Perhaps The Worst Song EVER!

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Heidi Montag couldn't make something this bad if she tried!

Remember Linni Meister? You probably don't!

We first posted about the Norwegian blonde two years ago, when she did a cover of Survivor by Destiny's Child.

Well, Linni is back and this time she's out with an original song.

CLICK HERE to listen to and watch the video for My Ass.

It really puts the ho in HOrrific!

Posted: May 28, 2009 at 9:38 am / Email this »

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199 comments to “Perhaps The Worst Song EVER!”

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likedemapples says – reply to this

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Well I don't know what the fuck that was but would sure be happy to never hear it again!
RobPnMeShouldB says – reply to this

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sooooo….where's the celebrity?
Dani_is_me says – reply to this

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Oh dear
WhitePony says – reply to this

4

Hahahahaha. When I first saw this I thought it was Brooke Hogan lol. But this song makes Brooke sound amazing!
YoBetch says – reply to this

5

This is certainly vomit inducing.
ShayHart says – reply to this

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I can't believe I watched that whole video.
a.si.soy says – reply to this

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sounds like the chipmuncks are high
shoegal09 says – reply to this

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I Like it
MERV THE PERV says – reply to this

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Probably the best song of the year.with her strong sooothy voice.She will go all the way to the top and sell more records than Madonna and Miriah Carey put together!!and her husband is a famous rap star!
hannepanne says – reply to this

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I am so ashamed to be Norwegian right now.
supersally says – reply to this

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Someone please pour hot battery acid in my ear canals and put an end to this agonizing fuckery.
truth in life says – reply to this

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I bet she loves having a BIG C#*k up in that thing hate the song but us st8 boys love the ass in that video
Laury says – reply to this

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Nooooooooo!!!! Not that Mickey-Mouse voiced skank again!! Seriously, is she popular in Norway? Because there's no way she can have a career outside of her country.
Ravencrave says – reply to this

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Wow…….. that was like listing to Alvin and the Chipmunks, that can't really be her singing voice, can it? Nobody can sound that sqeeky
bigt says – reply to this

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does she even know the words? so confused
james89 says – reply to this

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she has a damn ugly face! the video is hilarious tho because its so shit
cfotes says – reply to this

17

pretty funny
Wingy says – reply to this

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Remember Stacie Q (Two of Hearts)?? Sounds like her reincarnated.
marlie! says – reply to this

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HAHAHAAAA!
oh dear lord.
cfotes says – reply to this

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if it was a guy perez would be lovin it
JigSaw says – reply to this

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Re: RobPnMeShouldB – they are coming up with a new alphabet just so she can be on the ?-list
AmydeFaye says – reply to this

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Well, that surely scared me to death!
sKadooo says – reply to this

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Her parents must be proud
Larizza says – reply to this

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Is she Nicole Richies alternative evil from the Simple Life early days?
kklikk says – reply to this

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Hmmm… isn't that Nicole Ritchie after a weight gain??
Fire says – reply to this

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That your MOM but the HO in HO Fat AZZ!!!!!!!!!!
mondeo says – reply to this

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Looool!
jujumcfrance says – reply to this

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OMG it was painful !!!
buffymybasset says – reply to this

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Sounds like a 5 year old singing… and the "one" person who said they liked it… wow, clean out your ears.. that is NOT music!
little-mi$$-$uperficial says – reply to this

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o….m….g! im so unbelievably scared right now, im quite surprised at myself for allowing me to watch the first 20 seconds of it
Tone_Hearts_Perez says – reply to this

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Re: Laury –

She's not actually popular. She was on the norwegian version of survivor, and the host of the show tought she could sell cd's to horny teenagers, so he gave her a record deal.
AgentOrange says – reply to this

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I thought you were exaggerating until I played the video. Has she been inhaling helium, or is she channeling the chipmunks?
injoynsorrow says – reply to this

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EARS. BLEEDING. ICK.
taboobaboo says – reply to this

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This makes me embarrassed as a norwegian..
shaddin387 says – reply to this

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Are you fucking kidding me? Are you calling that a song? And God, she has to be the biggest whore with the fakest boobs and the shittiest piece of crap she's calling music. Ugh! I'm disgusted!
Tarabee says – reply to this

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Re: a.si.soy – You took the words right out of my mouth.
ToToJoe says – reply to this

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Hahaha bitch can't lip sync to save her life. Still love it tho!!
andreinac13 says – reply to this

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I DON'T KNOW WHO THE HELL SHE IS
BUT THAT'S FUCKING TORTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
seanetic says – reply to this

39

This is highlarious! lolz
LovelyLucy says – reply to this

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What were those two posters of that the girls were walking across the set with? It looked like they said something like, "snow death" or something? Or maybe they said "slow death", because that is what listening to this song felt like.
taboobaboo says – reply to this

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She was very unsure if she wanted this video to go official or not. It was shot over a year ago, but she finally gave in from pressure from the record producers. She just got knocked up and is now trying to be taken more serious.. ha!
Shuyinda says – reply to this

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Ho Lord… That's embarassing.. And I thought she was preggers?! wher's the tummy?? O_o..
Matt73 says – reply to this

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I fucking LOVE it rotflmao!
shaddin387 says – reply to this

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Re: MERV THE PERV – You ARE being sarcastic, right?
The DOUCHEess says – reply to this

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That is disgusting.
pollopicu says – reply to this

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what a nasty ass pathetic whore.
JessikaRabbit83 says – reply to this

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Classy!!!

Something tells me Heidi could top this…with minimal effort.
lightdragon says – reply to this

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Re: a.si.soy – I think you're right. first thing i said was a ripoff of Alvin and the chipmunks.

Anyhow this is supposed to be a porn video with the types you just lower the volume to mute.

I'm guessing this might be a joke.
Solia says – reply to this

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oh my god what is this!!!
MERV THE PERV says – reply to this

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Re: shaddin387 – #44 yes!
Pixie_Princess says – reply to this

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Omg there was only two word i could understand throughout that whole song! God damn awful!!
xcalibur says – reply to this

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HAHAHA! THAT WAS A CUTE SPOOF, WASN'T BAD CHIPMUNK SONG. AS FOR FATSO MARIO YOU COULDNT CARRY A NOTE UNLESS SOMEONE PUT A STICK UP YOUR ASS WHICH IM SURE HAPPENS QUITE OFTEN. AND IM SURE YOU KISS ENOUGH CELEBS ASS TO GET THE STORIES. JUST SAYIN.
emobarbie says – reply to this

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there were just so many thing wrong with that whole thing
sunshyne says – reply to this

54

Glad to know the voice behind Hampster Dance found more work.
Beckie08 says – reply to this

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Oh dear God, what the hell was that…
Zonnetje says – reply to this

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Pleased, don't think that all norwegian girls are like this!! Because theyre not What a shame for the country!!
BugsLabellle says – reply to this

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My ears are BLEEDING!!!! Damn you Perez for putting this on your blog; I actually watched the whole f***ing video!! Re: Wingy, good call with the Stacey Q comparison.
Zonnetje says – reply to this

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Re: Laury – No she's not
Ooch says – reply to this

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WHAT…was that?
justdance88 says – reply to this

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it's like free porn but something you don't even want to watch who the fuck would want to make this and pay her to sing GOD
tranwreck says – reply to this

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ok, there's a market for everything. Bad taste knows "no boundaries."
c-diddy says – reply to this

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i smell a Grammy, or is that her ass! got the line "take a long look at my ass, how long do you think you would last" stuck in my head - eeeek!!!!!!
tellall says – reply to this

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I can't understand what she's singing.
alibeat8907 says – reply to this

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Wow. Her voice makes my ears bleed,(well, not literally of course.haha)
dakrox says – reply to this

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Are you kidding? That was the most amazing and awesome thing I have ever seen/heard. Look at how much fun she is having…that is my new favorite!
Shiloh Nouvel says – reply to this

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ew.
i ONLY RESISTED FOR 5 SECONDS.
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bitchtitsaurus says – reply to this

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LMAO WTF IS THAT?
piggsie says – reply to this

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Another GAGATASTIC tranny …yawn.
Brendolynne says – reply to this

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What the hell was that and why, oh why did I click on it before my second cup of coffee?! I couldn't understand half of what she was singing but then I only last 13 seconds into it. Excuse me while I vomit. God that was awful.
Maddie91 says – reply to this

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This makes me ashamed to be norwegian! She cant sing, and she is so ugly. Noone in Norway takes her singing siriously.
Ogre says – reply to this

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OH MY DEAR F…N GOD !!!!!!
Why do some people have to torture others like this……..can't she just go and do porn like she was meant to and leave us be??????
----Beam--Me--Up--Snottie---- says – reply to this

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I'm a BARBIE GIRL in a BARBIE WORLD?
Crazydude says – reply to this

73

Whats with the random advertisements for the movie Dead Snow? Is this how they promote movies there?
Dandy Lion says – reply to this

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holy shit!!! how do you comment on that???
Paris Hilton Looks Like A Flamingo says – reply to this

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Women everywhere… even that dead ones… are cringing. What is this mess about? Seriously, this isn't music. This is softcore porn. Heidi Montag, you're NOT the worst in the "industry". God help us all.
Paris Hilton Looks Like A Flamingo says – reply to this

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And truth be told, she's not pretty. Stupid men tend to thing gals like this are hot… they may be "sexy", but they're not pretty.
wigglypuff says – reply to this

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This is a commercial for the Norwegian movie Dead snow (Død snø), and they have used the song to start a viral campaign. I suppose it could be called a success getting it on Perez.
wigglypuff says – reply to this

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By the way, her voice is like that in real life too. Probably for sucking too much c**k.
Stefnilove says – reply to this

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Wow the rims really add a nice touch…..what a Clap Trap!!
snobbya says – reply to this

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This is so bad, im embarrassed, beeing a norwegian today.
SparklingVanilla says – reply to this

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Oh. My. Freaking. God! Now THAT'S something to be proud of!
totalxeclipsex says – reply to this

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disturbing. on more than one level.
geez_louise says – reply to this

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brooke hogan + nicole ritchie + a little brittany murphy
robynnn6 says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHA i love it.
that was hilarious.
it's so bad, that's why it's amazing.
SoCal says – reply to this

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OK, I watched it 20 times to see what was so bad about it. Was there any singing? I have to go to my bunk now…
ChaChaJunkshow says – reply to this

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Heidi wishes she could write something this awesome. Besides its pretty much the same as any of her crap… Heidi may not come right out and actually say, "Take a good long look at my ass" but the implication is definitely there.
NikaFashionista says – reply to this

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Ummm. wtf?
cupcake sprinkles says – reply to this

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I can honestly say that I also, am ashamed to be Norwegian as well. I couldn't understand hardly a word! And she's got a major butterface!
M.artina says – reply to this

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I watched it for 30 seconds, I can't believe this is serious, how can she ever taken serious by other people or herself after making this.. I hope for her she still has a life after this.. it's horrible!
ladyvander says – reply to this

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I think I can talk on behalf of all my fellow norwegians and say that this is embarrassing!
Nicoman says – reply to this

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That was fucking great!
girllovesgossip says – reply to this

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that was disgusting. why did you even waste your time posting that perez? it just made me and everyone else who attempted to watch also waste their time.
jtaime says – reply to this

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dear god MAKE IT STOP!!!
Gagacurious says – reply to this

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Seriously. what's wrong with me…I don't know if it was that "ass" or the chipmunk voice or the fact that she looks like a cow and a pig…but something made me watch the video to the end. By the way, I just decided not to ever go to Norway, ever.
Letty Spaghetti says – reply to this

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Blah!
I Want $20,000 Kisses! says – reply to this

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wtf was that !?!?!?
I Want $20,000 Kisses! says – reply to this

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wtf was this?!!?!? she should just stick with porn…
love me tender says – reply to this

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I couldn't understand a word except "my ass, my ass"
aldi28 says – reply to this

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hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahaahhaahahhahahahahahahahahaha
wtfffff
Mokkelokke says – reply to this

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Thes Smurf's are back…
And she's NOT popular here in Norway even though she think'sshe is….
Sorry Linni, but this is painful….