Lame Ahoy! Twilight Cruise Abound!

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No, this isn't a joke and two of the stars of Twilight are actually partaking in this insanity.

Ever wanted to trap yourself in an enclosed space with 1,000 other Twilight fans and freeze your ass off while circling Alaska?!

Then pack your bags and whip out your wallets because your dreams can come true!

There is an actual Twilight Cruise ready to set sail in 2010 that leaves from the novel's beloved state of Washington and circles around Alaska and British Columbia. For a very steep price, you can embark on this seven day cruise and rub elbows with fellow fans and stars Ashley Green and Kellan Lutz, or as they are now known as, Alice and Emmett Cullen.

The itinerary promises to include autograph sessions, a charity auction, and a costume ball.

This sounds just…awful!

But we can guess it will bring in mucho dinero! Nowadays, shove the word Twilight on anything, even a boat, and girls will be running from every direction.

Would U pay to hang out on a boat full of Twilighters?

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    Posted: Jun 2, 2009 at 12:01 am / Email this  »

    156 comments to “Lame Ahoy! Twilight Cruise Abound!”

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    1. 101

      Re: UrMajestyMsG – Hey Hottie, yer looking fine today…. :o )



    2. 102

      okay, i'm a huge twilight fan and all, but there is no way in HELL i would pay for that! i will not be trapped on a boat with a ton of crazy lunatics stalking these two people for a week. ugh. this sounds like a nightmare! i cannot believe that ashley and kellan agreed to do this, but then again, the pay must be totally worth it.



    3. 103

      Re: GreatEscape – Yes It will !I expect the pens to play really tough!



    4. 104

      If Jackson Rathbone was on there i would consider it.. but i think i will stick with my Rockboat Cruises



    5. 105

      if for some insane reason i did pay for the kraziness…i'd probably throw myself over the edge into the pacific…….but, i wouldn't pay for that bullshit……



    6. 106

      I consider myself a Twilight but no way in hell I would pay for this crap! It's going way too far!!! Plus a girl have better things to do like uhhh idk….GO TO COLLEGE!

      class of 2009.

      =]



    7. 107

      I'd rather stick a needle in my eye than to be surrounded by a bunch of screaming prepubescent girls on a Twilight Cruise, or on any movie-oriented cruise, or even a Disney-anything cruise!! Just my two cents.



    8. 108

      Re: harrypotteuk – fat?!..FAT?!…ur calling a chick with a sz 1 waist fat??…ur one of the reasons y gurls are so uptight about their looks/weight…screw u, dude….

      && getting back to the sub…prolly not…i don't think id wanna be in the territory of Sarah Palin…



    9. 109

      HOLY SHIT!
      thats just too much..
      WAY too much..

      and as much as i



    10. 110

      Hell no! I love Twilight but not enough to be trampled on by crazy girls with Twilight t-shirts who do nothing but scream and piss me off. My temper + annoying, screaming fans = all hell breaking loose.



    11. 111

      Re: Jesse King – she's not gonna be there smartass..



    12. 112

      as much as i love twilight and am a huge fan of it, has anyone actually been in a room with a whole bunch of twilighters? completely one dimensional, they know one thing, and one thing only. twilight. sure, maybe it'd be fun, but for a day after that, it's like listening to a song on repeat, it's good the first couple times but by the seven thousandth time, it's no good and you want to bring the radio in the bath with you.

      seriously, look at harry potter, they haven't done any of that and they are one of the most successful franchises, ever. take a page from their book. less is more.



    13. 113

      Re: Long Dong Connery – howdy sir!



    14. 114

      Re: Melme – i bet theyre getting payed soooo much to do this.. they wouldnt go on a boat full of die hard insane fans that are probably gonna be knocking on their doors all the time without a huge amount of money involved



    15. 115

      Actually, if it came down to it, I would pay to be SAVED from that. NOOOOO! DON'T TRAP ME WITH THE CRAZIES ON OPEN WATER WHERE IT'S COLD!



    16. 116

      you thought disney was bad but c'mon!
      twilight is clearly trying to do whatever they can to make
      money out of the franchise.
      and fair enough but this takes the biscuit!
      i bet its going to cost a hellovalot!

    17. k-lee says – reply to this


      117

      How about they pay me to go on board? This is lame. I'll just sit back and laugh at the fools who will pay for that.

    18. k-lee says – reply to this


      118

      This stuff makes me embarrassed to be a Twilight fan. I never ever want to be associated with the crazy obsessed tweens.



    19. 119

      That would scare the BEEJEZUS out of me!! Bunch of wacko girls in a boat… No thanks!



    20. 120

      noo thank you!
      i might if it were robert pattinson and taylor lautner



    21. 121

      Re: RedWingsFan – definitaly won't miss this one!!



    22. 122

      1st of all alaska is not only freezing its beautiful



    23. 123

      These two are MUCH hotter than Kristen and Rob. Kellan actually doesn't need the abs painted on and Ashley is flawless.

      Having said that, though the characters are "important" they aren't the main characters and therefore seems a bit silly.



    24. 124

      They are both better looking than K&R. But any self respecting actor like their so called leads wldn't do it. Twilight fans are pathetic.



    25. 125

      .
      Never, in this life … or the next



    26. 126

      alaska is only freezing in the winter. if this is a summer cruise, which is more than likely is, the weather is nice, in the mid 60s usually. and there are up to 20 hours of daylight per day in june. just fyi. not to mention the state is BEAUTIFUL. don't diss alaska.



    27. 127

      Uhm, I WOULD! (:
      Kellan Lutz is smexxi! (:
      I'd freeze my lil' booty off anyday for him.



    28. 128

      Any REAL Twilighter would think this sounds like a lot of fun! I would love to go…and Alice and Emmet are my favorite characters. Also, it sounds a lot better than blowing a whole paycheck on one night of clubbing, getting so pissed drunk and emabarrassing the crap out of everyone and not remembering anything! The cruise would be a lot of fun, especially going with all my sisters, who are all big fans too, and it'd be something we'd NEVER forget.



    29. 129

      My gf and I were planning an Alaskan cruise. I hope she doesn't try to drag me on THIS one.



    30. 130

      What the hell is up with her hair?! She looks chunky… That dress does nothing for her….

    31. KKRae says – reply to this


      131

      oh dear god NO. i love kellan and ashley and all but seriously some people can go (very) a little crazy with twilight….. i like my brain and eardrums I'd rather not loose them….



    32. 132

      hahahaha soo funny that is me screaming girl running around after hearing a word such as Twilight! or anything having to do to Twilight :D



    33. 133

      Maybe I'm a geek, but if I can afford it I would love to be there! I love Twilight and my parents say Alaska is beautiful.



    34. 134

      No. Way. Sounds like Hell, and I like the film. Imagine all those fans getting competitive and territorial. Eeeeep.



    35. 135

      If I had the money and I lived in the US I would SO go! Sounds like fun!



    36. 136

      Already Going.



    37. 137

      Re: brittymachine – Absolutly!



    38. 138

      Unless I would be promised a private cabin on the ship with Rob himself… other than that, wtf… seriously? lmao



    39. 139

      I love this 2, Ashley and Kellan, but no way



    40. 140

      Re: KatVonB*tch – She looks a little fatter than she was. But it doesn't mean she looks bad, she's totally gorgeous, and sweet.



    41. 141

      yeahh! i would so pay to see themmm



    42. 142

      Though I'd be reluctant to trap myself on a boat with a boat of crazed movie-fan tweens and whatnot, Kellan being there would make it all worth while…
      Now if only Taylor made an appearance ; )



    43. 143

      i would go crazy with so many obssesed fans and i think a cruise is too much!



    44. 144

      OMG THAT IS SO AWESOME!!!



    45. 145

      Kellan Lutz is so worth it. =)



    46. 146

      Alot of people would pay alot of money to be on that cruise perez.



    47. 147

      shoot.. i would… but dang.. it could be another titanic..but like if i have the time to do that..



    48. 148

      Haha am I the only that will probably go? It sounds cool though…



    49. 149

      Under the circumstance that Robert was going…and if I had That kind of money….I'd go, But I'd act all mature and not react to him…so he can single me out in the crowd and look into my eyes and then we'd fall in love. YAY!

      Hah, what a stupid fantasy!

    50. Jekka says – reply to this


      150

      I love the books but this is taking it way too far. I mean who would waste time and money on that? Take a week off of work to go on the twilight cruise so you can be there with a bunch of rival girls? No thanks, I hate fan girls.



    51. 151

      This is such a goood idea! :)
      i'd go !



    52. 152

      Now i love the whole of the Twilight Saga and the films, i love Kellan Lutz too but tbf a cruise is taking it a bit too far !!



    53. 153

      Many of you Debbie-Downers should have read what the cruise was all about. My four friends and I are going on the cruise. We are staying in a Veranda Estate Room which is 7 days, plus we are going on the pre-cruise to the famous, Forks, Washington. Most of everything is enclusive, granted there are things my friends and I will have to pay for but an Alaskan cruise couldn't get any cheaper than 1,700 dollars for a 12 day, 11 night cruse/pre-cruise.
      Wanna-be-Paris isn't telling you there would be whale watching, cliff diving, horse back riding, trivia nights (which you could win awesome prizes) and other fun things which are included with the cuise. It's just a bonus that the actors will be on board. It may seem like an over whelming amount of money but you have a year to pay it off. Oh… well more fun for us!



    54. 154

      that is going ffaarr



    55. 155

      HAHAHAHAHA U ALL MAKE A GOOD POINT… BUT IM GOING SO FUCK ALL U LOL .



    56. 156

      Re: laurabell – DONT U LOVE HOW ALL THIS IDIOTS ARE TALKIN SHIT BUT THEY DONT KNOW WHAT THER ARE TALKIN ABOUT LOL ITS FUNNY WELL SEE YOU THERE CUS IM TOTALLY THERE,

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