So Fresh, So Clean! Brad's Secret Revealed!
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While shooting his newest flick Inglourious Basterds, Brad Pitt filled in his costars on how a father of six can keep clean without taking a shower.
The answer: Baby wipes.
Pitt's costar, Eli Roth, regaled to reporters about how the megastar offered the tip while they were shooting the film: "After a scene, Brad had to get next to me for a close-up shot, and he said, 'Damn, you're ripe,' " says Eli. "I said, 'I didn’t have time to shower.' He said, 'Baby wipes, man, baby wipes.' "
To offer further explanation, Eli said Brad revealed: "I got six kids. All you've got to do is just take them, a couple quick wipes under the pits. Man, I'm getting pissed on all day. I don't have time to take a shower."
Kind of gross, but inventive.
Just the kind of thing you would expect from the world's hottest Papa!
Maybe someone should show this to dirty boy, R-Patz!
[Image via WENN.]
frankly scarlett, i dont give a damn. doesnt he look like he's trying to morph into rhett butler? i cant stand either one of them anymore. they are so fake and plastic and just icky.
"I got six kids. All you've got to do is just take them, a couple quick wipes under the pits. Man, I'm getting pissed on all day. I don't have time to take a shower."
I mean hello, thats sick.
Good lord military guys have been taking these kinds of "baths" for years…he isnt into anything new…only in the military you use unscented wipes or you attract every sweet smell loving bug for miles.
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Leave RPattz out of it. He doesn't stink.
Brad and Angelina on the other hand are nasty. Brad is dumb blaming it on the kids. They have freakin nannies.
Ok Perez, not innovative at all, we Mom's and Dad's have been doing this for ages! Get real! In this pic, Brad looks like he's ready to hurl! Looks stiff and has a look of terror on his face. I saw other pics of them at Cannes in several mags, they are not happy together at all! GOOD! I hope they are forced to live together in damnation for the rest of their lives.
Our soldiers, you know… real heros, have been doing this for years.
FUCK RPATZ THE 90210 VAMPIRE
every parent knows this
He actually wants to say that he needs the wipes so he can wipe his mouth every time Angelina kisses him because he never knows who or what she is going to blow! Hey, Brad, your wife is a whore!!!
I remember stories about your precious Zefron similar to this one.
Luv him!
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That is so true. Baby wipes become a standard even after the baby's are all grown!
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Funny! But, if you get pissed on, I recommend a shower!
You finally said something funny Perez. Smells like a baby. lol. It's the truth that you can't take a bath every time a baby pisses on you. The baby wipes are a great idea. BTW pissing is a daily NATURAL occurrence for a baby and sometimes it's on his or her parent, what's sick about that? I don't believe he said he had a NEW idea, he was just getting a fellow actor advice. Sheesh.
Like it isnt enough he is posting shit about R Patz and the Twilight cast…He brings the shit up on other posts too. Now thats BEYOND over kill.
Re: LizardKinG – Im starting to hate this site.
OK - I'm not a big fan, but I like Brad a little better after that story!
robert doesn't have bad hygiene…that was taken out of context
he smells like God
Brad still a hot man after 2 decades, I doubt someone will even remember Rob after that long !
News flash, Mario: People in the military have been doing this for years. It's not "inventive". You're a dumb fuck.
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This story reeks of untruthfulness ..
No wonder he looks like he doesn't bathe - he actually doesn't. Makes perfect sense, actually, since he has to morph into all his girlfriends. Anyway his excuse is bullshit, you know these two have a crew of nannies, they just don't bathe because they're fucking gross.
You can get an 80 pack at the dollar store! I'm serious guys that's like a bit more than 1 cents per wipe! AMAZING!!! Stock up!
Re: *stars101* – stars right on, right on! When i read about the second teen he dated and the teen being even younger than Lewis I was shocked. eww he is so gross and I think he must be paying perez and to kiss his ass. Brad is a perv!
Don't blame the kids!! I remember reading years ago about how Pitt didn't shower or wash his hair. This is nothing new for him!!
it's called a whore bath
Good God these people habe you hypnotized mario….
Inventive my ass…ask any mother in the united states and she will tell you she has cleaned up with baby wipres. As a matter of fact they are the best makeup remover on the market. Unscented hypoallergenic baby wipes…Cheapest and kindest to your skin too…
He is not inventive nor a genius nor a God…Just a lyinch cheating famewhore…
and if i had been pissed on…i would opt for the shower…he is gross.
Yeah, because Robert Pattinson would have a supply of baby wipes laying around?
THE HOME WRECKER WHORE & THE ADULTERER WHORE…WHAT IS THAT SMELL??? PUTERIA…THEY LOOK SO FAKE…
Wow..like it's a mayor discovery? DUH….BABY WIPES are the best thing ever created. Any mother can tell you that.
Re: angiehater1 – I second that…hahahahahhah
Great sense of humor and down to earth. No wonder Brad never got along with a stupid woman who spends $50k on her hair and still looks so mediocre.
He was always pretentious. But it always is morphed into something else depending on who he is with and how he'd like to be perceived. To an extent it's almost sad that a person depends so much on his image because at the root it means you are living an unhappy or unfulfilling existence. He is so caught up in his reality that his behavior and the things that he does only brings him a temporary satisfaction so he has to constantly do/say something or put out an image in order to get attention and self created praise to make him feel value. Which is why many times he seems hypocritical because he has no sense of who he is. It is about who he'd like to be or liked to be perceived as. I can give many examples of this but my post would be too long for people to bother reading.
OH NO U DID NOT PEREZ…DO NOT TALK ABOUT ROBERT LIKE THAT….HE IS DELICIOUS JUST AS HE IS….I AM QUITE SURE THAT HE SHOWERS…GIVE HIM A BREAK!!!!!
Re: *stars101* –
Bwahaha, go on dreaming dear, you need your delusions to get through the day LOL!
Re: *stars101* – BTW that's a very cute picture of Brad you have as an avatar. Well done dear, I know how hard it was for you to let him go from your alter-ego loser JenJen… sob…
Who gives a fuck? It's not like he INVENTED the baby wipe. Please.
Our troops have been doing this forever!! USO and others collect unscented wipes and "shower in a bag" to send to those fighting in Iraq, etc. In the Navy, we take them on deployment for when we are on water restrictions….
Re: *stars101* – just checking in with ya….saying hi
had to laugh at what you said about him turning into whoever he dates. thats always made me quite ill. besides him trying to look like rhett butler…i cant stand his face anymore, i want to vomit!
oh and i love jen!!!
It seems to me in this picture that Angelina is trying to recreate the photo of Brad and Jen at their wedding with their heads looking down and touching (the one picture released). Nice try….
Re: MsHomeWrecker – That wedding photo you are referring to very much looked like Aniston DECEIVING Brad telling him "I want your baby". Brad was looking towards her stomach–very possible she LIED as usual to him that she might already be pregnant. Otherwise why would an international movie star marry a sitcom hack? Nice try, Miss Aniston. FAILED.
Nasty!! Brad ArmPitt (the appropriate name for him) has always been a nasty greaseball. They're called BABY wipes, not ADULT wipes!! Babies don't sweat and get nasty like adults too. Good lord, between our butt cracks and armpits it's amazing any adults stay odor free for more than 12 hours. And ArmPitt has worse taint than anyone else. It's called hot water, soap and deodorant you assclown! Join the rest of America and get clean like most other normal people!
come on they can't be that busy that they can't take 10 minutes out of the day to shower!! GROSS!!
ewww. I would not want a man who smells like babies! TURN OFF
just watch— the paparazzi and mags won't attack him for that comment.
but they'll attack rob. geez.
He is not inventive! Our military service members have been doing this for decades! Stop acting like Brad is this amazing person because he is FAR from it!
Brad Pitt is one stupid mother fucker. He left his wife to live in sin with Angie Voight and produce out of wedlock children with her. I hope he enjoys his Hollywood life now because he's not going to enjoy it so much when he spends eternity burning in hell with the rest of the sinners and sodomites!
Brad Pitt was #1 on the stinkiest celebrity list! Baby wipes can only help him! At least he's making an "effort" to smell better!
Re: JohnnyD – And I see you are reserving a special place in hell for wishing ill on people.
Brad is hot for a man his age!!! Tho he did left his wife for someone else like Ange… So he is the homewrecker not Angelina oK!?
This guy has already proven himself so stop trash talking leave the man alone!!!
Jennifer Aniston ur stupid if u take him back after he left u!!! its not going to be the same between u two!!!
Angelina,if anything happens, u have 6 kids who love u so dont worry u dont need a man.
baby wipes are nothing new…
i'm getting a little sick of the whole 'i have 6 kids, life is tough' act.
I think it would be funny if Jen took Brad back and then dumped his ass. That would be the ultimate revenge.
He is old and a liar!
Those two are still the sexiest couple in Hollywood.