Emma Watson Needs A Better Stylist!

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What the hell is she wearing????

Emma Watson came out of a private dinner at Havery Nichols in London on Wednesday looking like a garbage disposal spit her out a dress.

Is it bondage? Is it fishnet? Is it taffeta?

What is it?!?!

You've got money to friggin wash your car with. Get someone to help dress you!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Jun 4, 2009 at 4:00 pm / Email this »

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wesniffinviparea says – reply to this

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fake photo!!! hello
GERGIN says – reply to this

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Re: mancandy – I'ts actually a Spring 09 piece, I guess she wasn't lucky enough to get her hands on any of the fall stuff like Reese Witherspoon (Who personally was not able to pull of Rodarte's piece). But you can actually see more pics of Emma at the Rodarte London event on Style.com
Typh says – reply to this

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Publicity attire!
Twilight eclipsing final Potter movies.
The dress is scratch and sniff of desperation.
duelastar says – reply to this

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Her head doesn't even look right in that photo!
Terrible dress
ilovedanny says – reply to this

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Um. Perez. The Face.
wayerfare says – reply to this

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It's Rodarte people!
it's silk tulle, chiffon, muslin and chains
baysidebird88 says – reply to this

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omg no perezy i love this dress! I'm actually surprised she wore this, but i love it!
Zombietits says – reply to this

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i like it
Jackster says – reply to this

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WTF indeed. Why would anyone let her leave the house like that?
sheba088 says – reply to this

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Perez she is growing up. She is learning what makes her tick! Give her time. She is trying to find her own style. And, when she does watch out. Girls always go through this stage.
BerkleeBoy118 says – reply to this

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is there nipple in this shot?! lol
COCACOLA says – reply to this

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Her toe nails are dirty…uahhhhh!
sdco says – reply to this

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I like it!!!! (and if Lady Gaga wore it, it would be amazing… RIGHT PEREZ??)
WeCantRelate says – reply to this

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Someone's trying to look all growed up, but it just looks like someone's been raiding Lady Gag-a's trash.
carlicakes says – reply to this

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whhhaaat the helll?

looks like she made it herself.
BlueTorch says – reply to this

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Face and neck… what happened? For a second I thought photoshopped Watson onto terribly dressed body but with third thought realized the lines are cohesive just tonally different. Conclusion: This is Watson, a teenager with a lot of money dressed in an ugly dress.
BlueTorch says – reply to this

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PROBLEM FOUND: Outfit not cohesive. Emma Watson is too natural and soft for this dress. Her hair should be away from her face, she should look more angular and severe. Also this dress is older than she is (and UGLY but hey different strokes for different folks).
pradapiggy says – reply to this

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it's rodarte, aka genius. it probably took hours to drape that one dress. just stick to what you're best at: criticizing celebs, not fashion.
Schmange says – reply to this

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Looks great to me. Once again I don't get gay guys sense of style. They just have no clue.
Holl23 says – reply to this

120

I'm confused …what wrong with it? I like it :]
insertsobriquet says – reply to this

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Well I guess it's not just me…lol…after reading the comments pretty much EVERYONE likes the dress! Except Perez! BOOO!!! The dress ROCKS and I'm assuming her hair isn't that great because she just left a party.
Julia Louise says – reply to this

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Perez stop making these fashion commentaries, you don´t know what your talking about! It´s a Rodarte-dress and it´s fabulous!
bisquitcase says – reply to this

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i'd shop at kmart if that meant i wasn't employing no goddamn ring of petto files… like they have some divine visions or something. and i'd get my hair cut by a friggen homeless bum too, for that exact same reason.
no beer makes homer -go crazy!! says – reply to this

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WTF i think she needs her head cheked out ! like big time!
The Mancunian Candidate says – reply to this

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trying to be edgy and failing miserably, again
The Mancunian Candidate says – reply to this

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Re: ylanaty – thats because lady gaga has the confidence and eccentricity to pull it off, emma looks like an 11 year old playing dress-up
thatgirlvirg says – reply to this

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this is just dreadful
I am Perfect!! says – reply to this

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OMG!! looks terrible!! and WTF with her nails?!!! eww! she really need stylist help! but is still cute and a good girl
PotFem says – reply to this

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What a 'shopped' photo! Not the dress and shit.. but look at it! It looks freakishly altered!
Aleatoire says – reply to this

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I think she looks really pretty. Maybe the crazy fishnet-ness is a bit much, but the color looks good.
1:12am says – reply to this

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she looks like one of those Siamese Fighting Fish… i like the flowing black and blue…it's different
GaGaYouGimp says – reply to this

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how come her neck + head isnt the same colour as her body?
some stupid photo-shopping there.. ?
GaGaYouGimp says – reply to this

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ooooooh i see it now hahaaaa..
addieT says – reply to this

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Its a beautiful dress…. Its by Rodarte. I love it!!!
helen2009 says – reply to this

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WTH happened, Em! U usually dress SO much better!