Clooney Shacking Up With New Waitress?

Filed under: George Clooney

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George Clooney seems to have a thing for waitresses!

His latest is a blonde cocktail waitress named Lucy Wolvert and he must be pretty smitten because apparently, the couple already plans on living together, according to reports.

Enjoy it while it lasts, bitch!

[Image via AP Images.]

    Posted: Jun 6, 2009 at 10:30 am / Email this  »

    67 comments to “Clooney Shacking Up With New Waitress?”



    1. 1

      Jealous Mario?



    2. 2

      What does "and how" mean? I'm a little slow today I guess.



    3. 3

      That doesn't look like George Clooney.



    4. 4

      Hell why not! you get someone to fu@k and also bring you your drinks!



    5. 5

      IS THAT THE GIRL? THE ONE WITH THE DRAWING BESIDE HER….I HOPE NOT…IF SO GEORGE HAS LOST HIS EVER LOVING MIND….BUT ANYHOW, HE IS STILL HOTNESS!



    6. 6

      Don't you mean "bearding up", Perez? Come on out already George. The air is alot fresher out here….



    7. 7

      I think it says a lot about George that he dates only women in somewhat lowly service jobs. It's not that that makes them less intelligent or worthy than others, but they are hardly high achievers. Is his ego that weak that he doesn't find a woman who is successful someone he can keep up with? Is it too much of a threat to his fame and position? It says a lot about him.



    8. 8

      I'm sorry but that's not clooney.



    9. 9

      Perez you have way too much resentment towards women. What happened sweetie?



    10. 10

      I can't beleive Rock Hudson……I mean George Clooney hasn't come out yet? I think Tom Cruise and George would make a lovely couple!!



    11. 11

      Mr. Clooney's rep has issued a denial.



    12. 12

      so nice,, i can tell you guys more nice and single girls have a account on __classymingle.com___. so dont miss them. dont miss your classy lover!!



    13. 13

      that is NOT george, perez…and what does "and how!" mean?



    14. 14

      I don't understand him! He's sooo much better than this! He can date anyone and goes for people who are CLEARLY using him!

    15. MP says – reply to this


      15

      Has this man ever dated anyone other than waitresses? It's so strange.



    16. 16

      I bet the reason that Sarah Larson chick left him was cause she had to put up with him having sex with guys all the time.



    17. 17

      Just thinking about 25. You were so Prince song. Really want to again! yni 46 ms, bg



    18. 18

      Vagina envy…again? Get over it, Perez. You can put lipstick on a pig but it won't give it a vagina. Touch up needed…just a dab more lipstick.



    19. 19

      Um…is it just me or is that NOT George Clooney?!?!?! Seriously, that pic is not of him. Is it?!?! Nah, no way.



    20. 20

      thats not clooney



    21. 21

      it's the wax version of clooney!



    22. 22

      That is definitely not George Clooney in the picture!



    23. 23

      I wonder how this Lucy Wolvert looks? Perez, post her photo please!



    24. 24

      that's not george clooney.



    25. 25

      Just google 'Lucy Wolvert' and you'll see her photos all over the web. VERY PRETTY and has a killer body. She is 23, a waitress from Miami FL, and a model.



    26. 26

      Horney old fuck. Don't care who puss he hits.



    27. 27

      Party animal:

      Are you blind… Killer body? very pretty?

      Yes, she has killer body and pretty face for to be a Tranny, but there a lot better women all over the world….

      Let`s face it… I love Clooney but I really think he is gay… he prefers the looser type women.

      This job is not denigrant; but waitress and aspiring model iquals to prostitute here and in China



    28. 28

      LMAO! He just wants to be waited on. A bitch in every port.



    29. 29

      New career goal: waitress!



    30. 30

      Pretty sure that's not George Clooney.

      FAIL Perez.



    31. 31

      I never cared for his acting. He only got into the business because of his family. He's a major twit. That's why he has to date waitresses. Even rich and famous families have losers. (Other examples of this are Prince Harry, Doug Pitt and Eric Roberts.)



    32. 32

      Idiots, it's obviously the wax George!



    33. 33

      He's such a sleaze. When I look at him all I remember is when he was the dork on that show about a girl's school.



    34. 34

      Re: Mafalda
      You wrote :"Waitress and aspiring model equals a prostitute here and in China".
      I have no idea what part of the world do you live in, but my family and I live in US, and as a college and graduate school student I worked sometimes as a waitress in my college town where almost half of the students worked as waiters/waitresses to make some extra money, and I was definitely not a prostitute, in fact I was a very married woman. And actually my husband was a medical student at the same time and worked at a fast food restaurant in his spare time because money was so tight.
      Working as a waiter/waitress is widespread among college and grad school students in USA as a way to earn some very much needed $$$. Don't insult all of us, please.



    35. 35

      ha thats not george clooney…nice try



    36. 36

      George, stop with the beards. It really makes you look like a fool to keep dating losers. If you want your private live private, stop trotting out these chicks to make you look straight.



    37. 37

      Really, an educated woman with anything on the ball, wouldn't date this bullshit.



    38. 38

      um, that's not george clooney.



    39. 39

      I don't think that's George Clooney……. am I wrong?



    40. 40

      Soccer Mom:

      My apologies to you and all the decent waitress in all over the world, maybe i wrote wrong because english is not my mother lenguage.

      You are in collage and are waitress for extra money, that´s ok and it´s the normal thing….

      But if you were an aspiring model?? why to be in a bar meanwhile you could go a Model agency?

      And as you say, working as a waiter/waitress is widespread among college and grad school students in USA and in all over tyhe world, too, but it´s too common that a waitress can be a hooker for an extra money outside the normal service.

      That is my idea bad explained in english….

      And, if ypu read clearly my opinion, you will see that I said: "…This job is not denigrant; but waitress and aspiring model iquals to prostitute here and in China"

      i was talking about the two conditions at the same time (waitress and aspiring model).

      I beg your pardon… and if yo are an aspiring model too… try to go to an model agency



    41. 41

      "A man needs a maid"…err waitress. ;)



    42. 42

      People are so thick saying, "That's not Clooney" - it's his waxwork you simpletons!!!!! PS: George is GAY



    43. 43

      George clooney is GAY. get with the program people



    44. 44

      The lightbulb just went off for me about why the posts on this site seem so weird lately. One of the ghost-writers is a Brit! That's why there are expressions like, "and how" that no one can understand. Probably also why there are so many posts about UK celebrities that no one has heard of too. Perez, are you trying to save $ by hiring immigrants?



    45. 45

      He likes women he can control….not superstar actresses who might call him a bully!!!



    46. 46

      Re: EllynW – No, you are right. Maybe the British ghost writer who posted this (judging from the "and how" written on the photo) doesn't know what George Clooney looks like? I'm not complaining though. Just happy it's not another Jordan or Kylie Minogue post. Perez, buy USA and hire a ghost writer who knows about real celebs!



    47. 47

      he's the meanest bully in hollywood…ask the crews….



    48. 48

      Look again………………That's not Clooney! And those girls probably are not waitresses either……



    49. 49

      *************Why buy the cow?*************************************



    50. 50

      This guy doesn't look like George. No way!

    51. Low says – reply to this


      51

      Clooney I love you dude..but you are going to get an STD.



    52. 52

      The wax George barely even looks like him. Looks more like the wax figure of a guy that kinda sorta looks like George



    53. 53

      oh is he alive?
      no one care about that grandpa to old for me



    54. 54

      That aint George Clooney ffs



    55. 55

      Yeah that's not George Clooney



    56. 56

      LMFAO @ "ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS, BITCH"
      BAHAHAHAHA



    57. 57

      I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY WOMEN ARE SO IN LOVE WITH THIS OLD GRAY HAIRED EGO-MANIAC!



    58. 58

      Well, he's been with models, actresses, everything else. Now he's resorting to looking at us commoners…interesting. Hope this girl fares even better than the last. New car, new acting career, some fun money for a short-term relationship with George. All of this without the ball & chain of marriage, no prenup, and an ugly divorce that would cost him a lot more. I could do that cuz George ain't exactly bad to look at. It's not like screwing some 90 year old man. George is the NEW & IMPROVED SUGARDADDY!



    59. 59

      MMMmmmmmmmmmm. George is my man!



    60. 60

      George Clooney is GAY-GAY-GAY, MISS P ! He's looking for the "perfect beard" to hide his HANDSOME GAYNESS ! Sad that he has to do this…………I'd be his boyfriend IN A MICRO-SECOND (SCREW YOU, MISS P!) He's rich, he's handsome ………………and girlfriend, Ummmmmmmmmm ! Oh, and talented, too ! Teee heeee heee. Let's not forget that part !



    61. 61

      P.S. The look like THREE FAG HAG NOBODIES !!! GEORGE - WHERE'S YOUR CLASS ?



    62. 62

      He will just do her slimy like the last slut waitress. I loathe George Clooney; he treats women like shit.



    63. 63

      BEARD !!!!!!!!!!!



    64. 64

      geo good luck ! I hope she is good at keeping you all cocked and tailed!



    65. 65

      guess it's time to sport another beard….the time gap lends itself to speculation on his sexuality! Best to go for poor young women that will gladly take the cash as a Clooney cover!



    66. 66

      Is that a wax figure of George?
      I like Clooney, he's very sexy. He's a good actor and seems to care about a great many things. Maybe it's just me, but I would be so concerned about where he's been sticking that thing…willy nilly. I'd have to sterilize it that puppy, STAT!



    67. 67

      some people pay for love. not clooney tho.

      plz dont tell me that pic is real? GAG>