Do You Know What Today Is???

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It's Angelina Jolie's birthday!

The mother of six turns 34 today.

Just 34?

She's done sooo much in her life! Oscar, Brad, kids, saving the world.

We gotta step our game up!

Happy birthday, Ange. We wish you long healthy life!

    Posted: Jun 4, 2009 at 12:44 pm / Email this  »

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    1. 1

      I swear to God, I really don't understand all this ass-kissin' thing you have for Angelina, for Christ sake! Saving the world?! wtf?!!?!?!



    2. 2

      Who gives a crap!!!



    3. 3

      i know it seems like she never ages. i love her!!



    4. 4

      Angelina is a freak….. Why the ass kissing???? I don't wish her happy birthday. I wish she would O D or starve to death.



    5. 5

      TEAM ANISTON ALL THE WAY!



    6. 6

      Maybe she will get a cheeseburger for her birthday… I hope Brad doesn't get her another kid from a poor country! She almost has the whole collection…. I hate when you get the same thing year after year…………….



    7. 7

      who cares! all i want from her is her yummy yummy screw hubby



    8. 8

      You should put a pic of Shilo next to this pic!



    9. 9

      home girl should probably check herself into a spa treatment place for like a week or so - she looks like she is 10 years older.



    10. 10

      Happy birthday angelina jolie!!!



    11. 11

      how is she only 34!
      wowwww



    12. 12

      i see a whole lot of ass kissing happening from this day forward…she will treat you just like she treated Seacrest Mario so get over it.



    13. 13

      Who cares? You would eat a mile of her shit just to lick her ass. What does the obsession with this woman stem from? Creepy.



    14. 14

      when will you stop rimming her ass…she's crazy



    15. 15

      Awwww.



    16. 16

      she makes me sick she is nothing but a home wrecker. Hold Brad you will be dumped soon enough for someone else's husband!



    17. 17

      Happy B'day!!!!….I know her and Brad will be doing it and doing it…lucky beyotch!



    18. 18

      lool saving the world?! lol she is just a whore…not a saint.



    19. 19

      gosh, Angelina even was cute way back in the day.



    20. 20

      Congrats To Angelina!



    21. 21

      He's licking her arse like he does madonna, Brittney (now she's given in to his bullying) and a few more no-marks too.



    22. 22

      She´s done sooo much in her life!!!!!! it´s a shame all she´s done with her life.
      She´s crazy, with no moral at all, histeric, compulsive liar and ANOREXIC !!! so she´s not even healthy. sad, sad, sad.



    23. 23

      I thought she was like 40.



    24. 24

      Homewrecker!



    25. 25

      so cute, all the single people, dont worry your single time, now you can find your classy half on __classymingle.com___. a professional dating place for all the single people. the place make your dream come ture!



    26. 26

      Wow. Only 34. That scrawny, junkie looks at least 44.



    27. 27

      i love her, but i honestly thought she was in her 40's… YIKES



    28. 28

      Are you serrious? Who care if its her birthday. She is not saving the world. She should save the USA. There are alot of homeless children in the USA that need to be adopted, and places all over the states that need help. She should start at home… we should all start at home. Happy bday Angie.. thats just pathetic.



    29. 29

      She's traveled a long way from semi-gothical to worldwide humanitarian. Mother many times over and serious relief worker, there is not much left that can be mocked. Respect.



    30. 30

      DO YOU REALLY HAVE 2 EAT THIS BITCH OUT EVERYDAY…..GREAT IT'S FUCKEN ANGELINA HOLIE DAY….I'M OUTTA HERE….YOU ARE SO INTO VAGINA TODAY PEREZ WHY?
      TEAM ANISTON! YAY



    31. 31

      best wishes

    32. Mksh says – reply to this


      32

      Today is 20th anniversary of communism's fall in Europe.



    33. 33

      He is kissing her ass hoping that she may actually SPEAK to him. GL with that, she's too into herself to share the same air with you (or Ryan Seacrest aparently).

      She looks WAY older than 34…. Without exaggerating she looks every bit of 45 yrs old. And the thinner she gets, the worse she looks.

      In Tomb Raider she was still hot, and even in Mr and Mrs Smith, but it's been all down hill since she's gotten with Brad. I guess the Karma of being a homewrecking whore is biting her in the boney ass. Then add all the stress of her KNOWING that Brad's tounge is wagging out of his mouth dripping with drool when he see's how beautifly his ex is aging.
      Poor Angie… it's all catching up with her. Poor Brad, I guess the nice green grass on the other side is turning into nappy weeds.
      If the old saying 'you are what you eat' is true.. then that makes her… well… nothing.



    34. 34

      awww…that is such a cute pic !!
      always gorgeous !!
      LOVE her !!!



    35. 35

      WHO GIVES A DAMN FUCK?



    36. 36

      ppl used to say shiloh looked like brad but she looks more like angie IMO!

    37. OMG! says – reply to this


      37

      Did Anyone else notice the Horrible Retouching Job on this photo??? Why do you need to retouch a child photo anyway?



    38. 38

      I thought this was a pic of Shiloh at first… wow they look exactly alike as toddlers



    39. 39

      Happy Birthday! Well she is not perfect…but who of us is that?



    40. 40

      Yeah Happy Birthday Angelina, hopefully for your birthday someone will steal your man and then rub your face in it!



    41. 41

      why does everybody make this woman out to be some sort of fucking saint? i think she's a greedy, heinous bitch. i sincerly hope to see her world come crashing down around her someday.

    42. Unari says – reply to this


      42

      I'm always facinated by the frenzy about her.
      Just when did she cease being a homewrecking ho and become a saint?
      One of the biggest PR success stories in the history of the business.



    43. 43

      DIE WHORE!!!



    44. 44

      Only 34? Hell no, she turned 34 several years ago. She's about 37 right now. Don't believe the imdb.



    45. 45

      She looks more like 64. She looks way to old for just 34 years of age. Angie looks like a very old lady, not a woman in her middle 30's. Dang she lived a rough life.



    46. 46

      TEAM ANISTON!!!



    47. 47

      stop kissing her ass, Perez. very uncool.
      ;-0



    48. 48

      ONLY 34? Wow, not exactly aging gracefully is she?

    49. D says – reply to this


      49

      So beautiful, but such a messed up life ; (



    50. 50

      I love her!!! I think she's done sooo much in her life, more power!!!!:)



    51. 51

      I LOVE ANGIE YAY

    52. D says – reply to this


      52

      Wow, one year younger than me with 8000 more kids!!!



    53. 53

      She looks 44. I guess her skanky, whoring ways have taken their toll.



    54. 54

      I love you Perez, I just want to add, that she is no better than Lee Ann Rimes. She slept with a married man like Lee Ann Rimes slept with a married man. You call Lee Ann bad names but not her, what gives? I see no differ in the two, in fact I think Lee Ann is a bit better, not much, but a little bit. Angie has lived a very drug, crazed life. Nothing is great about this woman at all. Nothing.



    55. 55

      W00t happy birthday! I want to do you!



    56. 56

      Re: Hunzoni
      Amen!



    57. 57

      hap=e
      b/day.
      angie..♥



    58. 58

      I can't wait until she dies.



    59. 59

      so cute pic.she looks like her cute daughter



    60. 60

      ange is gorgeous cute bby picture 2



    61. 61

      what is she saving the world from? stop the ass kissing mario, they are never going to give you the time of day. and if she seems like she has been around forever, maybe because she is 2nd generation hollywood, so she was able to get in the door earlier then the people who did not have realitives and had to to it on their own.



    62. 62

      you can really see the resemblance between her and Shiloh in this pic.



    63. 63

      LOL… 34 my ass.



    64. 64

      Re: OMG! – Yep.. especially on the cheek.



    65. 65

      Save the world? She has adopted three children (that she drags all over the world and none of them have a steady home life). She has hardly saved the world. Those poor kids are always on the run. It makes for a horrible family life. I don't think there is anything saintly about her.



    66. 66

      i thought she was in her 40's–oops



    67. 67

      I LOVE all the pathetic & jealous haters here! LOL!
      Cute pic of her when she was a tot!!



    68. 68

      A real set of lips……cool!



    69. 69

      AND!
      …not to forget, ange single-handedly & literally change the 'FACE' of an ENTIRE INDUSTRY!
      Plastic surgeons, & Dr. 90210's, and wannabe starlets everywhere, salute you angie.
      lisa rinna…maaay-be not so much.
      lol.
      :-)



    70. 70

      SHES AN ANGEL!



    71. 71

      Cheers to another year of stolen husbands & boughten children. Whore!!!



    72. 72

      You should be paid for these things you say about such a bitch!



    73. 73

      we know what shiloh will look like when she grows up



    74. 74

      it's my birthday too!!!! 23 bitches!!! Love you birthday twin and LOVE YOU PEREZ!!!



    75. 75

      Wow, bitch ages horribly.



    76. 76

      i thought she was 80 years old jaaaaaaa!



    77. 77

      HAHAHAHHA i swear i dont know if i like that Ange anymore specially after the Oscars, looked like a bitch, but I have always liked her before that… Congrats Ange : )



    78. 78

      I always thought that Shiloh only looked like Brad except for Devilina's lips, and now I see she does look a like Devilina. Both are beautiful, but Devilina=overexposed and fake.

    79. Moron says – reply to this


      79

      What an adorable picture! Happy Birthday Angelina, you rock!
      How nice to see the losers with perfect, accomplished lives, morals and integrity rushing to see who is first to cast a stone.



    80. 80

      well, today is my birthday too. and this girl is double deuces !



    81. 81

      little angel O:)



    82. 82

      happy birthday thanks for being such an inspiration



    83. 83

      HAPPY BIRTHDAY To a WONDERFUL woman! She donates a huge amount of her money and time to helping the disadvantaged. I'm madly in love with her!
      What a GREAT pic too Perez!



    84. 84

      ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
      HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVE!
      ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤



    85. 85

      She's looking beat for 34. It's probably all of the drugs.



    86. 86

      why are you so in love with her perez



    87. 87

      Re: Crazeetina
      you should probably do a LOT more research before posting retarded comments. Babies in the US have ZERO problems getting adopted, in fact, it costs American parents THOUSANDS of dollars to adopt healthy, white babies from this country. You don't know SHIT! Now, foster kids that's another story completely as is adopting from other countries, where the babies are sick and starving. Do your research ASS! Adopting white babies here is a BUSINESS!



    88. 88

      Wow….she's amazing, isn't she? I mean, not many people can claim that they have done as much home-wrecking as she has…her kids must be so proud of her accomplishment.



    89. 89

      Re: kaykay85

      "Boughten" isn't a word, sweetie. But it's quite obvious that's the smallest of your education problems.



    90. 90

      Re: kaykay85
      boughten children???
      *foghorn leghorn asks*
      i say, i say now….where parts down south you from, der boy/gal?
      dem some funny thangs you be righten, there!
      lol

    91. rawda says – reply to this


      91

      omg shiloh looks exactly like that vintage photo of angelina, both beautiful mommy and daughter :) well happy birthday ange u r simply gorgeous



    92. 92

      ok people i just wanted to add to the whole BS of her being a home-wrecker. yes if she did thats sooooo wrong but Brad was also involved. he could of said no, but he didnt. she is not a home wrecker it does take 2 people, people!!!! they are both the blame.
      and having said that yes i do agree with most she does look older, its a shame she thinks she needs to loose all this weight she was so hot when she was curver. the woman needs to wake up and realise she has children that need her.



    93. 93

      Happy Birthday Ang!!



    94. 94

      Re: lil_boot – Thanks Bitch!!! ♥ "It's quite obvious" you find yourself intelligent. All Ugly girls do. It's all they have. Sorry about your face. Atleast you think your smart =]



    95. 95

      Who gives a flying fuck!



    96. 96

      SAVING THE WORLD????? HAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING STUPID FAG! SHE IS NOTHING BUT A WHORE, WHO IS MAKING OUT WITH HER BROTHER! HOME WRECKING HO



    97. 97

      Re: hotmilfchocolate – bought·en (bôtn) Chiefly Northern U.S.
      v.
      A past participle of buy.
      adj.
      1. Commercially made; purchased, as opposed to homemade: boughten bread.
      2. Artificial; false. Used of teeth.

      WHAT NOW BITCH!!!!!! Go back to your damn cartoons!!!!!!



    98. 98

      i thought she was on her 50's

    99. Moron says – reply to this


      99

      Re: perezUGLYmonster
      Don't you have a mirror at home, envious bitch?



    100. 100

      congrats sexy moma
      love for you

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