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She's wet, she's dry, she's sandy, she's….hawt!
D-list Canadian actress Elisha Cuthbert looks seksi in the new issue of Men's Health magazine.
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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
is she a man?
so HAWT
shes canadian??
that explains why they rubbed dirt all over her.
This man is not even on the D-List in Canada.
whatever
sooooooo hot!
First pic is best
looks like yer average typical ho to me
Meh. Yet another d-list canadian celebrity. Avril lavigne is waaay hotter.
that's just too much photoshop.
I remember when she was the host of Popular Mechanics for Kids back in the late 90s. Wow - look at her now!
You guys are fronting with these comments . Ya no shes Hot
She looks good…much better with this darker blonde hair than the almost-white hair color.
Hockey whore.
She is probably trying to figure out how to make Sid the kid her next victim, I mean boyfriend.
I think she's gorgeous!
she looks good in these pics because of all of the airbrush and photoshop…haven't you seen her lately with all of the weight gain!?
omg from pmk to this hotness! very impressed!
Next on Popular Mechanics for Kids…
What's wrong with her chin?
SHE IS SUCH A RUDE BITCH
don't get me wrong she looks amazing in these photo's HOWEVER when i used to waitress, her and her friends would come in quite frequently and she was not even slightly nice, she would treat the staff like dirt then one day another girl I worked with said something about her being a bitch and Elisha went straight to the owner and got her fired
she's pretty but she is a dirty hoe bag
Those are stunning pictures. I like the second one where she's covered with sand. I don't think she's D-List. B-List maybe. I mean she's one of the stars of the hottest show on TV.
Sean Avery is tearing up at the moment.
Pretty. I like the third picture
D-list? dude she was the girl next door and she is in 24! one of the hottest shows on tv for like 8 years!
You americans are so ridiculous, because she is canadian that explains her having dirt on her? Are you insinuating that canadians are dirty? She looks good, better than any of you so you need to get over it and stop acting jealous.
Soccer1047, don't let a dumb comment by a dumb person upset u. It's better you ignore comments like that than reacting to it. The pictures are awesome, and she's a beauty. She always have been.
Re: Soccergirl1047 –
I love Canada.
You won't read any comments about dirt from me!
I'm sad that I now need a passport to continue visiting
your friendly and beautiful country
She likes men and lots of them - strong athletes.
The middle pictures cute, but I'm not digging her so much..
She's very typical looking.
If she's trying to go for modeling, she needs to stop.
She's good looking, pix are good, but she's put on weight and now has a pretty big ass. She needs to go on a diet so she can get in good shape for the next season of 24. She should drop at least 15 pounds.
Aww… all the posting from jealous bitches and dudes who can't get laid are making me tear up. How sad.
You're a moron if you think she's not beautiful.
what's with the jealousy here???? I'd like to see your faces… they probably look like ass… Anyways… obviously men want to see her or she wouldn't be in mens magazine?????? So what if she gained weight? shes stick thin to begin with.. I don't really like the first picture, but the other two are nice! And to the child who said she looks good because of all the airbrushing.. umm yahh you know ALL pictures are airbrushed you know? so what makes this picture any different from all the other airbrushed pictures? You think you're pointing out some sort of new phenomena here? Airbrushing? lol.. oh dear..
Re: rush86 – are you a douche?
Why the animosity? I think she's pretty!
Re: Angus8 – Rofl. She's a little old for him.
She really is quite beautiful.
SEXY!!!
she's just beautiful
she looks beautiful.
Is Men's Health just another sports Illustrated - a front for photoshopped Bimbo pics?
Re: LDD – Wrong, LDD. With photoshop, I am prettier than Elisha Cuthbert. Plus, I'm nice.
Re: kacky – Keep telling yourself it's all photoshop.
PS, you're quite clearly a douchebag, not nice.