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No Longer A Wonderland! John Mayer's Folks Split

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No relationship in John Mayer's life is safe, not even his own parents' marriage!

The rents of the musician officially and legally called it quits on Wednesday, finalizing their divorce with very little dispute or drama at a Bridgeport, CT, family court.

No word on how John is taking it, but we can guess the self-centered sensitive musician is off sulking in a corner, writing a sad little song, and hating on himself.

If only he would just stay in that corner!

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57 comments to “No Longer A Wonderland! John Mayer's Folks Split”



  1. 1

    Perez, are you mad that John Mayer wouldn't fuck you?
    is that why you're so biter?
    have some fucking compassion, divorce is a terrible thing and it must be hard on them.
    god, you are such a jerk!



  2. 2

    mean first sentence



  3. 3

    Perez, I lose respect for you more and more everyday.
    Divorce can actually affect people even if they're not young children. I think it is insulting that you are joking around about John Mayer sulking in a corner about it. Did your parents not give you much love?

    I bet if his parents were gay, you would SO much more sympathetic, because that's all you seem to care about.



  4. 4

    Why are there pubes on his face?



  5. 5

    COULDNT HAVE HAPPENED TO A BETTER DOUCHEBAG!!!



  6. 6

    Perez, you're going to get your comeuppance and we'll all be thrilled. What kind of bitter old queen before her time are you that you can get enjoyment out this private family drama? Also, what makes you think that this is any of our business?



  7. 7

    Jennifer Aniston and Ryan Gosling = Marriage!!!!!!!!!!Jennifer Aniston and Ryan Gosling = Marriage!!!!!!!!!!Jennifer Aniston and Ryan Gosling = Marriage!!!!!!!!!!Jennifer Aniston and Ryan Gosling = Marriage!!!!!!!!!!Jennifer Aniston and Ryan Gosling = Marriage!!!!!!!!!!Jennifer Aniston and Ryan Gosling = Marriage!!!!!!!!!!Jennifer Aniston and Ryan Gosling = Marriage!!!!!!!!!!Jennifer Aniston and Ryan Gosling = Marriage!!!!!!!!!!Jennifer Aniston and Ryan Gosling = Marriage!!!!!!!!!!



  8. 8

    who cares, John Mayer is a dirty trash can filled with poop.



  9. 9

    way to not tell us how long theyve been together, or any other details about the relationship. GOD this site SUCKS sometimes!



  10. 10

    i hope this piece of shit is forever scarred by this. . . no one would deserve it more!!!



  11. 11

    Damn this was a shitty post Perez… You talk lots about douches, and I often agree, but now you just acted like a bigger douche bag yourself.



  12. 12

    Used to think he was soo cute. No, looking nasty.



  13. 13

    NUMBER 1 AGAIN!
    WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO!
    tee hee =]



  14. 14

    Why so mad at John? Cause he wouldn't go the full way with you or because he denied at first kissing you? Which one is it? Bitter much?



  15. 15

    ugly kid

  16. Babss says – reply to this


    16

    yeah… it's so funny to make a joke out off divorce….
    Oh and when a harsh joke/comment is made about homosexuality rhe whole
    world should be against is. F. u Perez!. No im not against gay marriage, but making fun of som1 elses shit just isn´t right.. But u dont care do u????



  17. 17

    That kind of shit should be off limits. Why do you revel in other peoples misery?



  18. 18

    Great reporting Perez. No other facts but they split? You spent more space slamming with your own comments that no one cares about. Way to HATE.

  19. tk77 says – reply to this


    19

    I can't believe you would stoop so low as to post on something like this. Divorce is a really sad thing, and it's horrible that it happened to his family. I can't believe you would make a joke out of this. What an asshole move, Perez.



  20. 20

    Thats pretty low even for you Perez. It seems the only time you consider any feelings are when they involve Gay rights. I wish you'd have alittle more compassion for someone other than yourself sometimes. It'd go a long way. Sorry but, in this case, YOUR THE DOUCHE!



  21. 21

    ISN'T HIS DAD 83 YEARS OLD? WHY DIVORCE NOW, HE'LL DIE SOON



  22. 22

    I will start by saying that I'm a huge fan of your site and you as a person BUT don't talk trash about his parents divorce. I know that you're not trashing the divorce directly but trashing John Mayer in such a hard period of his life is just not cool. He might be old and moved out and so, but parents splitting up is still a very difficult thing to deal with no matter what time in your life it happens at. Leave him alone for a while.



  23. 23

    i dont see why ppl think this guy is cute! he looks like mark anthony with a few extra pounds!



  24. 24

    Why do people get divorced after that many years? By that time you're already used to the other person's annoying habits and bathroom extravaganzas. My parents were married for 35 years and got divorced and then ran into each other at the grocery store 10 years later and started right back up again and got remarried. They were both like f*ck the single life sucked and this is the only other person I've been able to trust.



  25. 25

    how old is john mayer?

    i doubt he'll suffer the same amount of trauma a child would suffer from divorce. But who knows, maybe he'll try to milk it. I know that when my parents spilt the only thing I felt was relief.



  26. 26

    oh god, this is only going to make this big baby need MORE attention. he's going to be twittering and blogging and whining up a storm full of "look at me - i need more attention"…. ugh.



  27. 27

    SHAVE THOSE PUBES OFF YOUR FACE YOU UGLY LITTLE FUCK!!!!



  28. 28

    Ha ha, you douche! I swear I've never despised celebrities as much as I do this guy and Miley Cyrus.



  29. 29

    HIS DAD IS OVER 80 years old! WHY would anyone get a divorce at like 84!!!!! WTH?!?!?!



  30. 30

    What do you have against John Mayer? I like him, yeah he might be a little bit of an attention whore but he makes some good music and I respect that.



  31. 31

    "hating on himself", Where in the English language is that grammatically correct?



  32. 32

    IF I WAS MARRIED TO SOMEONE WHO HAD PRODUCED THAT PIECE OF SHIT, I WOULD WANT A DIVORCE TO!!! AND TO KILL HIM/MYSELF!!!!



  33. 33

    this guy is getting faggier looking by the day.

  34. tk77 says – reply to this


    34

    Re: tigrrrlilly – He hasn't posted a single thing on twitter in like three days, so why don't you cut the guy some slack. His parents just got divorced and that really sucks.



  35. 35

    Perez, how heatless can you possibly be? I don't care if you don't like him, but give me a break. My parents divorced when I was 21, and it sucked so bad. I feel really, really bad for John Mayer. Seriously, you are being a total A**HOLE!!!!



  36. 36

    Petty.



  37. 37

    Divorce sucks.



  38. 38

    It's missing in how long his parents have been together.
    My parents have been together for 42 years and are now divorcing. As an only child, and someone who is very close to them, I take this very hard. It's a very emotional thing to deal with.
    My parents are both in their late 60's. My mom is now alone in a big house, wondering how to pay for and maintain everything. My dad is off to "find himself" or whatever the fuck that means.
    I wish John and his family the best.
    And Perez, I take this personally when you mock his situation.



  39. 39

    Your so bitter John was grossed out by your advances that you are poking fun at a pretty sad thing in someones life. You really have no respect for yourself or anyone else do you….sounds like you had a pretty rotton mother for you to have turned out as hateful and judgemental as you are! Or was it your daddy and he didn't give you any attention…or was it too much attention? John…my heart goes out to you man. It sucks your parents split, especially after making it this long, but as you well know shit happens in relationships and people grow apart. What can you do. Regards to you none the less, and just be sure to support both of them through it because they'll always be your P's…..



  40. 40

    I used to really like him. Unfortunately, his ego is too big for my taste. He sucks now. He was far better when he was young and sorta naive.



  41. 41

    That's sad. Don't put him down today, Perez.



  42. 42

    "Wonderland" always makes me think of 25. Really wish for that right now. Prince song in that moment!!! You have no idea!!! Ymi, bg 46



  43. 43

    Re: baloneytits – First of all STFU already.. repeat much?!! Secondly, you can't spell worth a shit you hillbilly fucktard. Third, JM has more talent and personality in one pubic hair than your entire sack of pus you call self.



  44. 44

    I get that you're a gossip site and you live and breathe by disaster and hurt, but this is too much. I've been a loyal reader since 06, and I'm done. You're too obsessed with your own celebrity and you just aren't fun to read any more.
    I'm sticking with Defamer and CDWN



  45. 45

    Perez you offically suck - no matter how old you are divorce hurts - BTW - what's up with your parents???? I bet they did a number on you wich would explain ALOT!



  46. 46

    Perez shut the f up! You are sooo mean to everyone it really makes me wanna see your fall, your karma time will come and you will pay up for all the bs you are doing!
    Neither his dad or mom are celebs and it's no ones business whatever happened… I dislike Mayer but I think you are being nasty and wrong with your remarks, the fact that he is nauseated by you and he rejected you 1000 times doesn't give you the right to be an ass to him!



  47. 47

    Every time I read an exchange of digs between Meyer and P-Nasty, I think of Kramer's quote off "Seinfeld": "Can't you two see you're in love with each other?" :-)



  48. 48

    P.S. I am sorry to hear about this divorce. Sucks at any age.



  49. 49

    baloneytits…
    ugly before…nasty after
    you shoulda saved your $$$$
    what's your problem with Mayer?



  50. 50

    Seriously–what a hateful bitch you are, Perez. I'm done with you.

    And you idiots commenting in saying he deserves it? what a bunch of losers. He deserves it cause he has talents, a sense a humor, and a giant wang? Jealous much?



  51. 51

    …iits okay for a man 2 cry!!….lol maybe his family wuz close divorces can be rough situations!!



  52. 52

    divorcez can be rough!!!



  53. 53

    No need for your rude comments Perez!
    Divorce is serious. Have a heart. Okay?



  54. 54

    Well, how embarrassing…their own son couldn't even keep Jennifer Anniston.
    They raised a musical retard. lol



  55. 55

    Mario, you're an asshole. This is not new information, but this post above all others proves you're an insensitive jackass. Belittling others must be the way you can feel superior - just like a true bully.

    Why is it you're famous? And why does anyone care what you think? Mind-boggling.



  56. 56

    ct ? bpt? whoaa! i live there !



  57. 57

    Wow, I'm no John Mayer fan, but that's some cutting vitriol Mario.