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C-list actress YESsica Alba's daughter, Honor Marie, was spotted crying hard in Los Angeles this weekend because ________.
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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
SHE GOT A GOOD LOOK AT YOUR UGLY FACE MARIO.
because she was most likely surrounded by DOZENS of strange men with giant cameras flashing!!! i don't like jessica alba but let's be honest this has nothing to do with her. babies cry!!
Because babies cry.
For not being her fan, you sure do post a lot about her. I think you are secretly in love with her.
Because of the fucking cameras probably! Poor little thing…
because she's a baby, duh.
SHE'S A BABY
This woman, Jessica Alba, has still yet to do anything of value in the world. Why does anyone give her a second glance or pay attention to a damn thing she's doing?
…she saw the paps?!
…all the creepy men taking their pic scared her!!!
because she just heard Spencer's rap
She wants to nurse.
I don't know why are all the flashing camera men harassing her and her baby?!!…They aren't interesting!!
Aww, leave the little baby alone.
Probably because of all the huge cameras in their way….
because her daddy looks like he's insane
Because she's a baby and that's what babies do… aside from the fact that she's probably surrounded by 50 photographers… I'd cry too… it's sick.
Because she went poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop!
Because her mom is a FUCKTARD
Because she is a baby and babies sometimes cry. She was also probably scared of the creepy men with flashing lights who she didn't know screaming her name over and vover
Ummmm Perez, I believe there is a law in California about publicly advertising car license plates. I'd blur that quickly if I were you.
her mom got another traffic ticket!
because she's a baby, u moron….
because babies cry! poor thing, she's so cute!
she's realised its pretty much impossible to be hotter then her mama! x
Because there is about 20 paps with flashing cameras yelling at Jessica and asking her dumb questions.
she hates being followed by paparazzi
She was called Latina!!!
Because she knows shes part of her mom's last 15 minutes of fame
They both saw a Billboard for Perez Hilton and it scared them.
BECAUSE ALL U GUYS WITH THE CAMERAS SCARED HER!!!!!
Her parents are has-beens and she is tired of them using her for publicity.
because she's a baby!! and thats what babies do!
I am not sure I follow the logic…why would Alba tote her daughter around where she knows paps will find her? I would fucking move. lots of good cheap realestate in Cali right now. move to temecula for godsake
she got scared at all the paps shooting pics around her?
her mommy's still insisting on being an actress. Alba's got a nice personality and all, but at this point, it's like come on, give us a break. I don't think she's worked since the Fantastic Bore movies.
because mom left her sippy cup full of beer in the Rangie
because mom made her get a tramp stamp just like mommy
she cried because she realised who her mom is
she's a baby and they do that.
… the cameras need to leave her alone.
She's a baby, chill out paparazzi.
BECAUSE SHE JUST FOUND OUT WHO HER MOM IS………….HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
because she realized her name is Honor.
she has a unibrow and is too young for waxing
lol she is sooo cute, she was probably crying cuz she seen you fatass, either that or she was just tired or something, babies do cry you know!!
….because she's tired of having her photo posted on this lame site.
Because he could smell his latina mother's very nasty queefing cooch!
…she knew she would be a post on perezhilton.com
Her dads name is CASH
Effing paparazzi do not respect personal space
HER BABY FOR ONCE LOOKS LIKE HER AND NOT JUS LIKE THE DAD….
. . . she realized who her mother is!
She looked up and saw Jessica Alba pushing her stroller.
Because she knows she's a Latina, strong and proud and her mother is in denial!
aww the damn paps prob. scared her
I don't know but i love Jessica Alba. She's a hottie.
she has those two douchbags as parents.
she's finally coming to the realization she came from mommy's herp infested cooter.
because she always has things stuck to, or tied to, her head/hair.
(on another note, who is the hot pedophile on the right?)
is a long time since her mommy dont get semi naked to the movies .. we miss her bootty =)
well thatz my felling ..
shez a baby and anoying babies cry for everything .. geez!
Doesn't anyone notice how this child's hair keeps getting blonder????? maybe she's tired of being a LATINA….
doesn't anyone notice how this child's hair keeps getting blonder???? remember she's got 2 hispanic parents…..maybe she's tired of being a latina….
she realized that her mom is
Jessica 'DONT CALL ME LATINA" Alba
BECAUSE SHE FOUND OUT HER NAME IS HONOR MARIE!
…because I learned it from my mama!
cause she spoiled ??
she was forced to watch her mammas films.
because she realized her mom is such a bitch!!!
because she realized who her parents are
because she's a baby you moron! and paparazzi can be a bit scary to the lil ones! jeez don't attack the innocent child!
She saw Perez's face!!!!!!!!!!
because she is a baby! although Ive heard from somebody who did her hair before that she is stuck up and bitchy…… she is pretty and all but her not being humble makes her sooo ugly in my opinion!!!!! she needs to take a chill pill because she is not that famous!!!!!
because Skyler is about to get really pissed.
The camera man jumped out the bushes startling the poor kid.
Because her Mom is Jessica Alba. I'd cry my eyes out, too!
because she is so scared from seeing stupid retarded dumb asses following her and she is wondering what the hell is going on!! I hope the paparrazi felt really proud of themselves after this photo was taken!! I would rather be poor and hood rich than have to go through the crap that stars do every day!
C-List??? Haha, ok.
She was just being a baby and babies cry did you know that Perez? How dumb is this always making shit up.
cuz she realized her mother was Jessica Alba?
-Because her mom is thinner than her.