Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
One of their five reasons for inviting Conan to speak is, as they put it, "What better way to welcome the latest host of The Tonight Show than to have him speak for the greatest school in Los Angeles."
So if you "Need a good way to procrastinate studying for your final," join the group and write some letters, because we're sure a Facebook message is all Conan needs. That and us just posting about it now!
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