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Hasbeen Ryan Cabrera For Sale!

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When you buy toilet paper in bulk, do you ever feel like you're missing something?

Maybe it's Ryan Cabrera!!!!

The singer, most commonly known for once dating Ashlee Simpson, is available for purchase courtesy of discount bulk retailer Sam's Club.

At the online store, you may purchase a private show with Cabrera for $24,500.

That is a big investment but you will enjoy yourself as you are covered by Sam's Club Member Satisfaction Guarantee.

Enjoy a serenade by the singer dubbed "on the fast-path to success."

Guess his 15 minutes are up!

[Image via WENN.]

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27 comments to “Hasbeen Ryan Cabrera For Sale!”



  1. 1

    LOL



  2. 2

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  3. 3

    j Really good site… it contains at * Entertainment funny videos with sexy girls…
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  4. 4

    I actually like his music



  5. 5

    Man…I used to be IN LOVE with this guy years ago. Now….not so much.



  6. 6

    I'd rather pay 24,500 for toilet paper then a private show with him.



  7. 7

    LOL He's soooo not worth it– that's the saddest part of it.



  8. 8

    this makes my day — oh, the pathetic things people do to be famous



  9. 9

    How…hahhahhahah…sad….hahhahahaha!



  10. 10

    Who the hell is this?



  11. 11

    I would rather get a 24,500 gift card from Sam's than him. Sorry Ryan but I rather have the goodies from Sam's.



  12. 12

    i love him! he's really talented if you actually listened to his music you would know that perez. he did a duet with josh kelley that just came out, "tell it like it is" it's good stuff!



  13. 13

    Um, I think he would be more famous for dating Elvis Presley's granddaughter. Just saying…
    Once again Perez, for someone that is SOOOO into music, you really don't know jack shit about it.



  14. 14

    I used to have the biggest crush on him back when he was "famous" haha



  15. 15

    he actually preformed at my high schools senior prom this year



  16. 16

    Okay, that's just creepy.



  17. 17

    That's "shipping included" too! LMAO!



  18. 18

    lol he performed at my prom just a couple weeks ago! he was really good and a lot of fun! but… 25000… i mean goodness



  19. 19

    never heard of him



  20. 20

    what a loser



  21. 21

    Ummmm…. Perez this is old . Your about 5 years to late to be making fun of him about it. He isnt a has been or havent you noticed? Dont be jelous that he has actual TALENT and dosent have to rely on cutting people down to be known like YOU. You need to give him a chance his music is really means somehting. Unlike your precious jonas who are out for the money and already sold their souls to disney,songs mean almost nothing. Also, stop being bitter that you dont have a chance in hell with ryan, get over it. Sorry if this pisses you off it needed to be said. Next time check all your research and you would know this is midevil.



  22. 22

    only if he wears his pants tucked into his boots like here…cool.



  23. 23

    oh, and a v neck down to there and a ladies jacket…then it's a done deal, he wouldn't have to even sing, just look at pretty as he does here. the pork pie hat, nah.



  24. 24

    fail.
    he probably didn't even last his full 15 minutes.
    such a lame.



  25. 25

    Re: mjmjtb – hahaah wow! that is all you have? Oh and his 15 min has past and guess what he is still here. Oh and he is touring with josh kelley in september and new cd out early 2010.



  26. 26

    Also take of him being over weight? haha Believe me he is so light my friends and i picked him up . Oh and if you are talking pig belly look at perez he should know.

  27. Laxer says – reply to this


    27

    Will he do it nude?