Linda Hogan Is Drug Free But Still Effed Up!
In an attempt to disprove Hulk and Brooke Hogan’s drug accusations, cougar Linda Hogan has undergone a drug test.
We're shocked she did it!
And, surprisingly, she passed!!!! She even provided us with the test results to prover her drug-free point.
Linda's rep also sent us the following statement:
"Linda Hogan is clean, clean, clean. She tested NEGATIVE for everything including: Amphetamine (speed), Cannabinoid (marijuana), Cocaine (coke), Opiates (vicodin, morphine, heroin) and Phencyclidine(PCP)..
This further disproves Hulk’s and Brooke’s unfounded and hurtfull allegations. Linda’s drug screening shows she has no trace of ANY drugs in her system, legal or illegal, that includes prescription medication. Linda does not do drugs and never accused her daughter of doing drugs either. Hulk is the expert on drug use. He admits in his Rolling Stone article last month about his 30 years of abusing cocaine, marijuana and pills. Now that the truth is in black and white, all Linda wants is an apology from both of them.
She has opened her private medical records to disprove Brooke and Hulk’s horrendous, unsupported allegations. She asks the public respect her privacy on this matter so she may begin to repair her relationship with her daughter."
Linda Hogan is a class act!!!
In the process of trying the "heal" her relationships, Linda brought up Hulk's former drug use and opened up her private medical records in order for the public to respect her privacy?
Shut your mouth and stop dragging your family through the mud!!!!!
If drugs are not the excuse for her behavior, what the hell is wrong with her?!
Check out the results of her drug test below!
[Hogan family image via WENN.]
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she had to have used system cleaners… cuz they must have done a piss test and not a hair test… a hair test would have shown what she has done and they could have even said when she did it…
There are various products and ways to help pass a drug test. Most people use them regularly because of their job. But who knows, maybe she is clean.
somehow I just don't believe that…..she's still a bitch for talking trash bout her own daughter, this old lady is trying to out do lohan's mom
damn brooke looks as old as her mom
it was fixed
Hell hath no fury like a women scorned.
I wonder what type of drug test she took…HMMM
Oh PULEASE!! Any idiot can get synthetic urine. I know several people who do drugs and use various products to pass regular drug tests at work. This means absolutely ZERO unless it was a clinic supervised test. Get real Linda!
yeah like i believe that.
how much does it cost for a system cleaner
or clean bottle of piss linda?
I'm sure YOU would know.
lol WOW, she either used some sober female's urine, or she hasn't done any coke or pills since last weekend. WTF is wrong with this crazy lady/mother?? It is such obvious BULL
She's rolllllllllllin'
to meet certain ppl's demand, there will always be countless excuses for the way you really are ….
she only outed him because shes a bitch and is getting back at him for who knows what reason .. i mean honestly how did their marriage end??.. what did she get bored?.. shes a serious bitch.
You are right. What on earth is wrong with her if she isn't on drugs.
Also, how do we even know this is true? What type of drug test was it? A urine test? A blood test? or a hair test? Pretty much every thing other than weed gets out of your system within a week, so all this means is that if she did take a drug test, it was most likely urine, and that she hasn't done drugs for a week.
Was it a HAIR FOLLICLE test? If it wasn't, I DON'T BELIEVED SHE PASSED,
If I were Brook I would cut her out of my life entirely. What kind of MOTHER talks shit about her own daughter IN THE MEDIA!!!!! She deserves a good punch in the face. No matter what Brook says about her, Linda should Never talk ill of her own freakin daughter. Stupid bitch!!!!! She obviously loves money more than her own family, thats what this is all about.
hahahahaha EAT SHIT HULK!!!!!!
Whatever! As if anyone really cared anyway! And if you want privacy, shut the fuck up! But then, the ony way you get publicity is when you talk shit to the press. You are such trash.
hulk needs to stop talking shit- hes a fucking crazy douchebag who needs to stop placing his problems on others-
JUST BECAUSE YOURE ALWAYS SMOKING DOPE DOESNT MEAN EVERYONE ELSE IS!!
MENAPAUSE!!!!! MANIA!!!!!
I don't even see the doctors name "Michael Fox", listed one their website as a doctor there.
Ughhh. NEXT.
Also, why does the opiate test say that it includes Codeine and Morphine only?
it says "urine" on her test. doesn't say its hers. prob had someone else's urine tested
I want a hair sample! LOL You know there are special drinks out there!!
ummmmmmmmmm shes so gross, she berates her own daughter, and being older and a mother she should of been the bigger person. she is fucking a 20 yr boy that her daughter new, can anyone imagine, there mothers doing that to them, that is embarasing, gross and tramatizing. linda is ugly with a man body and she is a pedophile, she makes me sick
I can type up a fake drug test report.
Re: twerknasty –
Hah she so faked this.
this doesn't prove a thing! you can buy fake piss online…who's to say she didn't do that?! i would hope for her sake that she is drugged up, because if not she might really see how much of a hot mess she is!!!
hell, you don't even need synthetic, pop a couple pills and 24 hours later you're good to go.
Hey Linda,
As someone who monitors patient data for a living, this is a simple document, and you could easily change the info before releasing to the public.
Let's see your results from a serum (blood) test. Urine tests are so easy to pass…
Oh please…Linda didn't talk shit until BROOKE did. The woman is allowed to defend herself. She's obviously clean. Now will Brooke and Hulk submit to the same tests? I like them all…I haven't nothing against any of them. But hey…put up or shut up. Linda did…who is next?
Did they test her urine or her hair? You can drink enough fluids to dilute your urine so that any drug test comes up clean. Hair, on the other hand, stores drugs for up to 2 months. If she really wants to prove herself, she needs to submit her HAIR for testing.
You also piss clean if you wait a couple of weeks….say about roughly the time when all this crap started. Pot is about 2 weeks or so (stored in fat), but a lot of the other stuff s gone in 2-3 days! Flush your system with lots of water, maybe a cleaner, and you're good to go. They should ALL have to suffer through an unannounced random test in the future to prove it. But then again, who cares! These are Hogan/Bolleas we're talking about!
She looks to be Menapausal by her PH Level that or she has a Nasty Infection. 5.4 basically states Vaginosis. Sucks to be her
I don't understand why it's only Linda that's taking the most crap from you. Hulk Hogan is equally disturbed. He just seems to have a better power of convincing the public and his daughter that eventhough he cheated and may have done drugs sometime in his life Linda is wrong and messed up. I'm not convinced. He is very manipulative. In the interview with Larry King at the time his son was in jail, Hulk came off completely lacking empathy and blames everything that happens on everyone else. He doesn't take responsibility for his part in the failed marriage. Let's not forget that it was him talking to Nick while he was in jail about a reality show.
TEAM LINDA!!! 100% TEAM LINDA!
A woman gives up her life to raise two children and make a home for an insane man. She held everything together. And then, gets thrown under the bus. SCREW Brooke and her pervert father.
ha now eat your shit perez, you were challenging her now she proved it! BTW if she had hair tested you cant get rid of shit with anything only a pee test. So leave her the hell alone already. brooke and hulk look like total trash at best.
That bitch needs a makeover!!!
And her daughter needs more plastic surgery
to fix her buttah face!!
Tho I love me some Hulk!!!
Can you say "Cougar Barbie" time ?
Anyone can pop some niacin and cleanse
Re: idevenn – I was going to that! Heck, they look like sisters~ Someone on drugs would not look as good as their daughter. Yes,
probably surgery but to be a mom with 2 kids she does look young. Did anyone ever think it may be the young man she is with. Hmmm..Just sayin.
uh huh. coke and shit can get out of your system in a couple days
The drug test DID NOT test for Oxycontin or Vicodin, unless the drug company specifically is asked to check for the oxycodone and/or the hydrocodone derivatives, the test will never show whether or not the person is on those meds. Opiates ONLY include meds that break down into morphine or codeine, which Oxy and Vico dont. So this test shows nothing.
Well All I Can Say is At Least She Put Her Money Where Here Mouth Is! Taht's Rare! Where are Hulk & Brookes Drug Test's? LOL! Bring on The Altered Test's Montage!
Yea, here's the kicker though. In a voluntary drug test, not only are you able to shut the door and use the bathroom unsupervised, you also aren't searched. I know this because, my office works with CPL AND LabCorp. It would be very easy for one to carry in a bag of urine from someone else. Hell, she has room for a specimen cup in her bra alone. Let's see a blood test, and then she'll have proven something.
Amen I agree wiwth everyone that says to test her hair. I dont believe this shit for a second….Too easy to go off stuff for 48 hrs take cleaners and take a test, leave the facility and start right back… she waited too long to make me believe she didnt do this….
POS
amen to that Perez this lady gets off on dissing her own family.
spec her ex husband who got her where she is today with his fame and money!!!!
She'd be better off blaming her crappy behavior on drugs! Act like a mom, Linda.
not too mention it takes only 3 days for cocaine to clear out of the system, as the case with most drugs (exception pot) they are clear of the system within a week or less.
i have to applaud LINDA FOR DEFENDING HERSELF BUT I STILL BELIEVE SHE IS A HORRIBLE MOTHER.
There are many ways to pass a drug test. I also think there is a possibility that something is weird about the part where Bollea, Linda is typed. It looks darker… almost like it was messed with. And of course I agree with most of you… what a terrible woman to ever day mean things about her daughter. I don't care what is going on… if she ever really loved her children she would never release such stupid statements.
I forgot to add… she would not need time to clean up. She could get clean urine from so many different avenues even purchasing it on the Internet. That is why for many tests through the legal system they practically hold the cup while you pee in it. She is lame and maybe needs mental help instead of drug counseling. If Hulk did drugs years ago are we to believe she wasn't popping pills, snorting and boozing it up with him?
Now, of ALL the people that looked at this (which really isn't that many, considering this is the Hogans & nobody really gives a shit), I can't be the ONLY one to realize that Linda's PERSONAL CELL PHONE NUMBER is clearly on here. LOLZ. Let's all call her & tell her to stop being such a twat waffle. Hahah.
This family is so Springer. The Hulk is dating a way younger girl thats looks exactly like his daughter Brooke. All I have to say is, I KNEW IT… I knew Hulk wanted to bang his daughter. And the mother is dating a guy the same age as Brooke, and I think they went to school together. I swear, another bunch of whiskey tango carnies we are now stuck hearing about, because of reality tv.
um, if they did a hair test, bleaching your hair removes the residue…there are sooo many ways to block a positive result..
Wassup with Brooke ?
what ever, that whore use PROTOX! You drink that shit 2 hours before testing and ta da! CLEAN WIZZ!!!! This shit doesn't prove anything except that Linda Hogan is a FUCKTARD!!!!!! DISGUSTING sorry excuse for a mother and human being…..
They should do a DNA test on the daughter. I'm sure she's missing a chromosome or two!
FYI: I don't know what she's suppose to be on, but FYI: It only takes 3 days for Heroin and Cocaine to come out of one's system. Besides Heroin, any other opiate is 3-4 days as well. Marijuana can be up to 30 days, but there are ways to go about making it sooner. Not that I give a shit about this family, but this really doesn't mean all that much (unless you're a personal friend of hers and with her often).
There is nothing wrong with her Perez she is pissed of all the shit and is fighting back or should she lay down and die and let all this shit happen to her just because she moved on and is happy with her boyfriend Hulk has a younger girlfriend . Time for Hulks drug test why not is he scared of getting caught in a lie and Brooke realizes he is using her.All he wants to do is make her look bad in court he better watch out it might bite him in the ass other witnesses can come forward with statements against him.
Hair follicle tests are the best. She took a urinalysis exam. Easily fooled, easily taken.
Plus, pills only show up when you're under the influence of them. She could have just taken 2 days off of her binges and she'd be in the clear.
when it comes to Urinalysis, the only thing that stays in your system along time is weed. Coke, heroine all pisses out of you in a day or two. Unless she had someone pee for her or used synthetic piss, then thats the only other way she could have passed the test.
SHE IS A LIAR,NOT DRUG -FREE,TEST DOES NOT MEAN ANYTHING
umm..
they sell a drink for 20-40$ that makes u pass all those thing for 4-5 hours.
I disagree w' you on this Perez. This was a woman who dedicated herself to her family at least for the past twenty years and now it's her time..whether her family understands it or not. She raised her kids..they are grown and living their own lives.. Hulk Hogan is just a bitter f…uck. So, I'm very pleased w' the results of this drug test…shut them up Linda. As I always say: An Eye for an eye. I think it's terrible that inmature Brooke can't accept her Mom as a cougar and has to trash her own mother. Team Linda here.
Re: Megan1 – I'm with you on that …TRUE THAT
Ok then that would probably mean she has a mental disorder. She should go to a good psychologist and get diagnosed. She probably has a personality disorder.
ya… they should a hair follicle test… i bet she used synthetic pee. what a fucking joke…
That test doesn't prove she doesn't do drugs. There are system cleaners you can take before the test, or, she could've temporarily stopped taking drugs enough to get a clean test (but I doubt that one). I don't buy it.
If Linda Hogan had any class at all, she wouldn't have made her drug test public for the world to see. She wouldn't make herself public period. Fame whoring loser.
This doesn't prove anything. Most drugs are out of your system in 2-3 days so her negative results do not prove much. Secondly, if she wants to repair the relationship with her daughter maybe she should act like an adult and handle it privately! No only that, I read where her publicist/manager reported that Brooke has had implants. Seriously, the way to fix the relationship does not include telling her private business. Linda needs to start acting like a mother and not some craddle robbing whore.
wonder why it took her so long to do the test? oh maybe cause it takes 3 days for coke to get out of your system, at most.
and passing drug tests is easy. I know people who have passed tests and used on probation
Perhaps all that peroxide in her hair has just made her brain shrink? Being a drunk is just as bad as being a drug addict. Something is wrong with that woman. I seriously hope they finish all this nonsense soon so I don't have to see her face in the news anymore.
Most people don't know this, but these drug tests don't catch everything. Like psilocybin from shrooms (a hallucinogenic crystalline solid, C1 2H1 7N2O4P, obtained from the mushroom Psilocybe mexicana), and other "uncommon" drugs. She can still be partying it up w/o anything ever showing up on her drug test. Trust.
and they've been asking her to do this for a month so of course she waited till all the drugs were out of her system before she took the test any idiot knows that
Linda Hogan can't win. She gets accused of using drugs so she takes a test to prove she's not AND PASSES! You said she brought up Hulk's former drug use but HE brought it up in Rolling Stone magazine FIRST. Brook should be ashamed of herself. In her interview with you she ADMITTED that she has NEVER seen her mother use drugs. Go back and view it again Perez. She said that's what she heard around. That is called a rumor or gossip. The fact that she would repeat it to you instead of defending her mother is despicable. That is her mother and she should respect her, remember honor your mother and father. Anyway, Brook looks like a MAN to me.
U kno some1 like that is on crack when shes dating some1 a million times younger than her…. -ugh- thats jus wrong… some1 the same age as ur kid…. GROSS! she needs mental help…. its sad 2 kno shes the 1 who jacked everything up 4 her family…..