New "Music" From Brooke HOgan!

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If you think you can handle it, then click here to listen!

Thoughts????

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    Posted: May 28, 2009 at 9:00 am / Email this  »

    136 comments to “New "Music" From Brooke HOgan!”

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    1. 1

      Happy 50th Birthday, Brooke. You look great for your age!



    2. 2

      Take her drop kick mum out of the picture and you have a nice girl…. i think



    3. 3

      nothing new :(



    4. 4

      ba ha ha ha ha ha….good grief. can a porn career be far off for her?

    5. Laury says – reply to this


      5

      Oh my God, Could she be anymore man-like??? Ew. Beyond trannylicious.



    6. 6

      Another terrible song. Her voice is awful (right up there with Heidi Montampon) and anything she sings will be mediocre at best. Besides, it's hard for women in their late 40's to break into the music biz.



    7. 7

      she really cant sing…..this song sucks hard



    8. 8

      My goodness, that girl's hideous. She looks like gizmo out of the gremlins.



    9. 9

      first!



    10. 10

      she is a wonderful singer and really beautiful. I love her.

      I wish I had my daddy's money so I could not work and have fake boobs, pretend I can sing and live in a tanning bed!



    11. 11

      yikes! bad pic, she totally looks like a tranny



    12. 12

      i actually don't think it's that bad. it's throw away pop music, but so were the spice girls and they were tons o' fun!



    13. 13

      BLAH Thats all i gotta say a bout that song, oh an Bitch is lookin ROUGH!!!



    14. 14

      is she switching from a man to woman or woman to a man?



    15. 15

      WOWsers! She looks old as hell and she is like 5 years younger than me. She also looks like a man. Damn Brooke, please stay away from daddy's roids.



    16. 16

      She looks to be at least about 50 in that pic…haha



    17. 17

      Ick I can't handle her. She is so gross



    18. 18

      Its horrible when the daughter out ages the mother…lmao



    19. 19

      its a DUDE



    20. 20

      She looks older than her mom!!!



    21. 21

      LOVE THE SONG! but man wrong picture for her



    22. 22

      How old is she?? 40??? Two words: Leather Boot



    23. 23

      she looks like she's about 45. too much sun and leathery.



    24. 24

      Beyond CRAPPY



    25. 25

      she looks so old



    26. 26

      It's not as bad as I thought it would be but it's still lame. Poor girl looks like a damn old fart.



    27. 27

      I think it's really cool that "Brooke" is a hero and a role model for the TRANSGENDER community!You go girl/guy!



    28. 28

      thats such a horrible picture of her.



    29. 29

      i've really tryin to like brook but its jsut not happening which is ashame cuz i really want to



    30. 30

      They're still trying to but this poor, no talent bitch a career? The way she's aging, she'll be her own grandma in a couple of years.



    31. 31

      i like the song!



    32. 32

      she looks like a 50 year old drag queen. someone needs to tell her she sucks, i dont think she knows. that whole trashy family sucks. they had so much potential, they really did. all of them. now, GROSS!



    33. 33

      this is what happens when daddies on steroids pokin mommy…..
      *
      on the other hand….i always have a hard time telling her apart from her mother…..for brooke i suppose that's a insult, for her mom i suppose it is too……..



    34. 34

      She is lookin haggard .. someone needs to teach her how to put on makeup .. just sayin



    35. 35

      wow, she looks so old! Is this a PSA for spray tanning?



    36. 36

      God she has such a man face, poor girl even most trannies look more feminine than her!



    37. 37

      I feel bad for her, the poor lamb! She's a nice person with a good heart, she just needs a decent stylist and less steroids. x



    38. 38

      Awwwwww:( Bless her heart



    39. 39

      It reminds me of bands like LFO.. it's catchy I suppose



    40. 40

      Oh my goodness….please stop with all the orange-glow! :)



    41. 41

      MAN IN A WIG!

    42. Siri says – reply to this


      42

      I really dislike her voice, she sings too safe and too childish .and they'd done a lot of mixin with her voice:P guees she does not sound at all without the mixin:P hehe



    43. 43

      CASH COW



    44. 44

      Wow, that is not the best picture of Brooke. It's not good when your back up singers sound better than you do. It's a good song I just wished someone else had recorded it. Sorry Brooke. Just being honest.



    45. 45

      Song is cute. She needs to stop trying to look older and wearing so much makeup. If she went more natural she wouldn't look as bad. Poor girl.



    46. 46

      If Perez Hilton said that she was wonderful. Every one of you would like her.



    47. 47

      AlexPoland you are right…wow how old is this girl???? She looks in her 50 something…how horrible…stop using any makeup and be natureal so you can really look your age…whatever that is…



    48. 48

      she is how old?? 20…
      heck she doesn't look a day over 40…



    49. 49

      OMG! I just noticed she's trans-gender. Why doesn't she come out and say it, before someone else notices the traces of a 5 o clock shadow on her oh so macho chin? Perez, this is one celebuspawn you should be foaming at the mouth to OUT.



    50. 50

      NOT HER FRIEND ANYMORE MARIO? LAST WEEK YOU WERE KISSING HER ASS.



    51. 51

      How is it possible this girl is only 21? I cringe to think about what she's going to look like in 10 years.



    52. 52

      Re: ashley21 – Umm, no…



    53. 53

      i thought it was the mom
      stop tanning brook jesus christ
      fuckin piece of leather



    54. 54

      HOW OLD IS SHE???????????????????????????



    55. 55

      She really isnt a BAD singer…..



    56. 56

      She needs to stop taking makeup tips from her mother, i thought it was Linda at first look, then Hulk in drag.



    57. 57

      OMG!!!
      She looks soooo old…

      and Perez, I haven't listened the song, I don't trust on your fugly choices anymore.



    58. 58

      i dont like her song only Colby O'Donis sounds good lol
      she looks worse than her mother in this pic god take off all that makeup

    59. Jai says – reply to this


      59

      She desperately needs a new makeup artist, she needs to opt for softer colours that will make her features seem less harsh and masculine.



    60. 60

      Man, you guys are so cruel to Brooke. I think she looks great and sings fine…
      and I happen to like her boobs…new or not!
      She is the "normal"one in her family. Deal with it.
      BTW…shame on YOU Perez…you interview Brooke and act all nicey nice and then dis her like this??? shame shame SHAME!



    61. 61

      AGAIN with her putting out the same type of unoriginal shitty "music". And Christ tap dancing on a cracker, she literally looks around 55 in that picture…………….



    62. 62

      Wow…she is just really hard to look at. Of course, look at her parents.



    63. 63

      I love this song she does have talent excellent !



    64. 64

      Not my taste of music (bland, boring, cookie-cutter pop/dance), but it's not the worst nonsense I've ever heard.

      That picture, though. BLARGH! Someone needs to help this girl. Not only is she leathery like a handbag, but she's got half a ton of makeup on that's not helping her. With all the suck-asses hanging around the music business, not one of them is a stylist who can help her? Someone get this girl some Noxema and a tissue.



    65. 65

      She Looks So OLD!!!!!!!
      Gosh!



    66. 66

      Ugh - she's such a dog! but I love that cute dress :P



    67. 67

      This pic totally screams "Im a diva tranny!"



    68. 68

      Re: sharzad – Hell yeah, took the words right outta my mouth! Ha



    69. 69

      That's a 50 year old transexual surely?



    70. 70

      I'm thinking; tranny.



    71. 71

      eww horrible



    72. 72

      Well those are 4 minutes of my life that I won't get back! That song is so layered & so overly produced that 1) i can't even understand what the lyrics are & 2) this doesn't even sound LIKE her, (not that I am an expert). But her speaking voice is in such a low register & her singing voice is a lot higher. And I know it's not her 'training' that allows her to sing 2 octaves higher than her natural voice.



    73. 73

      She looks like a really old drag queen



    74. 74

      So I seriously thought this was her mom for a second. Oh dear, that isn't good. But the song isn't that bad actually.



    75. 75

      WOW….that is soooooo not good. I almost feel bad for her.



    76. 76

      I agree this is not the best picture of Brooke, but I really like the song and that's what I understood Perez asked us to comment on — the song. Brooke, keep up the good work!!!!



    77. 77

      This song is just as bad as she looks in this picture!



    78. 78

      She looks like Cameron Diaz's MUCH older uglier brother….



    79. 79

      Is it just me or does she look more like Linda Hogan in this picture. She looks really old.



    80. 80

      What the hell is up with her face!?



    81. 81

      No clue how old she is but in this pic she looks about 44.



    82. 82

      this woman looks like late 40s or 50s this is the poster girl on y fake and bake is BAD for your skin!!! try mystic brooke and lotsa spf 30



    83. 83

      Seriously she looks so old. She really could pass as her mom's sister.



    84. 84

      PLEEEEASE get this bitch of the TV- computer screens- & radio!!!! .. its nauseating. she trannyl is my age and she can pass for my mom. or dad…….



    85. 85

      Her family is annoying but I think the girl does have a good voice. I think it's a shame that she gets nowhere with her music there are so many other musicians out there that are super famous and their music sucks.

      I think if she weren't attached to her family she'd possibly have some success. I think her mistake was coming out with that reality show, and then her name Brooke Hogan…Maybe if she just used the name Brooke or used her real last name which most people didn't know it would have helped her.



    86. 86

      I'm thinking she was born a hermaphrodite, and they decided to keep her girly parts…..wrong decision.
      She looks like such a man. Everytime I see it, it always shocks the hell out of me.



    87. 87

      Got 2 0:26 and I had 2 stop….:(…..She Looks Olda Than she is Even Tho Idon't Kno How Old she actually is.



    88. 88

      WHY DOES SHE LOOK SO OLD I never can tell if that is her or her mother eww



    89. 89

      man face hooker!



    90. 90

      WHAT A FUGLY MAN…OH TRANNY, NO I MEAN MAN! JUST SAY NO TO ROIDS!

      BUTT UGLY!!! BUTT UGLY!!! BUTT UGLY!!! BUTT UGLY!!! BUTT UGLY!!!
      BUTT UGLY!!! BUTT UGLY!!! BUTT UGLY!!! BUTT UGLY!!! BUTT UGLY!!!
      BUTT UGLY!!! BUTT UGLY!!! BUTT UGLY!!! BUTT UGLY!!! BUTT UGLY!!!
      BUTT UGLY!!! BUTT UGLY!!! BUTT UGLY!!! BUTT UGLY!!! BUTT UGLY!!!
      BUTT UGLY!!! BUTT UGLY!!! BUTT UGLY!!! BUTT UGLY!!! BUTT UGLY!!!



    91. 91

      she looks like a tranny in this pic



    92. 92

      Is this the momma or the daughter??



    93. 93

      She should apologize to her mom publicly for telling lies and untruths. She should also hang up her music shitz cause it aint ever going to happen. Get a real job and quit trying to kiss Perez's ass. He knows a phoney when he sees one.



    94. 94

      Re: JigSaw

      Damn! You are right!



    95. 95

      She looks older than her mum….



    96. 96

      SHE IS OLDEST LOOKING 21 YEAR OLD IN THE WORLD!!!! WHY DOES SHE LOOK SO DARN OLD??? SHE HONESTLY COULD PASS FOR 40!!! VERY ODD….



    97. 97

      I like it? Whats wrong with it? Her voice is no weaker than britney spears.



    98. 98

      Is this Brooke or her Grandma? be serious



    99. 99

      Hulk NEVER should have reproduced.



    100. 100

      Ok I didn't think it was THAT bad….

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