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Perhaps The Worst Song EVER!

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Heidi Montag couldn't make something this bad if she tried!

Remember Linni Meister? You probably don't!

We first posted about the Norwegian blonde two years ago, when she did a cover of Survivor by Destiny's Child.

Well, Linni is back and this time she's out with an original song.

CLICK HERE to listen to and watch the video for My Ass.

It really puts the ho in HOrrific!

    Posted: May 28, 2009 at 9:38 am / Email this  »
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    1. 101

      YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!



    2. 102

      Trust me, she is NOT popular here in Norway. But in a small country like Norway is, anyone who manage to put their face on TV for even a second is a celebrity. The press has to have someone to gossip about I guess:D Now she is pregnant and she got engaged during the recording of the norwegian version of wipe-out. (It was reeaally embarressing). AND they are currently making a realityshow on her pregnancy.
      She has said herself though that she sounds like a "smurf on helium", and she got it after a tonsil removal as a child. O_o



    3. 103

      At least her ass looks better than her face. I bet it even produces a better sound!



    4. 104

      ಠ_ಠ



    5. 105

      This is extremely embarassing to watch as a Norwegian. I hope no one thinks that this is liked by (most) Norwegians, and certainly don't think that shit like this is played on the radio/TV! HOrrific indeed!



    6. 106

      LMAO Thanks I needed that….Too Funny



    7. 107

      Haha! it's so funnyy:P



    8. 108

      did she say 'everybody come with me and do the dinosaur'?



    9. 109

      What the hell………?



    10. 110

      "my ass… my ass…" Was someone vacuuming her ass? hahahahahahahaha



    11. 111

      wow. i can't believe i watched nearly the whole thing, what a waste of time… kindof like a car crash… tragic but you just can't look away.



    12. 112

      is that nicole richie?!? lol

    13. slgee says – reply to this


      113

      Re: ladyvander –
      I love your Debbie Harry icon!



    14. 114

      This is awesome, watched the video twice and I can`t get this song out of my head. This is perhaps " THE BEST SONG EVER " What a hit, and what a girl



    15. 115

      I'm not ashamed to be Norwegian. This is a joke!
      It is a popular genre in my country - politically incorrect music.



    16. 116

      Im sorry, but I am a chick [black] and loved that song. Its really funny and catchy. Propz to that chick there.



    17. 117

      Its fake



    18. 118

      Re: Laury – Outside her country? Outside the shower! Not even that actually.. That video's just sad..



    19. 119

      O.M.F.G.



    20. 120

      what the hell was that?



    21. 121

      is her ass her face? good lord.



    22. 122

      HAHAHA! I thought that was old Nichole Ritchie making a joke video



    23. 123

      How long have Alvin and the Chipmunks been doing voice-over work for cheap softcore porn? Did I miss something?



    24. 124

      OMG. I'm so ashamed of being from Norway right now.



    25. 125

      that was the funniest thing ive ever seen



    26. 126

      ok so this is a joke right?



    27. 127

      Usually I am proud of being Norwegian, but listening to this just made me a bit unsure. I feel bad for Linni's future kids (since she's pregnant now…) Find something better to do, Linni! You can't sing, AT ALL!!!!



    28. 128

      Re: Ravencrave –

      She really does sing like that! AND I KNOW! IT'S HORRIBLE!!!! She talk with a Smurf voice too!



    29. 129

      Re: Laury –

      Trust me. She is not popular. WE ALL HATE HER! I feel sorry for her future child! (she's pregnant now…)



    30. 130

      WOW. just wow. lol. hahaha. she looks retarded



    31. 131

      The "helium voice" affectation is distracting. All I can understand her say is "look at my ass" and something about her tits. Ho-hum…………….she's cute and everything, but she's be gone quickly enough (except in the pages of Playboy).



    32. 132

      that song doesnt even deserve a place on the ass of a 3 humped constipated llama with herpes. some horny norwegian teenage boys might be happy though

    33. Esty says – reply to this


      133

      OMG it's like listening to Alvin And the chipmunks!!!! it's terrible



    34. 134

      haha, i actually got a kick out of this! (silly buns!) lol! who cares if it sucks? it's frickin' hilarious! haha

    35. ahf says – reply to this


      135

      I think shes funny, I also think she might be pregnant there, thats a little bit wrong. Love the movie advertising in the background.
      Im always a proud Norwegian!



    36. 136

      looks like nicole ritchie…



    37. 137

      I definitely couldn't listen to this bitch on the radio but I could look at her TITTAYS all day long.



    38. 138

      wtf………………..O_O



    39. 139

      this bitch sounds like a fucking chipmunck!



    40. 140

      that was horrendous.
      not to mention the fact that she's hideous.



    41. 141

      at least she recognize she is a PUTA



    42. 142

      i kinda like it XD



    43. 143

      what the fuck?



    44. 144

      I only lasted 29 seconds. That was terrible! Was this a porno?



    45. 145

      "You lov emy silly buns!" LOOOOOOL! eeeeek why do I keep watching this?!!!



    46. 146

      ewwwwwwwwwwwww.
      just ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.



    47. 147

      ARE U SERIOUS???????!!!!!!!!!!!!! I RATHER BE LOCKED UP AND TIED TO A CHAIR ND LISTEN TO THE CHIMPUNKS A MONTH STR8



    48. 148

      Fuck you Perez! You just wasted 10 seconds out my life. can't believe I watched that. I'm such an idiot.



    49. 149

      take a long good look at my ass! haha wtf???



    50. 150

      I am ashamed to be Norwegian.



    51. 151

      i think my brain just melted…



    52. 152

      Wtf…..

      The only thing I understood was my ass and boobs or something. What a waste of 56 seconds.



    53. 153

      AAAAAAAAAAAh totally looks like Nicole Richie back in her hey-day when she had meat on her bones. This chick looks like she really just wants to be in a porno.



    54. 154

      Wow.. What the fuck…

      Teletubby music set to a transsexual stripper?



    55. 155

      I don't know what you guys are talking about, my ass says hey! all the time. I think I might need the magical lyrics of this song.



    56. 156

      is she one of the chipmunks? oh, quality video, you betcha.



    57. 157

      The only difference between Linni and Heidi Montag is that Linni actually knows how much she sucks. Heidi don't..



    58. 158

      At least she obviously doesn't take herself seriously unlike GAGa



    59. 159

      NO, thankfully she's NOT popular in Norway!!
      shes preggers now, and ashamed about the whole thing.. she says..



    60. 160

      OMG! Today I'm embarrassed over beeing from Norway! No one in Norway even likes this girl, and the song/video is awful!



    61. 161

      what are you talking about? that is probably the best song ive ever heard
      BAHA O_O



    62. 162

      «My Ass»

      Now everybody knows all about my boobs (they're okay!) But no one ever gave a toss about my tush (no way!) Which is a pity, you'll love mye silly buns (my silly buns) You know a girl like me, I bake 'em in in the sun (bake 'em in the sun)

      Cause when I look around I see some hot juice Looking for something extra special to hold on to And when I hit the ground I'm on the dance floor Everybody come with me and do the guided tour

      Take a long, good look at my ass

      How long you think you'd last?

      How long you think you'd last?

      Take a long, good look at my ass

      My ass

      How long you think you'd last?

      Now everybody wanna tell tell the truth (tell the truth) About my ass and how I'm supposed to spend my youth (spend my youth) They point their finger, just pointing everyday (everyday) You wanna know just what my ass has got to say? (it says hey!)

      And many years from now, when I'm a proper MILF Responsible and friendly to thy neighbour Pick up the kids from school and buy a box of milk My figure's getting floppy, but I still find time to sing, I still find time to sing

      Take a long, good look at my ass

      How long you think you'd last

      How long you think you'd last

      Take a long, good look at my ass

      My ass - How long you think you'd last



    63. 163

      well, that made me deaf!



    64. 164

      ooomg whahahahaha that must be fake. She s the example of a dumb blonde.



    65. 165

      Re: Masenko Candy – you are disowned by the chick and black community!



    66. 166

      honestly i have no clue wtf she was saying the only thing i understood was "my ass" lmaoo .. omg that was the definitely the worst song ever. what ho !!! xDDD…. gosh my ears were bleeding !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    67. 167

      that's Adam Lambert five years from now



    68. 168

      one of the times i don't wantr to be a norwegian! but how is that suddenly "blurred" , in norway we saw the whole thing:P



    69. 169

      she sounds like a chipmunk



    70. 170

      Damn you Perez! Now I have to know she exists. I feel like less of a person for having watched that.



    71. 171

      Lol this video is fuckin hilarious.



    72. 172

      Well.
      I live in Norway, and I know that norwegians love their body.
      I mean, first came Lene Alexandra with "My Boobs"
      Don't know if you remeber that one, and then Linni came with this, "My ass"
      And the worst part is that you have to listen to them because they suck that much.
      - What's next ? My ear ? My toe ?



    73. 173

      WTF WAS THAT?????????????? THAT WAS NOT GOOD !!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE SO RIGHT IT SUCKS!



    74. 174

      From Linnis homepage:
      - Først og fremst er det fantastisk tekst! Så befriende over kanten og til de grader outrert. Den passer perfekt til min chipmunkstemme. Jeg tror faktisk verden trenger slike som meg, som gir de noe å le av. Og det er utrolig kult at de fleste folk skjønner at det er en humoristisk låt.

      - It's a fantastic text. So over the top, and it suits my chipmunkvoice perfectly. I actually believe the world needs someone like me, to give people something to laugh about,and it's incredibly cool that so many understands how humoristic it's supposed to be.
      (sorry for my bad English)



    75. 175

      wow!!! what a fucking slut-whore!! never ever wanna hear that again! u no ur a whore when u look inocent while doing a fucking porn vid!!!!!!!



    76. 176

      oh dear god. never. never ever again. oh no! please! nooooooooooooooo

    77. meg87 says – reply to this


      177

      linni is sweet:)

      lindahjohnsen. blogg. no



    78. 178

      lmfao!!! I cant understand her! What is she saying!? I can understand "my ass and thats it". pmsl.

    79. Angly says – reply to this


      179

      Holy- BEEEEP-*
      Im from norway and I haven´t heard this shit..

      I cant belive that this is what we have to bring out to the world..
      She sounds like a frog on helium.
      Make here go away…… PLEASE



    80. 180

      She's like a horrible rip off of Rollergirl… and she was so 10 years ago…. in Europe! Lol



    81. 181

      Re: LovelyLucy – it's for some movie called Dead Snow, but I don't even think she's in it!!!



    82. 182

      Oh god my fucking ears.



    83. 183

      OMG. This is beyond terrible that it made me laugh!
      I like the intro though!!
      I think she looks like Brittany Murphy.



    84. 184

      Re: Carpe Diem –
      LOL
      LOL
      LOL



    85. 185

      I don't mind the tune, it's kinda catchy I suppose; though her voice is absolutely dreadful.



    86. 186

      Awful..anyway..this song was made to promote the movie Dead snow :) or Død snø :)



    87. 187

      Re: MERV THE PERV – You're not too far away from the truth, her boyfriend won the scandinavian "wipeout" and then proposed to her… :P



    88. 188

      PLEASE EVERBODY! its just for fun. its a parody of the Norwegian Lene Alexandra's My Boobs Are Okey! And no, most people in Norway doesnt like her and her voice sounds like that when she talks to.. the reason she got in a studio is because the producer thinks that her music would sell because of her blond her and plastic body!



    89. 189

      Linni reminds me of a young Nicole Ritchie - anyone else see that?
      AHHH its a bit of fun I love the clip x



    90. 190

      eeeeewwwwwww that was so retarded she's like a slutty barbie doll



    91. 191

      Re: Harajuku –
      She iiiiis in porn….

    92. Unia says – reply to this


      192

      Know what's worse than that song? The fact that you don't understand it's a joke.



    93. 193

      Okay, on behalf of all norwegians, I am sorry! And for the record; We do not like this girl!! She is a skanky ho and shold do porn instead of music!
      This does not represent Norway!



    94. 194

      gawd what a fucking retard douche bag ass *take a look at my ass* gawd can you get anymore lesbianish



    95. 195

      Get a grip. "Im ashamed to be a Norwegian". She's ONE person. Everybody understands that she's not a spokesperson for Norway in any way. Im a Norwegian, who cares ?

      And no. You dont actually believe that her voice sounds like that for real? (That is when she talks normally) I promise u, its a combo of a baaad bad voice and computer-skills. And I actually dont like her myself, but u cant say she's ugly? Seriously, thats just insecure :)



    96. 196

      THat's funny. Almost as funny as all the jealous FAT GIRLS calling her ugly.



    97. 197

      The first time i watched this i was like WTF and i haven't been able to stop watching it for the past few weeks, i made it my ring tone. this song is so awful its great its like listening to toy box



    98. 198

      I think it's quite funny. This is not a serious song. I started laughing atleast.

      It takes a girl to sing this song. She know that she is a bad singer. But still she just "gives a fuck" and do it. I think she is brave and funny.



    99. 199

      I am realy ashamed! Seriously, her voice are fake. I live in Norway, and I know that NOone in Norway is proud of that shit. Yeak!

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