Lance Armstrong Tweets Birth Of Baby Boy!
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Lance Armstrong announced the birth of his fourth child via Twitter on Thursday.
He Tweeted: "Wassup, world? My name is Max Armstrong and I just arrived. My Mommy is healthy and so am I!"
He added that the baby boy "weighed in at 7 lbs. 5 oz and is 20 inches long."
This is the first child for Lance and his girlfriend, Anna Hansen.
Congrats to the couple!
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Posted: June 5, 2009 at 9:45 am




I bet the kid is not even his.
Don't congratulate a man who brings babies into the world and then allows them to be raised by single mothers. There is no reason for happiness here.
I thought that the whole reason him and Cheryl Crow broke up was cuz he didnt want any more children!? Then has goes and has one with someone else… What a loser!
oh get off your self righteous high horse he's happy who the fucks cares what you ass holes think
Corporate whore. Serial adulterer.
love the one nut illustration Perez, How perfect
Re: JohnnyD –
dude…… relax…. chill with the hate…
and Congrats to Lance!
Sheryl Crow…..woman you dodged a bullet sister. This guys is a TOTAL LOSER.
my gawd this guy moves quick
He's a uniball!!
Lance's next move: get cancer, have current girlfriend (now mother to his new child) stand by him and nurse him back to health, get well, ditch current girlfriend for younger model, repeat.
He's a skeez.
Let's not forget, he dumped the woman who stood by him and made him who he is today. He should have lost more than the testicle. But you ho's just keep taking dogs like this in…
what a jerkoff!! both he and cheryl said they broke up due to differing family plans and now he went and had a baby with his very next girlfriend. ugh, what a douche!
Re: halezrandom – You got that right — total skeez
Wow, Lance used to be the shit for me. I've lost all respect for him now. I thought for sure he was gay as well.
Re: Snacktime – I will NOT relax. The word of God is still the word of God. Don't congratulate that sinner on the birth of his bastard child. He and that bitch should have gotten an abortion rather than bringing a bastard child into the world. He and his whore and his bastard child will all burn in hell for all eternity along with the rest of the sinners and sodomites. It's a proven fact.
Lance Armstrong isn't the commodity he once was. He's dog sh!t now after his comments about Sheryl Crow. And let me agree with everyone who says nothing to congratulate him about: he has an out-of-wedlock child with his girlfriend. How white trash.
This guy is GROSS
This is what Cheryl Crow gets for being a good person. If she had just been sneaky like this ho and gotten pregnant (oops!) by accident she could have kept THE LANCE. I have a feeling she's glad she didn't……….
Congrats, hope he left the foreskin on!
That is one ugly kid.
CONGRATS.
Are you sure the mother isn't Matthew Mc Conaughey? I think he's getting the most of Lance's lance.
Re: JohnnyD –
IT'S A PROVEN FACT?!?!?!?
everytime some religous crackpot starts mouthing off, they usually show their complete lack of intelligence by the third sentence.
Re: AUSSIE COL – Yes dip shit, it is a proven fact!!! All sinners burn in hell. Having a child out of wedlock is a sin because thay had sexual relations outside of marriage. Therefore they will burn in Hell. What's so hard to comprehend about that? They should have had an abortion rather than bringing a bastard child into this world. Now STFU!!!
Gee, Max sure is literate for a newborn. Why don't these two slobs get married now that they have a child. I don't care what anyone says. Children need a stable home. WORK ON YOUR MARRIAGES, KIDDIES. THEY ARE NOT DISPOSABLE LIKE THE REST OF THINGS IN LIFE!!!!!
The uniballer makes a baby…what a feat!
Asshole leaves his wife who stuck by him through cancer, makes his children suffer through a divorce.
Leaves Cheryl because her biological clock was ticking too loud for his prissy little ears, but now he has a baby?
He is a prick…
Talk about a fame whore!
he only deserves one nut
Why the hell would You draw that shit on Him?
Pig!