Do You Know What Today Is???

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It's Angelina Jolie's birthday!

The mother of six turns 34 today.

Just 34?

She's done sooo much in her life! Oscar, Brad, kids, saving the world.

We gotta step our game up!

Happy birthday, Ange. We wish you long healthy life!

Posted: Jun 4, 2009 at 12:44 pm / Email this »

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Amanda Says says – reply to this

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happy birthday angelina
lmariel11 says – reply to this

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perez what the fuck is wrong with you?
b a t k i s s says – reply to this

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GEMINI rock!
DiveOnASpikeAlready says – reply to this

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Maybe I will get her a SPIKE for her birthday…then she can DIVE ON IT!
Cookie8600 says – reply to this

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WOW at first i thought this pic was of Shiloh!

anyway who gives a shit im TEAM ANISTON too!!
Orangina says – reply to this

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Perez, you forgot to list "stealing someone else's husband" to Holie's list of accomplishments.
fashiongirl says – reply to this

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AWW YAY I LOVEEEEEEEEEEE ANGE! BEST CELEB HANDS DOWN
she is amazing & has accomplished so much for being 34!
i-am-awesome101 says – reply to this

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And i thought she was in her forties.
lissygirl2 says – reply to this

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First note… I thought she was older than 34…. She looks older than 34
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Second note….. When did she save the world?? I must have slept in that day…
lolli says – reply to this

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OMFG, I THOUGH SHE WAS OLDER! YIKES!
Sharis says – reply to this

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Sweet photo:) Best wishes to her:)
Dandy Lion says – reply to this

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fuck that overrated whore…
Laniang19 says – reply to this

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she's only 34?!?
amandabear says – reply to this

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why is this picture airbrushed? her cheek and little spots all over her skin are blurry indicating a bad photoshop job.
bitchbetterhavemymoney says – reply to this

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I can't stand the bitch, so I don't give a fuck if it's her birthday.
Jenfraud says – reply to this

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Happy Birthday Angie! Indeed she accomplished so much in life already, and that's why so many women are jealous. Those disgruntled and jealous JenHens who claim Angie's lips are fake, can pack up and go home. Look at this gorgeous girl with her plump lips! Yes yes your JenJen has paper thin, dried with sun and sinister, unloving lips. No wonder Brad fled. bwahahahaha!
Mandy_Nothing says – reply to this

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STOP SUCKING ANGIE'S MANGINA, FOR GODS SAKE.
Kodes100 says – reply to this

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Happy Birthday Angelina Jolie!!

I hope you are Happy & Enjoying your Life!!

From the outside looking in - it looks Great!!
kitty9 says – reply to this

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You sure you don't mean born in 1934??
Kay122 says – reply to this

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Re: Jenfraud –
oh shut the fuck up.
thomasblaze9 says – reply to this

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too bad she looks 48. woman is hideous. needs to go the fuck away forever.
meme says – reply to this

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34?? You've got to be shitting me. I thought she was in her 40's.
Paris Hilton Looks Like A Flamingo says – reply to this

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Wow. If that isn't little Shiloh. Anyway, as gorgeous and talented and selfless as Angie is, she still looks older than 34. I'm 35 and she looks much more mature than I do. Not saying she's not a Goddess… she just looks a bit older. No biggie.
juleedarling says – reply to this

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and yet
noone caressss
footefetish says – reply to this

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How sad that she looks at least 50. She is skeletal and unhealthy. Despite all of the children she has purchased and all of the money she gives away, she still is remembered as a homewrecking whore…or a blooddrinking freak….

Nothing is going to change that. Happy Birthday Bitch….
SFwifey says – reply to this

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Happy Birthday!!!
Joleah says – reply to this

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Angelina Jolie is a beautiful human inside and out. Sthu about saying bad things about her. She is living better lives than many of you sad people!
DolphinGG says – reply to this

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It's my birthday too! But I'm turning 32, not 34.
marisolbruin says – reply to this

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you forgot to mention she also shamelessly broke up a marriage in front of the entire world. what a real fuckin saint, she is.

and saving the world?? stfu, perez. stop sucking her dick already…she's not even a man.
petpeeves says – reply to this

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Happy Birthday Angie! Wish U All The Best in Life!!
Shame on U Haters!!!
rated M for the QUEEN says – reply to this

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she looks atleast 40
katiestix says – reply to this

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and my birthday!
Ms. Katt says – reply to this

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Re: ufcgal – LOVE IT!!!!!
Ms. Katt says – reply to this

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Re: Anaksunamun – If he's not being paid alreayd??? Hmmm suspicious…
m_vill says – reply to this

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wow, i thought she was 40, she looks like an old hag.
redrory says – reply to this

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Your really kind of turning into a stalker Perez. At first it was just another gay cliche, now your just getting creepy.
givepeaceachance says – reply to this

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HATE HERRR. omg seriously, why do you kiss her ass so much? she's nothing special at all.
lena_1 says – reply to this

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IS MY B-DAY TOOOOOOOO!! :p
Turbo Chin1 says – reply to this

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How can Angie look old when she has no wrinkles. Have you looked at jennifer anistons forehead she has wrinkles all across it, Jennifer Aniston looks about 50 with her leather skin and bags and long, ugly sad lookin dog face. She was so ugly even John Mayor dumped her and lets not forget she DID NOT make the Maxim's top 100 list despite her lame GQ cover and ugly Mexico bikini pics. Angie came in at NO 26. Thats cause even after 3 kids Angie proves that she's still the hotter one. Brad is relieved to be free of Maniston he said it himself.
Turbo Chin1 says – reply to this

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And I forgot to mention Jennifer Anuston's mouth has parentheses she's suffereing from a case of old lady mouth plus those thin lips make her look even more old lady like. Angie doesn't have wrinkles her skin is smooth. And she's skinny not fat, last time I checked weight gain is associated with growing old. Slenderness is associated with youth. Jen fans need to give up the slander its getting old.
MiSzACE says – reply to this

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word!! WOW @ the 34, take one look at that troll and you'd swear up & down she's at least 44!!!!
HipGnosis says – reply to this

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MAYBE this photo will FINALLY cause haters to STFU about whether or not she's had "work" done on her lips. Obviously NOT. But then jealous a-holes will always love to hate the most beautiful and powerful among us, so probably NOTHING will ever stop their ANNOYING BS!
girl interrupted says – reply to this

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happy birthday angie!!!!!! you da best!!!!!
petiteCobaye says – reply to this

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Angelina is an absolutely gorgeous human being and I'm not disputing her amazing looks, but when we heard how old she is, my husband and I turned to each other and said "ONLY 34?!?!"….we really thought she was in her 40's - a gorgeous 40+ year old, but NOT under 35…Holy shit - she looks much older than her years.
Look at Carol Alt, of all people…almost 50 and looks 10 years younger than Angie! Must be the Raw Food Diet Carol's on - I'm on it now…it's amazing and I think Angie could be the prettiest person on the planet if she ate this way. There's no fucking way she's only 34!
lovin' it! says – reply to this

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How old is she today? 44?
RUBIAredJOLIE says – reply to this

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SHE LOOKS SOOOO CUTE IN THAT PICK, YOU CAN SEE A BIT OF SHILOH THERE… IM SURE SHE HAD A GREAT TIME WITH HER BEAUTIFUL FAMILY.
sheba088 says – reply to this

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Happy Birthday Angie!
YourWordsNotMine says – reply to this

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That beezy is a blonde? whoa.
I.Z. says – reply to this

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I thought skinny bitch was turning 45, wasn't she? She isn't aging well and should address her eating disorder problem.
Mysterious says – reply to this

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while everyone is so buzy hatiing..i cant help but ntoice the fact that vintage ANGIE looks so much like shiloh..
ROIMAUDIT says – reply to this

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Jeee,34 as times goes by!
$E.MONEY$ says – reply to this

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Fuck the bitch!
ohmyfuckingod says – reply to this

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OMG! SOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE *-* Happy birthday Angie!
tess01 says – reply to this

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Gemini's rock!
ur_sougly says – reply to this

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HAPPY BRTHDAY ANGE!!! BURN H8RS BURNNNNNNNN
NayelleyReyes says – reply to this

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HAPPi lATE BiRTHDAY ANGEliNA!

:)
NoEnvyNoFear says – reply to this

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No one made Brad leave Jennifer…it was a choice of his OWN! Angelina maybe made some mistakes, like everyone, but she turned her life around and is doing what she can to HELP other people. Jennifer A could have kept brad if she wouldn't have worried so much about how a baby would ruin her white-cookie cutter-perfect world
LilMama88 says – reply to this

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HATIN ASS BITCHES!!!! What the hell have n e of you done to try to make this place better for someone…..n over half of you are gonna look like shit by the time you reach 34 and have had kids….shes had twins…..so now what u bunch of haters! Eff all u haters…….HAPPY B-LATED ANGIE!
angrysheman says – reply to this

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Unions that are born from deceit rarely last. She is still and always will be a cheat. Don't waste wishes on this one.
chocolatmocha says – reply to this

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I have sent her shout on facbook. Happy Belated Birthday on here. Kiss> kiss!
jham says – reply to this

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Re: Jenfraud – Why do you hate Jennifer Aniston so much?
Cokie_ says – reply to this

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Re: jham – Probably because she like me, is sick and tired of people hating Angelina so much, when Angelina is a good woman who hasn't done anything wrong. Aniston's hate-mongering psychotic fans make me absoletly HATE Aniston with a PASSION. I was ambivilent about Aniston before, but now her fans have made me so shocked at their behavior and hate Aniston so much, if Aniston was in front of me, I'd spit in her fucking slimy face! And I mean it, and its ALL because of her lowlife maggot fans who hate Angelina.
i4sandy says – reply to this

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THE HOME WRECKER WHORE…TURNS 54!! THAT'S MORE LIKE IT…WTF??? DON'T WISH HER SHIT…KARMA WILL DO THE WORK BY ITSELF…SHE HAS A LOT TO DEAL WITH WHAT KARMA IS BRINGING ON FOR HER…HOME WRECKER WHORE…
Cokie_ says – reply to this

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Re: i4sandy – Listen you hateful bitch, Angelina is NOT a homewrecker or a whore! There was no affair, the tabloids lied and you believed the biggest hoax in tabloid history and you slurred a good innocent woman who DID NOTHING WRONG. Karma has CERTAINLY rewarded her, look where she is! 6 children, a gorgeous partner, a successful career, international respect. I think karma has proved that YOU ARE WRONG. Look at Sluttifer Maniston? A bed-hopping slut who has to hire Mayer and other escorts to pose as her boyfriend, and strip and do porn, to sell a movie! My how Sluttifer has FALLEN! Karma has had its say about Sluttifer, and the greasy slut has been CONDEMNED and Angelina REWARDED! So go away, you maggot!
helen2009 says – reply to this

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Cute picturrrreee!!! =DD And i cant believe she's ONLY 34!!!
Chloe XD says – reply to this

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You're all so childish.
Yes , Angelina looks older than 34 , so fucking what she has what …6 children all under the age of 8 or something ? What do you expect ? And yes , she's underweight , she's underweight because she's still grieving over her mother.

Angelina may have done some pretty shady things in her past (or present) but I don't think one of them was stealing someones husband , she said she'd never do that since her dad had an affair with a woman while married to Angie's mom.

And anyway , none of you fucktards can say anything , you're probably wrinkly old hillbilly hags who have about 17 children because you can't even afford fucking birth control.
Honestly. Shut the fuck up.

I'm a fan Angie , happy birthday :]
xxx