Sandra Bernhard Hates On Kabbalah
Filed under: Etc.
Always the most outspoken and loudest of female comics, Sandra Bernhard interviewed with Women's Wear Daily about what she has been up to.
Specifically, she talks about how her beloved religion, Kabbalah, has sold out too much for her liking!
When asked about her involvement in the materialistic spirit lifestyle, she says: "I went in 1995 before there was any hoopla and I got the best out of it. Then the wheels started to fall off. I’m not nearly as involved with that place as I was. Unfortunately, money corrupts everything, even spirituality. And it’s hard not to get caught up in the excitement of glamour and fame."
When asked further about the "gimmicks" of the religon, like the selling of Kabbalah Water, she opines: "Originally, it made sense because when you expose water to different energies it does effect the molecular qualities of the water. And they actually used to have big bottles of water in the shul when they did Torah readings and stuff. But when they started selling it, it seemed very gimmicky to me as I’m sure it did to most people."
How very true.
But, some people don't want to be spiritual unless it is fashionable too!
[Image via WENN.]
""when you expose water to different energies it does effect the molecular qualities of the water. "
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Um, no Sandra, Water is made up of Hydrogen and Oxegen. Exposing it to a bunch of people singing in a room in no way makes any molecular changes. I swear, Celebs are so desperate to find any grounding in their lives that they will just believe any crap that is spewed their way.
sandra is a ho.lots of people are into kabbalah.all religions sells stuff to make money.kaballah is not the only one
yeah, just ask heidi and spencer
she is sooooooooo ugly
That is one scary looking…..woman? Looks more like a man. Trannie alert!
Hey Perez, why did you call the religion, "materialistic spirit lifestyle"???
I'm sure you wouldn't like it if people called your religion a "materialistic spirit lifestyle."
I'm sure you didn't mean any harm. Or maybe you'd like this opportunity to clarify your poorly chosen words.
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i love sandra. she is a FABULOUS stern guest.
I hope she never goes into a L.A. Kabbalah center after that remark,she might get raped by one of madonners peeps after that remark{I can't imagine anybody wanting to do that to her but you never know}.
Re: JohnnyD – r free of sin remeber what god tell to the israelite when they were insulting Mary Magdelen
pfffft
madonna and sandra berhhard are idiots.
if youre "practicing" kabbalah, and you haven't done 40 years of intense torah study, you're getting scammed.
if youre "practicing" kabbalah, and you're not in israel, you're also getting scammed.
you cant buy spirituality, duhhhhh.
ALL 'Religion' and 'spirituality' is bunk! Can't we all just look inward…and be nice to each other. JUST CHILL.
Sandra- you are not smart sweetie. So disappointed.
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Why does this chick always look like she's straining out a fart?
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Kidding btw… I love you!!
Most of those "religions" are actually some crazy ass cults that should be closed and their leaders sent to jail.
I heard that they were selling Madonna Squirt too.
Madognutz likes Kabbalah! What a load of crap!!!!!!!
she's talking to you madonna
what is wrong with her face!?!?
Nobody would care about some Kabbalah thing if Vadge would not be in it.
stupid cult,can't people just be into god,instead of gimmics,phony superfical bull
What an ugly cow!!
i think she's referring to *ahem* Madonna.
she used to be ugly in kind of a hot way. All I can think of when I look at her picture now is Pizza Pizza.
She is without a doubt one of the ugliest woman on this planet. And guess what Sandra, having a sewer hole for a mouth does not make you funny. It is always the ugly or fat people that resort to outragous and foul behavior to get attention.
Perez, are you reading this?
Re: the squirrel – everything is wrong with her face. She takes fugly to another level.
I guess the people there stopped kissing Sandra's a$$…she hates it when she is no longer the center of attention…now a 4,000 year religious study sucks because they are charging money for stuff (odd they charged money for stuff in 1995, yeah, Sandra they did.) Funny how she changes her tune when she is no longer the "bell of the ball"…time to stop talking Sandra and start packing, your train is leaving.
Wait… is that Quentin Tarantino or Madame the Puppet?
this has got to be the ugliest woman alive ever. how did she get famous?
Why did you feature such a bad photo when the WWD article had such a great image. Everything is a choice. She is such an originator!
"Originally, it made sense because when you expose water to different energies it does effect the molecular qualities of the water"
Holy shit. Take a fucking chemistry class.
Im NOT bullshittin! I just thought about this woman, like yesterday. I was thinkin; "I wonder what happened to Sandra Bernard?"
Re: female version of a hustler – Is English your first language? You are either a filthy foreigner or you are just plain stupid. Would you like to say that again? Please use full sentences if you, shit for brains!
that's not a flattering picture… lol
I normally don't like to judge people's looks because really who the fuck am I but that is one serious UGLY woman..seriously
Re: JohnnyD – You should know who will burn in hell…
Re: female version of a hustler – Oh Honey…get some help…you poor stupid thing
Firstly, in order to be a comic shouldn't you actually be funny?
Secondly, as to her statement on water, water moves through an induced magnetic field, the static charge on the water molecules is changed from negative to positive. Sharks can actually sense changes in this electromagnetic field which allows them to fine tune their attacks on their prey.
Sher.tohe was Madonna sex toy for a while..I think she was funny because she was odd, but her hate Towards Madnna was so big that I think, destroyed her career…Madonna kills every person close to her.
madonna is a full , the bergs are milking her money
Organized religions have been using power,greed,fear and guilt to control the masses for thier own gain since the dawn of time.
She is the most unattractive women that I have ever seen!
Re: JohnnyD – pu-leeeeze!!!!!!!!!
HOLD UP! WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!
SANDRA WAS TALKING ABOUT THE KABBALAH CENTRES.
YOUR ARTICLE MENTIONS ONLY "KABBALAH"….I KNOW SANDRA APPRECIATES THE DIFFERENCES? CAN YOU?????
BTW, IT'S NOT A RELIGION.
GET IT A RIGHT NEXT TIME, PLEASE-
STILL LOVE YA TO THE MAX
Sandra Bernhard has always been totally ugly…….however she seems to be getting uglier…her picture looks like some old man with long hair…pitiful…pitiful
Has Sandra ever comsider surgery. to fix her fucked up face EWWW.
oh well! life goes on