Is This For Real?

Filed under: Brooke Hogan

Seems like the apples don't fall far from the tree, but this little one must have fallen head first onto a rock!

Brooke Hogan, daughter of Hulk Hogan, discusses why green apples are better than red ones in the video above, and we can only hope that she's high because there is no other reasonable explanation for this painfully awkward clip.

Maybe she's high from the paint fumes she inhaled while designing her spectacularly trashy airbrush cover art below.

Yes, she's really coming out with a new album. Yes, that's the artwork!

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    Posted: May 26, 2009 at 8:30 pm / Email this  »

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    1. 101

      The cover art sux. She was funny but definitely high :D And I don't like apples much! Except for maybe the apple crisp at California Pizza Kitchen :D



    2. 102

      SHE IS DEF STONED!



    3. 103

      awful artwork!



    4. 104

      I wish I still got stupid high like that.. Not gonna lie



    5. 105

      Hey can't we get some equal rights for blonde reality T.V stars?! I say it's time for a rally! wah wah. I love how Perez preaches no hate and all of his homoanalytical psychobabble, however puts down most featured on his site. Forgive the hypocrit, it would be the honorable thing to do…however I'm sure all of you realize that if Brooke's youtube video had been PRO Prop 8, Perez would've done nothing but sing praise of the buxom blonde. Time to put your big girl panties on and get yourself some positive karma action going on…ya douche.



    6. 106

      Please! No more!!
      My eyes are BURNING!



    7. 107

      this is the most retarded video i've ever seen….i dont have anything against brooke hogan…don't love her either but if she isnt drunk or high off something in this then theres def. SOMETHING wrong with her.



    8. 108

      feel bad for her right now…:(



    9. 109

      well there's 6 minutes of my life i'll never get back. i'm pretty sure i lost brain cells just from watching this.



    10. 110

      Does anyone see how the wind drafting looks like her armpit is smelly haha



    11. 111

      artwork, gah that's awful…



    12. 112

      wow, she actually looks really pretty in this video. stop hatin' people.



    13. 113

      she looks like a cross eyed trany mess. seriously, she's been smokin' way too much of the hooch to allow that rank artwork on her album cover.



    14. 114

      …You don't think shes the green apple and Linda's the red apple? Much easier than callin your mom in public… the artwork leaves a little to be desired…but its her artwork so who cares! Private jokes like "apples" should always be kept private, otherwise they lose their humour!



    15. 115

      i don't know what you all are talking about. she is absolutely right…green apples are way better; anyone who has ever had a red apple and enjoyed it is a fool.



    16. 116

      HAHA! She's so cute! That's something me and my friends would do anytime of the day, whitout any substances in our bodies.

    17. VVR says – reply to this


      117

      oh god, brooke is such a cornball

    18. Catty says – reply to this


      118

      Her new album???? who's buying her records?? she sucks!



    19. 119

      tranny



    20. 120

      Is she like, 12?



    21. 121

      I think the artwork is absolutely perfect …. if it's going to be hanging on my mom's creepy ex-boyfriend's wall …. in 1981.

      Additional note - the super-white hair seems strangely appropriate - age appropriate that is. Is there any chance Brooke is actually Hulk's aunt? And am I correct in remembering that green apples are sometimes called Granny Smith apples? Hmm… now it's all making sense.



    22. 122

      I can't stand her …



    23. 123

      she WISHES she had that body!



    24. 124

      UGH she's such a fuckin dumbass. she's not pretty, she's not talented, nor is she anything special. maybe she should stay a stoner and go sit on a couch and never come out again!… HEY BROOKE THERE'S AN IDEA!!!!

      what a douche!



    25. 125

      Brooke Hogan is so gross. Just the sound of her chewing was bad enough but then she has to exploit herself and make herself sound/look like such a moron. Such low-class trash. YOU WILL NEVER BE A SUCCESSFUL MUSICIAN!!!!!!!!



    26. 126

      agreed,
      GREEN APPLES ARE AWSOME.

      red apples are gross
      >.>



    27. 127

      She's gross. Her voice sounds deep, like she's been using some of her dad's steroids and she's acting high, unless she thinks what she is saying is really funny, which would make her even more of an idiot than most people think. It looks like her Mom just scored another one. Linda Hogan 2, Brooke and Hulk 0



    28. 128

      REALLYYY????? SERIOUSLYYYYYY????????



    29. 129

      Ewww that painting is sooooo cheesy and 90's…. Ewwwww



    30. 130

      Ive gotta be honest and i dont want to say this but that cracked me up lol towards the end hahaha oh and she was CLEARLY stoned lol hes eyes were almost closed and she was rambling about apples lol



    31. 131

      great, there goes 6 minutes of my life, wasted. I think she may have had some (or a lot) of that cough syrup she was waving around.



    32. 132

      1. I cannot believe I just wasted 6 minutes of my life watching this

      2. who is she trying to fool with that cover??



    33. 133

      shes retarted.



    34. 134

      Two words: Vapid twat



    35. 135

      Re: DaniaX2012 – I agree with you. I thought it was pretty funny. You can tell people on this website don't know how to chill and have fun.



    36. 136

      Amazing, even that painting is dead behind the eyes….

      Does she realize this looks like a bad tattoo?

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      137

      there are no words.



    38. 138

      Um she's fuckin hirious and now I love her.



    39. 139

      Yeah-she DEF smoked a lil weed before THAT video. I'm sure that when I was 21 and had smoked a joint and IF I had made a freakin video, I would have looked as retarded as she did!! She is high! You should NOT get high and make a video like that - how stupid!!! Also- the artwork for album cover…WHAT???? WTF??!! It looks sooo white-trashy flea-markety!!! She (well, the whole family) has the worst taste!! You can't buy taste, I guess!! That artwork is classicly white-trash flea-market!!!



    40. 140

      It's true that some people are born without taste. She is filthy rich and still has no taste. I actually sort of like her (meaning I don't hate her) but she's pretty damn trashy.



    41. 141

      lmao i dnt think shes high man,she just looks bored n like shes eating shit. ppl do funny weird things when boredom hits



    42. 142

      what the fuck? does she really think she an angel or something? God if you hear me I dont want to go to heaven anymore!Please send me to hell were i could be with sexy bitches



    43. 143

      This bitch is such a has been, i wish she would disappear along with the rest of her family. F@#KING TRANNY



    44. 144

      I'm not watching the video but green apples ARE better than red apples.

      This was pretty common with my family. We love the green apples.



    45. 145

      Her description of red apples sounds just like her and since when are angels orange?



    46. 146

      she smoked a big blunt than decided to make this shit up about appples!!! What a nerd. She needs attention



    47. 147

      fuckin weirdo.



    48. 148

      SHES A FUCKING TRANNY
      HOPE HER TRANNY PUSS GETS CANCER BRER!!!!!!!!



    49. 149

      Last time you were praising her on her new song….and now ur bashing her again after the lil rude interview u had with her. Give the girl a break, she's got fucked up parents, the girls got issues right now….you really like to knock people down don't you….



    50. 150

      Who's on fucking drugs, you stupid bitch!

      Tranny whore!!!

      The shim is just so fucking manly!



    51. 151

      This must have been filmed after she made a bong out of one of her other green apples– :)



    52. 152

      this is not worth putting on how dumb! fuckin apples phft!



    53. 153

      SHE'S HIGH… :|



    54. 154

      smoke another one brooke.
      musta been some good shit.



    55. 155

      dude wtf was she on? give me some of that!



    56. 156

      I mean I dont really care for Red apples either Green and yello rock. But come on brooke you make a video about their lovely flavvors??? You see this is where famousvsNon Famous comes in. a random person couldve made the same video and it would of been hilarious but with her its just like what is she going through. lol. But in all reality i think people should give her a chance to shine and stop downing her thats why her music probaly sucks because we dont give her any Feed back…
      and the art work.looks well.nice But not for album art!



    57. 157

      Did she have some work done on her face????? She looks different.



    58. 158

      Please. That stupid bitch hasn't seen her rib cage since she was, what, 10? She fucking WISHES.



    59. 159

      Wow. Beyond words.



    60. 160

      oh my god! poor girl.. no comments :S



    61. 161

      It's so pathetic how someone has this much time on their hands to post something that benefits NO ONE but themselves.
      Get off the crack HOEgan.



    62. 162

      another idiotic tart thats famous just cuz. nothing special about her except the fact that she can pass for a dude



    63. 163

      I laughed alot… Im 99.99% sure this is just joking around!!! LIKE DANG PEOPLE!
      Joking! Is that wrong now?



    64. 164

      This is one of the funniest album covers I've ever seen. Someone would have to be retarded to the tenth degree to purchase this.



    65. 165

      i think she is high how care about apples???
      and which is better cuz they are both the same taste but different color.



    66. 166

      she is very handsome:)



    67. 167

      looks like a man with wings. shitty artwork.



    68. 168

      I've seen that art work before on the side of a 1978 ford van or maybe on the side of a carni ride. Oh, so white trash!



    69. 169

      Lol that artwork needs to be airbrushed on a tshirt at the flea market, not on a record.



    70. 170

      she is fucking idiot! who CLEARLY needs to lay off ganja. Well on second thought, it wouldn't matter. Skanky trash will always be skanky trash.



    71. 171

      This chick just accused her mother of doing drugs with no proof, "just a feeling she has". Well that feeling is the high she is feeling from the joint I just saw her and her little runt boyfriend smoking on their balcony here in Hawaii. Our room looks over to hers and what she says about her mother is REALLY what she is. I used to like her but she is a liar and a hypocrite just like her mothers claims. She owes her mother a public apology.



    72. 172

      Wow, get off the crack! I don't really like her anyways!



    73. 173

      did she have a poison apple? her art work isnt that bad if she did it herself, i like that airbrushed trashy look its so cheesy that its cool i want to get an airbrushed picture…she should take more care of her skin tho



    74. 174

      GOD! she is just trying to have fun, i bet all you haters dont even know her!!! dont talk shit un-less you know people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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