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We Dare You!

Filed under: YouTube

Watch THIS and try not to piss yourself laughing!

Posted: May 27, 2009 at 12:39 pm

91 comments to “We Dare You!”

Mrs. Rvsdrv says – reply to this

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Ca, c'etait special!!
ily48 says – reply to this

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oh man.
maggiegirl says – reply to this

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what's so funny about that? did I miss something???? lame.
krazyy_katie says – reply to this

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That was gay.
I didn't even crack a smile.
ekkobeach says – reply to this

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I don't get it - not funny at all - boring and annoying.
Dullbert says – reply to this

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Not even marginally funny, just sad and stupid.
k-lee says – reply to this

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Not funny at all. I didn't even crack a smile.
Is this you 15 years ago, Perez
UGLY DONKEY FACE = PEREZ says – reply to this

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Perez, you are truly a stupid donkey's ass. that was beyond lame.
PEARLYGIRL says – reply to this

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this is great……..
UGH! says – reply to this

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I think he swallowed Barney & bitch is trying to get out!!
gosipplooverr says – reply to this

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it wasnt that funny :/
StupidBitchesNeedsToLearn says – reply to this

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FREAK
LizardKinG says – reply to this

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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
canadian_angie says – reply to this

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I stopped watching after about 3 seconds, what an annoying voice…
Plinkie9 says – reply to this

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That was stupid.
nikiniki says – reply to this

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lame.
MP says – reply to this

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That was AWFUL! I didn't laugh once.
princess_01 says – reply to this

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check out his Lady Gaga!!!! LOLS!
EnoughAlready says – reply to this

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That's just fucking stupid, not funny at all. I watched about 10 seconds. Is this kid gay, is that why you featured him?
brainchild says – reply to this

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Looks like a younger version of perez singing about still being a virgin. Not funny at all–pathetic really.
danitykane says – reply to this

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Its Marios love child!

And that wasnt funny
AmydeFaye says – reply to this

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I stopped watching, it was just too terrible!
MiSzACE says – reply to this

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LMAO yeah i laughed. the way he caressed his bow. lol.
Haagen-Dazs says – reply to this

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Porkez, it wasn't funny at all. It was dumb and sad.
Amber Alexandria says – reply to this

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That wasn't funny at all. If anything, it was annoying and stupid.
holly18 says – reply to this

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not funny
WKNDBIKERIDER says – reply to this

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THAT WAS SO FLIPPIN STUPID…NOT FUNNY BY ANY MEANS!!!

JUST A LITTLE GAY BOY!!!

PEREZ YOUR ONE FUCKED UP HUMAN!!!
loopit says – reply to this

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I don´t mean this as a joke, but it struck me that the kid is hearing impaired. That´s kind of tragic. Not funny.
Parchoparchis says – reply to this

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NOT EVEN FUNNY, Maybe its your boyfriend perez!
HOPE YOU DIE JOTO!
daustinb says – reply to this

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Perez … is that you as a child?
18 carrots says – reply to this

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Not funny!!! Stupid, pathetic, boring. Couldn't watch it for more then a few seconds.
party animal says – reply to this

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Only a total retard would find it funny.
PistolKitten says – reply to this

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Lame-o-riffic.
roarbl says – reply to this

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i finaly figured it out… these people PAY YOU to post their shit on your site… you fuck head.. either that or they are going down on you for it
ynot says – reply to this

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it's not nice to make fun of the retarded. or is he just drunk? we all know he's tone deaf, but maybe he's really deaf? in any case, this is not funny, it's just sad.
me, myself and i says – reply to this

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Perez~ really??? The only one that was laughing was you - making us go look at that crap.
My 7 yr old thought it was stupid.
Fuggit says – reply to this

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Piss myself laughing? Yeah right. This is such a stupid video. It's not funny when someone puts on bad voice on purpose. Go watch some fucking Hills episodes.
Violet Virgo says – reply to this

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Hey, it's not nice to make fun of the musically challenged. At least he tried, right?

As Stuart Smalley said, "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me."
YOURFACE says – reply to this

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uhm….. okay?
jeanmarie says – reply to this

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I kept waiting for the funny part.
PhillipP says – reply to this

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The video sucks and is not funny but the comments on YouTube are hilarious and they truly made me piss my pants laughing.
averyMama says – reply to this

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WTF
Zaquishalisha says – reply to this

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GROSS! not funny, i´m gonna kill him!! :@
Jeri says – reply to this

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Thanks…that's 3 seconds of my life I will never get back!
SWEETPIECE! says – reply to this

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Go for it kid!
marge007 says – reply to this

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not even close to being funny
jeremylathamdavies says – reply to this

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what… de hell was that? seriously does this kid have parents??? stop this insanity! please!!!
stefystef says – reply to this

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I last 5 seconds… youtube is made for fools.
lilcwha says – reply to this

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What a complete waste of fucking time.
Ellababy says – reply to this

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Re: loopit – Ok so I am not the only one who thought that!
ThrishTheBitch says – reply to this

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copy & paste this if perez brought you here, and you did NOT in any way piss yourself laughing.
in fact, you're pretty pissed you just wasted a few seconds of your life you will never get back listening to what seems like a dieing tone deaf cow in a shitty video.
diesel_powered_fish says – reply to this

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completely tone deaf
Winegirl says – reply to this

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HE'S DEAF, PEREZ!!!!!! D-E-A-F! I'M SURPRISED YOU COULDN'T PICK THAT UP. AND I'M APPALLED THAT SINCE YOU DIDN'T REALIZE HE'S DEAF YOU LAUGHED AT HIM CUZ YOU THOUGHT HE WAS WHAT…..RETARDED SOMEHOW? SHAME ON YOU!!!!!
Snuggies keep me snug and happy says – reply to this

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That wasn't funny in the least….sounded like your girl GaGa though, no wonder you liked it
flowerBOMB says – reply to this

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Seriously - not to be mean but is this kid hearing impaired? He speaks like he is deaf. If so, good for him for trying. Otherwise, STOP!
dan1989 says – reply to this

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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that was not funny at all.
Dave says – reply to this

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Methinks Perez is checking his popularity by driving people to that weak video.
snaptdot says – reply to this

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perez youre such an asshole sometimes
pattree says – reply to this

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can i have my 20 seconds back?
amishflamingo says – reply to this

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Why do you make fun of the mentally challenged?
mikeandsteph23 says – reply to this

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is he deaf?
Ameee says – reply to this

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Sooooo DUMB!!!!
Kdonald says – reply to this

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That was shit.
newfiechic says – reply to this

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that was lame
The Mancunian Candidate says – reply to this

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jesu
OhJustPickOne says – reply to this

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FUCK YOU PEREZ!!

You're making fun of a 16 years old boy. NOT FUNNY!!

I don't care how much he sucks, I wonder how you'd feel when you were 16 if the power of those who bullied you back then reached not only to your school but to a website read by people all over the world.

You talk about tolerance and wanting to be accepted for who you are in your society but then turn around and deny this boy the very same rights by laughing publicly at him.

SHAME on you!
Li0ness says – reply to this

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Poor deaf kid trying to sing.
JM says – reply to this

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Nope … didn't laugh, smile or find it mildly amusing. Actually, I thought the guys voice was like nails on a chalkboard.
Gigi17 says – reply to this

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wasn't funny at all
amylynn says – reply to this

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i so just wasted 2 min of my life, i didn't laugh once.
RPattz'sGirl says – reply to this

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Perez… That shit was terrible! LMAO at you not the video lol
Yellow Peeps says – reply to this

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Total waste of time
MeowMix67 says – reply to this

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Ummm……… how the fuck is this piss yourself funny?
Tiddlyjen says – reply to this

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Its Painful!!! Painful I say!
lulu_1885 says – reply to this

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It was funny but watch the Billie Jean one too! that one really is a riot!
VanessaRocks! says – reply to this

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wow. yea i imagine if this dude went to audition on american idol we'd end up with another William Hung
not funny though
zahirawr says – reply to this

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i didn't laugh
schillingduh! says – reply to this

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yeah, that wasn't funny at all…
assingaround says – reply to this

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watched it and did not lol or smile.
miss_niki83 says – reply to this

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what a loser
salome says – reply to this

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I think this boy may be deaf, he certainly has a lot of the mannerisms.

i'm not laughing
er…not pissing either

you have some issues mister mario.
WhippedCream says – reply to this

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*snooze n snore*
bridget_0113 says – reply to this

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HOW STUPID!!!! Perez u need to give it up, I am getting so tired of how mean you are just because your jealous of people that can actually make it in the world you fantasize about!!
RUSTINA says – reply to this

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Perez why would you torture us like that????????????????????
montynonuts says – reply to this

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Ummmmmm…….well at least he looks more feminine than Madge. It sounds as though the poor unfortunate may have hearing problems? Well, I know I do now……
YoBetch says – reply to this

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:(
HerbalSmoke says – reply to this

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o_o There is nothing funny about this. I'm a little scared….
megadestroyer says – reply to this

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Virgin is right.
myers1978 says – reply to this

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well… he is entertaining lol Not good, but entertaining
St00p!d is as St00p!d does says – reply to this

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I LOled louder at the comments that were left. Seriously, who the fuck gave him 2 stars!?
Babbsie says – reply to this

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Not so much funny as…I think the poor guy really IS retarded (yes I know the word retarded is not PC).