



    60. 360

      She's good… What the fuck are you talking about?



    61. 361

      she's not even bad. she's pretty good!



    62. 362

      Based on that, she's not a bad singer. The genre calls for the breathy-talking type performance. I think if you gave her a top 40 song and mixed her in with other artists you wouldn't pick her out as the rotten egg.

      Don't hate on people's talents just because you don't care for them as a person. Considering how many young people just adopt your opinions for their own, you should be a bit more careful about how judgemental you are.

    63. j14 says – reply to this


      363

      I think she looks odd singing.. but close your eyes and listen to it.. ahhaah not bad!!



    64. 364

      Shut Up P!! That song is ok, not a top 40 or 20, but it fits the movie! Her voice is better than mine! And better than Brittany!



    65. 365

      i think it sounds pretty avarage yuck



    66. 366

      She's not terrible, but I'd like to hear what she sounds like without some editing.



    67. 367

      Great Voice, Classic sounding unlike ScarJO!!!



    68. 368

      so so



    69. 369

      Well, now we have to live with the "actress-singer fashion"! what can we do? They realized that sucks at acting so keep trying don´t fall in the bussines, so, if Britney can sing, ME TOO! She´s not bad at all, but, she has something that doesn´t fits her, i don´t know what it is but, between Jessica and Scarlet, i prefered Jess, she´s the less worse. ja! SLT I said something, i professional singer and hurts me hear her…sorry



    70. 370

      wow, i'm impressed.



    71. 371

      WHAT THE FUCK, MARIO?
      She's a good singer!

    72. AlexH says – reply to this


      372

      wow, shes a great singer, what do you mean she sucks? She's got a STrong voice !
      I personally love it



    73. 373

      She sounds beautifullll !!! i dont like her, but im not gonna lie… perez….

    74. lolli says – reply to this


      374

      OMFG PEREZ ARE YOU SERIOUS?! She sounds lovely, im actually surprised. I was expecting someone tone deaf, but she CAN sing. What can you do besides taking a 12 in monster in both holes and type?

    75. lolli says – reply to this


      375

      i dont even like jessica biel but she can sing. you really dont have an ear for music huh perez?



    76. 376

      i don't like her really, but her voice is still pretty good.

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