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Is This For Real?

Filed under: Brooke Hogan

Seems like the apples don't fall far from the tree, but this little one must have fallen head first onto a rock!

Brooke Hogan, daughter of Hulk Hogan, discusses why green apples are better than red ones in the video above, and we can only hope that she's high because there is no other reasonable explanation for this painfully awkward clip.

Maybe she's high from the paint fumes she inhaled while designing her spectacularly trashy airbrush cover art below.

Yes, she's really coming out with a new album. Yes, that's the artwork!

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175 comments to “Is This For Real?”

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  1. 1

    wha??



  2. 2

    eww gross



  3. 3

    How street art, gangster of her. Matches her "boyfriend".



  4. 4

    Get off the drugs now Brooke..Get off of it!!

    ****Watch all your favorite 80s music videos on defSpot com



  5. 5

    she is so high



  6. 6

    shes a dude



  7. 7

    She is right green apples are betterstoned or not but that cover art, I don't even know what to say it is very carnival art and I am waiting for the unicorn to show up, maybe a dragon in the back ground and or a castle with bad sparkles.



  8. 8

    You would think that if she got to choose the artwork she might have picked something where she doesn't look like a man.



  9. 9

    I WANT MY 5 MINUTES BACK. >:-/



  10. 10

    What the hell is that artwork? That is the album cover? That video is stupid. A complete waste of time



  11. 11

    Damn tranny. I wish an apple would fall on her head and crush her.



  12. 12

    lol no one's gonna wanna buy that album!!! the art work will scare them away lol



  13. 13

    I couldn't make it past one minute. I can't believe I even clicked on this.



  14. 14

    A. She's definitely on SOMETHING.
    B. That is the cheapest looking, most horribly awful cover I've ever seen. I especially love how even in 2d she is the most horrific shade of orange!



  15. 15

    Dumb tranny!



  16. 16

    Rehab. ASAP.



  17. 17

    wth



  18. 18

    lmao! oh good god!

  19. exBFF says – reply to this


    19

    sweet! i've been looking for something to paint on the hood of my 82 trans am. 19 more payments an that baby's mine…



  20. 20

    i like the art its pretty



  21. 21

    What an ass!



  22. 22

    That cover is too funny!



  23. 23

    that is the worst artwork i have seen in my life

  24. jeff says – reply to this


    24

    I always thought you were too hard on her, until now. I have never seen anyone so stupid in my whole life. She thinks shes hot. she thinks shes funny. She thinks she's interesting. If she isn't on drugs she really should be.



  25. 25

    I think awkward is definitely the right word for this …



  26. 26

    It's a metaphor. But yeah, the artwork is horrendous.



  27. 27

    She's a complete idiot. && her album artwork is so cheap and tacky.



  28. 28

    Pathetic… I don't understand how can anybody be so trashy and stupid at the same time.



  29. 29

    that one tit looks bigger than the other



  30. 30

    HULK HOGAN JR.



  31. 31

    awkward.



  32. 32

    Wow. You have to be high to mess around and be stupid just because?
    I do it all the time and have never been high :D
    Anyway, I don't think the artwork is bad. I like it ^_^



  33. 33

    oh dear



  34. 34

    WTF that cover is so cheap looking. well i guess its a reflection of her !



  35. 35

    I only made it to 1:26 and that was beyond painful. Why is she famous? Do guys really like she-males that are as dumb as a box of rocks? I seriously don't get who likes her.



  36. 36

    That artwork sucks monkey ballz.



  37. 37

    must be high



  38. 38

    ALL I SEE ARE RIBS! EW GROSS! MUSCLES AND RIBS DON'T GO TOGETHER DING DONG!



  39. 39

    That was painful, had to FF!



  40. 40

    Her "artwork" should be hung on the wall .. right beside the velvet Elvis.



  41. 41

    WTH??? HER ARTWORK SUCKS!!!
    if i were to judge by the cover, i would say that it's gonna be a shitty album with pathetically lame lyrics and ripped-off tunes.



  42. 42

    she looks like a manly goddess, SICK.



  43. 43

    you kidding me right?



  44. 44

    besides, what is she trying to show??? that she's an angel??? it's preposterous!! couldn't she have come up with something better??



  45. 45

    ..Fame is a bitch

  46. Typh says – reply to this


    46

    I am ashamed to say I tryed to watch 2 minutes of that.
    I want my two minutes BACK.



  47. 47

    I think the green apple vs red apple was a metaphor. Also, you know how when you are with your friends & something is REALLY funny & you try to explain it to other people & the humor gets lost….I think that's what happened with this video. She seems like a sweet girl. The artwork is awful though. It looks like something that was airbrushed at a flea market somewhere. The eyes are just weird. Hopefully she'll pick something else.



  48. 48

    The only excuse for a video like that is being on drugs. I don't think she is though, if she were it would surely be more interesting… She is a narcissist oddball. Nice whitetrash album cover, you think they'd make the fake tan around the face look less horrible.



  49. 49

    I don't think she's high…maybe had a shot of vodka or two lol. But that's okay cause she's grown and it's her choice either way.



  50. 50

    She is dumber than hulks cock.



  51. 51

    okk…. she get a nose job? or suttin



  52. 52

    She's just being silly…I still like her.



  53. 53

    ok i saw the video, and i gotta say: she's not even funny. IS SHE ON DRUGS?? i didn't get to see the whole video but did she really spent 6' 13” of her life talking about apples???



  54. 54

    She DEF smoked a joint…duh!



  55. 55

    I actually thought that was HILARIOUS. Come on guys, loosen up. I've never even given her a second glance in any regard whatsoever, but that was just a chick having some fun, who cares. We've all acted a goof, doesn't mean there's drugs involved. Geez, chill out.



  56. 56

    he he ha ha……. does she want her ribs to look like that?



  57. 57

    What the ever loving fuck was that?! It's not even awkward in a funny way, it's just awkward………….and a little sad.



  58. 58

    ALL SHE'S DOING IS TALKING ABOUT IS SUCKING COCK! WITH THE FORESKIN AND EVERYTHING LIKE THAT.RUBBING THE APPLE AGAINST HER TITS AND HOW SWEET THEY ARE.JUST RESENTLY SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT HER MOTHER DOING DRUGS.THATS LIKE THE POT (AND I USE THAT LOOSELY)CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK.I REALLY LIKED HER IN HER LAST VIDEO(INTERVIEW).BUT SHE IS DEFINITLY OUT THERE.GOOD LUCK!

  59. lor84 says – reply to this


    59

    I like her. She's funny- probably stoned, but funny either way.



  60. 60

    Why you talkin shit about your spokesperson for Prop 8: Day of Decision Rally?



  61. 61

    Yucky! It's like some crapy air paint artwork!!! I think she the one doing the drugs!



  62. 62

    Um thats not airbrushed….it was painted or drawn or done with an airbrush without a photo. And perez where do you have room to talk do you think you are as good looking as your cartoon. Hahhahahahahahahhahh Doubt it.

    Apples…I do hate red apples, but think she was high making this video. Go green.



  63. 63

    that was POINTLESS, but you can totally tell shes high. Have fun girl. live it up



  64. 64

    Not since a Molly Hatchet album cover which depicted the group as Viking-like hunters has such an out and out fantasy of an artist been portrayed! The old Creem Magazine actually showed a side by side of the group photo and then the artwork. It was hysterical since all the band members had beer guts and were as far from the ripped heroes of the album art as Brooke is from the whatever it is (an angel??) she is supposed to be on hers! This will no doubt go down as one of the shittiest album\CD covers in rock history!



  65. 65

    I hope to God she is high…



  66. 66

    Does anyone know why her album is called "THe Redemption?"



  67. 67

    She has to be high or something lol…. I think she is watching cartoons too you can hear them in the background!!!! lol



  68. 68

    that album cover is the tackiest most tasteless crap I have ever seen!



  69. 69

    she needs to hookup with Joaquin Phoenix.



  70. 70

    ew. her nails are nasty.

    and seriously red apples are the best.

    she's an idiot



  71. 71

    i think that "artwork" is a great representation of Brooke Hogan

    both are cheap looking / airbrushed / and trailer trash inspired

    a perfect match



  72. 72

    her album cover will look awesome when they put it on a mirror. then ya'll can win it at the fair.



  73. 73

    this has got to be a sick joke



  74. 74

    Can you say idiot three times fast?



  75. 75

    She is so not on drugs…She is just trying desperately to be funny and failing miserably. Plus she is a tad um how do I say this delicately? Dumb?
    OR she pretends to be?

    Either way she should never have posted this. She looks like an idiot.l



  76. 76

    This cover art looks more like Angelina Jolie than Brooke Hogan!



  77. 77

    She either has to be on something.. or she really is as stupid as she seems…

  78. R3LS says – reply to this


    78

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
    That is sooo fucking retarded.
    Personally, I like red apples, so shove that up your ass, Brooke Hogan!



  79. 79

    what a mf LOSER.



  80. 80

    this whole family is cracked out. its kinda sad.



  81. 81

    First of all…I've never been a hugh brooke hogan fan until now. I would love to be her friend…she is seriously amused by a green apple. Anyone who can make a 6 minute long video about an apple shows that they don't take themselves too seriously..and i like that. Okay, so maybe a couple doobies helped her amusement, either way, shes okay in my book. Secondly.. i almost wanna take back everything i just said about her after seeing this album cover. That my friends is something she should make a 6 minute video about. Instead of 'bringing sexy back' it can be named 'Ways to make sexy go away and never come back"



  82. 82

    She is cool, I like her.
    She needs to get rid of that wigger boyfriend of hers though.



  83. 83

    A quick HOLLA to Aquaphor and vicks cough syrup…My perfect saturday night combo.



  84. 84

    I love how shes spreading rumors about her mother being on drugs, and then puts this movie out. Which I spent 1 minute watching, until I heard enough of her saying the word "thick". She's either:
    A) High/intoxicated on something,
    B) Wants attention (fame whores like her crave attention no matter is being positive or negative).
    C) Both.

    And no, not all red apples tastes the same. There are plenty different kinds… Fuji, Gala, Red Delicious, Jonathan, McIntosh… Duh! Get it together girl! ;]



  85. 85

    AHAHAHAHA I love the album cover.



  86. 86

    Re: La VonneRe: Yellow Peeps – That's a negative, why insult Elvis so?



  87. 87

    she is horrible… absolutely horrible.



  88. 88

    lol seems like a publicity stunt . first the oj comment now this…are they writing a book or sumthin

    WWW.GPSUPDATE.NET



  89. 89

    she is obviously talking about her mother…



  90. 90

    omg seriously brooke hogan listen to me if you are reading this. DO NOT let that be your cover! DO NOT! You are gonna walk into a shit load of shit talkers and horrible things said about you. That cover is sooo cheeeesy. eeeek. its eally awful. please do not let that be your cover. stop your publishing company right now this second. It is really cheesball and you will never be taken seriously. you are very talented but people will not even look for that if that cover is presented to them.pleeeeaseeeee listen to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xoxoxoxo



  91. 91

    OH, SHE'S NOTHING BUT A LOW RENT SLUT, DREADING HER NEW RECORD AND VIDEO ALREADY…..

  92. MP says – reply to this


    92

    They should've airbrushed her ribs out of there. That's not attractive.



  93. 93

    Okay, I only watched 35 seconds of it… she's gotta be high as a kite.



  94. 94

    omg she is like a transvestite goddess.



  95. 95

    hopefully shes just being stupid and making a funny video cause shes bored…but her eyes like kinda weird!? i hope thats not her album cover ..nasty



  96. 96

    WTF????



  97. 97

    OK am i the ONLY one whos gunna say this chick seems real outgoing and cool? does EVERYONE have to bash her when shes only tryin to have some fun?

    u guys are losers and need to get over yourselves



  98. 98

    WOW high is not the word for it…wasted doesn't even come close..we need a new word for this….



  99. 99

    That artwork is just awful! Looks like camran Diaz's face on an intense body builders body and then lets add angel wings because we all know that truthfully resembles Brooke



  100. 100

    she has to be high to be putting so much thought into an APPLE..and to pick that tacky creepy ass artwork..

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