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KK at a photo shoot for Ocean Drive magazine earlier this week.

Kim Kardashian's face looks like that because ________.
[Image via Kim Kardashian.]

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KK at a photo shoot for Ocean Drive magazine earlier this week.

Kim Kardashian's face looks like that because ________.
[Image via Kim Kardashian.]
wtf?!….too light for ya, doll
she is secretly michael jacksons lovechild
she was wearing sunglasses while tanning
…she is secretly an Alien under all of that make-up.
she is a little, ugly whore
yum
well i dont know, but i am a make up artist for a living, and i do this when i am doing eye make up. You pile loose powder under the eyes, apply eye shadow, and then sweep away the mess of falling eyeshadow, with no base touch ups to boot!
shes a fugly whore!
*vomits*
she's pointless and nobody cares?
Its powder under her eyes to catch Eyeshadow fallout so it doesn't mess with her foundation (I'm a makeup artist)
Her little sisters did her make-up
She's about to put on eyeshadow…
Bad retouching.
…she's an alien?
fugggglay
because….she got make-up tips from Tyra
Because the makeup artist is trying to preserve their work below!
No big deal Perez. . .stop just making people jumpy!
what the f*ck…. seriously, Kim?
cuz her sun tan looks like shit lol
she had a sun tan with her huge sunglasses on
Because she's a dumb ass
she's a wanna-be Micheal Jackson!
Re: sarahsoda23 – I agree….Shes most likely correct…Quit hating on Kim, yall
SHE NEEDS TO STOP. STOP. STOP!!!!! WITH THE PLASTIC SURGERY. YUCK. SHE USED TO BE HOT. SHE'S STARTING TO LOOK LIKE A RODENT.
LOL
Because she's still in Make-Up! duh!
dried up jizz makes a good foundation.
Uhm. Self explanatory.
because someone with dusty buttcheeks just sat on it…
they haven't finished spray painting the forth layer of her makeup - you have to get the color combinations right and this takes time.
SHES A "BUTTERFACE" AND NEEDS TO WORK ON HER BORING LAME PORN!
Re: sarahsoda23 – Re: silverfoxx – Re: Osakhomen – Re: HonestyPlease – Re: ShadyLane –
I think we have the answer, peoples!
Because she wanted to do it like a " ganguro " ( google it if u don't know what i'm talking about )
she's going to do a smokey eyes
for those who know makeup, this is an initial application of a lighter foundation to bring her cheekbone outward and make her cheeks stand out. "contouring" Kevin Aquion was a master of this technique
because…. shes really a star trek extra still in costume
She's coming out with her own line of crappy cosmetics.
she cares too much about her looks
shes like this because her make up is not finished… i dont like her with lots of make up, doesnt look good on her
i also dont get the idea of taking pic of urself with a makeup which is not finished…
Because, it always does?
tan gone wrong maybe? aside from that, she's got a very nice bone structure. so jelous. don't dig the eyebrows though.
Wow you guys are a bunch of haters! She is obviously still in makeup…
haha no i bet they were trying to remake the picture from when she fell asleep with sunglasses on for the photo shoot. its clearly make-up here..that must be what they were going for.
She took dermatology tips from Michael Jackson.
because of her sunglass tan?
she's part alien
Re: sarahsoda23 – I am a make up artist as well and agree with this.. but pondering any other possibility certainly is more than entertaining.
it's a make up trick… putting powder under the eyes when the foundation as been putted up first to avoid splashes of eyes shadow on the foundation. We put the powder under the eyes then when it's done you just have to take out the rest of the powder and eyes shadow. (sorry i'm french)
she always has a smile on her face after BBD rams a fist up that ghetto booty!
It's her desperate attempt to look like a cute racoon since she is one fugly bitch and she knows there is no hope for her, unless she does a face transplant. I hope she never procriates.
She is an alien!
Re: Kyarochan – hahahahahaha i like your answer best. tyra does always stress the powder under the eyes
oh no Michael Jackson has taken over Kims body, somebody call Bille Jean
Yeahh,
she was sun tanning with glasses like 2 weeks agoo!
it usually blends in
she probably liked it and is trying to start a trend
her face looks so ugly
she needs a spray tan and an eyebrow waxing
Re: vampStarvixen –
lol am i dirty if that was what popped into my head first? well it's what i thought someone would definitely comment about.
boy she is odd looking, very alienesque, huge eyes, wide forhead pointy jaw, i am sorry but i dont see the appeal in her, she looks like her shit stinks really awful~ Ewwwwwwwwwwwww
Because for some reason people think getting cheek implants the size of Dolly Parton's tits is going to make them look better. It just completely deforms these people.
Wow her eyelashes look so weird. I know they're fake and all but my eyelashes are that long naturally and I'm just realizing what a weirdo I must look like on a daily basis… yeesh.
She's so pretty..
Re: SWEETPIECE! – I bet you miss my fist up your furry little ass don't you? How about some ATM for old times sake?
she'd rather be a drag queen than the natural beauty she is
she accidentely wiped off her spray on tan!
…because she secretly strives to be Morticia Addams.
She is looking like that because she is suffering from Michaeljacksonitis and if she does not have a professional take a look at this right away, she might be running the risk of going out in public with a hat, a mask, shades even at nights and a wide assorted nose tray which she may pick only one for the day that suits her mood.
This is a highly extravagant disease that only one person in the world is known to be suffering from it.
ITS HARD TO GET CUM STAINS OFF YOUR UGLY FACE YOU FREAKIN MEDIA WHORE!!!!!!
because she let an inexperienced drag queen do her makeup!
blah
i don't care
Woah!!!! Did they just use a bigass eraser on her cheeks or what??!??? She looks like Disney's Pocahontas-half colored in…
Is that a funhouse mirror? Creepy.She looks like an Alien
yet again she's in need of more attention.
they are reinacting her dumb ass from the last time she didn't take off her sunglasses!
Re: Kyarochan – AHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHA FOR TEH WIN
….because she stood to close to the space shuttle launch pad two weeks ago!Silly rabbit!
Geez Perez, Maybe its because loose powder is placed under the eyes and on the cheeks to sweep away eyeshadow easier….Being a Makeup Artist ROCKS!!!
I seriously do not get her appeal. Too much makeup, weird face. Also I find the fact that her entire family has cashed in on her sex tape very very creepy.
idk but she looks like a cute alien lol
isn't this the same pic that was posted awhile back when she stayed outside in the sun for too long???
pathetic!
It's to catch falling eyeshadow. My friends mom is a makeup artist and taught me this trick a few moths ago. No more random glittery-ness under my eyes anyore!
Perez I love you but this is REALLY old. SHe put it on her twitter weeks ago because she fell asleep in the sun with stupid huge sunglasses on.
did coke in a whole different way
because shes half way through showing her fans how she does her makeup. Its pretty simple, you use different coloured foundations to "contour" the face with dark and light.
Perez is a fag.
Because makeup artists put loose powder under your eyes before they apply eyeshadows. When the pieces fall you can brush them away with a powder brush.
For someone who wears soo much makeup, you think you would know.
chris brown started beating her after he found out whe was a tranny!
Re: DaisyJ – iknew it….
haha ew….
i hate her
lovernotahater says "for those who know makeup, this is an initial application of a lighter foundation to bring her cheekbone outward and make her cheeks stand out. "contouring" Kevin Aquion was a master of this technique"
****Not even close to the technique Kevyn Aucoin taught…he would never use different colors of foundations for contouring…please gets your facts straight before posting a comment this ridiculous agian…the makeup he used were highlighters + shaders (bronzer works like a charm)…poor Kevyn must be rolling over in his grave when people make references to his work that are this completely false…everyone else were dead on though about using powder under the eyes for easy clean-up****
she finally got nutted on by a white man…
I don't know, but they should put some of that powder on her forehead.
As a woman, I don't have a problem admiring another woman's beauty. But I don't understand what people find so beautiful about this girl. I just don't get the appeal. She looks like an alien, and she wears too much makeup.
lovernotahater says "for those who know makeup, this is an initial application of a lighter foundation to bring her cheekbone outward and make her cheeks stand out. "contouring" Kevin Aquion was a master of this technique"
I'llbeyourpinupgirl says: "because shes half way through showing her fans how she does her makeup. Its pretty simple, you use different coloured foundations to "contour" the face with dark and light."
****Not even close to the technique Kevyn Aucoin taught…he would never use different colors of foundations for contouring…please gets your facts straight before posting a comment this ridiculous agian…the makeup he used were highlighters + shaders (bronzer works like a charm)…i do contouring mildly everyday to slim my nose + bring out my cheekbones + the way Kim has the powder heavily applied does nothing for any of her features…poor Kevyn must be rolling over in his grave when people make references to his work that are this completely false…everyone else was dead on though about using powder under the eyes for easy clean-up* which is actually another technique that Kevyn was into as most good makeup artists are***
all those cumshots are drying up.
Re: Nany4444 – I never said she did it well I'm just saying thats what shes doing "contouring". Jeez calm down. Kim is beautiful and I don't think she needs so much makeup.
Her BUTT IMPLANTS blew up in her face!!! HAHAHA
Kim Kardashian's face looks like that because she doesn't have a mirror?…
who gives a shit?
I'llbeyourpinupgirl says: "Re: Nany4444 – I never said she did it well I'm just saying thats what shes doing "contouring". Jeez calm down. Kim is beautiful and I don't think she needs so much makeup. "
****I just think it's funny that people have no idea what they are talking about…no one who knows anything about makeup (Esp someone like Kim) would attempt contouring in this manner…she is beautiful + i'm sure she knows quite a few things about makeup which sorry to say darling you apparently do not…