Lame Ahoy! Twilight Cruise Abound!
Filed under: Twilight
No, this isn't a joke and two of the stars of Twilight are actually partaking in this insanity.
Ever wanted to trap yourself in an enclosed space with 1,000 other Twilight fans and freeze your ass off while circling Alaska?!
Then pack your bags and whip out your wallets because your dreams can come true!
There is an actual Twilight Cruise ready to set sail in 2010 that leaves from the novel's beloved state of Washington and circles around Alaska and British Columbia. For a very steep price, you can embark on this seven day cruise and rub elbows with fellow fans and stars Ashley Green and Kellan Lutz, or as they are now known as, Alice and Emmett Cullen.
The itinerary promises to include autograph sessions, a charity auction, and a costume ball.
This sounds just…awful!
But we can guess it will bring in mucho dinero! Nowadays, shove the word Twilight on anything, even a boat, and girls will be running from every direction.
Would U pay to hang out on a boat full of Twilighters?
[Image via WENN.]
Not …. Yuck.
rofl lmao….who would go 2 diz junk? i would if robert and kristen would be there, and if i get the chance to talk 2 them but the "brother and sister" of edward in the movie, i don't think so..
helll no! twilight is all fun and what not, but i refuse to give THEM MY MONEY! AND FREEZE MY BUTT TOO!!
sorry, i absolutly LOVE twilight, but a cruisse ? lmao. id go to see ashley and kellan, but thats absollutly rediculouss !
An Alaskan cruise…
Tons of girls who will live you if your a Twilight fan…
Probably 90% female on the cruise…
As a guy… hell yes sounds like a part!
that idea sucks and kinda sounds deseperate for money, but i guess that if robert was theere i would probably go but no, i would be sorrunded by crazy teen fans screaming and talking about twilight all the time, that sucks!
Well I would be doing THAT.
Sarcasm by the way lol
I am a huge Twilight fan but would NOT spend my money on this crap!
That is kind of lame. But I would probably do it just to meet Kellan Lutz! I love him! You should shout me a ride on it Perez.
Ok, enough is enough! Yeah I love twilight but this is retarded!!
They're going to be stuck in their rooms the whole week because they'll get mobbed if they leave them!!
No. Not in a million years. Worst movie ever made.
Why won't twilight just go away already??
Yuck.
ashley green is way to FAT to play alice
what the fuck
But will Alice "dance" with her "musical voice"?
wow people are really milking all they can out of twilight, aren't they?
this is getting ridiculous
and no I am not interested in spending a couple days freezing my ass off on a boat.
I don't care for that Twillight thing, but I've been on a cruise from Alaska to British Columbia many years ago and it was an incredible trip. I'd recommend it anytime
Hell no.
This is just getting out of hand… but, if I'm honest, if I had that amount of cash just floating around I would so go. Not going to lie. ;]
I read about this yesterday and my name is already on the list.I can't wait.and my goal is to spend the night with Kristen.Hopefully! I will keep her warm.
Well I am used to Alaska weather so it wouldn't phase me any but I bet the price is insane lol Actually I think Kellan is alot more fun to be around. He is outgoing and not super shy like others. Not sure about Ashley but 1000 other twifans going nuts … nah I think I will pass ..
So, is it just for shizt and giggles or will the money raised go for a good cause?
GAWD your stoopid……If its in July Aug …its GREAT weather up there…75-85 degrees…. Im hating u more Mario
I heard about this yesterday and got my name on the list.My goal is to spend the night with Kristen.Hopefully I will keep her warm. Cant wait!!
That's… pretty lame. lol
some is goin to die…. srsly…
lmao i would only pay to go on a boat if Robert was the only person on board!!!!!!! mmmmmm bangin' to the rhythm of the waves LOL
I work for Travelocity and we got a heads up on this. WHY! would you wanna go on Holland America to do this the average age for that cruise line is 80!
I guess this will bring down the average age for the cruise line, I guess. Pretty brilliant on Holland America's part (albeit a stupid concept). They're milking the franchise which will help it die out faster.
um… no! WEIRD! So the marketing manager for this escapade is possibly looking at marketing campaigns from… the 60s?? outdated and just wrong!
By the way, I'd only go if Renesmee was going to be there! "No, I don't mind if you bite Jacob."
if rob was going, yess
ahah actually idkk there would bee some die hard creeppyy
fans there..
Hell no. Thats suicide.
twilight is LAME…………………..
im a big twilight fan, but i wouldnt buy a ticket. this is like…selling out. cheesy.
Only if Rob was there.
wow that's cool- i love twilight, but i would not subject myself to that kind of insanity.
"im a big twilight fan, but i wouldnt buy a ticket. this is like…selling out. cheesy."
Like Twilight wasn't already sold out and cheesy to begin with?
its really pathetic how people will do anything to make money now a days.
LOL! This is too funny….can't believe A and K would go along with this. Love the whole Twilight thing…but this is a bit OTT.
Re: harrypotteuk – what the hell are you talking about? she's not fat at all.
Yup, if I had the money I would totally do this… it would be amazing.
Hahah I'd do it.
I don't even like the movie. its a after school special 20 years to late!
You are such a hater…hello, NKOTB just did sell out cruise, so i'm sure more celebrities will do it to…
OMFG NOOO.
i live in the BC port for the Alaska cruise stop. they changed it from Vancouver… they`ll be ten minutes away.
NONONONONONO. get twilight the mother freaking out of here.
i`m sick of this shit.
twitwats need to get a grip.
F**K NO… are you serious? This Twilight business is just getting way out of hand.
ashley so cute. love her!
i'm on a boat bitch….dont u ever forget!!
i hope it sinks.
Can you throw those annoying twilight fans off the boat?, then go for it!
ummm this is just wrong….no r-patz and a cruise?! didn't NKOTB prove cruises w/ celebs are kinda '08 and mayer'ish?!
Re: Jesse King – you realize she won't be there, right?
there's been a buffy cruise for years now! slayer cruise is a convention on a cruise ship complete with buffy cast members… must be the same people in charge of this twilight cruise?
lmao! this sounds insane….. and not in a good way
i am a huge TWILIGHT fan i love it and all but no way would i spend that much money on that!
Loves it!
ha i would go just to see kellan lutz
How nerdy
What? Dont they have better things to do? Ill go if it was just a one on one with Kellan. But not with a boat full of screaming, stupid, immature 12 yr olds
omg, i think i just died and went to heaven… TWICE!
Under no circumstance would I foot a ridiculous bill to be aboard that shit. This is exactly why people hate Americans. We buy into and pay for the most useless shit.
Why can't people just want to pay to head on a gorgeous cruise to Alaska and around the Arctic Rim? What happened to good old exploration? Now we need the people portraying fictional vampires to get us to travel? Fucking fantastic.
This craze can eat shit.
Sad, sad. I grew up in Washington and lived in Alaska as well and when I see these movies, I can't help but think that most of the people watching them have no idea what wonderful places are being exploited by this movie franchise. If anyone has been to the town of Forks, it is NOTHING like these movies depict. It is a sleepy logging town, not very diverse in culture, but beautiful none the less. I would never get on a boat with a load of Twihards who know nothing of this beautiful land, they don't care about beauty and nature anyway, they just care about commercialized crap. Sad, Sad.
I don't really link I would use my money on this
That is super lame…no Rob? No way I'd go without him on board…
They must be offering them LOADS of money to go.
hahha… hell no!
Wow, that sounds like the worst cruise ever.
In other news, she's gorgeous.
I guess it depends on how much it is.
erm i would but i rather b on that boat with t patz.
lol i meant R PATTZ hehehe
It is super corny, yes, but at least those two actually appreciate the fans unlike some of the people involved with Twilight.
What's wrong with her hair?
YES!
ABSOLUTELY.I LOVE TWILIGHT.PROBLEM IS IT'S A LITTLE TOO EXPENSIVE AND I LIVE IN CANADA SO I WOULD EITHER HAVE TO DRIVE THERE OR TAKE A PLANE AND THAT COSTS EXTRA.BUT YES I WOULD PAY TO STAY ON A BOAT FULL OF TWILIGHTERS.:D
I know several people going and for fans, it won't be lame at all.
Re: harrypotteuk –
are you blind?
how is she way too fat?
she is like a stick!
just shut up, you sound real stupid.
WAKE UP MARIO!!!!!!!!! U FUCKTARD!!!!!
you won't freeze your ass off if you go in the summer dumbass
Partially true about "girls" runnin to a boat to sail with Twighlight cast. Hell WILL freeze over for me, yes a frosty day in hell.
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wouldn't mind going on an alaskan cruise……..maybe if i was already planning on going on one i'd consider this?
i doubt this story is even true….i don't believe it actually
actually…after looking at the website, it sounds kinda fun. you get to see Forks, etc.. I bet it's pretty at least.
interesting….maybe i'll go on one someday! lmaoo
twilight is the best romance since Romeo & Juliet…so you better just jump on the bandwagon
LOL the sad thing is i probly would :S
I would pay not to.
Not unless RPat was there.
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I'm a huge Twilight fan, but no, I wouldn't go on that cruise. It sounds a little tempting, but not for a steep price for just 2 cast members. That is just ridiculous. Twilight is making enough money as it is. They shouldn't take advantage. I guess their motto is too much money just isn't enough. And who is to say you'll be able to rub elbows with the stars. They'll probably have a set time and place to be able to socialize with them and their bodyguards. Let's face it, these fans can get wild and crazy so these stars will need to be well protected for a week!
I would never go with these people or care to be around Twilight fans for that long, but listed you idiot, cruises to Alaska don't always make you freeze your ass off….I went on one in June and wore t-shirts, shorts, and it was 80 degrees. Don't be so stupid.
HOMOTARD NEXT!!!!!!!!!! do your fucking job!!!!!!!!!
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titanic that shit.
I would pay not to go actually…….
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Betcha it makes tons of money
ive always wanted to go on an alaskan cruise…but i'd want to enjoy the trip not listen to thousands of high pitched screams…i see already the some poor unfortunate parents will be forced into taking their kids on this….can we say man over board, a couple of times….lol
As much as I love Twlight, there's no way in hell I'd trap myself on a boat with other people like me. SPARE THE WORLD PLEASE.