Momma Jonas Runs The Show

Why are the Jonas Brothers such good little boys?

Just ask their Mom!

Denise Jonas is opening up about her famous kids and the steps she took in raising three fine, upstanding virginal boys in the July issue of Good Housekeeping. And she sounds kind of strict!

Baby JoBro Nick admits: "She makes us be careful in the hotel room…[She makes us] put back the towels, straighten the bed."

Hey, Mom. Hotels have people who can do that for them. They're called maids!

But Mom doesn't just stop there. Oh no!

She has taught her boys everything from how to behave on the road to good manners to the all important, safe sex. And it would also seem that Mom is the only sensible one in the bunch.

Mama Jonas confesses: "They are men. They have desires. They have testosterone. If they make a mistake, I'm not going to hate them. I don't think they are above or below being seduced. I would be foolish if I thought that. I pray for them."

Wow. Talk about an honest answer.

We recommend the young ladies go out and pick up this issue when it comes out and read up on Mama Jonas if they ever want a shot at a JoBro.

As Big Bro Joe puts it: "People always ask, 'What's a girl have to do to get your attention?' [I say] she has to be good to Mom."

Awwww!

[Image via Robert Trachtenberg.]

Posted: Jun 3, 2009 at 8:30 pm / Email this »

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Suzy Q says – reply to this

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE THE JONAI
Put more pics of the mom, is she hot too?
Ecuadorian Diva says – reply to this

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they are mamas boys… now tell me something I don't know
therealmariag says – reply to this

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just let them fuck
female version of a hustler says – reply to this

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omg LAME
SWEETPIECE! says – reply to this

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Word of advice girls, never date a man who hates his mother and never date a man who can't make a decision without asking his mom.
Somewhere in the middle is the best.
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There, my good deed for the day is done.
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PS… Don't be waiting around dating someone hoping he will ask the question. If
a man was to answer honestly, he knew if he was going to marry you or not before he even asked you out. Not 100% true, but 99%.
Sky-Sky says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAAAAAH!!!!!!
GOSSIP HOG says – reply to this

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barf.
ilside says – reply to this

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lol they arent above or below being seduced? Yeah because if they have sex it will be because some floozy seduces them, not because they *want* to have sex.

I dont even believe that a 21yr old isnt having sex when they have a girlfriend anyway.
fordmodel says – reply to this

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shes sounds wayy strict.
haha its always the kids with the strict parents who rebel id love to see one of them get a girl preg.
Iheart420 says – reply to this

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i hate the jobors but the mom is cute haha
piggsie says – reply to this

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There's a thin line between 'MAMA'S BOYS' and Norman Bates…
AlexPoland says – reply to this

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stagewhore
Weirdoo49 says – reply to this

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Awh how cute! If I had hot kids I'd treat them like that.. I wouldn't want them bangin' up on some slutty hoe hoe-sters.
sKadooo says – reply to this

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they're so precious
Kathagr says – reply to this

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Seems a bit fake.
Lindsay Lohan says – reply to this

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She probably only said what she said about them because one of them has already had sex & she's preparing her defense for when the news breaks.
ahaashii says – reply to this

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Re: Weirdoo49 –

if you had kids you wouldn't think of them as hot rofl
AdventuresofaCarnivore says – reply to this

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Gah. The sexism rampant in that post doesn't even shock me anymore. But the "above or below being seduced" thing is just silly. You can bet your ass if the JoBros were girls she wouldn't be saying that! Jeez, just admit that people have sex and move on.
sydney 123 says – reply to this

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come on this dudes probably don t have regular sex but do get oral…
allycakes says – reply to this

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Perez, I'm a maid who makes 9 dollars a hour and when you have check-outs all day full of beer bottles and garbage, people who clean up after themselves are more than appreciated. You don't treat your home like crap so why should you treat your hotel room any different?
Koree =)) says – reply to this

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Ya,there mom is pretty strict im glad my mom aint like that! There mom seems like a Bitch.
NickJonasIsMyMan says – reply to this

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ahhh now millions of girls are going to attack them since mamma jonas made that comment…
cupcakez31395 says – reply to this

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aww thats sweet that they like a girl who's nice to their mom. i would definitely be nice to their mom she seems nice. but remember key word "nice".
topper says – reply to this

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Why is Nick 6'4" all of a sudden?
SkipperBarbie says – reply to this

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Dear Joe .We all know what you really like.You aint fooling anyone.
:)
NCRxoxo says – reply to this

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i'm just glad she's not one of those parents who are in complete denial about the fact that their kids are sexual beings. yeah she's a little on the strict side, but overall, she seems to have done a good job.
NCRxoxo says – reply to this

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P.S. i'm loving the preppy wear on the boys! haha!
SkipperBarbie says – reply to this

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"As Big Bro Joe puts it: "People always ask, 'What's a girl have to do to get your attention?' "

GROW A DICK???

HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAH
jcapflorida says – reply to this

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Ugh, that made me gag!
finestlove12 says – reply to this

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GAY
Heaven23 says – reply to this

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that is so weird
superbaby says – reply to this

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WANNA meet your classy half?
you can log on __ClassyMingle.com___. many nice and single people you will meet. Do not miss the love in your lifetime
The DOUCHEess says – reply to this

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Awww, what respectful young men.
DALE says – reply to this

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I can see why terrorists hate america so much.
SweetPat says – reply to this

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Re: SWEETPIECE! – AGREED!!!
Bottom Spanker ! says – reply to this

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PEREZ - GIRLFRIEND, PUHHHHHHHLUUUUUUUUEEEEZE !! Such HYPE !
Mattlouis says – reply to this

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"Be good to mom"-creepy!
Candace says – reply to this

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That's the ultimate trait they look for in a girl, "be good to mom?"

Wow. Good luck to them!
Candace says – reply to this

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Yeah, it's not like not being manipulative, honesty, or loyalty, should get your attention.
I LOVE JONAS MOMMY says – reply to this

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THESE ARE FINE YOUNG MEN WHO ASK THEIR MOTHERS ADVICE ABOUT EVERYTHING.THEY ASK HER WHO TO DATE,WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU HAVE SEXUAL URGES,WHAT KIND OF CHRISTIAN MUSIC TO PLAY ETC.I HOPE THEY FIND A WIFE JUST LIKE THEIR MOTHER.FIND A NICE YOUNG CHRISTIAN THAT WONT TEMP YOU LIKE THAT WHORE ASHLEE SIMPSON!FIND A NICE 15 YEAR OLD CHRISTIAN GIRL. I'M ONLY 15 YEAR OLD CHRISTIAN AND VIRGIN!
THE REAL LINDSAY LOHAN says – reply to this

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I'm Lindsay and i say party with your mother.It helps to bond family!
bestlatinajbfan says – reply to this

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Joe I heart you!! I'm so picking it up haha!
sushilover says – reply to this

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Re: Lindsay Lohan – And that would be NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. Now go to Hell and die.
anniegirl says – reply to this

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Re: I LOVE JONAS MOMMY – What about their Father? You sound like you need to experience the world and make your own concept of it.
sushilover says – reply to this

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Re: SkipperBarbie – Stupid bitch. Please die.
anniegirl says – reply to this

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Re: allycakes – YOU GO GIRL
sushilover says – reply to this

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Re: jcapflorida – I wish you would gag and die. Instead you just gag and keep spewing your hate. That's a shame. You should gag and die.

Spare us the rest.
sushilover says – reply to this

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Re: DALE – You're retarded too. The Jonas brothers have nothing do do with international hate. HOWEVER, I think the world hates you and your little fucking mind.

Die, bitch, and spare us your shit. Thanks.
Floozy says – reply to this

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Re: SWEETPIECE! – I disagree! Most men don't know what they are having for lunch or remember what they ate the day before but you claim men know if they will marry someone right away and before dating them. HA! I don't think so but it must be nice to live in La-La Land sweetie.

My Dad always said "The way a man treats his Mom is how he will treat you". it's not a Momma's Boy vs Momma Hater thing, it's about respect! I guess this is my good deed for the day Don't let my name throw you off about me, I believe all women have floozy tendencies! It's a name with a point
sushilover says – reply to this

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Re: Heaven23 – What is your point? Please tell us what your point is.

Otherwise, die like the rest of the haters. I'm sick of you and and your uninspired opinions. Please be more intellectual with your responses. Otherwise, just shut up. There's no need to you to reply to every fucking thing that pops up! Really. Shut up.
sushilover says – reply to this

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Re: anniegirl – Yeah, you should just die now. No man will ever love you. Or woman, for that matter. Please die. Too many people innocently die from cancer. You are worthless and yet you walk the Earth unaffected. That's sad.
Xaiiil says – reply to this

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awwww JB's MOM!!
anniegirl says – reply to this

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Re: sushilover – They look like they have cum dripping from their mouths
parisfrance says – reply to this

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i still want to know what it takes to get Nick jonas…..
SkipperBarbie says – reply to this

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Re: sushilover –
get some manners sweetie darling and grow some dick if you wanna be their chick!

HAHAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHA
anniegirl says – reply to this

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Re: sushilover – Shit, have you replied to this person before?
anniegirl says – reply to this

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Re: sushilover – Shit, have you replied to this person before?Re: sushilover – If you have something medical going on with you, I really am saying a prayer. Being sick is terrible. God Bless.
Apt. 54 says – reply to this

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Re: allycakes – Amen!
Floozy says – reply to this

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Re: sushilover – Calm down Dear
anniegirl says – reply to this

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Re: sushilover – you go girl
SWEETPIECE! says – reply to this

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Re: Floozy – Hmm, but not a period.
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Respect is it, but my opinion stands.
Amber! says – reply to this

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Re: ilside – That's exactly what I was thinking. If they have sex of course it would be because they were seduced and not because they are hormonal men who have their pick of girls and take advantage of the opportunity!
mitchypoo says – reply to this

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sickening, that's how my bf's mom is. And nothing i do is ever good enough. I do all the things she wants and more. Yeah and she treats me like i seduced her son. Ugh no, he chased me for a long time and i didn't do anything special. I was just myself. She really lies to herself and thinks we dont do it. yeah, he is a freak!
Perezismyhero<3 says – reply to this

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Hahah nick looks like a momas boyy.
myers1978 says – reply to this

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I like her. She likes them to be respectable and good but understand if they slip up. The media made the big deal about the rings, the purity was just a small part of those rings, and obviously not the most important.

oh and SHUT THE FUCK UP Perez, she means she doesnt want them leaving wet towels all over the floor and the sheets a mess, especially since they tendd to only do stocking, not changing with celebs. and as someone who travels alot AND worked in a hotel, its nice when someone puts the towels back on the counter or at least on the tub and at least pulls up the sheets.
marcot says – reply to this

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dating a mama's boy is not ideal…
loves8to8sing says – reply to this

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They're so.. gay.?
B!tchBarbie says – reply to this

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So sweet & talented guys LOVE THEM! Their mom is entitled to be so proud of them! They are HUGE !! haha For all fans…they are having a FACEBOOK chat tomorrow at 5pm pdt !!
B!tchBarbie says – reply to this

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So sweet & talented guys LOVE THEM! Their mom is entitled to be so proud of them! For all fans…they are having a FACEBOOK chat tomorrow at 5pm pdt !!
nunyabiznus says – reply to this

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BARF!!!!!!!!!!
Cath4Respect says – reply to this

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As for the hotel comment, and the maids…yes, maids are supposed to do that job, but everytime I stay in a hotel, no matter if it's a great one, or a stop on a road trip, I try to tidy up a bit. I don't cleanthe room, but it's nice to not make more work for people on purpose, that's all.
DALE says – reply to this

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@51 It's true! Terrorists play they're "music" at al queda training camps to motivate troops in hating america!. Maybe YOUR a terrorist and are simply covering your track of evil, by supporting bad music.
Bin laden was originally tapped by disney to be the forth jonas bros!. THEY ARE EVIL!
BennieNtheJETS says – reply to this

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AWWWWWWWWW THEY ARE AN ADORABLE FAMILY! LOVE IT! LOVE THE JONAI! I HOPE THEY STAY PURE UNTIL MARRIAGE
nicegreen0622 says – reply to this

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If you want to get to know them better.
search their name on "richcupids.com"
Reginald Perrin says – reply to this

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There's nothing wrong in respect, manners and generally being a nice person.

They've done alright for themselves - she should be proud of her lads and I'm sure she is.
dizzle342 says – reply to this

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they
seem
sweet.
shan-neecy says – reply to this

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makes me love them even more!
Phew!!! says – reply to this

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OMG what a nauseating bunch of mummy boys - prats.Grow up -live life.
no name says – reply to this

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Lover her! If that is what it takes to raise a group of good looking men to be gentlemen then she is doing a great job. The rest of you can say what you want but you don't see the Jonas Brothers having kids out of wedlock, you don't see them drunk or in jail or any of the other things kinds of trouble you see famous kids get into. Good for her!
RimeAH says – reply to this

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doesnt this sound weird to anyone :S??
its so weird, and girls actually love them " omg joe omg joe"
i would NEVER date a mama's boy

not because he'll put her first, mama's always come first
BUT because its weird :S?
and helloo your a grown up
book.daisy says – reply to this

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When I see this pic, I instantly think, Odeipus or Norman Bates.
History says – reply to this

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She's awesome. She should write a parenting book. Also, she looks really good here. She was quite a bit heavier in the last picture I saw of her.
hey_perez says – reply to this

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perez says:
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Baby JoBro Nick admits: "She makes us be careful in the hotel room…[She makes us] put back the towels, straighten the bed."
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Hey, Mom. Hotels have people who can do that for them. They're called maids!
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what is so wrong about teaching her children to pick up after themselves - not everyone is a big, fat, slob like you, perez! .
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tweet me @morenamami .
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StavLovesJonas says – reply to this

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LOVE THEM! and love mama jonas
StavLovesJonas says – reply to this

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you can tell that they have strong respect morals towards their mother and thats very important.
RimeAH says – reply to this

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nooo, seriously.. doesnt anyone think that that is weird?
littlebritishgirly says – reply to this

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she's a pushy mother I can so tell. they wouldn't be where they are now without a STAGE MUM! oh well. more power to them they're rich as fuccckkk.
Laury says – reply to this

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I don't know, being a mama's boy is fine, I guess, I like when a man has a good relationship with his mom, but these guys seem to love their mom a little too much. Plus Perez is right, part of the fun of staying at a hotel is not having to clean up the room, they hire people to do that.
Laury says – reply to this

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Re: piggsie –

LOL Well said.
vidaboa33 says – reply to this

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I CAN'T STAND THE JONAS BROTHERS,THEY'RE SO GAY!!
ufcgal says – reply to this

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Everytime I see JB I can't get that episode of SouthPark out of my head! DIsney trying to sell sex to make teenage girls 'gynies' tingle…. No doubt! Mickey Is an asshole! 'haha!'

They are probably tappin some ass somewhere anyway… if they aren't they will be before long.
bigwill05 says – reply to this

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Re: Lindsay Lohan – I AGREE 100%
AimeeKakes says – reply to this

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Glad someone tries to teach and instill morals in their kids. Famous does not = unaccountable.
TORTEZ says – reply to this

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GAG,cut the apron strings.
CassieGirl21 says – reply to this

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Oedipal complex anyone?
pinkchik says – reply to this

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awww cute she seems nice
Zaquishalisha says – reply to this

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love love love!! .. but im sure joe isn´t a virgin hell thats unbelievable that camila bell is not a little girl any more c´mon
Poindexter-X says – reply to this

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She sounds like a good mom.
JONASRULZ12572 says – reply to this

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They could get screwd by every girl in america and she thinks their just being seduced joe could smile and every girl would want to bang him same for nick
athenaaa213 says – reply to this

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aw i love denise! shes so awesome:)
anddd i want to do joe so badly.