Chop, Chop! Suri Cruise Is Hungry!

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We are certainly impressed if this is true.

Princess Suri Cruise should be used to having the world handed to her on a silver platter, but sources are saying that the delightful little tot enjoys a very cultured utensil: Chop sticks!

Prisoner Momma Katie Holmes apparently passed on the tricks of the sticks to her daughter and now, lil' Cruise won't eat without them.

The source says that during a recent visit to Le Pain Quotidien, "She wouldn't touch her sandwich and pastries without them!"

Pretty smart for a 3-year old!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: May 27, 2009 at 4:00 pm / Email this  »

    33 comments to “Chop, Chop! Suri Cruise Is Hungry!”



    1. 1

      First???



    2. 2

      Cute kid. Too bad her chance at being normal is nonexistent.



    3. 3

      And what is soo smart about eating with chop stick? Even an idiot can do that with practice. Asian children eat with chop sticks pretty much starting from the womb. Wanna impress me? Tell me that Suri can read at a 2nd grade level and name all the states and you've got a believer



    4. 4

      Any kid would like chopsticks. At 3 you're at that age where having something different to eat with is kind of intrigueing. Prez you are about as dumb as a pile of rocks. I take that back. You aren't dumb. You were obviously intelligent enough to put together your own webside and successfully market yourself. But you don't have what I would consider a whole lot of common sense.



    5. 5

      average skill



    6. 6

      lol…that is so adorable….I am 19 and still can't use chopsticks!



    7. 7

      …not sure how smart it is to use chop sticks to eat a sandwich, but, whatever…lol.



    8. 8

      I went through a similar fascination with chopsticks when I was about 10 years old. Ate popcorn with 'em! Still, Perez, what's the big deal about it?



    9. 9

      This is bullshit. SO WHAT!!! Only someone like you–gay with no kids–would find this fascinating. Kids all over the world do many such fascinating things. Jeez-get over it.



    10. 10

      EWE! Who's nasty skelator foot is that next to her??? Some people should avoid sandles……uughhhhhhh!



    11. 11

      i love you, perez, but i really do not understand your fascination with this kid at all.



    12. 12

      She was manufactured by Scientologists…..
      She can do alot of things!!



    13. 13

      Glad to see she's walking though. Suri's carried way too much



    14. 14

      hmm not that special, my son has been using them since he was 2….



    15. 15

      So what… at least she can walk FFS!! My kids can eat at the table, with guess what knives and forks, and they are two!!



    16. 16

      why the hell won't they let that kid wear pants or shorts EVER? is that some kind of scientology thing? Cause katie still wears pants! Damn just let that kid be normal, she doesn't need to look like she's going to church every damn day. Put some shorts on her put her down instead of carrying her all the time and let her be a kid. SOOO SAD i used to love katie holmes until she turned into a robot for her psycho husband



    17. 17

      "Princess Suri Cruise" behaves like a spoiled brat…pampered and catered to by two overindulgent religious zealot parents. She's going to have terrible adjustment problems if/when she goes to school.

      Suri is a 3-year old kid. Why all the ado?



    18. 18

      Yeah, I was first ^^ Love it! Itæs difficult here :P

      Suri is spoiled.



    19. 19

      It's not smart Perez, it's a kid copying what she sees her mom do. She probably struggled to figure her own way to use them. Not rocket science.

      There is absolutely nothing remarkable or special about this child. In fact, she doesn't stand a chance, being part of that cult of her dads.



    20. 20

      she's clearly smarter than me



    21. 21

      i'm wondering how does one go about eating a sandwich with chopsitcks…?
      seems a little hard to me, unless she just stabs it haha.



    22. 22

      This kid is cute but I'm tired of seeing her all over the media. There is absolutely nothing special about her besides the fact that her parents are famous.



    23. 23

      The fact that she won't eat without them is also a little bratty. I wonder what kinda of fit she'd pitch if she didn't get them. I have parents at my preschool that give into their children all the time, the shit drives me crazy.



    24. 24

      I feel so sorry for the girl. She's not a normal 3yrd old. She's carried all the time. Not allowed to get dirty or throw a hissy fit. Wears stupid dresses all day and her parents porn her out. Children should be children, after all you are an adult for along time.. This child is going to rebel later in life. I look forward to it!



    25. 25

      How the FUCK does a 3 year old eat a sandwich with chopsticks???? And whats with those perpetual bags under her eyes?? Don't those two mental cases… don't her parents give her a bedtime?? Or friends??



    26. 26

      Not to be a downer, but again, BIG DEAL! You put the little rubberband around the top for a few meals and they figure it out. I guess every single toddler in Asia must be pretty smart too (or just hungry). Stupid.



    27. 27

      "redrum, redrum" should accompany the photo



    28. 28

      She's a cutie.



    29. 29

      P.S. You eat rice with chop sticks. You eat a sandwich and pastries with your fingers…who's smart now?



    30. 30

      her dress is sooooooo adorable =D



    31. 31

      hahaha then i guess all asian kids are geniuses cuz pretty much all of them can eat with chopsticks



    32. 32

      ahhh suri is soooo cute for an alien from xenu



    33. 33

      Perez's "source" is called gossip magazines. Sorry, I already read this in one!