Eww! Britney Be Nasty!

We are officially grossed out to the max!
Britney Spears took a detour from the Circus tour to do a very glamorous photoshoot for Elle recently. Onlookers revealed that she looked stunning in the fabulous couture, but then the shoot took a disasterous turn.
"They dressed her in all these beautiful couture clothes — and, well, let's just say she forgot what time of the month it was," a source says. " It wasn't pretty."
Icky!
C'mon Brit-Brit, don't you have people who keep you up-to-date on your "schedule"?
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I am sorry, this trash has had two children, she is a grown woman, and gets blood all over someones clothing. WTF I have done alot of crazy shit, but she takes the cake. Look at her, she is fucked up. Instead of getting the woman help, they let her continue to go on "the road" (because it makes her "happy", who cares) and she is crazy as hell, still.
who care????leave brit brit alone fat fuck!!
I'm SO GLAD that I'm not a celebrity!
Okay, yeah I talk trash about RiRi but this bitch is trash! Im sick of folks tryin to say that Brit is better than Beyonce… Sorry she can never hold a candle to B cuz Beyonce has a great voice. Enough said.
eww.
I don't know many women who really keep track of it.. so they know exact time and date..
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !!!! Talk about BUTT-FUCKING !!! GROSS !
Uh. WTH? What sicko would even share this with people. It's totally embarrassing.
This is such utter bollocks! The only way she could've made "a mess" was if she was hemorrhaging or something! There is no way she wouldn't have known it was that time of the month - if you were a woman Perez you would know this! Even if she isn't prone to getting cramps she still would've felt bloated or not 100% as you do at that time of the month! So shut the hell up you two faced piece of shit!
What is she 12?? Most of us get an idea of when, where, why and how our "schedule" works around 13.
………….. ITS PROBABLY NOT EVEN TRUE I MEAN COME THE FUCK ON!!!
That's disgusting! Omg Brit, you need to do better than that
She may be the stupidest bitch in the world. How does a 28 year old woman presumably on birth control not know when she's starting her period, or at least that she may be about to? WTF. Goes to show you can be the dumbest fucking person in the world and a superstar.
that pic makes Gaga look 10 times worse
LMAO! Not at brit brit, but the whole situation. Will this end up as a joke on Letterman and other tonight shows? Kimmel will probably be able to make a tasteless sketch out of it.
It happens. People just need to deal with it.
haha anything with "y'all" after it on a britney pic is funny to me, i duno why lol
ahh just leave britney alone! i bet this is a false article…w/e..i love brit!
Listen Perez,
it's really not a big deal. It happens to every woman one time or another (maybe they aren't wearing couture clothes…) but not news-worthy at all.
This whole story just doesn't make sense. If I was on a worldwide tour–I'd be taking the kind of pills that prevent you from getting your period entirely.
This trash never fails to bring on the dry heaves! So nasty and disgusting but not surprising.
Why would you even publish this?! You know Perez- sometimes a woman's period comes earlier than expected. Actually, you WOULDN'T know so you can't really judge the poor girl, now can you? Love you brit brit
has it been a month since we saw her string hanging out on tour? time flies…
Re: The DOUCHEess – but at least brit has good tour beyonces tour cost $20 per person so sad
Perez,
Please remember the rule of contractions - The apostrophe goes in place of the missing letters. It isn't ya'll, it is y'all.
i dont believe it is pure gossip no ones forget about "that"
Re: Peter 97624 – typical MALE thing to say
wow. Perez ur an IDIOT! u try and be a girl…sometimes it surprises you! IT HAPPENS! if ur famous or not! all of these comments bashing her are just RUDE. Shes a normal person like everyone else! FUCK YOU PEREZ! u shouldnt be putting this on ur website! IM DONE WITH THIS SHIT SITE!
Re: redmond – GEESH, ANOTHER DUMB ASS. HOW DO YOU KNOW SHE IS ON BIRTH CONTROL??? DO YOU PICK THEM UP FOR HER, NOOOOOOO SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Re: Lisa12 – OK the more you say "fuck" the more invalid your comment is. Please refrain from using such childish vocabulary, your only embarrassing yourself.
EW BE NASTY P!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS TOO COLD OF YOU TO POST THIS
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ESPECIALLY WHEN WE KNOW YOU MAKE A MESS LOOKING AT PICS OF ZAC!!!!!!
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OH SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she's just gross. plain old flat out gross.
Re: grammar police – That's because you are stupid and don't care about your reproductive organs or cycle. And don't pull some lame excuse on how its "safe" is that what your doctors have told you? The same ones that make a profit on the amount of prescriptions they give you…yeah that's what i thought
Really? This is news?
Re: Lisa12 – you go to college to write like that or did your ma learn you that ’round the kitchen table?
At least she got her period…it would be a shame if she were to be pregnant again haha
Just goes to show that you can give white trash all the money in the world and they are still uneducated white trash.
Re: dreamygrl – LOL @ "your comment is invalid"…that made me laugh thanks!
Only a guy would care about that. Get over it. We don't like periods either, and it's not like they're always on time.
Hey Perez! Since you're not a woman, you might need to check your opinion at the door when it comes to women's menstrual cycles. Every woman is different. Not all women have regular cycles. Things like stress and/or illness can make a woman's period late or come on early. Some women have warning signs (PMS for PMDD, for example), but others do not. There are also documented cases in which a woman's cycle can change when around two or more women on a regular basis. Yeah, nobody likes blood on their clothes, but I think you need to cut her some slack on this one.
Oh, and to the women out there who say that she should have known her period was coming, not everyone has the same menstrual cycle like you, so get off it! And yes, I'm a female.
Yes, it's inconsiderate and gross to soil other people's clothing - and if I saw someone else's period all over the place, I'd be grossed out too. But menstruation in and of itself is a natural process and certainly not disgusting, Perez. Grow the hell up. You weren't even there. And it's entirely possible she just underestimated how heavy her flow was, or that it was day 2 and her flow got exponentially heavier without warning.
What's with all her period problems? Didn't we just see a picture of her tampon string a few weeks ago?
You would think with as much money as Daddy Spears is getting paid he could add tampon inserter to his resume. Or maybe he did put one in & it fell out like when she was on stage a month ago.
Ok, this story is bull crap. When a women starts her period it does not come gushing out like turning a facet on. At worst it would cause some spotting on underwear. Now if she wasn't wearing underwear then a little could have gotten on a dress if she sat down but not enough where it would be news worthy.
I don't believe for one damn second a woman "forgets" what time of the month it is. We had to deal with this shit since we turned 12, trust me, we don't forget.
If you know the exact time and date your period will start, you are either a robot or don't have a lot to do with your time!
FORGET all of these anti posts. YOU prez are NOT a woman, A WOMAN, so go do some guy.
Nature is not always kind when the monthly prize arrives. Unless someone wears DEPENDS all of the time, you can't be sure to avoid an accident.
No one wants to hear real life stories of embarassing periods. Those stories are countless and NORMAL.
Go eff a mannequin, you can be sure you will stay CLEAN. You blob.
leave her alone, so she got her time of the month in the middle of a photoshoot. Every girl know about a time when they got it when they weren't expecting it. That's shameful perez!!!! Seriously, it quite possible that if she is on medication of some sort (for lets say a rumoured mental illness) that it would mean that she cannot take the pill. If that is the case then her time of the month could come at any time. Times of stress can delay it or bring it on….considering that she is a mother of two on a world tour……have some common sense and leave the girl alone.
That hillbilly could have a baby flop out during the shoot and be too fucked up to notice!
This is stupid
ick. nast.
Fuck you fag!! Just cause your fat ass isn't leaking semen today!!
#47 AZ chik, or whatever your troll is…
YES IT DOES COME GUSHING OUT!!!! FOR HOURS AND DAYS!!! So if you personally, as a 17 year old have not experienced this, then I tell you, CALL YOUR MAMA!
Many women have unmanageable period flow. It is SCAREY and REALLY DIFFICULT to manage in daily life.
You should shut up if you are so ignorant. BUY a visit to a doctor and CONFIRM what I have said. You are so under educated, girlie…or boyo…..
Perez is preoccupied with Brit's periods. Just last month he had a video of BritBrit dancing with her tampon string hanging out. And now this.
Perez, just stick a tampon up yours!
I'm not a big Britney fan but man I feel for her. That's a nightmare of mine and I've had a little "accident" like that. It would bemortifying to be famous and have it happen lol so I feel for you Britney!
lol shes britney perhaps she likes couture to clean up,
ewwww come on b spearss
Oh My God! As a girl I can assure you, that this can happen to any woman. And for you to be so crude as to braodcast it, shows how disgusting a person you are. As a man I know you don't understand, but you shouldn't talk about crap you don't know. It is a natural bodily function, and shit happens. It's not like she would have wanted to be photgraphed if she knew. It's called an accident for a reason.
Show me a grown woman that proclaims to have never had a period mishap and I will show you a liar. Come on Perez, your postings are getting more and more shiteous. You are losing your glitter…
Hey it happens! I love her!
Clean your body from all that "art".
Much Love however …
This happens to every woman once and a while so its no big deal.
Re: emireland88 – Not everyone feels cramps or bloating. I don't. I wouldn't even know I was having my period physically. So speak for yourself. While it is nice to not suffer at all, it also is possible to have an accident when you first start. As a fellow woman I would hope you could understand.
She is so nasty. I can't believe that people actually paid money to watch this lazy mess walk around a stage, mouthing the words to crappy music. She is the laziest performer, she puts no effort into her "work" at all.
Re: AZchick – Umm. We have had to deal with this since we were 12. I didn't start my period until I was 18. I can't believe women on here that are saying women should not let this happen. I'm shocked.
WHAT A BORING STUPID OUTFIT! TAKE NOTE BRITNEY! LADY GAGA IS OUR FASHINISTA BITCH!
I'm surprised at how many people are making a big deal of this. Shit happens, our schedule sometimes is off schedule. I know for myself it can come early or late, everybody's body is different. I'm sure she has enough money to replace the clothes anyways.
She is white trash, BUT that can happen to anyone. Many times it can just come on without warning.
she is disgusting, it doesnt matter how much money do you have and how famous you are,,,,,she is trash since she was born thats it
This sounds more like grade school gossip! I highly doubt this story is true…
An ya'll wonder why she still needs a keeper?
um…i dont know allot about women and cycles..i aint no gyno! lol but i dont think u get ur rag after u have had kids….lol
i call this bullshit..LOL
leave her alone.
Big deal. it happens to all of us.
accidents happen
Happens to every woman at one time or another. That it happened on a bunch of expensive clothes is unfortunate, but really…not a big deal. I'm sure she paid for the damage anyway.
She's pretty white trashy anyway…not a big surprize. If you are getting your period, as a woman myself, you know around about when it's coming. You can tell when you get it, let alone when it has gotten all over everything, I just can't concieve of how something like that happens and you don't notice your bleeding right away…sorry for the description, but geez Brit! Perpetual hot mess is the perfect description of her. Thats pretty raunchy…they should make her buy the clothes she ruined just based on the fact she is so careless, acts like acomplete diva on set, and is such a slob…she has also wiped her greasy fried chicken lubed fingers on designer clothes during photo shoots before…shes well known to be a nightmare when she goes to any shoot and no photographers or t.v. sets look forward to her appearances. Like I already said…she's total white trash all day!
Brit should obviously not be in the public eye. She needs therapy and an education.
okay, so tell me how a gay couple could raise a girl properly - does she have to stay out in the garden if she's menstruating? it's human, live with it. and there is no "schedule" especially for stressed out women, but i guess gays know better.
That's just gross
how embarrassing for her
well mine is often slightly irregular, its not like its a big deal. I think it was incredibly rude and tasteless of whoever the person was who originally spread this "news" and Perez is no better.
Re: VanityBOI – Of course you get it after you've had kids. You get it until you reach the menopause!
poor brit! I don't blame her, i always forget
Oh Britney… It happens.
Unfortunately it happened when Mother Nature called.
We still love you Brit Brit.
I'm with Kiounne #3 on this one. There is no way I would want to be a celebrity. Do we really need to know EVERY detail about these people…geez! She obviously has mental issues. so give the girl a break!
Nasty trailer park trash, she is.
Re: the-truth-hurts – Not everyone does know. I know plenty of women who are taken by surprise every time they get their period. If you know when to expect yours, you are lucky!
Did you ever see the Boston Marathon where the Winning woman was having her "friend" as she was finishing the race and there was serious amounts of blood running down her legs??? They wrapped her in a blanket as soon as she crossed the finish line. Excessive exercise or dancing can cause a flood of blood to be pumped or spilled out. It's very possible.
Re: Apt. 54 – You feel the trickle as it's coming…. I just never had an experience where blood just came suddenly gushing out without feeling the tickle first, and every 28 days from the first day of your last period is when it should come or right about then so you can easily prepare yourself with panty liners for the week surrounding that 28'th day. It's just emergency planning. Every woman is different, so perhaps like you said, I'm just lucky. I'm sorry if I sounded insensetive.
Well accidents happen, poor brit, wasn't she cramping or anything, she must have had some sign she was about to start, next time britney but in a tampon.
thats just fuckin GROSS
God Britney deserves better than this, wow this is low no one wants to know about this Perez! Too.far.
Love to other Britter's fans!!!
More lies Perez? Bored? Making up things is fun for you.
Wow she's gross because she got her period and wasn't aware? Happens to A LOT of girls. I guess being a woman is gross then. Stupid for slamming her with this.
Re: the-truth-hurts – I agree. Money can't buy class or change that fact that she is white trash! This can go all the way back to when she was driving around with a BABY sitting on her lap! Um hello? Looks like money can't buy brains either!
why is this even news? yeah, as chris crocker says they should leave poor britney alone!
I for some reason don't believe this story. I hear all this rumors about britney and other stars that are ridiculous…easiest way for someone to cash out…sad and true…this story is FALSE
PEREZ, UR SUCH AN IMMATURE FUCKING FAG. WE WOMAN KNOW WHEN WE GET OUR PERIODS BUT SOMETIMES IT JUST COMES UNEXPECTEDLY. GROW UP U DOUCHE!!!!!!! IT'S NORMAL
dont forget when she was hanging out with that leach parasite adnab ghalib she was photographed with no underwear and a bloody toilet paper stuck you know where.
how uncouth . you ould think she would learn her lesson the first time.
i guess she dosnt give a damn .
WTF's a girl to do???? LOL Brit also forgot last month at her own concert with a nasty tampon string hanging out for the whole arena to see. I'd say she's pretty nasty too IF this is done on purpose for attention. Hate that Brit sings thru a machine now. All that digital BS sounds like CRAPPOLA!!
she doesnt know what day it is let alone what time of the month it is ……
probably doesnt even know what year it is .
At least, the gossips mill won't be able to say she is pregnant.
LOL