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Filed under: Kim Kardashian

KK at a photo shoot for Ocean Drive magazine earlier this week.

Kim Kardashian's face looks like that because ________.

[Image via Kim Kardashian.]

Posted: May 30, 2009 at 2:45 pm / Email this »

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redrory says – reply to this

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Yes, obviously that loose powder is there to catch the eye makeup fall out, but it's really not the powder that looks bizarre, it's the insane cheek implants.
guiltypleazure says – reply to this

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Her title font is GORG! Anyone know what it may be called? Ahh, prob custom made.

Awesome…oh yeah, the makeup…step 1. ^_^
1sxyluv says – reply to this

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CUZ SHE WAS SNORTIN COKE AND FORGOT WERE HER NOSE WAS….
I'llbeyourpinupgirl says – reply to this

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Re: Nany4444 – Well I don't know much about makeup but you don't have to be patronising to someone because they don't know something. I study anthropology but I'm not gonna start calling you "darling" and patronising you because you dont know about something complex that I do. (assuming you're not an anthropologist)
vixposh says – reply to this

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she's really an alien!
J2thb says – reply to this

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She looks like an alien lol!!
sKadooo says – reply to this

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It looks good if you squint your eyes..
Shayla10 says – reply to this

108

she got a bad sunburn not to long ago
ImaPeach says – reply to this

109

>>>>>>
xsebastianx says – reply to this

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Re: whoever left that stpid comment earlier :Thats not the same picture she had on twitter, how can you not tell that its makeup?
miri<3 says – reply to this

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they applied under eye concealer.. theyre not done doing her makeup duh…. why would shepost that ummm … weirdo i would not like to be seen ugly.. well not ready ..
jumbie says – reply to this

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holy shit.
she looks shittier than usual.
k-lee says – reply to this

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WHY does she feel the need to take a picture of herself looking like this and publish it for all the world to see? Why?
icecream_&_cake says – reply to this

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Xtreme close-ups are NOT ur friend Whoredashian. You just show us how ugly you really are. You look like Animal from the muppets. Next time please be more considerate to OUR eyes. Thanks.
LeighSaidWhat says – reply to this

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Did she get cheek implants…? Girl's face is looking…..off.
longislandlatinaa says – reply to this

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ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
lizamarie says – reply to this

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thats her make up
piercedcutegirle says – reply to this

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tranny!
PUSSiecat says – reply to this

119

my goodness, she is horrible looking. does she have any fans? what is the point of her?
MsstensH says – reply to this

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she dont spill and not swallow… she uses the milk-o like a facial ^^
volteface says – reply to this

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too much bronzer
alphabrenna says – reply to this

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looks like she has latex cheeks put on, she looks like an alien!
roll & rock says – reply to this

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she looks ridiculous… why would she post that?
it looks like that picture of her with that sunburn all over again.
festive biatch says – reply to this

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she looks plastic… that and a really bad tanning job ahaha if she had the veil covering her face it'd be better!
roll & rock says – reply to this

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i just noticed that her eyebrows look like the little swirl thing that goes over the letter "n" in spanish words, i think it's called a tilde. haha
bubble gum says – reply to this

126

Wow, she looks bad there
mercurio3 says – reply to this

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her face looks like that because..is cum in powder from the new Paris Hilton line
sweethomemisscongeniality says – reply to this

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i saw her on her show and let me tell u, all that plastic surgery at her young age has actually made her look worse than better

i dont kno whats worse
her plastic surgery or the fact that tv sucks so much ass that i actually have stooped down to watching the kardashians on tv……..
Nany4444 says – reply to this

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I'llbeyourpinupgirl says: "Nany4444 – Well I don't know much about makeup but you don't have to be patronising to someone because they don't know something. I study anthropology but I'm not gonna start calling you "darling" and patronising you because you dont know about something complex that I do. (assuming you're not an anthropologist)"
****I was not patronizing you…You were talking about something yourself admits that you do not know anything about…I would not even begin to talk about anthroplogy b/c I do not know anything about it…darling is what i call everyone so that was not patronization either…and you assume right that I am not an anthropologist I am an auditor for an accounting firm that deals in the entertainment + sports industries…
abbieeebbyx3 says – reply to this

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trying to relive her bad tanline again?!
princessReeRee says – reply to this

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thats how she looks without makeup ugly hoe
wassupbiotches says – reply to this

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Reggie Bush's balls rubbed off all the spray tan!
Slothgirl says – reply to this

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didn't she fall asleep in the sun with her sunglasses on?
Moron says – reply to this

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That ugly bitch looks like an ugly giant Ant!
mariyella80 says – reply to this

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that's how they apply makeup to accentuate the contours on a person's face DUUUHHH!
nleslie says – reply to this

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You put powder under your eyes like that to catch fallen eyeshadow that would otherwise streak on your face and ruin your makeup, then you swipe it away.
vintage_goddess says – reply to this

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she's trying to avoid eyeshadow fall-out.
Dorein says – reply to this

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…she knows where to protect her beautiful face.
SWEETPIECE! says – reply to this

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Re: Big Black Dick – Oh BBD, you've never been there and you know it! But I do miss you, it is true!
Victoria NYC says – reply to this

140

She likes black guys! yuck!
aabreu78 says – reply to this

141

she is orange clockwork drag queen
ILoveCock says – reply to this

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she smeared the cum on her face instead of swallowing it.
charlottegreen says – reply to this

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Spaznatic_female says – reply to this

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Shes like that because make up wasnt finished… DUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SWEETPIECE! says – reply to this

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Re: Victoria NYC – Who doesn't?
taday says – reply to this

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cause woman is a camera whore!!!!!!
Red Kitten says – reply to this

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I dont care
she is still beautiful
Kanye's a Gay Fish says – reply to this

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why is she (quote un quote) "famous" someone explain. plz
lilaleck says – reply to this

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someone came over her face
Braidzy says – reply to this

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WHOA! can somebody say michael jackson?
bitesize says – reply to this

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I thought is was octo-mom! woopsies
crtrfxr says – reply to this

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someone forgot to blend…..
AmydeFaye says – reply to this

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..She tripped on the beach and fell face forward into the sand? Or something?
IzzyWizzyLets-Get-Busy says – reply to this

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she had a tan mark on her face, she left her sunglasses on while tanning
vintage&black says – reply to this

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she's dressing up as either Cheryl or M.J ?
or….she had suntan?
omgitsperez says – reply to this

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she said she was wearing really big sun glasses while tanning. BUT i don't think she is that white to begin with…it looks like make up
gossipgirlgina says – reply to this

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Looks like someone did half her make-up, and didn't tell her they weren't finished
DJMcNasty says – reply to this

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she is just putting on makeup.
Euromongrel says – reply to this

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…because she's a rich useless good-for-nothing-but-spending-daddy's-money whore with too-big sunglasses.

She's kind of homely, too.
cornflake3 says – reply to this

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she missed these spots while putting on her rub-on fake tan…
evanoahsea says – reply to this

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she had a good drag mama.
xRockxChickx says – reply to this

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cuz she had her sunglasses on while tanning, poor Kim lol .
eishatl says – reply to this

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I KNOW WHITE WOMEN AGE HORRIBLY, BUT SHE IS TOO YOUNG FOR BOTOX!!!
papayaaa says – reply to this

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This girl is so BOTOXED, poor lady, can't lift an eyebrow!
spiker59 says – reply to this

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She has had something done- I am not a plastic surgeon- but she looks like she is pulled back or had fat sucked out of her face. She is in her early 20's. She needs plastic surgery? How come Perez does not ask that question? Probably because Kim feeds him tips in exchange for positive press. But, cmn people, her face looks like she is morphing into a frigging geisha girl. She must use the same surgeon asher stepdad-Bruce Jenner- now there's a mess.
Nany4444 says – reply to this

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"that's how they apply makeup to accentuate the contours on a person's face DUUUHHH!"
****The ignorance on this site is mind baffling…no one in their right mind would attempt to contour in this manner for obvious reasons…i love how people try to classify something that is simply not the case…contouring is used to highlight the points of the face people want to bring out: top of cheekbones, bridge of nose for slimming, forehead, brow bones + chin even…shading is used to slim or recede certain areas: hollows of cheeks, side of the bride of the nose for slimming, a double chin if necessary, sometimes even to create cleavage. People that do not understand these concepts then use a "DUH!" need to go out + buy a makeup book asap.****
AlexisMarie says – reply to this

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She doesn't know how to snort coke correctly. Its like nose not the eyes honey.
PLEZZZ says – reply to this

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What the Fuc*??????!!!!!!!!

I new She looked different on last weeks show!!!!!!!!!
charlottegreen says – reply to this

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trixie55 says – reply to this

170

some1 sat on her face!
trixie55 says – reply to this

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Re: dark1 – thats funny!!
snaptdot says – reply to this

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because she was applying eyeshadow and thats how you prevent it from falling on your face..
marlag says – reply to this

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it amazes me how no one can tell how poorly that has been photoshopped!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Miss says – reply to this

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Yuck!!!!
Kim looks sooooo much better without make-up!
Get a clue girl!!

The Miss.
cestpaulette says – reply to this

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Kim Kardashian's face looks like that because they weren't done photoshopping her. I can't believe you even asked.
Championsrus says – reply to this

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she wears too much make up. That's why.
Just_Mii says – reply to this

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Because Ray-j came on her face.
NatTurner says – reply to this

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America is still incredibly racist and they need to lighten her dark skin to sell a product!
Taryn0707 says – reply to this

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because she will have a smoky eye and the black will fall on the powder and not stuck to her skin so it can he brushed off easy without leaving back on her face … PS I am a make up artist lol
KEEFER says – reply to this

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…because shes part lizert….and , bubba just gave her a protien facial >
kikilynn says – reply to this

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They were in the middle of removing the make up she usually has caked on her face, that's her natural skin tone…Ghastly.
kranberry says – reply to this

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Because Michael Jackson has always been her family's role model.
kerowak says – reply to this

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I should know better than to tea bag my man in the hot sun after we've both been drinking mimosas all morning.
Kattie$uGaR says – reply to this

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Shes a douche!
blazzin says – reply to this

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stank